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  1. MichaelJohn

    Shortest day today

    :) Thanks for that ray of hope Michael.... :merryC::santa-snowman:
    :) Thanks for that ray of hope Michael.... :merryC::santa-snowman:
    :) Thanks for that ray of hope Michael.... :merryC::santa-snowman:
    :) Thanks for that ray of hope Michael.... :merryC::santa-snowman:
    MichaelJohn, Dec 22, 2011
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    roders
    Dec 23, 2011
  2. Sheal

    Stocks getting low!

    Just wipe it from your memory, Sheal, Soft, Soft, Soft:heehee:
    Just wipe it from your memory, Sheal, Soft, Soft, Soft:heehee:
    Just wipe it from your memory, Sheal, Soft, Soft, Soft:heehee:
    Just wipe it from your memory, Sheal, Soft, Soft, Soft:heehee:
    Sheal, Dec 7, 2011 ... 5 6 7
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    ARMANDII
    Dec 22, 2011
  3. HYDROGEN86
    Like x 6

    happy Christmas

    Best wishes for the Hols Hydro!!! Hope you get things sorted soon and can join in again!
    Best wishes for the Hols Hydro!!! Hope you get things sorted soon and can join in again!
    Best wishes for the Hols Hydro!!! Hope you get things sorted soon and can join in again!
    Best wishes for the Hols Hydro!!! Hope you get things sorted soon and can join in again!
    HYDROGEN86, Dec 22, 2011
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    catztail
    Dec 22, 2011
  4. Paladin
    Like x 5

    It's time!

    Years ago I worked in an office which did the 'Secret Santa' thing. It was a nightmare. The idea was to come up with something jokey, witty and appropriate for each recipient. Unfortunately...
    Years ago I worked in an office which did the 'Secret Santa' thing. It was a nightmare. The idea was to come up with something jokey, witty and appropriate for each recipient. Unfortunately people tend to have different ideas about what's funny and appropriate. When one of the senior...
    Years ago I worked in an office which did the 'Secret Santa' thing. It was a nightmare. The idea was to come up with something jokey, witty and appropriate for each recipient. Unfortunately people tend to have different ideas about what's...
    Years ago I worked in an office which did the 'Secret Santa' thing. It was a nightmare. The idea was to come up with something jokey, witty and appropriate for each recipient. Unfortunately...
    Paladin, Dec 22, 2011
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    ClaraLou
    Dec 22, 2011
  5. capney
    Like x 5

    Amazing Amazon

    As I mentioned in another thread, Inhouse Advisor ordered a camera from Amazon DE Germany (which we have used before) because it was £40 cheaper than Amazon UK:scratch:, it came in 4 days. ...
    As I mentioned in another thread, Inhouse Advisor ordered a camera from Amazon DE Germany (which we have used before) because it was £40 cheaper than Amazon UK:scratch:, it came in 4 days. A few things have arrived before their stated time.:dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb:
    As I mentioned in another thread, Inhouse Advisor ordered a camera from Amazon DE Germany (which we have used before) because it was £40 cheaper than Amazon UK:scratch:, it came in 4 days. A few things have arrived before their stated time.:dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb:
    As I mentioned in another thread, Inhouse Advisor ordered a camera from Amazon DE Germany (which we have used before) because it was £40 cheaper than Amazon UK:scratch:, it came in 4 days. ...
    capney, Dec 22, 2011
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    strongylodon
    Dec 22, 2011
  6. Steve R
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    Drinking and Driving over Christmas

    :loll:... I can say, that when I was pulled over, I went stone cold sober in a matter of seconds when I got home, I had a sugar water and was pale.... very scary .... If I was caught, I would have...
    :loll:... I can say, that when I was pulled over, I went stone cold sober in a matter of seconds when I got home, I had a sugar water and was pale.... very scary .... If I was caught, I would have been in a lot of trouble and would have lost my licence Public transport in south africa is bad...
    :loll:... I can say, that when I was pulled over, I went stone cold sober in a matter of seconds when I got home, I had a sugar water and was pale.... very scary .... If I was caught, I would have been in a lot of trouble and would have lost my...
    :loll:... I can say, that when I was pulled over, I went stone cold sober in a matter of seconds when I got home, I had a sugar water and was pale.... very scary .... If I was caught, I would have...
    Steve R, Dec 19, 2011
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    *dim*
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  7. *dim*

    Free Personalised Christmas Message from Santa

    Santa | PNP - Portable North Pole | Free personalized video message nice for kids .... and it's free .... can be done for friends and family if you have forgotten to mail them a card
    Santa | PNP - Portable North Pole | Free personalized video message nice for kids .... and it's free .... can be done for friends and family if you have forgotten to mail them a card
    Santa | PNP - Portable North Pole | Free personalized video message nice for kids .... and it's free .... can be done for friends and family if you have forgotten to mail them a card
    Santa | PNP - Portable North Pole | Free personalized video message nice for kids .... and it's free .... can be done for friends and family if you have forgotten to mail them a card
    *dim*, Dec 22, 2011
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  8. Freddy
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    Emay di laff

    Yes it's very good isn't it??
    Yes it's very good isn't it??
    Yes it's very good isn't it??
    Yes it's very good isn't it??
    Freddy, Dec 22, 2011
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    catztail
    Dec 22, 2011
  9. MichaelJohn
    Like x 4

    Venison < need your advice>

    60 pounds eh? I suppose in the US that would be 90 bucks? :) I'll get my coat....
    60 pounds eh? I suppose in the US that would be 90 bucks? :) I'll get my coat....
    60 pounds eh? I suppose in the US that would be 90 bucks? :) I'll get my coat....
    60 pounds eh? I suppose in the US that would be 90 bucks? :) I'll get my coat....
    MichaelJohn, Dec 21, 2011
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    Freddy
    Dec 22, 2011
  10. miraflores

    off topic

    With all those Carrots Captain, you should be able to see well in the dark!:heehee:
    With all those Carrots Captain, you should be able to see well in the dark!:heehee:
    With all those Carrots Captain, you should be able to see well in the dark!:heehee:
    With all those Carrots Captain, you should be able to see well in the dark!:heehee:
    miraflores, Dec 19, 2011 ... 2
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    Sheal
    Dec 21, 2011
  11. Axel

    Sugar: The Bitter Truth

    Ah but time is cruel, Jack. As we age and slow down, so does our metabolism. You might find it a lot harder now. I know I do! :)
    Ah but time is cruel, Jack. As we age and slow down, so does our metabolism. You might find it a lot harder now. I know I do! :)
    Ah but time is cruel, Jack. As we age and slow down, so does our metabolism. You might find it a lot harder now. I know I do! :)
    Ah but time is cruel, Jack. As we age and slow down, so does our metabolism. You might find it a lot harder now. I know I do! :)
    Axel, Dec 20, 2011 ... 2 3
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    Daisies
    Dec 21, 2011
  12. Daisies

    best buy turkeys and Christmas puds

    That's really neat, Jack. Nice to hear of such generosity. That's not really necessary. Sugar can be used. And ordinary jellies, jams and sauces.It's carbohydrates are the problem, like white...
    That's really neat, Jack. Nice to hear of such generosity. That's not really necessary. Sugar can be used. And ordinary jellies, jams and sauces.It's carbohydrates are the problem, like white bread, rice and pasta. They get converted into sugars in the blood much more quickly than actual...
    That's really neat, Jack. Nice to hear of such generosity. That's not really necessary. Sugar can be used. And ordinary jellies, jams and sauces.It's carbohydrates are the problem, like white bread, rice and pasta. They get converted into...
    That's really neat, Jack. Nice to hear of such generosity. That's not really necessary. Sugar can be used. And ordinary jellies, jams and sauces.It's carbohydrates are the problem, like white...
    Daisies, Dec 20, 2011
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    Daisies
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  13. gcc3663
    Like x 5

    Christmas wishes to all

    WISHING EVERYONE A VERY HAPPY CHRISTMAS.Val
    WISHING EVERYONE A VERY HAPPY CHRISTMAS.Val
    WISHING EVERYONE A VERY HAPPY CHRISTMAS.Val
    WISHING EVERYONE A VERY HAPPY CHRISTMAS.Val
    gcc3663, Dec 19, 2011
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    Val..
    Dec 21, 2011
  14. shiney

    Interesting Artist

    That was very interesting, Shiney, and I like the style of rendering the painting. Very fresh and vibrant colours and, as you say, focuses on detail of the figure and face while using a...
    That was very interesting, Shiney, and I like the style of rendering the painting. Very fresh and vibrant colours and, as you say, focuses on detail of the figure and face while using a different approach to the background. Thank you for that.:thumbsup::D
    That was very interesting, Shiney, and I like the style of rendering the painting. Very fresh and vibrant colours and, as you say, focuses on detail of the figure and face while using a different approach to the background. Thank you for that.:thumbsup::D
    That was very interesting, Shiney, and I like the style of rendering the painting. Very fresh and vibrant colours and, as you say, focuses on detail of the figure and face while using a...
    shiney, Dec 21, 2011
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    ARMANDII
    Dec 21, 2011
  15. lazydog

    driving on ice!

    what would happen if it went wrong 5FWD - 120mph Mega Crash video from Fifth Gear
    what would happen if it went wrong 5FWD - 120mph Mega Crash video from Fifth Gear
    what would happen if it went wrong 5FWD - 120mph Mega Crash video from Fifth Gear
    what would happen if it went wrong 5FWD - 120mph Mega Crash video from Fifth Gear
    lazydog, Dec 21, 2011
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    lazydog
    Dec 21, 2011
  16. keithhampson

    Best place to get 10 ft wide iron gates?

    Sorry, steel will do to
    Sorry, steel will do to
    Sorry, steel will do to
    Sorry, steel will do to
    keithhampson, Dec 9, 2011
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    keithhampson
    Dec 21, 2011
  17. willow

    Disturbed Vision

    Now I know why I always love it when I see you are on line Jack:dbgrtmb:
    Now I know why I always love it when I see you are on line Jack:dbgrtmb:
    Now I know why I always love it when I see you are on line Jack:dbgrtmb:
    Now I know why I always love it when I see you are on line Jack:dbgrtmb:
    willow, Dec 19, 2011 ... 2
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    willow
    Dec 21, 2011
  18. Folly Mon
    Like x 14

    what will you be doing for Christmas?

    Nothing to add to that other than the warning that, if using a Frozen turkey, allow plenty of time for it to thaw out slowly - 2 to 3 days in a cool place for my turkey (6.8kg/14lb):thumbsup:
    Nothing to add to that other than the warning that, if using a Frozen turkey, allow plenty of time for it to thaw out slowly - 2 to 3 days in a cool place for my turkey (6.8kg/14lb):thumbsup:
    Nothing to add to that other than the warning that, if using a Frozen turkey, allow plenty of time for it to thaw out slowly - 2 to 3 days in a cool place for my turkey (6.8kg/14lb):thumbsup:
    Nothing to add to that other than the warning that, if using a Frozen turkey, allow plenty of time for it to thaw out slowly - 2 to 3 days in a cool place for my turkey (6.8kg/14lb):thumbsup:
    Folly Mon, Dec 20, 2011 ... 2 3
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    gcc3663
    Dec 21, 2011
  19. chitting kaz
    Like x 9

    Merry Christmas and thank you

    Exactly, I am sat here in my library/computer room. Eer one of the spare bedrooms.:cry3::loll::loll::loll:
    Exactly, I am sat here in my library/computer room. Eer one of the spare bedrooms.:cry3::loll::loll::loll:
    Exactly, I am sat here in my library/computer room. Eer one of the spare bedrooms.:cry3::loll::loll::loll:
    Exactly, I am sat here in my library/computer room. Eer one of the spare bedrooms.:cry3::loll::loll::loll:
    chitting kaz, Dec 19, 2011
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    daitheplant
    Dec 20, 2011
  20. VEGY
    Like x 4

    Happy chrismas to all green fingers

    Nos Da Vegy and Croeso, Nadolig Llawen:yorkie:
    Nos Da Vegy and Croeso, Nadolig Llawen:yorkie:
    Nos Da Vegy and Croeso, Nadolig Llawen:yorkie:
    Nos Da Vegy and Croeso, Nadolig Llawen:yorkie:
    VEGY, Dec 20, 2011
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    willow
    Dec 20, 2011
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