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  1. The Muppet Show

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  1. Kathy3

    posts

    If you look under your latest posting you will see 'posts' followed by your total number of posts
    If you look under your latest posting you will see 'posts' followed by your total number of posts
    If you look under your latest posting you will see 'posts' followed by your total number of posts
    If you look under your latest posting you will see 'posts' followed by your total number of posts
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  2. roders

    Four Candles.

    yes I was expecting fork handles! very nice all the same though roders, but humout of four K handles also keesp us going.
    yes I was expecting fork handles! very nice all the same though roders, but humout of four K handles also keesp us going.
    yes I was expecting fork handles! very nice all the same though roders, but humout of four K handles also keesp us going.
    yes I was expecting fork handles! very nice all the same though roders, but humout of four K handles also keesp us going.
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  3. Gillypetunia

    Tile Paint

    Found this thread useful as I am about to set about painting my bathroom tiles. :eek:
    Found this thread useful as I am about to set about painting my bathroom tiles. :eek:
    Found this thread useful as I am about to set about painting my bathroom tiles. :eek:
    Found this thread useful as I am about to set about painting my bathroom tiles. :eek:
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  4. dancing queen

    bathroom

    Blimey, looks a bit drastic! Sure it'll be worth it when it's done though. I'm having my kitchen and bathroom roof replaced soon hopefully, really looking forward to that too (not) although...
    Blimey, looks a bit drastic! Sure it'll be worth it when it's done though. I'm having my kitchen and bathroom roof replaced soon hopefully, really looking forward to that too (not) although it'll be nice when it doesn't leak :D I'd love to learn to do plastering - it's one of those things...
    Blimey, looks a bit drastic! Sure it'll be worth it when it's done though. I'm having my kitchen and bathroom roof replaced soon hopefully, really looking forward to that too (not) although it'll be nice when it doesn't leak :D I'd love to...
    Blimey, looks a bit drastic! Sure it'll be worth it when it's done though. I'm having my kitchen and bathroom roof replaced soon hopefully, really looking forward to that too (not) although...
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  5. roders

    Five minutes of your time.

    ...Let's hope they are roders..
    ...Let's hope they are roders..
    ...Let's hope they are roders..
    ...Let's hope they are roders..
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  6. tiggs&oscar

    Plastic Shopping Bags

    SNAP! i always re use carriers as bin liners but i did buy a tesco black bag and i get points for re using it :)have you noticed the bags you get now are so weak they split so you need to actually...
    SNAP! i always re use carriers as bin liners but i did buy a tesco black bag and i get points for re using it :)have you noticed the bags you get now are so weak they split so you need to actually double bag them? that doesnt make sense.
    SNAP! i always re use carriers as bin liners but i did buy a tesco black bag and i get points for re using it :)have you noticed the bags you get now are so weak they split so you need to actually double bag them? that doesnt make sense.
    SNAP! i always re use carriers as bin liners but i did buy a tesco black bag and i get points for re using it :)have you noticed the bags you get now are so weak they split so you need to actually...
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  7. dancing queen

    windsor castle

    lovely photos dancing queen
    lovely photos dancing queen
    lovely photos dancing queen
    lovely photos dancing queen
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  8. Victoria

    Accident

    Hi Sarah. I agree with you. I worked in criminal/personal injury law in the States for ten years and, believe me, there were horrific accidents.I can cope with blood and gore, as you...
    Hi Sarah. I agree with you. I worked in criminal/personal injury law in the States for ten years and, believe me, there were horrific accidents.I can cope with blood and gore, as you obviously can ... you have to be around it to know it and it not bother you. Someone has to deal with it.
    Hi Sarah. I agree with you. I worked in criminal/personal injury law in the States for ten years and, believe me, there were horrific accidents.I can cope with blood and gore, as you obviously can ... you have to be around it to know it and...
    Hi Sarah. I agree with you. I worked in criminal/personal injury law in the States for ten years and, believe me, there were horrific accidents.I can cope with blood and gore, as you...
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  9. jjordie

    Isopropyl

    Thanks Gogs - will call in on my next shopping trip!
    Thanks Gogs - will call in on my next shopping trip!
    Thanks Gogs - will call in on my next shopping trip!
    Thanks Gogs - will call in on my next shopping trip!
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  10. Sarah_999

    Amazing!

    You're so right Fran - watching a little purple human fight to get that first breath in and then out again as a wail is awesome! What a sense of relief that brings as you realise nothing is going...
    You're so right Fran - watching a little purple human fight to get that first breath in and then out again as a wail is awesome! What a sense of relief that brings as you realise nothing is going wrong!
    You're so right Fran - watching a little purple human fight to get that first breath in and then out again as a wail is awesome! What a sense of relief that brings as you realise nothing is going wrong!
    You're so right Fran - watching a little purple human fight to get that first breath in and then out again as a wail is awesome! What a sense of relief that brings as you realise nothing is going...
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  11. UsedtobeDendy

    RHS survey

    If I want to look for something on the RHS site, I google 'RHS weigela' or whatever. This usually brings up a direct reference. I also have most of the RHS reference books, much used.
    If I want to look for something on the RHS site, I google 'RHS weigela' or whatever. This usually brings up a direct reference. I also have most of the RHS reference books, much used.
    If I want to look for something on the RHS site, I google 'RHS weigela' or whatever. This usually brings up a direct reference. I also have most of the RHS reference books, much used.
    If I want to look for something on the RHS site, I google 'RHS weigela' or whatever. This usually brings up a direct reference. I also have most of the RHS reference books, much used.
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  12. Banana Man

    BM: "I Polish My Car"

    Jungle reflections, stripping my scooby for parts to sell and I liked this sales shot :D
    Jungle reflections, stripping my scooby for parts to sell and I liked this sales shot :D
    Jungle reflections, stripping my scooby for parts to sell and I liked this sales shot :D
    Jungle reflections, stripping my scooby for parts to sell and I liked this sales shot :D
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  13. Webmaster

    Just had an Email ........ FAO women of the site.

    i'd have to go with the urban myth theory on this too, but still, avoid it if it runs in your family, you never do know. And dont drink cows milk, choose soya instead!
    i'd have to go with the urban myth theory on this too, but still, avoid it if it runs in your family, you never do know. And dont drink cows milk, choose soya instead!
    i'd have to go with the urban myth theory on this too, but still, avoid it if it runs in your family, you never do know. And dont drink cows milk, choose soya instead!
    i'd have to go with the urban myth theory on this too, but still, avoid it if it runs in your family, you never do know. And dont drink cows milk, choose soya instead!
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  14. Gogs

    Worth a look (Paul Potts)

    Can't believe any parents would be stupid enough to parade their 6 year old on telly in light of the depraved society we live in,not only the telly but the internet then Cowell is at the ready to...
    Can't believe any parents would be stupid enough to parade their 6 year old on telly in light of the depraved society we live in,not only the telly but the internet then Cowell is at the ready to sign her up, let the child grow up normally if she likes singing let her sing with her friends...
    Can't believe any parents would be stupid enough to parade their 6 year old on telly in light of the depraved society we live in,not only the telly but the internet then Cowell is at the ready to sign her up, let the child grow up normally if she...
    Can't believe any parents would be stupid enough to parade their 6 year old on telly in light of the depraved society we live in,not only the telly but the internet then Cowell is at the ready to...
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  15. Gogs

    "GLASTONBURY 2007"

    Watch out for "Rose Kemp" the daughter of Maddie Prior (of Steeleye Span fame )friend & former neighbour of mine.
    Watch out for "Rose Kemp" the daughter of Maddie Prior (of Steeleye Span fame )friend & former neighbour of mine.
    Watch out for "Rose Kemp" the daughter of Maddie Prior (of Steeleye Span fame )friend & former neighbour of mine.
    Watch out for "Rose Kemp" the daughter of Maddie Prior (of Steeleye Span fame )friend & former neighbour of mine.
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  16. miraflores

    Gianna Nannini - concert

    Hi - i just want to "introduce" this Italian singer, which will be holding a concert in London soon:http://www.giannanannini.com/
    Hi - i just want to "introduce" this Italian singer, which will be holding a concert in London soon:http://www.giannanannini.com/
    Hi - i just want to "introduce" this Italian singer, which will be holding a concert in London soon:http://www.giannanannini.com/
    Hi - i just want to "introduce" this Italian singer, which will be holding a concert in London soon:http://www.giannanannini.com/
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  17. duckyjuk

    cleaning stainless steel?

    I was told by a very experienced cleaner who works in a hospital that leaving a thin film of oil (olive etc) helps to protect the surface. ;) Hope that is of help to you
    I was told by a very experienced cleaner who works in a hospital that leaving a thin film of oil (olive etc) helps to protect the surface. ;) Hope that is of help to you
    I was told by a very experienced cleaner who works in a hospital that leaving a thin film of oil (olive etc) helps to protect the surface. ;) Hope that is of help to you
    I was told by a very experienced cleaner who works in a hospital that leaving a thin film of oil (olive etc) helps to protect the surface. ;) Hope that is of help to you
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  18. pip

    Post Office charges.

    Yes, they're all at it, ripping away at other people's money.I wonder if the new charging system was designed with a mind to confusing people and, thereby, generating more lucre for the PO. Having...
    Yes, they're all at it, ripping away at other people's money.I wonder if the new charging system was designed with a mind to confusing people and, thereby, generating more lucre for the PO. Having once paid to pick up an unstamped letter to find that it was just an advertisement for an Indian...
    Yes, they're all at it, ripping away at other people's money.I wonder if the new charging system was designed with a mind to confusing people and, thereby, generating more lucre for the PO. Having once paid to pick up an unstamped letter to find...
    Yes, they're all at it, ripping away at other people's money.I wonder if the new charging system was designed with a mind to confusing people and, thereby, generating more lucre for the PO. Having...
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  19. dancing queen

    painting and decorating

    Well, rosa, I wouldn't be doing it in the winter here either, and you guys seem to be lingering there ... it's usually 20 degrees or more when I shower, as it will be tonight. :D :D
    Well, rosa, I wouldn't be doing it in the winter here either, and you guys seem to be lingering there ... it's usually 20 degrees or more when I shower, as it will be tonight. :D :D
    Well, rosa, I wouldn't be doing it in the winter here either, and you guys seem to be lingering there ... it's usually 20 degrees or more when I shower, as it will be tonight. :D :D
    Well, rosa, I wouldn't be doing it in the winter here either, and you guys seem to be lingering there ... it's usually 20 degrees or more when I shower, as it will be tonight. :D :D
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  20. Tropical Oasis

    censored

    Why, is one cold and the other a prize winner?You can always put your own * in or a space as cr*p or cr ap :eek:that way it doesn't destroy things completely.
    Why, is one cold and the other a prize winner?You can always put your own * in or a space as cr*p or cr ap :eek:that way it doesn't destroy things completely.
    Why, is one cold and the other a prize winner?You can always put your own * in or a space as cr*p or cr ap :eek:that way it doesn't destroy things completely.
    Why, is one cold and the other a prize winner?You can always put your own * in or a space as cr*p or cr ap :eek:that way it doesn't destroy things completely.
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