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  1. Daisies

    War Horse

    You must be near Whitburn /Souter point then ? :) Jack McH
    You must be near Whitburn /Souter point then ? :) Jack McH
    You must be near Whitburn /Souter point then ? :) Jack McH
    You must be near Whitburn /Souter point then ? :) Jack McH
    Daisies, Jan 25, 2012
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    Jack McHammocklashing
    Jan 26, 2012
  2. *dim*

    PA1 PA6 certificate-Safe Use of Pesticides

    As I said in an earlier post yes Born before 1964 he can spray all day long in HIS garden and poison YOUR Garden BUT YOU can not spray in HIS garden and poison YOUR garden Elf and Safety mate...
    As I said in an earlier post yes Born before 1964 he can spray all day long in HIS garden and poison YOUR Garden BUT YOU can not spray in HIS garden and poison YOUR garden Elf and Safety mate Elf and Safety Jack McH
    As I said in an earlier post yes Born before 1964 he can spray all day long in HIS garden and poison YOUR Garden BUT YOU can not spray in HIS garden and poison YOUR garden Elf and Safety mate Elf and Safety Jack McH
    As I said in an earlier post yes Born before 1964 he can spray all day long in HIS garden and poison YOUR Garden BUT YOU can not spray in HIS garden and poison YOUR garden Elf and Safety mate...
    *dim*, Jan 25, 2012
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    Jack McHammocklashing
    Jan 26, 2012
  3. Jack McHammocklashing

    Where is WOO are you OK has anyone heard

    Now that will just scare him Penny
    Now that will just scare him Penny
    Now that will just scare him Penny
    Now that will just scare him Penny
    Jack McHammocklashing, Jan 26, 2012
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    Phil A
    Jan 26, 2012
  4. Phil A

    Over Zealous use of the word Devastate

    No, what they really mean is a light dusting of snow aggravated by media hype caused lots of drivers to use the excuse that they were snowed in so wouldn't be coming to work today.
    No, what they really mean is a light dusting of snow aggravated by media hype caused lots of drivers to use the excuse that they were snowed in so wouldn't be coming to work today.
    No, what they really mean is a light dusting of snow aggravated by media hype caused lots of drivers to use the excuse that they were snowed in so wouldn't be coming to work today.
    No, what they really mean is a light dusting of snow aggravated by media hype caused lots of drivers to use the excuse that they were snowed in so wouldn't be coming to work today.
    Phil A, Jan 26, 2012
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    clueless1
    Jan 26, 2012
  5. miraflores

    green tea

    I worked in the East a few years ago, Green Tea was always on offer, but to be honest we would mostly drink the local (Indian?? tea) with 'condensed milk' (anyone remember that?) - but still one...
    I worked in the East a few years ago, Green Tea was always on offer, but to be honest we would mostly drink the local (Indian?? tea) with 'condensed milk' (anyone remember that?) - but still one could always have a Gin-Sundowner at 7 o'clock to compensate ! a-a (hic !!)
    I worked in the East a few years ago, Green Tea was always on offer, but to be honest we would mostly drink the local (Indian?? tea) with 'condensed milk' (anyone remember that?) - but still one could always have a Gin-Sundowner at 7 o'clock to...
    I worked in the East a few years ago, Green Tea was always on offer, but to be honest we would mostly drink the local (Indian?? tea) with 'condensed milk' (anyone remember that?) - but still one...
    miraflores, Jan 24, 2012
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    alex-adam
    Jan 25, 2012
  6. MichaelJohn

    100 years ago

    That's interesting - hadn't made the connection.
    That's interesting - hadn't made the connection.
    That's interesting - hadn't made the connection.
    That's interesting - hadn't made the connection.
    MichaelJohn, Jan 25, 2012
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    Tiarella
    Jan 25, 2012
  7. JWK

    Solar Storm on it's way - Northern Lights visible tomorrow!

    Us clouded over ones are missing out The Northern Lights: How Does The Aurora Borealis Occur And What Are The Chances Of Seeing It | Technology | Sky News
    Us clouded over ones are missing out The Northern Lights: How Does The Aurora Borealis Occur And What Are The Chances Of Seeing It | Technology | Sky News
    Us clouded over ones are missing out The Northern Lights: How Does The Aurora Borealis Occur And What Are The Chances Of Seeing It | Technology | Sky News
    Us clouded over ones are missing out The Northern Lights: How Does The Aurora Borealis Occur And What Are The Chances Of Seeing It | Technology | Sky News
    JWK, Jan 24, 2012 ... 2
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    Phil A
    Jan 24, 2012
  8. Phil A

    Happy Birthday Merleworld

    Late as usual but hope you had a lovely birthday merleworld!!
    Late as usual but hope you had a lovely birthday merleworld!!
    Late as usual but hope you had a lovely birthday merleworld!!
    Late as usual but hope you had a lovely birthday merleworld!!
    Phil A, Jan 22, 2012
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    catztail
    Jan 23, 2012
  9. chitting kaz

    another missing child

    thats great news
    thats great news
    thats great news
    thats great news
    chitting kaz, Jan 23, 2012
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    chitting kaz
    Jan 23, 2012
  10. clueless1

    Bachelors Cuppa Soup

    They'd still burn you in Dorset for that. Batchelors Special Savoury Rice Advert - YouTube Did you get out to see the Northern Lights?
    They'd still burn you in Dorset for that. Batchelors Special Savoury Rice Advert - YouTube Did you get out to see the Northern Lights?
    They'd still burn you in Dorset for that. Batchelors Special Savoury Rice Advert - YouTube Did you get out to see the Northern Lights?
    They'd still burn you in Dorset for that. Batchelors Special Savoury Rice Advert - YouTube Did you get out to see the Northern Lights?
    clueless1, Jan 23, 2012
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    Phil A
    Jan 23, 2012
  11. music
    Like x 4

    Was this a senior moment ???.

    Naah, Music, I reckon it was you just realising how lucky you were that you did meet your wife, had all the good times and the bad times you've both shared in your life. If you can look back on...
    Naah, Music, I reckon it was you just realising how lucky you were that you did meet your wife, had all the good times and the bad times you've both shared in your life. If you can look back on your life and smile..................it couldn't have been a bad one!!:heehee::thumbsup::D
    Naah, Music, I reckon it was you just realising how lucky you were that you did meet your wife, had all the good times and the bad times you've both shared in your life. If you can look back on your life and smile..................it couldn't...
    Naah, Music, I reckon it was you just realising how lucky you were that you did meet your wife, had all the good times and the bad times you've both shared in your life. If you can look back on...
    music, Jan 23, 2012
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    ARMANDII
    Jan 23, 2012
  12. *dim*

    Mrs Brown

    some on youtube: mrs brown - YouTube
    some on youtube: mrs brown - YouTube
    some on youtube: mrs brown - YouTube
    some on youtube: mrs brown - YouTube
    *dim*, Jan 23, 2012
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    *dim*
    Jan 23, 2012
  13. MichaelJohn

    Any one measure up to this ?

    And why not? We deserve it!
    And why not? We deserve it!
    And why not? We deserve it!
    And why not? We deserve it!
    MichaelJohn, Jan 23, 2012
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    Daisies
    Jan 23, 2012
  14. redstar

    Redhead alert

    I mean that in Italy one would get screwed more by the tax people... they screw you more in general...
    I mean that in Italy one would get screwed more by the tax people... they screw you more in general...
    I mean that in Italy one would get screwed more by the tax people... they screw you more in general...
    I mean that in Italy one would get screwed more by the tax people... they screw you more in general...
    redstar, Jan 22, 2012 ... 2
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    miraflores
    Jan 23, 2012
  15. Phil A

    Web Cam of the Day

    south african game reserves/safari parks on live webcam .... Africam | A Live 24x7 Interactive African Wildlife Safari it's been raining heavily in the areas, so animals are scattered...
    south african game reserves/safari parks on live webcam .... Africam | A Live 24x7 Interactive African Wildlife Safari it's been raining heavily in the areas, so animals are scattered throughout the reserves .... best time to watch these are in June/July, as that is when there is no rain...
    south african game reserves/safari parks on live webcam .... Africam | A Live 24x7 Interactive African Wildlife Safari it's been raining heavily in the areas, so animals are scattered throughout the reserves .... best time to watch these are...
    south african game reserves/safari parks on live webcam .... Africam | A Live 24x7 Interactive African Wildlife Safari it's been raining heavily in the areas, so animals are scattered...
    Phil A, Jan 22, 2012 ... 2
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    *dim*
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  16. ARMANDII

    Running hot, running cold

    It's 6 years in England, N Ireland and Wales, in Scotland it's 5.It doesn't guarantee you a replacement or refund/partial refund though. From 6 months - 6 years from the date of purchase it's...
    It's 6 years in England, N Ireland and Wales, in Scotland it's 5.It doesn't guarantee you a replacement or refund/partial refund though. From 6 months - 6 years from the date of purchase it's up to the purchaser to show that the fault was present at the time of manufacture and it's not down...
    It's 6 years in England, N Ireland and Wales, in Scotland it's 5.It doesn't guarantee you a replacement or refund/partial refund though. From 6 months - 6 years from the date of purchase it's up to the purchaser to show that the fault was...
    It's 6 years in England, N Ireland and Wales, in Scotland it's 5.It doesn't guarantee you a replacement or refund/partial refund though. From 6 months - 6 years from the date of purchase it's...
    ARMANDII, Jan 22, 2012
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    Axl
    Jan 23, 2012
  17. clueless1

    Alternative to a good old cuppa?

    Unfortunately in the armed forces it does not work like that, even today When the front men go forward, there are military police behind you, and IF you were to turn back they shoot you, Brave...
    Unfortunately in the armed forces it does not work like that, even today When the front men go forward, there are military police behind you, and IF you were to turn back they shoot you, Brave men military police If you grumble about something then you are DEMORALISING your comrades and...
    Unfortunately in the armed forces it does not work like that, even today When the front men go forward, there are military police behind you, and IF you were to turn back they shoot you, Brave men military police If you grumble about...
    Unfortunately in the armed forces it does not work like that, even today When the front men go forward, there are military police behind you, and IF you were to turn back they shoot you, Brave...
    clueless1, Jan 19, 2012 ... 2
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    Jack McHammocklashing
    Jan 23, 2012
  18. Phil A

    @#***%#

    Just give me a rusty pocket knife and a pair of pliers. At the very LEAST they wouldn't go around breeding.
    Just give me a rusty pocket knife and a pair of pliers. At the very LEAST they wouldn't go around breeding.
    Just give me a rusty pocket knife and a pair of pliers. At the very LEAST they wouldn't go around breeding.
    Just give me a rusty pocket knife and a pair of pliers. At the very LEAST they wouldn't go around breeding.
    Phil A, Jan 22, 2012
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    catztail
    Jan 22, 2012
  19. Phil A

    Taken from a Spammer

    Know what you mean, Ziggy, know what you mean:heehee::heehee::loll::D
    Know what you mean, Ziggy, know what you mean:heehee::heehee::loll::D
    Know what you mean, Ziggy, know what you mean:heehee::heehee::loll::D
    Know what you mean, Ziggy, know what you mean:heehee::heehee::loll::D
    Phil A, Jan 22, 2012
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    ARMANDII
    Jan 22, 2012
  20. Phil A

    Potting up a Timelord

    Thats just what my probation officer said:OUCH:
    Thats just what my probation officer said:OUCH:
    Thats just what my probation officer said:OUCH:
    Thats just what my probation officer said:OUCH:
    Phil A, Jan 19, 2012
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    Phil A
    Jan 22, 2012
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