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  1. chitting kaz

    for gemini

    this always perks me up abit :) Baz Luhrmann - Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen) - YouTube hope you perk up soon being down sucks :cry3:
    this always perks me up abit :) Baz Luhrmann - Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen) - YouTube hope you perk up soon being down sucks :cry3:
    this always perks me up abit :) Baz Luhrmann - Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen) - YouTube hope you perk up soon being down sucks :cry3:
    this always perks me up abit :) Baz Luhrmann - Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen) - YouTube hope you perk up soon being down sucks :cry3:
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  2. chitting kaz

    carrot gold ????

    Strange things happen in Sweden.:)
    Strange things happen in Sweden.:)
    Strange things happen in Sweden.:)
    Strange things happen in Sweden.:)
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  3. HowardH
    Like x 3

    My wife reacts like this when i drive

    Nice video Howard and enjoy your car! :)
    Nice video Howard and enjoy your car! :)
    Nice video Howard and enjoy your car! :)
    Nice video Howard and enjoy your car! :)
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  4. catztail
    Like x 4

    New Years radio show

    She couldn't work out why an American Lady was talking about the Zig & Gardeners Corner:heehee: Far too complex for her:D
    She couldn't work out why an American Lady was talking about the Zig & Gardeners Corner:heehee: Far too complex for her:D
    She couldn't work out why an American Lady was talking about the Zig & Gardeners Corner:heehee: Far too complex for her:D
    She couldn't work out why an American Lady was talking about the Zig & Gardeners Corner:heehee: Far too complex for her:D
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  5. HowardH

    Amazing

    Amazing controlFound this the other day,AMAZING control Danny MacAskill - "Way Back Home" - YouTube
    Amazing controlFound this the other day,AMAZING control Danny MacAskill - "Way Back Home" - YouTube
    Amazing controlFound this the other day,AMAZING control Danny MacAskill - "Way Back Home" - YouTube
    Amazing controlFound this the other day,AMAZING control Danny MacAskill - "Way Back Home" - YouTube
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  6. HYDROGEN86

    Not long now...

    Horrible looking yellow things...something that ugly is clearly a man made hybrid
    Horrible looking yellow things...something that ugly is clearly a man made hybrid
    Horrible looking yellow things...something that ugly is clearly a man made hybrid
    Horrible looking yellow things...something that ugly is clearly a man made hybrid
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  7. Phil A
    Like x 25

    Got the Job

    They don't owe us £60k (that is the total that everyone owes us), but the fact is that the company that we use for bodywork is looking for larger premises in a secure yard, and can pay every...
    They don't owe us £60k (that is the total that everyone owes us), but the fact is that the company that we use for bodywork is looking for larger premises in a secure yard, and can pay every month. We're prepared to let the current occupants have the smaller unit next door for free for maybe...
    They don't owe us £60k (that is the total that everyone owes us), but the fact is that the company that we use for bodywork is looking for larger premises in a secure yard, and can pay every month. We're prepared to let the current occupants have...
    They don't owe us £60k (that is the total that everyone owes us), but the fact is that the company that we use for bodywork is looking for larger premises in a secure yard, and can pay every...
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  8. Fidgetsmum

    What IS it with New Year's Eve?

    I'm not doing anything tonight, as OH is "not feeling too good" and doing my head in! And to be honest, after my younger days I find middle aged "nice little get-togethers" tedious...... Ashamed...
    I'm not doing anything tonight, as OH is "not feeling too good" and doing my head in! And to be honest, after my younger days I find middle aged "nice little get-togethers" tedious...... Ashamed to say (sort of , anyway) that NYE's of years gone by are a little blurry thanks to alcohol,...
    I'm not doing anything tonight, as OH is "not feeling too good" and doing my head in! And to be honest, after my younger days I find middle aged "nice little get-togethers" tedious...... Ashamed to say (sort of , anyway) that NYE's of years...
    I'm not doing anything tonight, as OH is "not feeling too good" and doing my head in! And to be honest, after my younger days I find middle aged "nice little get-togethers" tedious...... Ashamed...
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  9. MichaelJohn

    Marley Farley's avatar

    Was watching Axls` avatar when the ad for we buy any car came on tv, and the avatar was in sync with it. Brilliant.:loll::dbgrtmb:
    Was watching Axls` avatar when the ad for we buy any car came on tv, and the avatar was in sync with it. Brilliant.:loll::dbgrtmb:
    Was watching Axls` avatar when the ad for we buy any car came on tv, and the avatar was in sync with it. Brilliant.:loll::dbgrtmb:
    Was watching Axls` avatar when the ad for we buy any car came on tv, and the avatar was in sync with it. Brilliant.:loll::dbgrtmb:
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  10. HYDROGEN86

    tobacco

    No need of Google when you've got GC:D
    No need of Google when you've got GC:D
    No need of Google when you've got GC:D
    No need of Google when you've got GC:D
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  11. MichaelJohn
    Like x 4

    Remember roof racks

    Is that real?? Like to travel light myself....
    Is that real?? Like to travel light myself....
    Is that real?? Like to travel light myself....
    Is that real?? Like to travel light myself....
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  12. miraflores

    Mr bean

    Won't open! "The uploader has not made this video available in your country. Sorry about that."
    Won't open! "The uploader has not made this video available in your country. Sorry about that."
    Won't open! "The uploader has not made this video available in your country. Sorry about that."
    Won't open! "The uploader has not made this video available in your country. Sorry about that."
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  13. HarryS

    Is that a Yak ?

    Lovely dog Val , those Spaniel eyes can get anything they want ! :thumbsup:
    Lovely dog Val , those Spaniel eyes can get anything they want ! :thumbsup:
    Lovely dog Val , those Spaniel eyes can get anything they want ! :thumbsup:
    Lovely dog Val , those Spaniel eyes can get anything they want ! :thumbsup:
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  14. music
    Like x 11

    Answering machine!!!.

    Yeah - nice one, FM!I once thought it would be cute to have a musical intro on my answer machine. It was in the early days before iPods and all that, so I was just sticking the machine in front...
    Yeah - nice one, FM!I once thought it would be cute to have a musical intro on my answer machine. It was in the early days before iPods and all that, so I was just sticking the machine in front of the record player to record the bit I wanted. It was a line out of "Midnight" from Cats.The bit...
    Yeah - nice one, FM!I once thought it would be cute to have a musical intro on my answer machine. It was in the early days before iPods and all that, so I was just sticking the machine in front of the record player to record the bit I wanted....
    Yeah - nice one, FM!I once thought it would be cute to have a musical intro on my answer machine. It was in the early days before iPods and all that, so I was just sticking the machine in front...
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  15. music
    Like x 4

    The destiny of man !.

    Some times I think this website is full of boozers hehe :heehee:
    Some times I think this website is full of boozers hehe :heehee:
    Some times I think this website is full of boozers hehe :heehee:
    Some times I think this website is full of boozers hehe :heehee:
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  16. ClaraLou
    Like x 6

    The Village of Death

    Here's avillage just down the road from where I was born. That's what you call a quiet village. Wharram Percy: The Town That Sheep Ate We were always told it was a result of Black Death, but...
    Here's avillage just down the road from where I was born. That's what you call a quiet village. Wharram Percy: The Town That Sheep Ate We were always told it was a result of Black Death, but this info seems to enhance the mystique.
    Here's avillage just down the road from where I was born. That's what you call a quiet village. Wharram Percy: The Town That Sheep Ate We were always told it was a result of Black Death, but this info seems to enhance the mystique.
    Here's avillage just down the road from where I was born. That's what you call a quiet village. Wharram Percy: The Town That Sheep Ate We were always told it was a result of Black Death, but...
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  17. kindredspirit

    Dancing with a canoe.

    Excellent:dbgrtmb:
    Excellent:dbgrtmb:
    Excellent:dbgrtmb:
    Excellent:dbgrtmb:
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  18. jjordie

    How long is it safe to keep cold turkey

    I usually keep it in the fridge for a week. that is 7 days. By then it is suffeciently picked at. Then I trim off what is left and make a Turkey pot pie for the freezer, and then whatever...
    I usually keep it in the fridge for a week. that is 7 days. By then it is suffeciently picked at. Then I trim off what is left and make a Turkey pot pie for the freezer, and then whatever treetreetreetree stuff then is done it goes to the cats. And then I take all the bones, with any...
    I usually keep it in the fridge for a week. that is 7 days. By then it is suffeciently picked at. Then I trim off what is left and make a Turkey pot pie for the freezer, and then whatever treetreetreetree stuff then is done it goes to the...
    I usually keep it in the fridge for a week. that is 7 days. By then it is suffeciently picked at. Then I trim off what is left and make a Turkey pot pie for the freezer, and then whatever...
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  19. MichaelJohn

    Tarzans Chimp

    The same article was in the 'I' today but added that it was probably not the same chimp as they rarely live beyond 50 in captivity.
    The same article was in the 'I' today but added that it was probably not the same chimp as they rarely live beyond 50 in captivity.
    The same article was in the 'I' today but added that it was probably not the same chimp as they rarely live beyond 50 in captivity.
    The same article was in the 'I' today but added that it was probably not the same chimp as they rarely live beyond 50 in captivity.
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  20. roders

    Dancing on Ice Spoiler.

    Seriously, I have never heard of ANY of them!!!!:dunno::DOH:Val
    Seriously, I have never heard of ANY of them!!!!:dunno::DOH:Val
    Seriously, I have never heard of ANY of them!!!!:dunno::DOH:Val
    Seriously, I have never heard of ANY of them!!!!:dunno::DOH:Val
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