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  1. Gay Gardener

    Gas usage survey

    Fens, what's the latest on your usage, have you had your winter bill in yet ?
    Fens, what's the latest on your usage, have you had your winter bill in yet ?
    Fens, what's the latest on your usage, have you had your winter bill in yet ?
    Fens, what's the latest on your usage, have you had your winter bill in yet ?
    Gay Gardener, Dec 20, 2011
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    Louise D
    Jan 14, 2012
  2. MichaelJohn
    Like x 8

    Worrying thought

    :heehee:
    :heehee:
    :heehee:
    :heehee:
    MichaelJohn, Jan 14, 2012
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    Penny in Ontario
    Jan 14, 2012
  3. lazydog

    For Folly mon

    PMSL I LOFFED TILL ME RIBS EHCHED NICE 1 Lazydog i had some Tay Shirts from there in tha past somethin yo might apricate i bought a bit of blackcountry history for me gardin i bought the gate...
    PMSL I LOFFED TILL ME RIBS EHCHED NICE 1 Lazydog i had some Tay Shirts from there in tha past somethin yo might apricate i bought a bit of blackcountry history for me gardin i bought the gate off the salvation army built in 1765 cuz it got knocked down for the new tesco a bye pass :mad: cheq it...
    PMSL I LOFFED TILL ME RIBS EHCHED NICE 1 Lazydog i had some Tay Shirts from there in tha past somethin yo might apricate i bought a bit of blackcountry history for me gardin i bought the gate off the salvation army built in 1765 cuz it got...
    PMSL I LOFFED TILL ME RIBS EHCHED NICE 1 Lazydog i had some Tay Shirts from there in tha past somethin yo might apricate i bought a bit of blackcountry history for me gardin i bought the gate...
    lazydog, Jan 13, 2012
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    Folly Mon
    Jan 14, 2012
  4. Sheal

    Preparing for a rude awakening!

    Nothing changes Years ago I lived in Military married quarters They came on the Monday to lay new tiled floors throughout the building Very nice (in its day) The following Monday the next...
    Nothing changes Years ago I lived in Military married quarters They came on the Monday to lay new tiled floors throughout the building Very nice (in its day) The following Monday the next contractor arrived to fit underfloor heating :-( I went to the military authorities with this, and...
    Nothing changes Years ago I lived in Military married quarters They came on the Monday to lay new tiled floors throughout the building Very nice (in its day) The following Monday the next contractor arrived to fit underfloor heating :-( I...
    Nothing changes Years ago I lived in Military married quarters They came on the Monday to lay new tiled floors throughout the building Very nice (in its day) The following Monday the next...
    Sheal, Jan 12, 2012
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    Jack McHammocklashing
    Jan 14, 2012
  5. HYDROGEN86

    prostitution

    I talked to a gorgeous young shop assistant and asked her if she would sleep with me for a million pounds, She said fine lets go Just a minute would you sleep with me for ten pounds She said "What...
    I talked to a gorgeous young shop assistant and asked her if she would sleep with me for a million pounds, She said fine lets go Just a minute would you sleep with me for ten pounds She said "What kind of girl do you think I am" I said well we know what kind of girl you are, Now we are just...
    I talked to a gorgeous young shop assistant and asked her if she would sleep with me for a million pounds, She said fine lets go Just a minute would you sleep with me for ten pounds She said "What kind of girl do you think I am" I said well we...
    I talked to a gorgeous young shop assistant and asked her if she would sleep with me for a million pounds, She said fine lets go Just a minute would you sleep with me for ten pounds She said "What...
    HYDROGEN86, Jan 13, 2012 ... 2
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    Jack McHammocklashing
    Jan 14, 2012
  6. Trunky

    Moonlight Serenade.

    Sounds like they are getting ready to nest too soon as well, teenagers don't normally come out till April.
    Sounds like they are getting ready to nest too soon as well, teenagers don't normally come out till April.
    Sounds like they are getting ready to nest too soon as well, teenagers don't normally come out till April.
    Sounds like they are getting ready to nest too soon as well, teenagers don't normally come out till April.
    Trunky, Jan 13, 2012
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    Phil A
    Jan 13, 2012
  7. HYDROGEN86

    is our national deficit coming down?

    Very well put. The blunder that Labour made is that they became complacent. Having won an election after a number of unpopular moves, they figured they could do what they like. After all, what was...
    Very well put. The blunder that Labour made is that they became complacent. Having won an election after a number of unpopular moves, they figured they could do what they like. After all, what was the alternative? Lib Dem never stood a chance, and cons had too much recent history still fresh in...
    Very well put. The blunder that Labour made is that they became complacent. Having won an election after a number of unpopular moves, they figured they could do what they like. After all, what was the alternative? Lib Dem never stood a chance,...
    Very well put. The blunder that Labour made is that they became complacent. Having won an election after a number of unpopular moves, they figured they could do what they like. After all, what was...
    HYDROGEN86, Jan 10, 2012 ... 2 3
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    clueless1
    Jan 13, 2012
  8. HYDROGEN86

    Remember seasons??

    I pulled up some Eschscholzia in November and raked the bed over. Now there are seedlings up! I also thought there was a small wide blade of grass protruding out of the soil in the bed but on...
    I pulled up some Eschscholzia in November and raked the bed over. Now there are seedlings up! I also thought there was a small wide blade of grass protruding out of the soil in the bed but on close inspection saw it was a Gladiolus shoot!! No doubt nature will decide whether they survive or not.
    I pulled up some Eschscholzia in November and raked the bed over. Now there are seedlings up! I also thought there was a small wide blade of grass protruding out of the soil in the bed but on close inspection saw it was a Gladiolus shoot!! No...
    I pulled up some Eschscholzia in November and raked the bed over. Now there are seedlings up! I also thought there was a small wide blade of grass protruding out of the soil in the bed but on...
    HYDROGEN86, Jan 13, 2012
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    strongylodon
    Jan 13, 2012
  9. Marley Farley

    Happy Birthday Strongy..!!!

    Happy Birthday Strongy:sunny:
    Happy Birthday Strongy:sunny:
    Happy Birthday Strongy:sunny:
    Happy Birthday Strongy:sunny:
    Marley Farley, Jan 12, 2012 ... 2
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    Aesculus
    Jan 13, 2012
  10. Sheal

    Cosmos Guy

    I p.md him ages ago but no reply yet. Comeback Cosmosguy :cry3:
    I p.md him ages ago but no reply yet. Comeback Cosmosguy :cry3:
    I p.md him ages ago but no reply yet. Comeback Cosmosguy :cry3:
    I p.md him ages ago but no reply yet. Comeback Cosmosguy :cry3:
    Sheal, Jan 13, 2012
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    HYDROGEN86
    Jan 13, 2012
  11. miraflores

    pendant with embedded fly...?!?

    :D My thoughts exactly Micky.. :D
    :D My thoughts exactly Micky.. :D
    :D My thoughts exactly Micky.. :D
    :D My thoughts exactly Micky.. :D
    miraflores, Jan 13, 2012
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    Marley Farley
    Jan 13, 2012
  12. Phil A
    Like x 8

    Been locked out

    You guys are a riot! :rofl:
    You guys are a riot! :rofl:
    You guys are a riot! :rofl:
    You guys are a riot! :rofl:
    Phil A, Jan 12, 2012 ... 2
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    Daisies
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  13. MichaelJohn
    Like x 5

    Friday Chuckle

    Husband asks his wife:" Our 7th child always looked different from the other 6, did he have a different father :what: wife ... : yes...... husband : who? :what: Wife: You... :mute:
    Husband asks his wife:" Our 7th child always looked different from the other 6, did he have a different father :what: wife ... : yes...... husband : who? :what: Wife: You... :mute:
    Husband asks his wife:" Our 7th child always looked different from the other 6, did he have a different father :what: wife ... : yes...... husband : who? :what: Wife: You... :mute:
    Husband asks his wife:" Our 7th child always looked different from the other 6, did he have a different father :what: wife ... : yes...... husband : who? :what: Wife: You... :mute:
    MichaelJohn, Jan 13, 2012
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    MichaelJohn
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  14. Steve R

    Electricians advice needed

    Nice jack, but you need special glands for steel wire armoured cable, which if you don't know how to fit one can be a pain, the kit I mentioned has it done for you in such a way you don't take...
    Nice jack, but you need special glands for steel wire armoured cable, which if you don't know how to fit one can be a pain, the kit I mentioned has it done for you in such a way you don't take them off.SWA cable gland__________________________________________________________As an aside,...
    Nice jack, but you need special glands for steel wire armoured cable, which if you don't know how to fit one can be a pain, the kit I mentioned has it done for you in such a way you don't take them off.SWA cable...
    Nice jack, but you need special glands for steel wire armoured cable, which if you don't know how to fit one can be a pain, the kit I mentioned has it done for you in such a way you don't take...
    Steve R, Jan 11, 2012
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    watergarden
    Jan 13, 2012
  15. Steve R
    Like x 16

    How many forum members does it takes to change a light bulb?

    Also there is always one who claims that the light bulb didn't need changing in the first place and posts endless links to irrelevant conspiracy sites.
    Also there is always one who claims that the light bulb didn't need changing in the first place and posts endless links to irrelevant conspiracy sites.
    Also there is always one who claims that the light bulb didn't need changing in the first place and posts endless links to irrelevant conspiracy sites.
    Also there is always one who claims that the light bulb didn't need changing in the first place and posts endless links to irrelevant conspiracy sites.
    Steve R, Jan 12, 2012
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    JWK
    Jan 12, 2012
  16. lazydog

    poor chap

    Ah that is very sad to hear .. he dont have much luck eh .. :(
    Ah that is very sad to hear .. he dont have much luck eh .. :(
    Ah that is very sad to hear .. he dont have much luck eh .. :(
    Ah that is very sad to hear .. he dont have much luck eh .. :(
    lazydog, Jan 11, 2012
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    MichaelJohn
    Jan 12, 2012
  17. Aesculus

    Freeview, Freesat, Freesat from Sky????

    Well, sadly I am really hooked on Sky Atlantic - love their series including "Game of Thrones" and "The Borgias". Best drama since Downton Abbey!
    Well, sadly I am really hooked on Sky Atlantic - love their series including "Game of Thrones" and "The Borgias". Best drama since Downton Abbey!
    Well, sadly I am really hooked on Sky Atlantic - love their series including "Game of Thrones" and "The Borgias". Best drama since Downton Abbey!
    Well, sadly I am really hooked on Sky Atlantic - love their series including "Game of Thrones" and "The Borgias". Best drama since Downton Abbey!
    Aesculus, Jan 9, 2012 ... 2
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    Daisies
    Jan 12, 2012
  18. shiney
    Like x 6

    Sign Language

    u f e 10 m?
    u f e 10 m?
    u f e 10 m?
    u f e 10 m?
    shiney, Jan 11, 2012
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    Phil A
    Jan 12, 2012
  19. Scotkat

    Salzburg Holiday

    Nice one Scotkat:dbgrtmb:
    Nice one Scotkat:dbgrtmb:
    Nice one Scotkat:dbgrtmb:
    Nice one Scotkat:dbgrtmb:
    Scotkat, Jan 11, 2012
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    Phil A
    Jan 11, 2012
  20. MichaelJohn
    Like x 9

    One hundred and eighty

    :dbgrtmb:
    :dbgrtmb:
    :dbgrtmb:
    :dbgrtmb:
    MichaelJohn, Jan 10, 2012
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    Phil A
    Jan 11, 2012
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