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    Members willing to be interrogated by other members can start a thread in here. PLEASE READ THE STICKY ANNOUNCEMENT FIRST.
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  1. *dim*
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    Excited Dog Plays With Baby

    Don't you dare! - YouTube
    Don't you dare! - YouTube
    Don't you dare! - YouTube
    Don't you dare! - YouTube
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  2. Sheal

    Help from DIYer's please....

    Thanks everyone! It looks like the threaded rawl plug is the way to go. I'll pick some up in B & Q tomorrow. :)
    Thanks everyone! It looks like the threaded rawl plug is the way to go. I'll pick some up in B & Q tomorrow. :)
    Thanks everyone! It looks like the threaded rawl plug is the way to go. I'll pick some up in B & Q tomorrow. :)
    Thanks everyone! It looks like the threaded rawl plug is the way to go. I'll pick some up in B & Q tomorrow. :)
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  3. Phil A
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    What did Santa bring you?

    I presume this is of the model variety Victoria. Hate to think your crashing a full size one! :)
    I presume this is of the model variety Victoria. Hate to think your crashing a full size one! :)
    I presume this is of the model variety Victoria. Hate to think your crashing a full size one! :)
    I presume this is of the model variety Victoria. Hate to think your crashing a full size one! :)
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  4. MichaelJohn
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    Prawn Cocktail

    You should have hit him with a FAIRy cake and give him his just desserts.:dbgrtmb:
    You should have hit him with a FAIRy cake and give him his just desserts.:dbgrtmb:
    You should have hit him with a FAIRy cake and give him his just desserts.:dbgrtmb:
    You should have hit him with a FAIRy cake and give him his just desserts.:dbgrtmb:
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  5. Jack McHammocklashing

    Possibly for Ziggy

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    Reply received
    Reply received
    Reply received
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  6. Jack McHammocklashing
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    Travelling in extreme weather conditions

    Sounds like a gardening tale coming on there:dbgrtmb:
    Sounds like a gardening tale coming on there:dbgrtmb:
    Sounds like a gardening tale coming on there:dbgrtmb:
    Sounds like a gardening tale coming on there:dbgrtmb:
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  7. Paladin

    Gift?

    Following the interest in this, off topic, subject I have decided to start a new thread called Where Am I? Here it is:-
    Following the interest in this, off topic, subject I have decided to start a new thread called Where Am I? Here it is:-
    Following the interest in this, off topic, subject I have decided to start a new thread called Where Am I? Here it is:-
    Following the interest in this, off topic, subject I have decided to start a new thread called Where Am I? Here it is:-
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  8. Phil A
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    The Stonemason and the Tapas Bar

    Excuse me if i've told this true story before, if I have, there may be some new members that haven't read it. Over the past 20 years i've worked on and off with a Stonemason called Adam. ...
    Excuse me if i've told this true story before, if I have, there may be some new members that haven't read it. Over the past 20 years i've worked on and off with a Stonemason called Adam. Lovely bloke, but, how do I put it, not the sharpest tool in the box. We had booked into a weekend...
    Excuse me if i've told this true story before, if I have, there may be some new members that haven't read it. Over the past 20 years i've worked on and off with a Stonemason called Adam. Lovely bloke, but, how do I put it, not the sharpest...
    Excuse me if i've told this true story before, if I have, there may be some new members that haven't read it. Over the past 20 years i've worked on and off with a Stonemason called Adam. ...
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    Happy Day but sad

    Might as well do it whilst you can :thumbsup: - particularly if you are bored :D I mowed just the other day and it was very successful. No damage to the lawn at all. :dbgrtmb:
    Might as well do it whilst you can :thumbsup: - particularly if you are bored :D I mowed just the other day and it was very successful. No damage to the lawn at all. :dbgrtmb:
    Might as well do it whilst you can :thumbsup: - particularly if you are bored :D I mowed just the other day and it was very successful. No damage to the lawn at all. :dbgrtmb:
    Might as well do it whilst you can :thumbsup: - particularly if you are bored :D I mowed just the other day and it was very successful. No damage to the lawn at all. :dbgrtmb:
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  10. JWK

    Pesky Fox

    The neighbour comes home on friday, I'll leave her animals in the garage until then otherwise I wouldn't sleep. The fox knows it's only a matter of time before it gets another chance.
    The neighbour comes home on friday, I'll leave her animals in the garage until then otherwise I wouldn't sleep. The fox knows it's only a matter of time before it gets another chance.
    The neighbour comes home on friday, I'll leave her animals in the garage until then otherwise I wouldn't sleep. The fox knows it's only a matter of time before it gets another chance.
    The neighbour comes home on friday, I'll leave her animals in the garage until then otherwise I wouldn't sleep. The fox knows it's only a matter of time before it gets another chance.
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  11. catztail

    To Everyone!!

    Jack, you should never admit to being a barrister :rolleyespink:. That's classified as being almost as bad as a banker or estate agent and getting close to being classified almost as badly as a junk email...
    Jack, you should never admit to being a barrister :rolleyespink:. That's classified as being almost as bad as a banker or estate agent and getting close to being classified almost as badly as a junk email writer or telephone survey person!!!! :heehee:
    Jack, you should never admit to being a barrister :rolleyespink:. That's classified as being almost as bad as a banker or estate agent and getting close to being classified almost as badly as a junk email writer or telephone survey person!!!! :heehee:
    Jack, you should never admit to being a barrister :rolleyespink:. That's classified as being almost as bad as a banker or estate agent and getting close to being classified almost as badly as a junk email...
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  12. shiney

    What Are You Having For Christmas Dinner?

    I do the Crimbo dinner, so it was traditional Home made chicken soup, Prawn cocktail or both Turkey, sausage with bacon rolled,sage n onion, and chestnut stuffing cranberry sauce (home made) Roast...
    I do the Crimbo dinner, so it was traditional Home made chicken soup, Prawn cocktail or both Turkey, sausage with bacon rolled,sage n onion, and chestnut stuffing cranberry sauce (home made) Roast Maris Piper spuds roasted in goose fat parsnips roasted and glazed sprouts carrots New...
    I do the Crimbo dinner, so it was traditional Home made chicken soup, Prawn cocktail or both Turkey, sausage with bacon rolled,sage n onion, and chestnut stuffing cranberry sauce (home made) Roast Maris Piper spuds roasted in goose fat parsnips...
    I do the Crimbo dinner, so it was traditional Home made chicken soup, Prawn cocktail or both Turkey, sausage with bacon rolled,sage n onion, and chestnut stuffing cranberry sauce (home made) Roast...
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  13. Marley Farley
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    From Me To You All..!!!

    I had fish too!! :)Val
    I had fish too!! :)Val
    I had fish too!! :)Val
    I had fish too!! :)Val
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  14. Jiffy
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    Christmas Dinner

    yes.....
    yes.....
    yes.....
    yes.....
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  15. Folly Mon
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    Midnight Mass

    Not religious, my friend, but your sentiments are reciprocated.:D:merryC:
    Not religious, my friend, but your sentiments are reciprocated.:D:merryC:
    Not religious, my friend, but your sentiments are reciprocated.:D:merryC:
    Not religious, my friend, but your sentiments are reciprocated.:D:merryC:
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  16. Kirst
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  17. Freddy
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    Santa's been!

    and...and .... a sugar mouse!:D .....Mum's traditional gift, keep up by my wife X
    and...and .... a sugar mouse!:D .....Mum's traditional gift, keep up by my wife X
    and...and .... a sugar mouse!:D .....Mum's traditional gift, keep up by my wife X
    and...and .... a sugar mouse!:D .....Mum's traditional gift, keep up by my wife X
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  18. Phil A

    2011 from Space

    BBC News - In pictures: 2011 as seen from space
    BBC News - In pictures: 2011 as seen from space
    BBC News - In pictures: 2011 as seen from space
    BBC News - In pictures: 2011 as seen from space
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  19. catztail
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    Christmas is here!

    Merry Christmas everyone:)
    Merry Christmas everyone:)
    Merry Christmas everyone:)
    Merry Christmas everyone:)
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  20. HarryS
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    Super Weird Clouds In Yorkshire !

    Right you lot,just you wait !!! i'l sort th' out later... you'll keep :D:D:D Loads to do but first i'l put on my cloth hat and clogs and sort my chickens out....:merryC::xmasgrin::xmasgrin::xmasgrin:
    Right you lot,just you wait !!! i'l sort th' out later... you'll keep :D:D:D Loads to do but first i'l put on my cloth hat and clogs and sort my chickens out....:merryC::xmasgrin::xmasgrin::xmasgrin:
    Right you lot,just you wait !!! i'l sort th' out later... you'll keep :D:D:D Loads to do but first i'l put on my cloth hat and clogs and sort my chickens out....:merryC::xmasgrin::xmasgrin::xmasgrin:
    Right you lot,just you wait !!! i'l sort th' out later... you'll keep :D:D:D Loads to do but first i'l put on my cloth hat and clogs and sort my chickens out....:merryC::xmasgrin::xmasgrin::xmasgrin:
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