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  1. miraflores

    access to your personal health record

    Lucky for you then.:loll::loll::loll::thumbsup:
    Lucky for you then.:loll::loll::loll::thumbsup:
    Lucky for you then.:loll::loll::loll::thumbsup:
    Lucky for you then.:loll::loll::loll::thumbsup:
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  2. Phil A

    Zigs Garden & countryside TV Channel

    Well, this is where we started (on a different thread) So i'll stick this one on again for those who missed it first time round:)
    Well, this is where we started (on a different thread) So i'll stick this one on again for those who missed it first time round:)
    Well, this is where we started (on a different thread) So i'll stick this one on again for those who missed it first time round:)
    Well, this is where we started (on a different thread) So i'll stick this one on again for those who missed it first time round:)
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  3. miraflores

    dried vegetables

    How did you know about the Drought on Planet X ? Now there would be a good place to dry things:heehee:
    How did you know about the Drought on Planet X ? Now there would be a good place to dry things:heehee:
    How did you know about the Drought on Planet X ? Now there would be a good place to dry things:heehee:
    How did you know about the Drought on Planet X ? Now there would be a good place to dry things:heehee:
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  4. miraflores

    Katla

    A very good idea I think Dave.. Sad but better than losing all your money on your tickets..!
    A very good idea I think Dave.. Sad but better than losing all your money on your tickets..!
    A very good idea I think Dave.. Sad but better than losing all your money on your tickets..!
    A very good idea I think Dave.. Sad but better than losing all your money on your tickets..!
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  5. miraflores
    Like x 4

    ideal accessory for spoiled cats...

    Awww, lovely puss cat!!Val
    Awww, lovely puss cat!!Val
    Awww, lovely puss cat!!Val
    Awww, lovely puss cat!!Val
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  6. Bilbo675

    Happy Christmas Fergie ~ from Kenny

    :loll: Brilliant.! :loll:
    :loll: Brilliant.! :loll:
    :loll: Brilliant.! :loll:
    :loll: Brilliant.! :loll:
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  7. shiney
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  9. daitheplant
    Like x 7

    Headstones

    This is a memorial not a headstone, but each time that I see it, I get a reality check on life and how lucky I am. I spotted it many years ago whilst on holiday in Belgium. It's perched at the...
    This is a memorial not a headstone, but each time that I see it, I get a reality check on life and how lucky I am. I spotted it many years ago whilst on holiday in Belgium. It's perched at the top of hill in a small hamlet which contains a church, a school, a farm and one large house. I found...
    This is a memorial not a headstone, but each time that I see it, I get a reality check on life and how lucky I am. I spotted it many years ago whilst on holiday in Belgium. It's perched at the top of hill in a small hamlet which contains a...
    This is a memorial not a headstone, but each time that I see it, I get a reality check on life and how lucky I am. I spotted it many years ago whilst on holiday in Belgium. It's perched at the...
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  10. miraflores

    may I introduce you to...

    I have been told:heehee: Not a Trilby then, maybe a Stetson instead. Doctor Who - Series 6 Episode 1: The Impossible Astronaut - Stetsons Are Cool - YouTube
    I have been told:heehee: Not a Trilby then, maybe a Stetson instead. Doctor Who - Series 6 Episode 1: The Impossible Astronaut - Stetsons Are Cool - YouTube
    I have been told:heehee: Not a Trilby then, maybe a Stetson instead. Doctor Who - Series 6 Episode 1: The Impossible Astronaut - Stetsons Are Cool - YouTube
    I have been told:heehee: Not a Trilby then, maybe a Stetson instead. Doctor Who - Series 6 Episode 1: The Impossible Astronaut - Stetsons Are Cool - YouTube
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  11. ClaraLou
    Like x 9

    Wonders will never cease!

    Nice one! :dbgrtmb:
    Nice one! :dbgrtmb:
    Nice one! :dbgrtmb:
    Nice one! :dbgrtmb:
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  12. Sheal
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    Nativity!

    Reminded me of a really embarassing nativity my youngest daughters was in a a child, I had to make her a sheep costume, not a bad attempt but the staff at the nursery put it on her back to...
    Reminded me of a really embarassing nativity my youngest daughters was in a a child, I had to make her a sheep costume, not a bad attempt but the staff at the nursery put it on her back to front!!!!! with the tail at the front, luckily the poor kid was too young to realise :o.
    Reminded me of a really embarassing nativity my youngest daughters was in a a child, I had to make her a sheep costume, not a bad attempt but the staff at the nursery put it on her back to front!!!!! with the tail at the front, luckily the poor...
    Reminded me of a really embarassing nativity my youngest daughters was in a a child, I had to make her a sheep costume, not a bad attempt but the staff at the nursery put it on her back to...
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  13. music

    The things you find !!.

    When we moved into our bungalow seven years ago we found a box containing '70's 7in vinyl records, some of them being picture discs. I still haven't got round to finding out what they are worth. :)
    When we moved into our bungalow seven years ago we found a box containing '70's 7in vinyl records, some of them being picture discs. I still haven't got round to finding out what they are worth. :)
    When we moved into our bungalow seven years ago we found a box containing '70's 7in vinyl records, some of them being picture discs. I still haven't got round to finding out what they are worth. :)
    When we moved into our bungalow seven years ago we found a box containing '70's 7in vinyl records, some of them being picture discs. I still haven't got round to finding out what they are worth. :)
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  14. HYDROGEN86

    Who's looking forward to christmas???

    christmas day will be the same as last year and the previous years will BBQ a duck on the weber with charcoal .... wife will prepare the rest of the food on the stove ... old neighbours will...
    christmas day will be the same as last year and the previous years will BBQ a duck on the weber with charcoal .... wife will prepare the rest of the food on the stove ... old neighbours will give me dirty/strange looks and 'smirk'.... i will have loads of beers, some good whisky, some port...
    christmas day will be the same as last year and the previous years will BBQ a duck on the weber with charcoal .... wife will prepare the rest of the food on the stove ... old neighbours will give me dirty/strange looks and 'smirk'.... i will...
    christmas day will be the same as last year and the previous years will BBQ a duck on the weber with charcoal .... wife will prepare the rest of the food on the stove ... old neighbours will...
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  15. HYDROGEN86

    Church offers a helping hand during teacher strikes

    Too true, and please see my post 'Todays' strikes - Food for thought'
    Too true, and please see my post 'Todays' strikes - Food for thought'
    Too true, and please see my post 'Todays' strikes - Food for thought'
    Too true, and please see my post 'Todays' strikes - Food for thought'
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  16. MichaelJohn

    Any one for a Yoghurt ? ..

    That about the ketchup I think should have been reported not only for compensation for you but for the dangerously low level of safety standards. You have been very lucky that you only had a...
    That about the ketchup I think should have been reported not only for compensation for you but for the dangerously low level of safety standards. You have been very lucky that you only had a small cut! Regarding the mouse I suppose I would have probably taken the free products for one year...
    That about the ketchup I think should have been reported not only for compensation for you but for the dangerously low level of safety standards. You have been very lucky that you only had a small cut! Regarding the mouse I suppose I would...
    That about the ketchup I think should have been reported not only for compensation for you but for the dangerously low level of safety standards. You have been very lucky that you only had a...
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  17. HYDROGEN86

    Michael Jackson trial

    According to doctor Murray he never received any payment for working for jacko as he was skint. (although can't see him complaining about that now) I'm sorry though Jack I don't agree that It's...
    According to doctor Murray he never received any payment for working for jacko as he was skint. (although can't see him complaining about that now) I'm sorry though Jack I don't agree that It's jackos fault he is dead read daisies post hehe If I beg my doctor for some narcotics he would...
    According to doctor Murray he never received any payment for working for jacko as he was skint. (although can't see him complaining about that now) I'm sorry though Jack I don't agree that It's jackos fault he is dead read daisies post hehe...
    According to doctor Murray he never received any payment for working for jacko as he was skint. (although can't see him complaining about that now) I'm sorry though Jack I don't agree that It's...
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  18. borrowers
    Like x 3

    Big, big sorry

    Nice To See You Back Sandra :). It's Been Some Time Since We Had The Pleasure Of Your Company.:dbgrtmb:.
    Nice To See You Back Sandra :). It's Been Some Time Since We Had The Pleasure Of Your Company.:dbgrtmb:.
    Nice To See You Back Sandra :). It's Been Some Time Since We Had The Pleasure Of Your Company.:dbgrtmb:.
    Nice To See You Back Sandra :). It's Been Some Time Since We Had The Pleasure Of Your Company.:dbgrtmb:.
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  19. miraflores

    trowbridge

    :dbgrtmb:What a great name, must be something to do with sheep / wool I guess?No I was wrong, out of curiosity I googled it: “The name of the village is a local curiosity, as its pronunciation...
    :dbgrtmb:What a great name, must be something to do with sheep / wool I guess?No I was wrong, out of curiosity I googled it: “The name of the village is a local curiosity, as its pronunciation (and occasional spelling) differs from what one might expect. On local signs, the village is sometimes...
    :dbgrtmb:What a great name, must be something to do with sheep / wool I guess?No I was wrong, out of curiosity I googled it: “The name of the village is a local curiosity, as its pronunciation (and occasional spelling) differs from what one might...
    :dbgrtmb:What a great name, must be something to do with sheep / wool I guess?No I was wrong, out of curiosity I googled it: “The name of the village is a local curiosity, as its pronunciation...
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  20. MichaelJohn
    Like x 7

    A Friday Funny

    Just back from the potting shed :D Nice one Michael :dbgrtmb: Here's a link to an old thread
    Just back from the potting shed :D Nice one Michael :dbgrtmb: Here's a link to an old thread
    Just back from the potting shed :D Nice one Michael :dbgrtmb: Here's a link to an old thread
    Just back from the potting shed :D Nice one Michael :dbgrtmb: Here's a link to an old thread
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