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  1. The Muppet Show

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  1. Phil A

    Wax Moths

    Will need to keep an eye out for that lady.
    Will need to keep an eye out for that lady.
    Will need to keep an eye out for that lady.
    Will need to keep an eye out for that lady.
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  2. EddieJ

    Sometimes you are the pigeon and sometimes you are the statue.

    Blimey Eddie, Nearly ready to steam:dbgrtmb:
    Blimey Eddie, Nearly ready to steam:dbgrtmb:
    Blimey Eddie, Nearly ready to steam:dbgrtmb:
    Blimey Eddie, Nearly ready to steam:dbgrtmb:
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  3. Jack McHammocklashing
    Like x 9

    My Polish Christmas wreath

    I really like that!
    I really like that!
    I really like that!
    I really like that!
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  4. shiney
    Like x 3

    Cloud Computing - A new View

    Lol..I needed that first thing on this cold and frosty and cloud free morning. Thinks I will switch to "Blue Sky" computing today.
    Lol..I needed that first thing on this cold and frosty and cloud free morning. Thinks I will switch to "Blue Sky" computing today.
    Lol..I needed that first thing on this cold and frosty and cloud free morning. Thinks I will switch to "Blue Sky" computing today.
    Lol..I needed that first thing on this cold and frosty and cloud free morning. Thinks I will switch to "Blue Sky" computing today.
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  5. ClaraLou

    KCC Boss leaves after eighteen months with £400,000 severance package

    PS I think she's fiftyish. No worries, then. The local Morrisons is still recruiting a few shelf stackers. :heehee:
    PS I think she's fiftyish. No worries, then. The local Morrisons is still recruiting a few shelf stackers. :heehee:
    PS I think she's fiftyish. No worries, then. The local Morrisons is still recruiting a few shelf stackers. :heehee:
    PS I think she's fiftyish. No worries, then. The local Morrisons is still recruiting a few shelf stackers. :heehee:
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  6. ClaraLou
    Like x 5

    Novelty baubles

    Ooooh .... take him away, someone!
    Ooooh .... take him away, someone!
    Ooooh .... take him away, someone!
    Ooooh .... take him away, someone!
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  7. shiney
    Like x 7

    Aurora Borealis - Science Made Simple

    Yes Clueless , it does bring the suns huge mass into scale when it can emit and swallow matter in billions of tonnes !
    Yes Clueless , it does bring the suns huge mass into scale when it can emit and swallow matter in billions of tonnes !
    Yes Clueless , it does bring the suns huge mass into scale when it can emit and swallow matter in billions of tonnes !
    Yes Clueless , it does bring the suns huge mass into scale when it can emit and swallow matter in billions of tonnes !
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  8. music
    Like x 3

    What a shock !

    You can not beat three months of DIESEL Oil, the smell lingers for weeks I do not know if it is the smell or the fact that submariners are on double pay ? but the women lurve it :-) Jack...
    You can not beat three months of DIESEL Oil, the smell lingers for weeks I do not know if it is the smell or the fact that submariners are on double pay ? but the women lurve it :-) Jack McHammocklashing
    You can not beat three months of DIESEL Oil, the smell lingers for weeks I do not know if it is the smell or the fact that submariners are on double pay ? but the women lurve it :-) Jack McHammocklashing
    You can not beat three months of DIESEL Oil, the smell lingers for weeks I do not know if it is the smell or the fact that submariners are on double pay ? but the women lurve it :-) Jack...
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  9. JWK
    Like x 4

    Scottish winds

    Saw on the news. What a huge mess you all are dealing with. Stay safe.
    Saw on the news. What a huge mess you all are dealing with. Stay safe.
    Saw on the news. What a huge mess you all are dealing with. Stay safe.
    Saw on the news. What a huge mess you all are dealing with. Stay safe.
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  10. MichaelJohn

    Triple roll over this week end

    Well since the Lottery began I have paid £2pw won three tenners, and at the very beginning £84 for four numbers nothing else I have dropped out of two syndicates that won big the following month...
    Well since the Lottery began I have paid £2pw won three tenners, and at the very beginning £84 for four numbers nothing else I have dropped out of two syndicates that won big the following month :-( The first was with football pools in 1973, I could no longer afford the 8/- a week so dropped...
    Well since the Lottery began I have paid £2pw won three tenners, and at the very beginning £84 for four numbers nothing else I have dropped out of two syndicates that won big the following month :-( The first was with football pools in 1973,...
    Well since the Lottery began I have paid £2pw won three tenners, and at the very beginning £84 for four numbers nothing else I have dropped out of two syndicates that won big the following month...
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  11. clueless1

    Gaddafi is dead

    Next war round is IRAN Now the majority of foreign embassies have evacutated home, the way is safe and clear for Israel, to go bomb as promised, (expect before New Year) Jack McH
    Next war round is IRAN Now the majority of foreign embassies have evacutated home, the way is safe and clear for Israel, to go bomb as promised, (expect before New Year) Jack McH
    Next war round is IRAN Now the majority of foreign embassies have evacutated home, the way is safe and clear for Israel, to go bomb as promised, (expect before New Year) Jack McH
    Next war round is IRAN Now the majority of foreign embassies have evacutated home, the way is safe and clear for Israel, to go bomb as promised, (expect before New Year) Jack McH
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  12. HYDROGEN86

    BBC may have to sack Clarkson

    Nice piece by Matthew Parris in The Times today. He asks whether anyone thinks that the BBC would have felt it necessary to issue an apology if someone had mentioned, in a jokey kind of a way,...
    Nice piece by Matthew Parris in The Times today. He asks whether anyone thinks that the BBC would have felt it necessary to issue an apology if someone had mentioned, in a jokey kind of a way, that bankers with fat bonuses should be should be executed in front of their families.
    Nice piece by Matthew Parris in The Times today. He asks whether anyone thinks that the BBC would have felt it necessary to issue an apology if someone had mentioned, in a jokey kind of a way, that bankers with fat bonuses should be should be...
    Nice piece by Matthew Parris in The Times today. He asks whether anyone thinks that the BBC would have felt it necessary to issue an apology if someone had mentioned, in a jokey kind of a way,...
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  13. Divina

    HELP - Moving House and Garden in Winter?

    Good luck with the move
    Good luck with the move
    Good luck with the move
    Good luck with the move
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  14. miraflores

    hidcote

    Actually, Miraflores, Hidcote has a bonus, apart from being a superb garden, because just opposite it's gates is Kiftsgate Gardens which is completely different to Hidcote but a real Gem and not...
    Actually, Miraflores, Hidcote has a bonus, apart from being a superb garden, because just opposite it's gates is Kiftsgate Gardens which is completely different to Hidcote but a real Gem and not to be missed.:D:love30:
    Actually, Miraflores, Hidcote has a bonus, apart from being a superb garden, because just opposite it's gates is Kiftsgate Gardens which is completely different to Hidcote but a real Gem and not to be missed.:D:love30:
    Actually, Miraflores, Hidcote has a bonus, apart from being a superb garden, because just opposite it's gates is Kiftsgate Gardens which is completely different to Hidcote but a real Gem and not...
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  15. shiney
    Like x 6

    What's Santa's Favourite Pizza

    Good music! :heehee: :heehee: :heehee: :heehee: :heehee: :heehee: But he was a good comedian and story teller :dbgrtmb: So was Al Read who was just as famous (or more so) and also came from Lancashire.
    Good music! :heehee: :heehee: :heehee: :heehee: :heehee: :heehee: But he was a good comedian and story teller :dbgrtmb: So was Al Read who was just as famous (or more so) and also came from Lancashire.
    Good music! :heehee: :heehee: :heehee: :heehee: :heehee: :heehee: But he was a good comedian and story teller :dbgrtmb: So was Al Read who was just as famous (or more so) and also came from Lancashire.
    Good music! :heehee: :heehee: :heehee: :heehee: :heehee: :heehee: But he was a good comedian and story teller :dbgrtmb: So was Al Read who was just as famous (or more so) and also came from Lancashire.
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  16. lesdyork

    Anyone interested in discrete renewable projects

    Where from? Please show me a link, I would love one for that price.Size of other parts required are determined by what you want to run with it, if its all 12v no inverter required, you also...
    Where from? Please show me a link, I would love one for that price.Size of other parts required are determined by what you want to run with it, if its all 12v no inverter required, you also need a regulator and deep cycle battery. In short the bigger the better
    Where from? Please show me a link, I would love one for that price.Size of other parts required are determined by what you want to run with it, if its all 12v no inverter required, you also need a regulator and deep cycle battery. In short the...
    Where from? Please show me a link, I would love one for that price.Size of other parts required are determined by what you want to run with it, if its all 12v no inverter required, you also...
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  17. shiney
    Like x 9

    A True Seasonal Ghost Story

    A Christmas Ghost Story | adrian monck
    A Christmas Ghost Story | adrian monck
    A Christmas Ghost Story | adrian monck
    A Christmas Ghost Story | adrian monck
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  18. Daisies

    World's costliest ever car crash

    That'll teach you not to drive a red car!!:rolleyespink:
    That'll teach you not to drive a red car!!:rolleyespink:
    That'll teach you not to drive a red car!!:rolleyespink:
    That'll teach you not to drive a red car!!:rolleyespink:
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  19. Steve R

    Cleaning machined aluminium

    That's a shame as I was going to ask for my 10% :D:D:DLooks really great Steve:dbgrtmb:
    That's a shame as I was going to ask for my 10% :D:D:DLooks really great Steve:dbgrtmb:
    That's a shame as I was going to ask for my 10% :D:D:DLooks really great Steve:dbgrtmb:
    That's a shame as I was going to ask for my 10% :D:D:DLooks really great Steve:dbgrtmb:
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  20. *dim*

    Human Dolphin

    I saw this on the gadget show a few weeks back, great concept and looks a lot of fun too. Steve...:)
    I saw this on the gadget show a few weeks back, great concept and looks a lot of fun too. Steve...:)
    I saw this on the gadget show a few weeks back, great concept and looks a lot of fun too. Steve...:)
    I saw this on the gadget show a few weeks back, great concept and looks a lot of fun too. Steve...:)
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