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  1. clueless1

    Please mister, can I have my weapon back?

    If they ever did give it back they'd have probably fitted it with one of their new nuclear bombs to test it.:D
    If they ever did give it back they'd have probably fitted it with one of their new nuclear bombs to test it.:D
    If they ever did give it back they'd have probably fitted it with one of their new nuclear bombs to test it.:D
    If they ever did give it back they'd have probably fitted it with one of their new nuclear bombs to test it.:D
    clueless1, Dec 12, 2011
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    ARMANDII
    Jan 17, 2012
  2. capney
    Like x 8

    That was a year or two ago...(One for the girls)

    Hello sailor.:D:D:cool:
    Hello sailor.:D:D:cool:
    Hello sailor.:D:D:cool:
    Hello sailor.:D:D:cool:
    capney, Jan 17, 2012
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    daitheplant
    Jan 17, 2012
  3. Phil A

    Un Released Kate Bush Track

    Her new album, "50 Words for Snow" is pretty good. Especially the track with Stephen Fry beautifully enunciating the 50 words - mostly made up, but sounding really authentic!
    Her new album, "50 Words for Snow" is pretty good. Especially the track with Stephen Fry beautifully enunciating the 50 words - mostly made up, but sounding really authentic!
    Her new album, "50 Words for Snow" is pretty good. Especially the track with Stephen Fry beautifully enunciating the 50 words - mostly made up, but sounding really authentic!
    Her new album, "50 Words for Snow" is pretty good. Especially the track with Stephen Fry beautifully enunciating the 50 words - mostly made up, but sounding really authentic!
    Phil A, Jan 16, 2012
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    Boghopper
    Jan 17, 2012
  4. *dim*
    Like x 3

    Why Some Men Have Dogs Instead of Wives:

    That is one seriously creepy dog!! I hope that's a PhotoShop and not the results of genetic engineering :wub2:
    That is one seriously creepy dog!! I hope that's a PhotoShop and not the results of genetic engineering :wub2:
    That is one seriously creepy dog!! I hope that's a PhotoShop and not the results of genetic engineering :wub2:
    That is one seriously creepy dog!! I hope that's a PhotoShop and not the results of genetic engineering :wub2:
    *dim*, Jan 17, 2012
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    HYDROGEN86
    Jan 17, 2012
  5. longk

    Films anyone?

    The Royal Tenenbaums (2001) HQ trailer - YouTubeWeather Man Trailer - YouTube[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnbVSmt7xNc&feature=related[/url]
    The Royal Tenenbaums (2001) HQ trailer - YouTubeWeather Man Trailer - YouTube[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnbVSmt7xNc&feature=related[/url]
    The Royal Tenenbaums (2001) HQ trailer - YouTubeWeather Man Trailer - YouTube[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnbVSmt7xNc&feature=related[/url]
    The Royal Tenenbaums (2001) HQ trailer - YouTubeWeather Man Trailer - YouTube[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnbVSmt7xNc&feature=related[/url]
    longk, Jan 14, 2012 ... 3 4 5
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    kyleleonard
    Jan 17, 2012
  6. Steve R
    Like x 3

    Damn Beavers

    Would love to see the response to the last letter.:heehee::heehee::dbgrtmb:
    Would love to see the response to the last letter.:heehee::heehee::dbgrtmb:
    Would love to see the response to the last letter.:heehee::heehee::dbgrtmb:
    Would love to see the response to the last letter.:heehee::heehee::dbgrtmb:
    Steve R, Jan 16, 2012
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    daitheplant
    Jan 16, 2012
  7. Scotkat

    My Husbands Hillwalk yesterday

    Gorgeous, Scotkat. You should work for the Scottish Tourist Board!
    Gorgeous, Scotkat. You should work for the Scottish Tourist Board!
    Gorgeous, Scotkat. You should work for the Scottish Tourist Board!
    Gorgeous, Scotkat. You should work for the Scottish Tourist Board!
    Scotkat, Jan 16, 2012
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    ClaraLou
    Jan 16, 2012
  8. lazydog

    Phobos grunt

    A lot of reports out there about unknown group/country jamming signals to Russian satellites.
    A lot of reports out there about unknown group/country jamming signals to Russian satellites.
    A lot of reports out there about unknown group/country jamming signals to Russian satellites.
    A lot of reports out there about unknown group/country jamming signals to Russian satellites.
    lazydog, Jan 14, 2012 ... 2 3
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    lazydog
    Jan 16, 2012
  9. lazydog

    whats left for 2012

    ooops,Sorry Lazydog,I got the wrong person:o:DI knew I had seen the joke recently,just got the wrong Avatar {a Disco over a Sparrowhawk:D}
    ooops,Sorry Lazydog,I got the wrong person:o:DI knew I had seen the joke recently,just got the wrong Avatar {a Disco over a Sparrowhawk:D}
    ooops,Sorry Lazydog,I got the wrong person:o:DI knew I had seen the joke recently,just got the wrong Avatar {a Disco over a Sparrowhawk:D}
    ooops,Sorry Lazydog,I got the wrong person:o:DI knew I had seen the joke recently,just got the wrong Avatar {a Disco over a Sparrowhawk:D}
    lazydog, Jan 16, 2012
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    Kandy
    Jan 16, 2012
  10. Daisies
    Like x 6

    Installing 'husband' and other apps

    I got way past there before installing Wife 1. I managed to go to Girlfriend 7 before being forced to install Wife 1.Then I had problems :scratch:. Dear Tech Support,Last year I upgraded from...
    I got way past there before installing Wife 1. I managed to go to Girlfriend 7 before being forced to install Wife 1.Then I had problems :scratch:. Dear Tech Support,Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new programme began unexpected child processing...
    I got way past there before installing Wife 1. I managed to go to Girlfriend 7 before being forced to install Wife 1.Then I had problems :scratch:. Dear Tech Support,Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the...
    I got way past there before installing Wife 1. I managed to go to Girlfriend 7 before being forced to install Wife 1.Then I had problems :scratch:. Dear Tech Support,Last year I upgraded from...
    Daisies, Jan 16, 2012
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    shiney
    Jan 16, 2012
  11. MichaelJohn

    Herman James

    :loll:
    :loll:
    :loll:
    :loll:
    MichaelJohn, Jan 16, 2012
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    Daisies
    Jan 16, 2012
  12. MichaelJohn

    Mother Superior

    :thumbsup:
    :thumbsup:
    :thumbsup:
    :thumbsup:
    MichaelJohn, Jan 16, 2012
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    Daisies
    Jan 16, 2012
  13. MichaelJohn

    Monday funny

    A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test. The optician showed him a card with the letters 'C Z W I X N O S T A C...
    A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test. The optician showed him a card with the letters 'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. ' 'Can you read this? the Optician asked ? 'Read it ... replied the Polish guy ? .. 'I happen...
    A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test. The optician showed him a card with the letters 'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. ' 'Can you read this? the Optician asked ? ...
    A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test. The optician showed him a card with the letters 'C Z W I X N O S T A C...
    MichaelJohn, Jan 16, 2012
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    MichaelJohn
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  14. Phil A
    Like x 19

    Just opened the Post....

    Just turn up on SIS it is pay back time :heehee: Jack McH
    Just turn up on SIS it is pay back time :heehee: Jack McH
    Just turn up on SIS it is pay back time :heehee: Jack McH
    Just turn up on SIS it is pay back time :heehee: Jack McH
    Phil A, Jan 10, 2012 ... 2 3
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    Jack McHammocklashing
    Jan 16, 2012
  15. clueless1

    Before I smash a big hole in my living room wall....

    Good plan, Like never starting a plumbing job unless the plumbers merchants are open.
    Good plan, Like never starting a plumbing job unless the plumbers merchants are open.
    Good plan, Like never starting a plumbing job unless the plumbers merchants are open.
    Good plan, Like never starting a plumbing job unless the plumbers merchants are open.
    clueless1, Jan 6, 2012 ... 2
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    Phil A
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  16. daitheplant

    Premier League

    Actually, Harry, I`m a Newport boy, not a Swansea supporter. However I do follow, and back, ALL the Welsh teams in the English pyramid.:dbgrtmb:
    Actually, Harry, I`m a Newport boy, not a Swansea supporter. However I do follow, and back, ALL the Welsh teams in the English pyramid.:dbgrtmb:
    Actually, Harry, I`m a Newport boy, not a Swansea supporter. However I do follow, and back, ALL the Welsh teams in the English pyramid.:dbgrtmb:
    Actually, Harry, I`m a Newport boy, not a Swansea supporter. However I do follow, and back, ALL the Welsh teams in the English pyramid.:dbgrtmb:
    daitheplant, Jan 15, 2012
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    daitheplant
    Jan 15, 2012
  17. HYDROGEN86

    Pip implants - who should foot the bill

    UK clinics argue that they only used the PIP implants because they were approved by a government agency for use on UK patients so, who is at fault? .... The UK Government agency is at fault ......
    UK clinics argue that they only used the PIP implants because they were approved by a government agency for use on UK patients so, who is at fault? .... The UK Government agency is at fault ... the agency approved the products without properly checking them ... the doctors have no means of...
    UK clinics argue that they only used the PIP implants because they were approved by a government agency for use on UK patients so, who is at fault? .... The UK Government agency is at fault ... the agency approved the products without properly...
    UK clinics argue that they only used the PIP implants because they were approved by a government agency for use on UK patients so, who is at fault? .... The UK Government agency is at fault ......
    HYDROGEN86, Jan 12, 2012 ... 2 3
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    *dim*
    Jan 15, 2012
  18. Daisies
    Like x 3

    So nix the bacon sarnies, chaps!

    I always take the Healthy Option Yesterday. It must work. I'm still here!
    I always take the Healthy Option Yesterday. It must work. I'm still here!
    I always take the Healthy Option Yesterday. It must work. I'm still here!
    I always take the Healthy Option Yesterday. It must work. I'm still here!
    Daisies, Jan 13, 2012 ... 2
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    gcc3663
    Jan 15, 2012
  19. Folly Mon
    Like x 3

    Thanks to daitheplant

    I'm buying, "Barman, a fortnights Orange Squash if you please" "A fortnights?" "Yes, two weak ones"
    I'm buying, "Barman, a fortnights Orange Squash if you please" "A fortnights?" "Yes, two weak ones"
    I'm buying, "Barman, a fortnights Orange Squash if you please" "A fortnights?" "Yes, two weak ones"
    I'm buying, "Barman, a fortnights Orange Squash if you please" "A fortnights?" "Yes, two weak ones"
    Folly Mon, Jan 14, 2012
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    Phil A
    Jan 14, 2012
  20. HYDROGEN86

    Scottish independence

    BP has no platforms in Scotland/Scottish waters?
    BP has no platforms in Scotland/Scottish waters?
    BP has no platforms in Scotland/Scottish waters?
    BP has no platforms in Scotland/Scottish waters?
    HYDROGEN86, Jan 11, 2012 ... 2 3 4
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    Freddy
    Jan 14, 2012
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