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  1. The Muppet Show

    ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK !!!! Section For General Banter And Laughs Including Jokes
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  2. Gardeners Corner Question Time

    Members willing to be interrogated by other members can start a thread in here. PLEASE READ THE STICKY ANNOUNCEMENT FIRST.
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  2. Victoria

    Home Ownership

    Duplicate post ... sorry, I keep getting error messages. :rolleyespink:
    Duplicate post ... sorry, I keep getting error messages. :rolleyespink:
    Duplicate post ... sorry, I keep getting error messages. :rolleyespink:
    Duplicate post ... sorry, I keep getting error messages. :rolleyespink:
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  3. Michael Hewett

    Following

    'Ignore' means you don't see anything by that person and they don't see anything by you. I have found there's a person on this forum that I met on another garden forum, a rude person who thinks...
    'Ignore' means you don't see anything by that person and they don't see anything by you. I have found there's a person on this forum that I met on another garden forum, a rude person who thinks it's funny to insult you, so I have 'ignored' them on here. They have left the other forum and that...
    'Ignore' means you don't see anything by that person and they don't see anything by you. I have found there's a person on this forum that I met on another garden forum, a rude person who thinks it's funny to insult you, so I have 'ignored' them...
    'Ignore' means you don't see anything by that person and they don't see anything by you. I have found there's a person on this forum that I met on another garden forum, a rude person who thinks...
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  4. Giri
    Like x 6

    Notes from an Underdog.

    I´ll tell her Victoria, she will be pleased. But you wouldn´t be able to tell.
    I´ll tell her Victoria, she will be pleased. But you wouldn´t be able to tell.
    I´ll tell her Victoria, she will be pleased. But you wouldn´t be able to tell.
    I´ll tell her Victoria, she will be pleased. But you wouldn´t be able to tell.
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  5. Victoria
    Informative x 3

    Fire/Death in our Hamlet

    I couldn't work for them either @Victoria, it would break my heart and I'd want to bring all the cats home with me. I have a friend who volunteers with the RSPCA and keeps wanting me to come and...
    I couldn't work for them either @Victoria, it would break my heart and I'd want to bring all the cats home with me. I have a friend who volunteers with the RSPCA and keeps wanting me to come and see the cats but I won't go. It's good that these places exist but I couldn't work there.My...
    I couldn't work for them either @Victoria, it would break my heart and I'd want to bring all the cats home with me. I have a friend who volunteers with the RSPCA and keeps wanting me to come and see the cats but I won't go. It's good that these...
    I couldn't work for them either @Victoria, it would break my heart and I'd want to bring all the cats home with me. I have a friend who volunteers with the RSPCA and keeps wanting me to come and...
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  6. hailbopp
    Funny x 3

    Neighbour dispute over tree

    That's true Blackdog, tastes can change over time. (i even liked heavy metal and kraftwerk in my youth) I still like ac/dc and pink floyd, but there is good music produced today. Celeste, Ed...
    That's true Blackdog, tastes can change over time. (i even liked heavy metal and kraftwerk in my youth) I still like ac/dc and pink floyd, but there is good music produced today. Celeste, Ed Sheeran, Taylor Swift, Rag and Bone man etc. It's all personal taste as in any art form. BTW i prefer...
    That's true Blackdog, tastes can change over time. (i even liked heavy metal and kraftwerk in my youth) I still like ac/dc and pink floyd, but there is good music produced today. Celeste, Ed Sheeran, Taylor Swift, Rag and Bone man etc. It's all...
    That's true Blackdog, tastes can change over time. (i even liked heavy metal and kraftwerk in my youth) I still like ac/dc and pink floyd, but there is good music produced today. Celeste, Ed...
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  7. Selleri
    Like x 8

    The story behind your username and picture

    @Cordy I'll just call you Mr Australis from now on, then... :biggrin::heehee: Lovely garden, BTW. :)Nick
    @Cordy I'll just call you Mr Australis from now on, then... :biggrin::heehee: Lovely garden, BTW. :)Nick
    @Cordy I'll just call you Mr Australis from now on, then... :biggrin::heehee: Lovely garden, BTW. :)Nick
    @Cordy I'll just call you Mr Australis from now on, then... :biggrin::heehee: Lovely garden, BTW. :)Nick
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  8. karaman

    Shiny apple - what is it coated with?

    Oh @pete!!! What are you like !!:roflol::roflol:Mind you it solves the mystery of how @NigelJ knows it tastes foul!:dbgrtmb:
    Oh @pete!!! What are you like !!:roflol::roflol:Mind you it solves the mystery of how @NigelJ knows it tastes foul!:dbgrtmb:
    Oh @pete!!! What are you like !!:roflol::roflol:Mind you it solves the mystery of how @NigelJ knows it tastes foul!:dbgrtmb:
    Oh @pete!!! What are you like !!:roflol::roflol:Mind you it solves the mystery of how @NigelJ knows it tastes foul!:dbgrtmb:
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  9. shiney
    Informative x 3

    DVLA SCAM

    I've added, above, the government response to me reporting it.
    I've added, above, the government response to me reporting it.
    I've added, above, the government response to me reporting it.
    I've added, above, the government response to me reporting it.
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  10. pete

    HMRC

    Their website changes every year and the self assessment form is also changed just to keep us on our toes. I have had similar issues going round in circles trying to find where to enter some...
    Their website changes every year and the self assessment form is also changed just to keep us on our toes. I have had similar issues going round in circles trying to find where to enter some figures. They keep changing how to access the gateway too with phone text verification messages, which...
    Their website changes every year and the self assessment form is also changed just to keep us on our toes. I have had similar issues going round in circles trying to find where to enter some figures. They keep changing how to access the gateway...
    Their website changes every year and the self assessment form is also changed just to keep us on our toes. I have had similar issues going round in circles trying to find where to enter some...
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  11. Fat Controller

    App Testing Volunteers Wanted!

    Apologies for lack of updates here... where does the time go?!The Wildlife Garden app is released on the iOS App Store :)Do try if interested, its free, Search for 'wildlife garden' in the...
    Apologies for lack of updates here... where does the time go?!The Wildlife Garden app is released on the iOS App Store :)Do try if interested, its free, Search for 'wildlife garden' in the store, on iPhone or iPad this is the direct link: ‎Wildlife GardenAnd Thank you so much to everyone...
    Apologies for lack of updates here... where does the time go?!The Wildlife Garden app is released on the iOS App Store :)Do try if interested, its free, Search for 'wildlife garden' in the store, on iPhone or iPad this is the direct link:...
    Apologies for lack of updates here... where does the time go?!The Wildlife Garden app is released on the iOS App Store :)Do try if interested, its free, Search for 'wildlife garden' in the...
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  12. Purple Streaks

    pay theElectric,rates etc

    I did the same for my father by just presenting the death certificate to the bank and they authorised the payments.
    I did the same for my father by just presenting the death certificate to the bank and they authorised the payments.
    I did the same for my father by just presenting the death certificate to the bank and they authorised the payments.
    I did the same for my father by just presenting the death certificate to the bank and they authorised the payments.
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  13. Mike Allen
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    In the Kitchen

    The birds always have ours too. Hubs says every year that he's going to remove ours, but I do like to see the blossom. I think this will definitely be their last year though.:sad:
    The birds always have ours too. Hubs says every year that he's going to remove ours, but I do like to see the blossom. I think this will definitely be their last year though.:sad:
    The birds always have ours too. Hubs says every year that he's going to remove ours, but I do like to see the blossom. I think this will definitely be their last year though.:sad:
    The birds always have ours too. Hubs says every year that he's going to remove ours, but I do like to see the blossom. I think this will definitely be their last year though.:sad:
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  14. pete
    Funny x 6

    Talking to my phone.

    Be careful, or it will keep butting in uninvited.I was playing with Dog and his squeeky toys (rats, duck and pig) throwing them in different directions around the house one after the other as...
    Be careful, or it will keep butting in uninvited.I was playing with Dog and his squeeky toys (rats, duck and pig) throwing them in different directions around the house one after the other as soon as he's grabbed another one. When he lost one and I asked him "Where's Piggy Wiggy?", my flippin...
    Be careful, or it will keep butting in uninvited.I was playing with Dog and his squeeky toys (rats, duck and pig) throwing them in different directions around the house one after the other as soon as he's grabbed another one. When he lost one...
    Be careful, or it will keep butting in uninvited.I was playing with Dog and his squeeky toys (rats, duck and pig) throwing them in different directions around the house one after the other as...
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  15. Chris Cameron

    Is it possible to induce multiple shoots in tissue culture Monstera Deliciosas?

    You are probably right! Just had to investigate.
    You are probably right! Just had to investigate.
    You are probably right! Just had to investigate.
    You are probably right! Just had to investigate.
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  16. ricky101

    Buying a house with a loft conversion ?

    We were lucky to even find a house at a reasonable rate, so we didn't ask too much about regulations. The attic was converted into two bedrooms, but no heating was installed, so I am currently in...
    We were lucky to even find a house at a reasonable rate, so we didn't ask too much about regulations. The attic was converted into two bedrooms, but no heating was installed, so I am currently in the process of completely disassembling and rebuilding whatever they did back in the 70s. ...
    We were lucky to even find a house at a reasonable rate, so we didn't ask too much about regulations. The attic was converted into two bedrooms, but no heating was installed, so I am currently in the process of completely disassembling and...
    We were lucky to even find a house at a reasonable rate, so we didn't ask too much about regulations. The attic was converted into two bedrooms, but no heating was installed, so I am currently in...
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  17. Keeley

    Wine barrell planter

    Hi all,I have a full size wine barrel that I would like to turn in to a planter to sit next to a whiskey barrel pond. Can any one give some advice/hint and tips/photos of similar projects. It is...
    Hi all,I have a full size wine barrel that I would like to turn in to a planter to sit next to a whiskey barrel pond. Can any one give some advice/hint and tips/photos of similar projects. It is currently proving very hard to cut through the top - my husband has tried several tools and...
    Hi all,I have a full size wine barrel that I would like to turn in to a planter to sit next to a whiskey barrel pond. Can any one give some advice/hint and tips/photos of similar projects. It is currently proving very hard to cut through the...
    Hi all,I have a full size wine barrel that I would like to turn in to a planter to sit next to a whiskey barrel pond. Can any one give some advice/hint and tips/photos of similar projects. It is...
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  18. Fat Controller
    Locked
    Like x 5

    Return of photo competitions

    What about 'forgot to take the lens cover off'. I'd win that one. When I got this new camera I couldn't seem to get it to work and was fiddling around with a lot of the buttons. A passer by...
    What about 'forgot to take the lens cover off'. I'd win that one. When I got this new camera I couldn't seem to get it to work and was fiddling around with a lot of the buttons. A passer by said "Try taking the lens cover off" :doh: :redface:. My previous camera, same make, beeped if the cover was on when...
    What about 'forgot to take the lens cover off'. I'd win that one. When I got this new camera I couldn't seem to get it to work and was fiddling around with a lot of the buttons. A passer by said "Try taking the lens cover off" :doh: :redface:. My previous...
    What about 'forgot to take the lens cover off'. I'd win that one. When I got this new camera I couldn't seem to get it to work and was fiddling around with a lot of the buttons. A passer by...
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  19. JWK

    White mould mites

    Yes I suppose there could be mould still lurking inside things we can't get at, like computer monitors. We just won't use that bedroom for the time being.
    Yes I suppose there could be mould still lurking inside things we can't get at, like computer monitors. We just won't use that bedroom for the time being.
    Yes I suppose there could be mould still lurking inside things we can't get at, like computer monitors. We just won't use that bedroom for the time being.
    Yes I suppose there could be mould still lurking inside things we can't get at, like computer monitors. We just won't use that bedroom for the time being.
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  20. Victoria

    Another Classic One Goes

    Sadly B J Thomas has died aged 78 ... all the good ones are going ...
    Sadly B J Thomas has died aged 78 ... all the good ones are going ...
    Sadly B J Thomas has died aged 78 ... all the good ones are going ...
    Sadly B J Thomas has died aged 78 ... all the good ones are going ...
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