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  1. shiney
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    Elections On Thursday

    Do you need a special salt mill ? :heehee:
    Do you need a special salt mill ? :heehee:
    Do you need a special salt mill ? :heehee:
    Do you need a special salt mill ? :heehee:
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  2. Darren hill

    Red Robin Tree

    Please help we have 4 Red Robin Trees that look like they are dying. Can someone please give me some advice on what I can do .
    Please help we have 4 Red Robin Trees that look like they are dying. Can someone please give me some advice on what I can do .
    Please help we have 4 Red Robin Trees that look like they are dying. Can someone please give me some advice on what I can do .
    Please help we have 4 Red Robin Trees that look like they are dying. Can someone please give me some advice on what I can do .
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  3. Fat Controller
    Friendly x 16

    Apologies for a bit of an absence...

    Sorry FC, I've only just seen this. I take time out of GC for a while and you get yourself into bother while I'm gone. :doh:It's been a scary time for you but I hope you are feeling much better now...
    Sorry FC, I've only just seen this. I take time out of GC for a while and you get yourself into bother while I'm gone. :doh:It's been a scary time for you but I hope you are feeling much better now and doing as you're told and resting up. Fletch will help keep you in order I'm sure. :)I won't be...
    Sorry FC, I've only just seen this. I take time out of GC for a while and you get yourself into bother while I'm gone. :doh:It's been a scary time for you but I hope you are feeling much better now and doing as you're told and resting up. Fletch will...
    Sorry FC, I've only just seen this. I take time out of GC for a while and you get yourself into bother while I'm gone. :doh:It's been a scary time for you but I hope you are feeling much better now...
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  4. Fat Controller
    Like x 13

    A Happy Announcment!

    I'm late seeing this not having logged in for a few days.Congratulations JWK and Loofah, you're both well suited to the job in hand. :dbgrtmb:
    I'm late seeing this not having logged in for a few days.Congratulations JWK and Loofah, you're both well suited to the job in hand. :dbgrtmb:
    I'm late seeing this not having logged in for a few days.Congratulations JWK and Loofah, you're both well suited to the job in hand. :dbgrtmb:
    I'm late seeing this not having logged in for a few days.Congratulations JWK and Loofah, you're both well suited to the job in hand. :dbgrtmb:
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  5. pete

    Thermostats

    I thought it had a liquid in it as well, but nothing came out.
    I thought it had a liquid in it as well, but nothing came out.
    I thought it had a liquid in it as well, but nothing came out.
    I thought it had a liquid in it as well, but nothing came out.
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  6. Logan

    what music are you listening to

    Thank you @Nikolaos didn't notice that one.
    Thank you @Nikolaos didn't notice that one.
    Thank you @Nikolaos didn't notice that one.
    Thank you @Nikolaos didn't notice that one.
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  7. Fat Controller
    Friendly x 35

    ANNOUNCEMENT - Deeply Sad News

    As has been mentioned in notices, Eddy's chosen charity was Motor Neurone Disease Association. Whilst there is no specific fundraising link (sadly all of these justgiving/gofundme type things all...
    As has been mentioned in notices, Eddy's chosen charity was Motor Neurone Disease Association. Whilst there is no specific fundraising link (sadly all of these justgiving/gofundme type things all take a cut of any monies raised), if you wish you can make a donation in Eddy's memory by following...
    As has been mentioned in notices, Eddy's chosen charity was Motor Neurone Disease Association. Whilst there is no specific fundraising link (sadly all of these justgiving/gofundme type things all take a cut of any monies raised), if you wish you...
    As has been mentioned in notices, Eddy's chosen charity was Motor Neurone Disease Association. Whilst there is no specific fundraising link (sadly all of these justgiving/gofundme type things all...
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  8. Michael Hewett

    Problem

    Thinking about it, it would have been a waste of your time if you had taken it to the shop.
    Thinking about it, it would have been a waste of your time if you had taken it to the shop.
    Thinking about it, it would have been a waste of your time if you had taken it to the shop.
    Thinking about it, it would have been a waste of your time if you had taken it to the shop.
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  9. Upsydaisy

    Happy Birthday liliana !!

    Happy belated birthday !
    Happy belated birthday !
    Happy belated birthday !
    Happy belated birthday !
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  10. shiney
    Like x 5

    RNLI Sand Sculpture

    Very nice indeed
    Very nice indeed
    Very nice indeed
    Very nice indeed
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  11. JWK
    Funny x 6

    Gardening during lockdown

    During lockdown I took the opportunity to rearrange the plants in alphabetic order.My neighbour looked over the fence and said, "I don't know where you find the time."I said, "It's next to the...
    During lockdown I took the opportunity to rearrange the plants in alphabetic order.My neighbour looked over the fence and said, "I don't know where you find the time."I said, "It's next to the sage."
    During lockdown I took the opportunity to rearrange the plants in alphabetic order.My neighbour looked over the fence and said, "I don't know where you find the time."I said, "It's next to the sage."
    During lockdown I took the opportunity to rearrange the plants in alphabetic order.My neighbour looked over the fence and said, "I don't know where you find the time."I said, "It's next to the...
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  12. Logan
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  13. Purple Streaks

    Eddy statu

    No nothing was said, the thread ended with it being due to arrive in 3weeks time, but sadly we never got to see it.:sad: I read through the whole thread last week too.
    No nothing was said, the thread ended with it being due to arrive in 3weeks time, but sadly we never got to see it.:sad: I read through the whole thread last week too.
    No nothing was said, the thread ended with it being due to arrive in 3weeks time, but sadly we never got to see it.:sad: I read through the whole thread last week too.
    No nothing was said, the thread ended with it being due to arrive in 3weeks time, but sadly we never got to see it.:sad: I read through the whole thread last week too.
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  14. Fat Controller

    Any builders in the house?

    At lease you now where the damp was geting in, hopefully all sorted :dbgrtmb:
    At lease you now where the damp was geting in, hopefully all sorted :dbgrtmb:
    At lease you now where the damp was geting in, hopefully all sorted :dbgrtmb:
    At lease you now where the damp was geting in, hopefully all sorted :dbgrtmb:
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  15. Fat Controller
    Like x 8

    Raising a glass to our Armandii

    Armandii taking a picture of me in Shineyland: not very ladylike !!and, at the same time me taking a picture of ArmandiiHad such fun there that year...Jenny namaste
    Armandii taking a picture of me in Shineyland: not very ladylike !!and, at the same time me taking a picture of ArmandiiHad such fun there that year...Jenny namaste
    Armandii taking a picture of me in Shineyland: not very ladylike !!and, at the same time me taking a picture of ArmandiiHad such fun there that year...Jenny namaste
    Armandii taking a picture of me in Shineyland: not very ladylike !!and, at the same time me taking a picture of ArmandiiHad such fun there that year...Jenny namaste
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  16. Upsydaisy

    Feliz Aniversario Vicky!!

    Thank you Clive, roders and Perki for the good wishes. Vxx
    Thank you Clive, roders and Perki for the good wishes. Vxx
    Thank you Clive, roders and Perki for the good wishes. Vxx
    Thank you Clive, roders and Perki for the good wishes. Vxx
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  17. pete

    Redecorating

    I understand you can't take anything with you after you die. That's why my parents decided to buy a new kitchen after they retired instead of "using up" the old one. So instead of raising the...
    I understand you can't take anything with you after you die. That's why my parents decided to buy a new kitchen after they retired instead of "using up" the old one. So instead of raising the houses value shortly before they die, they wanted to experience the joy of a new kitchen for the years...
    I understand you can't take anything with you after you die. That's why my parents decided to buy a new kitchen after they retired instead of "using up" the old one. So instead of raising the houses value shortly before they die, they wanted to...
    I understand you can't take anything with you after you die. That's why my parents decided to buy a new kitchen after they retired instead of "using up" the old one. So instead of raising the...
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  18. Jiffy
    Like x 5

    The kindnest of people

    Our road has been closed from 9th April and was to open on 21th, well they are still digging, so we haven't been going out, so today we had to go out and we was hoping to be able to get back home...
    Our road has been closed from 9th April and was to open on 21th, well they are still digging, so we haven't been going out, so today we had to go out and we was hoping to be able to get back home before they started digging again! We didn't get back early enough so road shut, we sat there for a...
    Our road has been closed from 9th April and was to open on 21th, well they are still digging, so we haven't been going out, so today we had to go out and we was hoping to be able to get back home before they started digging again! We didn't get...
    Our road has been closed from 9th April and was to open on 21th, well they are still digging, so we haven't been going out, so today we had to go out and we was hoping to be able to get back home...
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  19. Selleri
    Funny x 5

    Pricking

    I've been there - I mean to the village! :whistle:
    I've been there - I mean to the village! :whistle:
    I've been there - I mean to the village! :whistle:
    I've been there - I mean to the village! :whistle:
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  20. lolimac

    Happy Birthday Jack McHammocklashing

    Happy Birthday @Jack McHammocklashing!
    Happy Birthday @Jack McHammocklashing!
    Happy Birthday @Jack McHammocklashing!
    Happy Birthday @Jack McHammocklashing!
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