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  1. clueless1

    Boxing Day Dip - Training

    Thanks for the tips and encouragement.I have a bit of blubber already, so I guess that part is sorted.Goose fat is a good tip. Years ago my dad used to do it every year. One year he covered...
    Thanks for the tips and encouragement.I have a bit of blubber already, so I guess that part is sorted.Goose fat is a good tip. Years ago my dad used to do it every year. One year he covered himself in Firey Jack (a predecessor to Deep Heat). It back fired (excuse the pun). He said it was as...
    Thanks for the tips and encouragement.I have a bit of blubber already, so I guess that part is sorted.Goose fat is a good tip. Years ago my dad used to do it every year. One year he covered himself in Firey Jack (a predecessor to Deep Heat)....
    Thanks for the tips and encouragement.I have a bit of blubber already, so I guess that part is sorted.Goose fat is a good tip. Years ago my dad used to do it every year. One year he covered...
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  2. PeterS

    Global Debt

    All this proves to me is that the so called debt is acually "pie in the sky".Its never going to be paid back, so why sould Joe public be bothered.I'm begining to think that now global...
    All this proves to me is that the so called debt is acually "pie in the sky".Its never going to be paid back, so why sould Joe public be bothered.I'm begining to think that now global warming/climate change has run out of steam and most people dont give a hoot, the next best way of screwing...
    All this proves to me is that the so called debt is acually "pie in the sky".Its never going to be paid back, so why sould Joe public be bothered.I'm begining to think that now global warming/climate change has run out of steam and most...
    All this proves to me is that the so called debt is acually "pie in the sky".Its never going to be paid back, so why sould Joe public be bothered.I'm begining to think that now global...
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  3. shiney
    Like x 10

    Welcome To London For The Olympics

    ARMANDII, the fishing would be good if you could get to the water. The seas are always fairly rough with little access. There's no safe access on Devil's Island and on the Iles de Royale the...
    ARMANDII, the fishing would be good if you could get to the water. The seas are always fairly rough with little access. There's no safe access on Devil's Island and on the Iles de Royale the only access is this naturally formed 'swimming pool' (helped a little by man with a stone wall put...
    ARMANDII, the fishing would be good if you could get to the water. The seas are always fairly rough with little access. There's no safe access on Devil's Island and on the Iles de Royale the only access is this naturally formed 'swimming...
    ARMANDII, the fishing would be good if you could get to the water. The seas are always fairly rough with little access. There's no safe access on Devil's Island and on the Iles de Royale the...
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  4. clueless1
    Like x 3

    More EU doom - made me laugh though

    My employers are reducing the IT guys by 80% sending the IT to India They are now asking the IT guys on site to train some of us in basic IT skills I hope the IT guys on site are bright enough to...
    My employers are reducing the IT guys by 80% sending the IT to India They are now asking the IT guys on site to train some of us in basic IT skills I hope the IT guys on site are bright enough to realise once paper pushers on pennies per week, can do some of their work, they will be next to go ...
    My employers are reducing the IT guys by 80% sending the IT to India They are now asking the IT guys on site to train some of us in basic IT skills I hope the IT guys on site are bright enough to realise once paper pushers on pennies per week,...
    My employers are reducing the IT guys by 80% sending the IT to India They are now asking the IT guys on site to train some of us in basic IT skills I hope the IT guys on site are bright enough to...
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  5. shiney
    Like x 4

    The Recession In The USA

    The recession in the USA has hit everybody really hard… My neighbour got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can’t afford batteries. ...
    The recession in the USA has hit everybody really hard… My neighbour got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can’t afford batteries. CEO’s are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. A stripper was...
    The recession in the USA has hit everybody really hard… My neighbour got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can’t afford batteries. CEO’s are now playing miniature golf. ...
    The recession in the USA has hit everybody really hard… My neighbour got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can’t afford batteries. ...
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  6. music
    Like x 4

    Another two !

    I learned to drive at 14. We were limited to daytime only until 16 and then got a full license. Was great for me back then but sounds pretty frightening now........
    I learned to drive at 14. We were limited to daytime only until 16 and then got a full license. Was great for me back then but sounds pretty frightening now........
    I learned to drive at 14. We were limited to daytime only until 16 and then got a full license. Was great for me back then but sounds pretty frightening now........
    I learned to drive at 14. We were limited to daytime only until 16 and then got a full license. Was great for me back then but sounds pretty frightening now........
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  7. ClaraLou

    Police 'Intelligence' is not all it's cracked up to be

    Reminds me of The Freak Brothers Comic where the cop goes to pieces after his car was wrecked & then forgets who he was.:heehee:
    Reminds me of The Freak Brothers Comic where the cop goes to pieces after his car was wrecked & then forgets who he was.:heehee:
    Reminds me of The Freak Brothers Comic where the cop goes to pieces after his car was wrecked & then forgets who he was.:heehee:
    Reminds me of The Freak Brothers Comic where the cop goes to pieces after his car was wrecked & then forgets who he was.:heehee:
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  8. Kandy

    Happy Birthday Bloominggood

    Thank you everyone Really kind of you It was a quiet event with a few prezzies BG
    Thank you everyone Really kind of you It was a quiet event with a few prezzies BG
    Thank you everyone Really kind of you It was a quiet event with a few prezzies BG
    Thank you everyone Really kind of you It was a quiet event with a few prezzies BG
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  9. shiney
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    A Simple Explanation Of The Current Economic Situation

    The only times I have suffered from a hangover was during my stay in Denmark and drinking too much Tuborg from the bottle.:loll::loll::cool:
    The only times I have suffered from a hangover was during my stay in Denmark and drinking too much Tuborg from the bottle.:loll::loll::cool:
    The only times I have suffered from a hangover was during my stay in Denmark and drinking too much Tuborg from the bottle.:loll::loll::cool:
    The only times I have suffered from a hangover was during my stay in Denmark and drinking too much Tuborg from the bottle.:loll::loll::cool:
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  10. Axl

    Tron Motorbike

    It just made Willow explode:D
    It just made Willow explode:D
    It just made Willow explode:D
    It just made Willow explode:D
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  11. capney
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    104 today

    Someone elderly (88 yrs) that i visit quite frequently drinks a litre of whiskey each day. He went into hospital (unrelated incident) recently and it was discovered that he had a tumour, in his...
    Someone elderly (88 yrs) that i visit quite frequently drinks a litre of whiskey each day. He went into hospital (unrelated incident) recently and it was discovered that he had a tumour, in his bladder, the size of a golf ball. It was operated on and he's back at home but ....... he now can't...
    Someone elderly (88 yrs) that i visit quite frequently drinks a litre of whiskey each day. He went into hospital (unrelated incident) recently and it was discovered that he had a tumour, in his bladder, the size of a golf ball. It was operated on...
    Someone elderly (88 yrs) that i visit quite frequently drinks a litre of whiskey each day. He went into hospital (unrelated incident) recently and it was discovered that he had a tumour, in his...
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  12. Bilbo675

    Wilko's Bulb Sale

    Now 75% off, real bargain time :thumb:
    Now 75% off, real bargain time :thumb:
    Now 75% off, real bargain time :thumb:
    Now 75% off, real bargain time :thumb:
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  13. strongylodon

    Broadband cock up again.

    Getting there Ziggy, lots to do, as there usually is with a new place.:thumb:Axl, i've been with Freeserve/Wannado/Orange for many years, never had a problem except these two occassions both due...
    Getting there Ziggy, lots to do, as there usually is with a new place.:thumb:Axl, i've been with Freeserve/Wannado/Orange for many years, never had a problem except these two occassions both due to reconnecting.
    Getting there Ziggy, lots to do, as there usually is with a new place.:thumb:Axl, i've been with Freeserve/Wannado/Orange for many years, never had a problem except these two occassions both due to reconnecting.
    Getting there Ziggy, lots to do, as there usually is with a new place.:thumb:Axl, i've been with Freeserve/Wannado/Orange for many years, never had a problem except these two occassions both due...
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  14. Val..

    Gareth Malone

    Talking of Molly Malone. :D Shticks Of One And A Half Dozen Of The Other - Allan Sherman - YouTube
    Talking of Molly Malone. :D Shticks Of One And A Half Dozen Of The Other - Allan Sherman - YouTube
    Talking of Molly Malone. :D Shticks Of One And A Half Dozen Of The Other - Allan Sherman - YouTube
    Talking of Molly Malone. :D Shticks Of One And A Half Dozen Of The Other - Allan Sherman - YouTube
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  15. Louise D

    Mastermind

    I think it was - and is still ! You cheeky wotsit :catapult: :D :D
    I think it was - and is still ! You cheeky wotsit :catapult: :D :D
    I think it was - and is still ! You cheeky wotsit :catapult: :D :D
    I think it was - and is still ! You cheeky wotsit :catapult: :D :D
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  16. Aesculus

    Price discrepancies on UK and US Amazon!

    Only avalaible on ebay from the U.S. for £25.25 - and I got it from Amazon.com for £18.30. Ebay isn't always the cheapest option.
    Only avalaible on ebay from the U.S. for £25.25 - and I got it from Amazon.com for £18.30. Ebay isn't always the cheapest option.
    Only avalaible on ebay from the U.S. for £25.25 - and I got it from Amazon.com for £18.30. Ebay isn't always the cheapest option.
    Only avalaible on ebay from the U.S. for £25.25 - and I got it from Amazon.com for £18.30. Ebay isn't always the cheapest option.
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  17. Phil A

    Happy Birthday Leafos

    Happy Birthday Leafos!!!
    Happy Birthday Leafos!!!
    Happy Birthday Leafos!!!
    Happy Birthday Leafos!!!
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  18. Phil A

    Latest purchase

    Good call Dim, Used breadcrumbs, whole egg, water, crayfish, fish seasoning & pepper. Fried them up as faggots, delicious, really fishy:dbgrtmb:
    Good call Dim, Used breadcrumbs, whole egg, water, crayfish, fish seasoning & pepper. Fried them up as faggots, delicious, really fishy:dbgrtmb:
    Good call Dim, Used breadcrumbs, whole egg, water, crayfish, fish seasoning & pepper. Fried them up as faggots, delicious, really fishy:dbgrtmb:
    Good call Dim, Used breadcrumbs, whole egg, water, crayfish, fish seasoning & pepper. Fried them up as faggots, delicious, really fishy:dbgrtmb:
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  19. miraflores

    what do you think of this plant?

    Hi Bilbo, I've been out there and taken off some of the seed pods. They're very squishy (technical gardening term :heehee:) and difficult to get off the stems. So they now look like squashed...
    Hi Bilbo, I've been out there and taken off some of the seed pods. They're very squishy (technical gardening term :heehee:) and difficult to get off the stems. So they now look like squashed blackberries. I'm working on getting the seeds out of the squish :dbgrtmb: so send me your address in a PM and I'll...
    Hi Bilbo, I've been out there and taken off some of the seed pods. They're very squishy (technical gardening term :heehee:) and difficult to get off the stems. So they now look like squashed blackberries. I'm working on getting the seeds out of the...
    Hi Bilbo, I've been out there and taken off some of the seed pods. They're very squishy (technical gardening term :heehee:) and difficult to get off the stems. So they now look like squashed...
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  20. chitting kaz
    Like x 3

    why home grown is best !

    Reminds me of a time I was out drinking with my best mate and a group of people we know, and this one lad with us fell asleep at a table, and someone (we weren't with) was sick in their drink and...
    Reminds me of a time I was out drinking with my best mate and a group of people we know, and this one lad with us fell asleep at a table, and someone (we weren't with) was sick in their drink and put it on the table next to his. The lad we know woke up, and picked up the cup of sick and drank...
    Reminds me of a time I was out drinking with my best mate and a group of people we know, and this one lad with us fell asleep at a table, and someone (we weren't with) was sick in their drink and put it on the table next to his. The lad we know...
    Reminds me of a time I was out drinking with my best mate and a group of people we know, and this one lad with us fell asleep at a table, and someone (we weren't with) was sick in their drink and...
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