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  1. chitting kaz

    stop simon's hit machine being no 1

    There's too many of these songs for it to work now.. just means we'll get a very weird looking top 40 chart, but unless you sell 550,000+ units, you won't be Christmas #1.And the Bookie's 4th...
    There's too many of these songs for it to work now.. just means we'll get a very weird looking top 40 chart, but unless you sell 550,000+ units, you won't be Christmas #1.And the Bookie's 4th favourite is Nirvana, which has just 72,000 fans on their FB group, and I bet most (like me) won't...
    There's too many of these songs for it to work now.. just means we'll get a very weird looking top 40 chart, but unless you sell 550,000+ units, you won't be Christmas #1.And the Bookie's 4th favourite is Nirvana, which has just 72,000 fans on...
    There's too many of these songs for it to work now.. just means we'll get a very weird looking top 40 chart, but unless you sell 550,000+ units, you won't be Christmas #1.And the Bookie's 4th...
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  2. Sheal

    Bob Dylan

    Thanks again everyone, I will check out what you have posted and let you know if any of these fit the bill! :)
    Thanks again everyone, I will check out what you have posted and let you know if any of these fit the bill! :)
    Thanks again everyone, I will check out what you have posted and let you know if any of these fit the bill! :)
    Thanks again everyone, I will check out what you have posted and let you know if any of these fit the bill! :)
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  3. Louise D

    Happy Birthday Floydie-Pink

    Happy Birthday Floydie!! Rock on!!!
    Happy Birthday Floydie!! Rock on!!!
    Happy Birthday Floydie!! Rock on!!!
    Happy Birthday Floydie!! Rock on!!!
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  4. Sheal

    High winds......

    You can't have it both ways Sheal, Science or Religion:heehee: THE NAZ BY THE WORD - PRODUCED BY JOHN SINCLAIR - YouTube
    You can't have it both ways Sheal, Science or Religion:heehee: THE NAZ BY THE WORD - PRODUCED BY JOHN SINCLAIR - YouTube
    You can't have it both ways Sheal, Science or Religion:heehee: THE NAZ BY THE WORD - PRODUCED BY JOHN SINCLAIR - YouTube
    You can't have it both ways Sheal, Science or Religion:heehee: THE NAZ BY THE WORD - PRODUCED BY JOHN SINCLAIR - YouTube
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  5. Sheal

    Black Rhino

    That is not good news Sheal. Hydrogen will have several words to say about this, so i'd better be ready.:(
    That is not good news Sheal. Hydrogen will have several words to say about this, so i'd better be ready.:(
    That is not good news Sheal. Hydrogen will have several words to say about this, so i'd better be ready.:(
    That is not good news Sheal. Hydrogen will have several words to say about this, so i'd better be ready.:(
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  6. Louise D
    Like x 6

    Satellite Pictures Of Earth

    Thanks Luise, I really enjoyed viewing that! Steve...:)
    Thanks Luise, I really enjoyed viewing that! Steve...:)
    Thanks Luise, I really enjoyed viewing that! Steve...:)
    Thanks Luise, I really enjoyed viewing that! Steve...:)
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  7. Trunky
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    Remembrance.

    Brave brave men :dbgrtmb: :sunny:
    Brave brave men :dbgrtmb: :sunny:
    Brave brave men :dbgrtmb: :sunny:
    Brave brave men :dbgrtmb: :sunny:
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  8. Jiffy
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    I.C.E Your phone

    I haven't got an I.C.E number!! No use phoning my Son in an emergency he is in Wales!! Yes I do have other family but none of them are speaking to me!!!! (I hope I look worried!!!!!!!!!!!) :stirpot: :hapfeet:Val
    I haven't got an I.C.E number!! No use phoning my Son in an emergency he is in Wales!! Yes I do have other family but none of them are speaking to me!!!! (I hope I look worried!!!!!!!!!!!) :stirpot: :hapfeet:Val
    I haven't got an I.C.E number!! No use phoning my Son in an emergency he is in Wales!! Yes I do have other family but none of them are speaking to me!!!! (I hope I look worried!!!!!!!!!!!) :stirpot: :hapfeet:Val
    I haven't got an I.C.E number!! No use phoning my Son in an emergency he is in Wales!! Yes I do have other family but none of them are speaking to me!!!! (I hope I look worried!!!!!!!!!!!) :stirpot: :hapfeet:Val
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  9. Phil A
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    Double Glazing Salesman

    Clueless, I had a similar conversation with the taxman. I'd filled in my tax return (always had to fill in tax returns as I was self-employed until 10 years ago when I retired) and added a note...
    Clueless, I had a similar conversation with the taxman. I'd filled in my tax return (always had to fill in tax returns as I was self-employed until 10 years ago when I retired) and added a note saying that filling in the return was wasting both our times as I didn't have enough income to pay...
    Clueless, I had a similar conversation with the taxman. I'd filled in my tax return (always had to fill in tax returns as I was self-employed until 10 years ago when I retired) and added a note saying that filling in the return was wasting both...
    Clueless, I had a similar conversation with the taxman. I'd filled in my tax return (always had to fill in tax returns as I was self-employed until 10 years ago when I retired) and added a note...
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  10. miraflores

    round bed versus traditional shaped beds

    *stands to applaud*Nice one Louise! :D
    *stands to applaud*Nice one Louise! :D
    *stands to applaud*Nice one Louise! :D
    *stands to applaud*Nice one Louise! :D
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  11. Kandy

    Cat Attack

    He seen the cravendale advert :D
    He seen the cravendale advert :D
    He seen the cravendale advert :D
    He seen the cravendale advert :D
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  12. simbad

    Nuisance Phone Calls

    when ever the phone rings at my house i have usually got 1 of 3 very willing grandbabies that always inform me " ME TALK GAMA" so when i ever i have a sales call i always obligue with which ever...
    when ever the phone rings at my house i have usually got 1 of 3 very willing grandbabies that always inform me " ME TALK GAMA" so when i ever i have a sales call i always obligue with which ever of my cuties happen to be asking for "ME TALK " and tell them to talk as long as they want, said...
    when ever the phone rings at my house i have usually got 1 of 3 very willing grandbabies that always inform me " ME TALK GAMA" so when i ever i have a sales call i always obligue with which ever of my cuties happen to be asking for "ME TALK " ...
    when ever the phone rings at my house i have usually got 1 of 3 very willing grandbabies that always inform me " ME TALK GAMA" so when i ever i have a sales call i always obligue with which ever...
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  13. MichaelJohn
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    Glass of wine any one ?

    That is so true . At my annual medical , they ask how much do I drink . I add all the beer I drink in a week, I ignore the wine as that is medicinal :WINK1: , then divide by 2 . I give them the...
    That is so true . At my annual medical , they ask how much do I drink . I add all the beer I drink in a week, I ignore the wine as that is medicinal :WINK1: , then divide by 2 . I give them the total , and they still look at me in horror saying that is far to much !:cry3: To reduce my drinking I will...
    That is so true . At my annual medical , they ask how much do I drink . I add all the beer I drink in a week, I ignore the wine as that is medicinal :WINK1: , then divide by 2 . I give them the total , and they still look at me in horror saying...
    That is so true . At my annual medical , they ask how much do I drink . I add all the beer I drink in a week, I ignore the wine as that is medicinal :WINK1: , then divide by 2 . I give them the...
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  14. Val..

    My message to Zara Tindall

    suppose it depends on who is pulling :cool:
    suppose it depends on who is pulling :cool:
    suppose it depends on who is pulling :cool:
    suppose it depends on who is pulling :cool:
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  15. alex-adam

    Down the Garden Path...Again..???

    I trade my pension money I have unit trusts in south africa in a company called Old Mutual I switch between Old Mutual gold and Old mutual money market unit trusts gold for the 'up' spikes...
    I trade my pension money I have unit trusts in south africa in a company called Old Mutual I switch between Old Mutual gold and Old mutual money market unit trusts gold for the 'up' spikes ... money market to keep safe when gold has peaked pretty easy to trade .... sell when it's nearly...
    I trade my pension money I have unit trusts in south africa in a company called Old Mutual I switch between Old Mutual gold and Old mutual money market unit trusts gold for the 'up' spikes ... money market to keep safe when gold has peaked ...
    I trade my pension money I have unit trusts in south africa in a company called Old Mutual I switch between Old Mutual gold and Old mutual money market unit trusts gold for the 'up' spikes...
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  16. Victoria

    For those who like surfing ...

    :) Hello HarryNazaré is above Lisboa near Leira, about 4+ hours from here. It is famous for it's surfing because of the waves being on the extreme West Coast.We don't get such down here but...
    :) Hello HarryNazaré is above Lisboa near Leira, about 4+ hours from here. It is famous for it's surfing because of the waves being on the extreme West Coast.We don't get such down here but Ferragudo (east of Praia da Rocha) is also noted for it's excellent surfing at various times of the year...
    :) Hello HarryNazaré is above Lisboa near Leira, about 4+ hours from here. It is famous for it's surfing because of the waves being on the extreme West Coast.We don't get such down here but Ferragudo (east of Praia da Rocha) is also noted for...
    :) Hello HarryNazaré is above Lisboa near Leira, about 4+ hours from here. It is famous for it's surfing because of the waves being on the extreme West Coast.We don't get such down here but...
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  17. shiney
    Like x 5

    Australian X Factor - Interesting Story

    What an inspiration and beautiful story ... it brings tears to my eyes with happiness and pride for this family. And he is so cute and talented as well. :love30:
    What an inspiration and beautiful story ... it brings tears to my eyes with happiness and pride for this family. And he is so cute and talented as well. :love30:
    What an inspiration and beautiful story ... it brings tears to my eyes with happiness and pride for this family. And he is so cute and talented as well. :love30:
    What an inspiration and beautiful story ... it brings tears to my eyes with happiness and pride for this family. And he is so cute and talented as well. :love30:
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  18. *dim*

    Beggining of the end of the EU?

    First of all they live with mamma until late years and then they tend to do things within the family. For example it is very common that the parents or grandparents live in an adjoining flat or...
    First of all they live with mamma until late years and then they tend to do things within the family. For example it is very common that the parents or grandparents live in an adjoining flat or in the same house on a different floor. So therefore I would expect that they also share the...
    First of all they live with mamma until late years and then they tend to do things within the family. For example it is very common that the parents or grandparents live in an adjoining flat or in the same house on a different floor. So...
    First of all they live with mamma until late years and then they tend to do things within the family. For example it is very common that the parents or grandparents live in an adjoining flat or...
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  19. miraflores

    tens machine

    If for some awefull reason I was in pain I would rather have some ketamine :D :D :dbgrtmb:
    If for some awefull reason I was in pain I would rather have some ketamine :D :D :dbgrtmb:
    If for some awefull reason I was in pain I would rather have some ketamine :D :D :dbgrtmb:
    If for some awefull reason I was in pain I would rather have some ketamine :D :D :dbgrtmb:
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  20. shiney
    Like x 4

    Maths Can Be Easy - A Nice Story

    It's a good system for people that have problems with multiplication because they can use the same method for everything. Although the first example is an easy one a lot of them couldn't multiply...
    It's a good system for people that have problems with multiplication because they can use the same method for everything. Although the first example is an easy one a lot of them couldn't multiply 17 by 3 so they would have to use the 'Peasant' method. Some of us are lucky that we have no...
    It's a good system for people that have problems with multiplication because they can use the same method for everything. Although the first example is an easy one a lot of them couldn't multiply 17 by 3 so they would have to use the 'Peasant'...
    It's a good system for people that have problems with multiplication because they can use the same method for everything. Although the first example is an easy one a lot of them couldn't multiply...
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