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  1. Phil A
    Like x 4

    The Workhouse

    I'm with Shiney there Daisees, well done Sargent:dbgrtmb:
    I'm with Shiney there Daisees, well done Sargent:dbgrtmb:
    I'm with Shiney there Daisees, well done Sargent:dbgrtmb:
    I'm with Shiney there Daisees, well done Sargent:dbgrtmb:
    Phil A, Jan 8, 2012 ... 2 3
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    Phil A
    Jan 10, 2012
  2. lazydog

    Canadian weather

    I have just been speaking with a friend living in North Dakota near the Canadian Border.He said that since early this morning the snow has been coming down, it is nearly waist high and is still...
    I have just been speaking with a friend living in North Dakota near the Canadian Border.He said that since early this morning the snow has been coming down, it is nearly waist high and is still falling.The temperature is dropping way below zero and the north wind is increasing to near gale...
    I have just been speaking with a friend living in North Dakota near the Canadian Border.He said that since early this morning the snow has been coming down, it is nearly waist high and is still falling.The temperature is dropping way below...
    I have just been speaking with a friend living in North Dakota near the Canadian Border.He said that since early this morning the snow has been coming down, it is nearly waist high and is still...
    lazydog, Jan 10, 2012
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    lazydog
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  3. Folly Mon
    Like x 10

    Got a job @ last

    Nice one FM, Mine has been known to eat the sandwiches i've made for work in the middle of the night. Like some sort of Werepig. Don't worry about Jack, you should see what he's done to a...
    Nice one FM, Mine has been known to eat the sandwiches i've made for work in the middle of the night. Like some sort of Werepig. Don't worry about Jack, you should see what he's done to a Nuclear Sub, They're still trying to separate it from the Thames Barrier.
    Nice one FM, Mine has been known to eat the sandwiches i've made for work in the middle of the night. Like some sort of Werepig. Don't worry about Jack, you should see what he's done to a Nuclear Sub, They're still trying to separate it...
    Nice one FM, Mine has been known to eat the sandwiches i've made for work in the middle of the night. Like some sort of Werepig. Don't worry about Jack, you should see what he's done to a...
    Folly Mon, Jan 3, 2012 ... 2 3
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    Phil A
    Jan 10, 2012
  4. music
    Like x 7

    Remembering.

    I Would have confiscated the bottle of wine,had a Quiet word in his ear. "Next Time Get Two Bottles of the more expensive stuff Tony".:D:D.
    I Would have confiscated the bottle of wine,had a Quiet word in his ear. "Next Time Get Two Bottles of the more expensive stuff Tony".:D:D.
    I Would have confiscated the bottle of wine,had a Quiet word in his ear. "Next Time Get Two Bottles of the more expensive stuff Tony".:D:D.
    I Would have confiscated the bottle of wine,had a Quiet word in his ear. "Next Time Get Two Bottles of the more expensive stuff Tony".:D:D.
    music, Jan 9, 2012
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    music
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  5. Aesculus

    See this is why we can't have nice things

    I take it back Poundland First earlies potatoes SWIFT and PENTLAND JAVLIN eight in a bag 300g ONION SETS STUTTGARTER I bought They had lots of other stuff (shallots 300g bags) corms and bulbs etc...
    I take it back Poundland First earlies potatoes SWIFT and PENTLAND JAVLIN eight in a bag 300g ONION SETS STUTTGARTER I bought They had lots of other stuff (shallots 300g bags) corms and bulbs etc but I do not have room Jack McH
    I take it back Poundland First earlies potatoes SWIFT and PENTLAND JAVLIN eight in a bag 300g ONION SETS STUTTGARTER I bought They had lots of other stuff (shallots 300g bags) corms and bulbs etc but I do not have room Jack McH
    I take it back Poundland First earlies potatoes SWIFT and PENTLAND JAVLIN eight in a bag 300g ONION SETS STUTTGARTER I bought They had lots of other stuff (shallots 300g bags) corms and bulbs etc...
    Aesculus, Jan 7, 2012 ... 2
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    Jack McHammocklashing
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  6. Axl

    Bungee cord snaps above crocodile-infested waters

    When I was in NZ, one had to pay loads of money to jump off Hackett's Bridge on the end of a bungie. I said NO WAY - they'd have to pay me! That lady got a lot more excitement than she bargained...
    When I was in NZ, one had to pay loads of money to jump off Hackett's Bridge on the end of a bungie. I said NO WAY - they'd have to pay me! That lady got a lot more excitement than she bargained for!
    When I was in NZ, one had to pay loads of money to jump off Hackett's Bridge on the end of a bungie. I said NO WAY - they'd have to pay me! That lady got a lot more excitement than she bargained for!
    When I was in NZ, one had to pay loads of money to jump off Hackett's Bridge on the end of a bungie. I said NO WAY - they'd have to pay me! That lady got a lot more excitement than she bargained...
    Axl, Jan 8, 2012
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    Tiarella
    Jan 9, 2012
  7. Phil A

    Surfing for Ossaries

    Not many Vultures in Devon.
    Not many Vultures in Devon.
    Not many Vultures in Devon.
    Not many Vultures in Devon.
    Phil A, Jan 9, 2012
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    Phil A
    Jan 9, 2012
  8. Phil A

    Terrible thing to happen

    Dreadful......
    Dreadful......
    Dreadful......
    Dreadful......
    Phil A, Jan 9, 2012
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    Freddy
    Jan 9, 2012
  9. Steve R

    Broadband vs Dial up

    I know which one I would rather have:Virgin Media Super Super Super Fast Broadband - YouTube
    I know which one I would rather have:Virgin Media Super Super Super Fast Broadband - YouTube
    I know which one I would rather have:Virgin Media Super Super Super Fast Broadband - YouTube
    I know which one I would rather have:Virgin Media Super Super Super Fast Broadband - YouTube
    Steve R, Jan 9, 2012
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    Aesculus
    Jan 9, 2012
  10. lazydog

    bast**ds

    The way the law works he may be" better off" if someone gave him a slap he would sue and never need to work again and could perhaps overdose:mad:
    The way the law works he may be" better off" if someone gave him a slap he would sue and never need to work again and could perhaps overdose:mad:
    The way the law works he may be" better off" if someone gave him a slap he would sue and never need to work again and could perhaps overdose:mad:
    The way the law works he may be" better off" if someone gave him a slap he would sue and never need to work again and could perhaps overdose:mad:
    lazydog, Jan 9, 2012
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    lazydog
    Jan 9, 2012
  11. Paladin

    Fly me.

    Fantastic:D:D:D
    Fantastic:D:D:D
    Fantastic:D:D:D
    Fantastic:D:D:D
    Paladin, Jan 9, 2012
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    Phil A
    Jan 9, 2012
  12. Phil A
    Like x 3

    Move

    That was pretty cool, flashed me eyes at the beginning though!
    That was pretty cool, flashed me eyes at the beginning though!
    That was pretty cool, flashed me eyes at the beginning though!
    That was pretty cool, flashed me eyes at the beginning though!
    Phil A, Jan 9, 2012
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    Axl
    Jan 9, 2012
  13. daitheplant

    Is it just me........

    My idea of a day out too:D
    My idea of a day out too:D
    My idea of a day out too:D
    My idea of a day out too:D
    daitheplant, Jan 8, 2012 ... 2 3
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    Phil A
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  14. Phil A

    For Folly Mon

    Hi LD, I rarely use resin, just point them in with lime mortar, so its reversable. I use resin for some stone repairs/pinning but not unless instructed by the architect, don't like the idea of...
    Hi LD, I rarely use resin, just point them in with lime mortar, so its reversable. I use resin for some stone repairs/pinning but not unless instructed by the architect, don't like the idea of the resin lasting longer than the stone. Like the brick thing:loll:
    Hi LD, I rarely use resin, just point them in with lime mortar, so its reversable. I use resin for some stone repairs/pinning but not unless instructed by the architect, don't like the idea of the resin lasting longer than the stone. Like...
    Hi LD, I rarely use resin, just point them in with lime mortar, so its reversable. I use resin for some stone repairs/pinning but not unless instructed by the architect, don't like the idea of...
    Phil A, Jan 3, 2012 ... 2
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    Phil A
    Jan 9, 2012
  15. Phil A

    The Bowie Thread

    Whilst touring with the Arctic Monkeys, Kane developed a strong friendship with front man Alex Turner. They shared a love of the same musical influences, such as Nick Cave. The pair began to play...
    Whilst touring with the Arctic Monkeys, Kane developed a strong friendship with front man Alex Turner. They shared a love of the same musical influences, such as Nick Cave. The pair began to play together backstage, and soon began writing new tracks. They realized that there was a future in...
    Whilst touring with the Arctic Monkeys, Kane developed a strong friendship with front man Alex Turner. They shared a love of the same musical influences, such as Nick Cave. The pair began to play together backstage, and soon began writing new...
    Whilst touring with the Arctic Monkeys, Kane developed a strong friendship with front man Alex Turner. They shared a love of the same musical influences, such as Nick Cave. The pair began to play...
    Phil A, Dec 6, 2011 ... 2
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    kyleleonard
    Jan 9, 2012
  16. Phil A

    The Letter C

    I hope you get your visa,then.:dbgrtmb:
    I hope you get your visa,then.:dbgrtmb:
    I hope you get your visa,then.:dbgrtmb:
    I hope you get your visa,then.:dbgrtmb:
    Phil A, Jan 8, 2012
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    daitheplant
    Jan 8, 2012
  17. chitting kaz
    Like x 9

    falling in love is amazing

    Looks lovely. From the picture I don't see anything wrong with the chairs. Good job. Be proud.
    Looks lovely. From the picture I don't see anything wrong with the chairs. Good job. Be proud.
    Looks lovely. From the picture I don't see anything wrong with the chairs. Good job. Be proud.
    Looks lovely. From the picture I don't see anything wrong with the chairs. Good job. Be proud.
    chitting kaz, Jan 8, 2012 ... 2
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    redstar
    Jan 8, 2012
  18. Axl
    Like x 4

    I've just killed my washing machine.

    I was JUST about to say the same!!!!!!! :DVal
    I was JUST about to say the same!!!!!!! :DVal
    I was JUST about to say the same!!!!!!! :DVal
    I was JUST about to say the same!!!!!!! :DVal
    Axl, Jan 8, 2012 ... 2
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    Val..
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  19. Jack McHammocklashing
    Like x 5

    Yea DONATION system works,

    :dbgrtmb: :D :heehee: ....unless It's true in which case :dbgrtmb: :heehee: :D
    :dbgrtmb: :D :heehee: ....unless It's true in which case :dbgrtmb: :heehee: :D
    :dbgrtmb: :D :heehee: ....unless It's true in which case :dbgrtmb: :heehee: :D
    :dbgrtmb: :D :heehee: ....unless It's true in which case :dbgrtmb: :heehee: :D
    Jack McHammocklashing, Jan 6, 2012
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    HYDROGEN86
    Jan 8, 2012
  20. ARMANDII

    An apple a day

    Let's hope It's not the start of something more serious :cool:
    Let's hope It's not the start of something more serious :cool:
    Let's hope It's not the start of something more serious :cool:
    Let's hope It's not the start of something more serious :cool:
    ARMANDII, Jan 8, 2012
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    HYDROGEN86
    Jan 8, 2012
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