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  1. Boots

    creosote - best substitue?

    Harrys, thanks for that, yes new, no not expensive, local farm suppliers, was thinking oil based but neutral in colour Cheers boots
    Harrys, thanks for that, yes new, no not expensive, local farm suppliers, was thinking oil based but neutral in colour Cheers boots
    Harrys, thanks for that, yes new, no not expensive, local farm suppliers, was thinking oil based but neutral in colour Cheers boots
    Harrys, thanks for that, yes new, no not expensive, local farm suppliers, was thinking oil based but neutral in colour Cheers boots
    Boots, Dec 3, 2011 ... 2
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    Boots
    Dec 12, 2011
  2. EddieJ
    Like x 12

    Just for Sheal. One Xmas pudding.

    My Grandad used to be a dab hand at woodwork and was always making furniture and bronze statues (used to make sculptures of race horses with jockeys) I remember him telling my mum rather proudly...
    My Grandad used to be a dab hand at woodwork and was always making furniture and bronze statues (used to make sculptures of race horses with jockeys) I remember him telling my mum rather proudly how he sold a small cabinet to an American chap and how it had been put into an auction and sold for...
    My Grandad used to be a dab hand at woodwork and was always making furniture and bronze statues (used to make sculptures of race horses with jockeys) I remember him telling my mum rather proudly how he sold a small cabinet to an American chap and...
    My Grandad used to be a dab hand at woodwork and was always making furniture and bronze statues (used to make sculptures of race horses with jockeys) I remember him telling my mum rather proudly...
    EddieJ, Dec 11, 2011 ... 2
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    Aesculus
    Dec 12, 2011
  3. Spruce

    Carol of the Bells

    Brilliant, thanks for sharing that.. :yay: I am a campanologist too, but my hand bell ringing is far from that...:DOH:I prefer the big bells in the tower.... :heehee:
    Brilliant, thanks for sharing that.. :yay: I am a campanologist too, but my hand bell ringing is far from that...:DOH:I prefer the big bells in the tower.... :heehee:
    Brilliant, thanks for sharing that.. :yay: I am a campanologist too, but my hand bell ringing is far from that...:DOH:I prefer the big bells in the tower.... :heehee:
    Brilliant, thanks for sharing that.. :yay: I am a campanologist too, but my hand bell ringing is far from that...:DOH:I prefer the big bells in the tower.... :heehee:
    Spruce, Dec 11, 2011
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    Marley Farley
    Dec 12, 2011
  4. ClaraLou
    Like x 4

    Property Programmes: bah!

    I assume it's an example of dumbing down. If Kirsty plays dumb then the viewers needn't feel intimidated and even dumber.No. It doesn't really work for me either. Those programmes are OK as...
    I assume it's an example of dumbing down. If Kirsty plays dumb then the viewers needn't feel intimidated and even dumber.No. It doesn't really work for me either. Those programmes are OK as taster sessions but anyone with any real interest would get a good book out of the library or get...
    I assume it's an example of dumbing down. If Kirsty plays dumb then the viewers needn't feel intimidated and even dumber.No. It doesn't really work for me either. Those programmes are OK as taster sessions but anyone with any real interest...
    I assume it's an example of dumbing down. If Kirsty plays dumb then the viewers needn't feel intimidated and even dumber.No. It doesn't really work for me either. Those programmes are OK as...
    ClaraLou, Dec 10, 2011 ... 2 3
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    Madahhlia
    Dec 12, 2011
  5. shiney

    Elvis and Martine McBride Duet for Christmas

    Those are the new fangled things that they've brought out that are able to play more music than our 78's and 45's. They're not much good because the winding up of the record player isn't long...
    Those are the new fangled things that they've brought out that are able to play more music than our 78's and 45's. They're not much good because the winding up of the record player isn't long enough for them. These youngsters keep coming out with new things and I can't keep up with them all. ...
    Those are the new fangled things that they've brought out that are able to play more music than our 78's and 45's. They're not much good because the winding up of the record player isn't long enough for them. These youngsters keep coming out...
    Those are the new fangled things that they've brought out that are able to play more music than our 78's and 45's. They're not much good because the winding up of the record player isn't long...
    shiney, Dec 10, 2011
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    shiney
    Dec 12, 2011
  6. clueless1
    Like x 5

    Britain and the EU

    Jack, you're right. :thumbsup: Scripts can never cover it all. I make a hobby out of forcing people off of their scripts when I have to phone a call centre. I manage it about 75% of the time. Of...
    Jack, you're right. :thumbsup: Scripts can never cover it all. I make a hobby out of forcing people off of their scripts when I have to phone a call centre. I manage it about 75% of the time. Of course, it's not me being bloody minded :WINK1: :heehee: but me testing their systems for them. Actually, now I...
    Jack, you're right. :thumbsup: Scripts can never cover it all. I make a hobby out of forcing people off of their scripts when I have to phone a call centre. I manage it about 75% of the time. Of course, it's not me being bloody minded :WINK1: :heehee: but me...
    Jack, you're right. :thumbsup: Scripts can never cover it all. I make a hobby out of forcing people off of their scripts when I have to phone a call centre. I manage it about 75% of the time. Of...
    clueless1, Dec 9, 2011 ... 4 5 6
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    shiney
    Dec 12, 2011
  7. *dim*
    Like x 4

    Funny Nando's Chicken Commercials

    Oh how I wish the UK was as non PC :-( Cracking ads, as it should be Jack McH
    Oh how I wish the UK was as non PC :-( Cracking ads, as it should be Jack McH
    Oh how I wish the UK was as non PC :-( Cracking ads, as it should be Jack McH
    Oh how I wish the UK was as non PC :-( Cracking ads, as it should be Jack McH
    *dim*, Dec 11, 2011
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    Jack McHammocklashing
    Dec 11, 2011
  8. Steve R

    Last Gardeners world

    Any chance that it also wiped out all the box hedging? Please say yes.
    Any chance that it also wiped out all the box hedging? Please say yes.
    Any chance that it also wiped out all the box hedging? Please say yes.
    Any chance that it also wiped out all the box hedging? Please say yes.
    Steve R, Dec 10, 2011 ... 2
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    EddieJ
    Dec 11, 2011
  9. Phil A

    Calling Scotland & Isle of Man

    Hi Sheal,Everything Hunkydory Now. For Some Time I Had Forgot I was Up Here:scratch:.
    Hi Sheal,Everything Hunkydory Now. For Some Time I Had Forgot I was Up Here:scratch:.
    Hi Sheal,Everything Hunkydory Now. For Some Time I Had Forgot I was Up Here:scratch:.
    Hi Sheal,Everything Hunkydory Now. For Some Time I Had Forgot I was Up Here:scratch:.
    Phil A, Dec 9, 2011 ... 2
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    music
    Dec 11, 2011
  10. clueless1

    Unrealistic body image

    That's classic !
    That's classic !
    That's classic !
    That's classic !
    clueless1, Dec 10, 2011
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    Louise D
    Dec 11, 2011
  11. Val..

    Christmas and debt!!!

    This Could Be The American Coal That Britain Imported, picked up by ship from Baltimore and Newport News Virginia. It Wasn't any good for firing Steam Engines,as it would clinker too readily and...
    This Could Be The American Coal That Britain Imported, picked up by ship from Baltimore and Newport News Virginia. It Wasn't any good for firing Steam Engines,as it would clinker too readily and the long fire rake had to be used frequently to break up the clinker at the fore end of the fire box...
    This Could Be The American Coal That Britain Imported, picked up by ship from Baltimore and Newport News Virginia. It Wasn't any good for firing Steam Engines,as it would clinker too readily and the long fire rake had to be used frequently to...
    This Could Be The American Coal That Britain Imported, picked up by ship from Baltimore and Newport News Virginia. It Wasn't any good for firing Steam Engines,as it would clinker too readily and...
    Val.., Dec 8, 2011 ... 2 3 4
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    music
    Dec 11, 2011
  12. MichaelJohn
    Like x 3

    Early Spring Flowers

    Still Nope.
    Still Nope.
    Still Nope.
    Still Nope.
    MichaelJohn, Dec 11, 2011
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    HarryS
    Dec 11, 2011
  13. Phil A

    Grease Moth

    My mission in Life!!!!!!:heehee::D
    My mission in Life!!!!!!:heehee::D
    My mission in Life!!!!!!:heehee::D
    My mission in Life!!!!!!:heehee::D
    Phil A, Dec 10, 2011
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    ARMANDII
    Dec 11, 2011
  14. JWK

    Nice Moths

    I did John, from the German word for moth & the Greek word for Currency Meltdown.:dbgrtmb:
    I did John, from the German word for moth & the Greek word for Currency Meltdown.:dbgrtmb:
    I did John, from the German word for moth & the Greek word for Currency Meltdown.:dbgrtmb:
    I did John, from the German word for moth & the Greek word for Currency Meltdown.:dbgrtmb:
    JWK, Dec 10, 2011
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    Phil A
    Dec 10, 2011
  15. Phil A

    Death's Head Hawk Moth

    Exactly:loll:
    Exactly:loll:
    Exactly:loll:
    Exactly:loll:
    Phil A, Dec 10, 2011
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    ARMANDII
    Dec 10, 2011
  16. Phil A

    Is this anything to do with Melinda?

    I WOULD watch the Olympics to see THAT!!!
    I WOULD watch the Olympics to see THAT!!!
    I WOULD watch the Olympics to see THAT!!!
    I WOULD watch the Olympics to see THAT!!!
    Phil A, Dec 9, 2011 ... 2 3
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    catztail
    Dec 10, 2011
  17. Phil A

    Moth Man

    True, Clara Lou, but they're very nice fried and put on a Kebab stick.:D:heehee:
    True, Clara Lou, but they're very nice fried and put on a Kebab stick.:D:heehee:
    True, Clara Lou, but they're very nice fried and put on a Kebab stick.:D:heehee:
    True, Clara Lou, but they're very nice fried and put on a Kebab stick.:D:heehee:
    Phil A, Dec 10, 2011 ... 2
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    ARMANDII
    Dec 10, 2011
  18. Phil A

    Anti Radar Moths

    That was a terrible joke! A poultry effort, really. :D
    That was a terrible joke! A poultry effort, really. :D
    That was a terrible joke! A poultry effort, really. :D
    That was a terrible joke! A poultry effort, really. :D
    Phil A, Dec 10, 2011
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    Trunky
    Dec 10, 2011
  19. JWK

    Lunar Eclipse this afternoon - total in the North

    I never saw it 'cos it went dark.:scratch::D
    I never saw it 'cos it went dark.:scratch::D
    I never saw it 'cos it went dark.:scratch::D
    I never saw it 'cos it went dark.:scratch::D
    JWK, Dec 10, 2011
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    ARMANDII
    Dec 10, 2011
  20. Louise D
    Like x 3

    Lovely Cat Story

    Amen.
    Amen.
    Amen.
    Amen.
    Louise D, Dec 10, 2011
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    685
    Aesculus
    Dec 10, 2011
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