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  1. Phil A

    Protein

    Same Family, different fish. Herring gets quite big, when its smoked it becomes a Kipper. If its smoked for a very long time so that it will last on a long sea voyage it becomes a Red Herring,...
    Same Family, different fish. Herring gets quite big, when its smoked it becomes a Kipper. If its smoked for a very long time so that it will last on a long sea voyage it becomes a Red Herring, these were used to feed the slave trade and ironically have been taken up by Carribean Cusine. ...
    Same Family, different fish. Herring gets quite big, when its smoked it becomes a Kipper. If its smoked for a very long time so that it will last on a long sea voyage it becomes a Red Herring, these were used to feed the slave trade and...
    Same Family, different fish. Herring gets quite big, when its smoked it becomes a Kipper. If its smoked for a very long time so that it will last on a long sea voyage it becomes a Red Herring,...
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  2. clueless1
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    Captain Scarlet

    ^^^ Exactly. If a trip to Casualty isn't involved then you've done something wrong.
    ^^^ Exactly. If a trip to Casualty isn't involved then you've done something wrong.
    ^^^ Exactly. If a trip to Casualty isn't involved then you've done something wrong.
    ^^^ Exactly. If a trip to Casualty isn't involved then you've done something wrong.
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  3. shiney
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    Yippee!!! I Broke My Record.

    Jazmine, my parents gave her a medal when she took me off their hands :heehee:
    Jazmine, my parents gave her a medal when she took me off their hands :heehee:
    Jazmine, my parents gave her a medal when she took me off their hands :heehee:
    Jazmine, my parents gave her a medal when she took me off their hands :heehee:
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  4. HYDROGEN86

    Bin men

    Not soft Jack - honourable is the word that I would use.
    Not soft Jack - honourable is the word that I would use.
    Not soft Jack - honourable is the word that I would use.
    Not soft Jack - honourable is the word that I would use.
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  5. Phil A

    New Toy

    It was car drivers who convinced me to quit too.But in my 16 years on bikes they changed so much, not just in terms of speed and power, but also in handling, grip and braking. I started off...
    It was car drivers who convinced me to quit too.But in my 16 years on bikes they changed so much, not just in terms of speed and power, but also in handling, grip and braking. I started off with an unrestricted AP50 which could do just over 60mph. A year later I had an RD350lc which was an...
    It was car drivers who convinced me to quit too.But in my 16 years on bikes they changed so much, not just in terms of speed and power, but also in handling, grip and braking. I started off with an unrestricted AP50 which could do just over...
    It was car drivers who convinced me to quit too.But in my 16 years on bikes they changed so much, not just in terms of speed and power, but also in handling, grip and braking. I started off...
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  6. MichaelJohn

    Is this really true < hard to believe >

    I lost my Grandad, Uncle and best mate to suicide. I'll post about it sometime. All three were in different circumstances. One was about as selfish as it gets, one was medically related and the...
    I lost my Grandad, Uncle and best mate to suicide. I'll post about it sometime. All three were in different circumstances. One was about as selfish as it gets, one was medically related and the other is exactly as you describe above.This statement is not true; "When we're of sound mind, it...
    I lost my Grandad, Uncle and best mate to suicide. I'll post about it sometime. All three were in different circumstances. One was about as selfish as it gets, one was medically related and the other is exactly as you describe above.This...
    I lost my Grandad, Uncle and best mate to suicide. I'll post about it sometime. All three were in different circumstances. One was about as selfish as it gets, one was medically related and the...
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  7. clueless1

    Global warming - random thought of the day

    I do believe that global warming is a problem. Personally, I don't have all the facts, however I think we should be willing to listen to the vast majority of the scientists who do have the facts...
    I do believe that global warming is a problem. Personally, I don't have all the facts, however I think we should be willing to listen to the vast majority of the scientists who do have the facts and do worry about it. However, I can't see what the point is of reducing our CO2 output - if the...
    I do believe that global warming is a problem. Personally, I don't have all the facts, however I think we should be willing to listen to the vast majority of the scientists who do have the facts and do worry about it. However, I can't see what...
    I do believe that global warming is a problem. Personally, I don't have all the facts, however I think we should be willing to listen to the vast majority of the scientists who do have the facts...
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  8. Phil A
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    She's been at it again

    That's okay with me, I've got the anti dote.:stirpot::cheers::D
    That's okay with me, I've got the anti dote.:stirpot::cheers::D
    That's okay with me, I've got the anti dote.:stirpot::cheers::D
    That's okay with me, I've got the anti dote.:stirpot::cheers::D
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  9. HYDROGEN86

    Amir Khan fight

    BBC Sport - Amir Khan - Lamont Peterson: WBA orders rematch, promoter says Well me and my big mouth !!:yess:
    BBC Sport - Amir Khan - Lamont Peterson: WBA orders rematch, promoter says Well me and my big mouth !!:yess:
    BBC Sport - Amir Khan - Lamont Peterson: WBA orders rematch, promoter says Well me and my big mouth !!:yess:
    BBC Sport - Amir Khan - Lamont Peterson: WBA orders rematch, promoter says Well me and my big mouth !!:yess:
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  10. Louise D

    Mastermind Warning.

    Very similar to the one I used.
    Very similar to the one I used.
    Very similar to the one I used.
    Very similar to the one I used.
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  11. HarryS

    Income Tax petition

    Avaaz, is an mazing organisation that petitions againsty all sorts of injustices and wrongdoings. I regularly add my name to their petitions and it DOES make a difference.
    Avaaz, is an mazing organisation that petitions againsty all sorts of injustices and wrongdoings. I regularly add my name to their petitions and it DOES make a difference.
    Avaaz, is an mazing organisation that petitions againsty all sorts of injustices and wrongdoings. I regularly add my name to their petitions and it DOES make a difference.
    Avaaz, is an mazing organisation that petitions againsty all sorts of injustices and wrongdoings. I regularly add my name to their petitions and it DOES make a difference.
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  12. HYDROGEN86

    Funny :-)

    YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.
    YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.
    YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.
    YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.
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  13. Val..

    Moving house, doubts creeping in!!!

    Zig, being a non Welsh speaking South Walien, I would NEVER visit North Wales, I would be treated worse than any English person. Val, if you want to live in Wales, then come south.:dbgrtmb: We are...
    Zig, being a non Welsh speaking South Walien, I would NEVER visit North Wales, I would be treated worse than any English person. Val, if you want to live in Wales, then come south.:dbgrtmb: We are friendly, caring and, for the most part, English speaking.:thumbsup:
    Zig, being a non Welsh speaking South Walien, I would NEVER visit North Wales, I would be treated worse than any English person. Val, if you want to live in Wales, then come south.:dbgrtmb: We are friendly, caring and, for the most part, English speaking.:thumbsup:
    Zig, being a non Welsh speaking South Walien, I would NEVER visit North Wales, I would be treated worse than any English person. Val, if you want to live in Wales, then come south.:dbgrtmb: We are...
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  14. MichaelJohn
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  15. Phil A

    R.I.P. Bob Holness

    I never thought he was that old. And lets scotch the old urban myth - he did not play saxophone on Gerry Rafferty's Baker Street !
    I never thought he was that old. And lets scotch the old urban myth - he did not play saxophone on Gerry Rafferty's Baker Street !
    I never thought he was that old. And lets scotch the old urban myth - he did not play saxophone on Gerry Rafferty's Baker Street !
    I never thought he was that old. And lets scotch the old urban myth - he did not play saxophone on Gerry Rafferty's Baker Street !
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  16. music
    Like x 5

    New drinking warning!!!.

    Yeh...look what ice did to the titanic.......
    Yeh...look what ice did to the titanic.......
    Yeh...look what ice did to the titanic.......
    Yeh...look what ice did to the titanic.......
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  17. HYDROGEN86

    cocktails

    I opened the door for them at 8am, I've not forgot about my girls :D
    I opened the door for them at 8am, I've not forgot about my girls :D
    I opened the door for them at 8am, I've not forgot about my girls :D
    I opened the door for them at 8am, I've not forgot about my girls :D
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  18. HYDROGEN86
    Like x 5

    I have bought my first house!!

    Only got 4 at the moment,lost 3 this year but chomping at the bit to get more...if only i had more space i'd get loads:D If there is anything you need to know give me a shout,i'm not an...
    Only got 4 at the moment,lost 3 this year but chomping at the bit to get more...if only i had more space i'd get loads:D If there is anything you need to know give me a shout,i'm not an experienced chook keeper by any means but there is bound to be someone on here that will keep us on the...
    Only got 4 at the moment,lost 3 this year but chomping at the bit to get more...if only i had more space i'd get loads:D If there is anything you need to know give me a shout,i'm not an experienced chook keeper by any means but there is bound to...
    Only got 4 at the moment,lost 3 this year but chomping at the bit to get more...if only i had more space i'd get loads:D If there is anything you need to know give me a shout,i'm not an...
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  19. EddieJ
    Like x 6

    I have a new toy.

    WOW, that is amazing!!! I wonder what you will make when you really get the hang of it!!!!!!!:thumbsup:Val
    WOW, that is amazing!!! I wonder what you will make when you really get the hang of it!!!!!!!:thumbsup:Val
    WOW, that is amazing!!! I wonder what you will make when you really get the hang of it!!!!!!!:thumbsup:Val
    WOW, that is amazing!!! I wonder what you will make when you really get the hang of it!!!!!!!:thumbsup:Val
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  20. Marley Farley

    News From The Corner.. Winter 2011..

    I don't think I did:scratch:
    I don't think I did:scratch:
    I don't think I did:scratch:
    I don't think I did:scratch:
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