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  1. Val..

    House furniture removal.

    Sorry Dai, I think you'll find the character was Charley Farley. :)
    Sorry Dai, I think you'll find the character was Charley Farley. :)
    Sorry Dai, I think you'll find the character was Charley Farley. :)
    Sorry Dai, I think you'll find the character was Charley Farley. :)
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  2. HYDROGEN86

    is this illegal?

    Downside when it falls on the floor.:cry3::D:D
    Downside when it falls on the floor.:cry3::D:D
    Downside when it falls on the floor.:cry3::D:D
    Downside when it falls on the floor.:cry3::D:D
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  3. HYDROGEN86

    where are all the houses to the rent?

    Since 2010, Fergus and Judith have gone very quiet. So maybe by now they are on streets, flogging the Big Issue. There is always hope. :heehee:
    Since 2010, Fergus and Judith have gone very quiet. So maybe by now they are on streets, flogging the Big Issue. There is always hope. :heehee:
    Since 2010, Fergus and Judith have gone very quiet. So maybe by now they are on streets, flogging the Big Issue. There is always hope. :heehee:
    Since 2010, Fergus and Judith have gone very quiet. So maybe by now they are on streets, flogging the Big Issue. There is always hope. :heehee:
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  4. clueless1

    Highly illogical

    Sad thing is, I had this on an album
    Sad thing is, I had this on an album
    Sad thing is, I had this on an album
    Sad thing is, I had this on an album
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  5. chitting kaz

    for all the Real men

    :loll::loll::loll::loll:, that'll teach you to post the correct link. CK:heehee::D
    :loll::loll::loll::loll:, that'll teach you to post the correct link. CK:heehee::D
    :loll::loll::loll::loll:, that'll teach you to post the correct link. CK:heehee::D
    :loll::loll::loll::loll:, that'll teach you to post the correct link. CK:heehee::D
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  6. ARMANDII
    Like x 12

    I'll be there - oh yeah?

    H, if you are a British taxpayer you are ALSO a shareholder in RBS.:D:D:D:dbgrtmb: You just wont get anything out of it.:cool:
    H, if you are a British taxpayer you are ALSO a shareholder in RBS.:D:D:D:dbgrtmb: You just wont get anything out of it.:cool:
    H, if you are a British taxpayer you are ALSO a shareholder in RBS.:D:D:D:dbgrtmb: You just wont get anything out of it.:cool:
    H, if you are a British taxpayer you are ALSO a shareholder in RBS.:D:D:D:dbgrtmb: You just wont get anything out of it.:cool:
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  7. lazydog

    Sadly another soul lady has left the building

    Definitely a loss to the music world ... we both like her and her music will live on.
    Definitely a loss to the music world ... we both like her and her music will live on.
    Definitely a loss to the music world ... we both like her and her music will live on.
    Definitely a loss to the music world ... we both like her and her music will live on.
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  8. MichaelJohn
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    Confused lady

    As a lorry driver in Essex stops for a red light, a blonde in her car pulls up alongside. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his lorry cab, and knocks on the door. The driver lowers the window,...
    As a lorry driver in Essex stops for a red light, a blonde in her car pulls up alongside. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his lorry cab, and knocks on the door. The driver lowers the window, and she says, "Hi, my name is Sharon and you're losing some of your load!" The trucker ignores her...
    As a lorry driver in Essex stops for a red light, a blonde in her car pulls up alongside. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his lorry cab, and knocks on the door. The driver lowers the window, and she says, "Hi, my name is Sharon and you're...
    As a lorry driver in Essex stops for a red light, a blonde in her car pulls up alongside. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his lorry cab, and knocks on the door. The driver lowers the window,...
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  9. Bilbo675
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    May Be Offline For a Couple Of Days??

    I'm back :D..............oh boy what a mess :shocked:, I know we were expecting it, but until you actually see it unfolding you never really appreciate how much destruction there is when they re-wire your...
    I'm back :D..............oh boy what a mess :shocked:, I know we were expecting it, but until you actually see it unfolding you never really appreciate how much destruction there is when they re-wire your home. I think the chipping out of the walls is the most frustrating; dirty great holes and all over...
    I'm back :D..............oh boy what a mess :shocked:, I know we were expecting it, but until you actually see it unfolding you never really appreciate how much destruction there is when they re-wire your home. I think the chipping out of the walls is...
    I'm back :D..............oh boy what a mess :shocked:, I know we were expecting it, but until you actually see it unfolding you never really appreciate how much destruction there is when they re-wire your...
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  10. shiney
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    Puns for Educated Minds

    I'm sure you are having a Senior Moment Shiney. I'm sure I've read it before but I can't remember why.:heehee:
    I'm sure you are having a Senior Moment Shiney. I'm sure I've read it before but I can't remember why.:heehee:
    I'm sure you are having a Senior Moment Shiney. I'm sure I've read it before but I can't remember why.:heehee:
    I'm sure you are having a Senior Moment Shiney. I'm sure I've read it before but I can't remember why.:heehee:
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  11. shiney
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    Playboy bunny calendar ........... Adults only

    Brilliant Shiney.....:love30:
    Brilliant Shiney.....:love30:
    Brilliant Shiney.....:love30:
    Brilliant Shiney.....:love30:
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  12. shiney
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    It Didn't Take Long!!!!!

    now this is funny :heehee::heehee:
    now this is funny :heehee::heehee:
    now this is funny :heehee::heehee:
    now this is funny :heehee::heehee:
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  13. lazydog
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    CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL THE KIDS WHO WERE BORN IN THE 1920s, 30s, 40s, 50s, 60s and 7

    Still think Miliband sounds like a belt for a Centipede.
    Still think Miliband sounds like a belt for a Centipede.
    Still think Miliband sounds like a belt for a Centipede.
    Still think Miliband sounds like a belt for a Centipede.
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  14. ClaraLou

    Banned ... but good!

    That sounds like an irate gardener getting his own back on molluscs, rather than a bona fide deterrent.
    That sounds like an irate gardener getting his own back on molluscs, rather than a bona fide deterrent.
    That sounds like an irate gardener getting his own back on molluscs, rather than a bona fide deterrent.
    That sounds like an irate gardener getting his own back on molluscs, rather than a bona fide deterrent.
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  15. shiney
    Like x 9

    'Twas The Month After Christmas

    oh but i do :help::D i have been good tonight and havent had one but know that i am thinking about them :mute:
    oh but i do :help::D i have been good tonight and havent had one but know that i am thinking about them :mute:
    oh but i do :help::D i have been good tonight and havent had one but know that i am thinking about them :mute:
    oh but i do :help::D i have been good tonight and havent had one but know that i am thinking about them :mute:
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  16. ClaraLou

    Hip replacement: one for Daisees or former patients, perhaps?

    I will refrain from replying to this post until all is well You are up and walking about in the afternoon after the op Julie has had Three, the last one being the Birmingham hip replacement...
    I will refrain from replying to this post until all is well You are up and walking about in the afternoon after the op Julie has had Three, the last one being the Birmingham hip replacement op The video shows you a footballer in the second division playing full time six months after it ...
    I will refrain from replying to this post until all is well You are up and walking about in the afternoon after the op Julie has had Three, the last one being the Birmingham hip replacement op The video shows you a footballer in the second...
    I will refrain from replying to this post until all is well You are up and walking about in the afternoon after the op Julie has had Three, the last one being the Birmingham hip replacement...
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  17. EddieJ
    Like x 9

    What have you recycled for use around the garden

    compost bin is recycled pallets raised beds were made from someones decking (no i didnt steal it) water butts are old black bins runner bean pots used to be the water butt had a Fab...
    compost bin is recycled pallets raised beds were made from someones decking (no i didnt steal it) water butts are old black bins runner bean pots used to be the water butt had a Fab wendy house from freecycle use an old shower screen as cold frame over raised beds used old...
    compost bin is recycled pallets raised beds were made from someones decking (no i didnt steal it) water butts are old black bins runner bean pots used to be the water butt had a Fab wendy house from freecycle use an old shower...
    compost bin is recycled pallets raised beds were made from someones decking (no i didnt steal it) water butts are old black bins runner bean pots used to be the water butt had a Fab...
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  18. HYDROGEN86

    Abu Qatada staying in UK

    The way I cast, yes. The mrs said " Can ye see the Shoals man?" I said "Yes Woman" "Are you goin to cast then Man?" "No Woman" "Fer the love of God, why not Man? Think of the hungry...
    The way I cast, yes. The mrs said " Can ye see the Shoals man?" I said "Yes Woman" "Are you goin to cast then Man?" "No Woman" "Fer the love of God, why not Man? Think of the hungry bellies of the Bairns" "I cannot cast Woman" "Once agin, why not for the Love of God?" "Because...
    The way I cast, yes. The mrs said " Can ye see the Shoals man?" I said "Yes Woman" "Are you goin to cast then Man?" "No Woman" "Fer the love of God, why not Man? Think of the hungry bellies of the Bairns" "I cannot cast Woman" "Once...
    The way I cast, yes. The mrs said " Can ye see the Shoals man?" I said "Yes Woman" "Are you goin to cast then Man?" "No Woman" "Fer the love of God, why not Man? Think of the hungry...
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  19. Phil A

    Paladin

    Well, if you got to look you must have doubts.:heehee::heehee::D
    Well, if you got to look you must have doubts.:heehee::heehee::D
    Well, if you got to look you must have doubts.:heehee::heehee::D
    Well, if you got to look you must have doubts.:heehee::heehee::D
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  20. HYDROGEN86

    Dancing plague of 1518

    In the middle of the night, it seemed so right but then tommorow morning.....
    In the middle of the night, it seemed so right but then tommorow morning.....
    In the middle of the night, it seemed so right but then tommorow morning.....
    In the middle of the night, it seemed so right but then tommorow morning.....
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