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  1. miraflores

    Nong Nooch gardens - Thailand

    Lovely gardens. I'd love to travel all round the world visiting gardens, but i doubt i'll every get that chance. I like the music, very relaxing at this time of night, especially after reading...
    Lovely gardens. I'd love to travel all round the world visiting gardens, but i doubt i'll every get that chance. I like the music, very relaxing at this time of night, especially after reading the spooky thread!
    Lovely gardens. I'd love to travel all round the world visiting gardens, but i doubt i'll every get that chance. I like the music, very relaxing at this time of night, especially after reading the spooky thread!
    Lovely gardens. I'd love to travel all round the world visiting gardens, but i doubt i'll every get that chance. I like the music, very relaxing at this time of night, especially after reading...
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  2. *dim*
    Like x 7

    It Pays to be Honest

    AND ? That is the way to be, pay as you go, buy what you can afford and do not get DEBT Only thing you have wrong is When you go to TESCO buy CAVA or TESCO's own champagne NOT DOM PERIGNON ...
    AND ? That is the way to be, pay as you go, buy what you can afford and do not get DEBT Only thing you have wrong is When you go to TESCO buy CAVA or TESCO's own champagne NOT DOM PERIGNON Do not believe all you see, All that glitters is not gold I know of one "Well orft" couple, they...
    AND ? That is the way to be, pay as you go, buy what you can afford and do not get DEBT Only thing you have wrong is When you go to TESCO buy CAVA or TESCO's own champagne NOT DOM PERIGNON Do not believe all you see, All that glitters is...
    AND ? That is the way to be, pay as you go, buy what you can afford and do not get DEBT Only thing you have wrong is When you go to TESCO buy CAVA or TESCO's own champagne NOT DOM PERIGNON ...
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  3. pete

    Red spots green spots

    We have a wooded walk 50yards from the house lots of the trees had yellow paint dots on them, for weeks then last week a lorry and cherry pickers arrived they lopped branches and general tidy up ...
    We have a wooded walk 50yards from the house lots of the trees had yellow paint dots on them, for weeks then last week a lorry and cherry pickers arrived they lopped branches and general tidy up Our local land thief (each year he moves his boundary fence two meters further into the wooded...
    We have a wooded walk 50yards from the house lots of the trees had yellow paint dots on them, for weeks then last week a lorry and cherry pickers arrived they lopped branches and general tidy up Our local land thief (each year he moves his...
    We have a wooded walk 50yards from the house lots of the trees had yellow paint dots on them, for weeks then last week a lorry and cherry pickers arrived they lopped branches and general tidy up ...
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  4. ClaraLou
    Like x 6

    Strangers In the Night ...

    I wonder whether it's the same one who used to greet the children at morning assembly with the immortal words: 'Be Theated'.
    I wonder whether it's the same one who used to greet the children at morning assembly with the immortal words: 'Be Theated'.
    I wonder whether it's the same one who used to greet the children at morning assembly with the immortal words: 'Be Theated'.
    I wonder whether it's the same one who used to greet the children at morning assembly with the immortal words: 'Be Theated'.
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  5. Phil A

    Happy Birthday Fonzie

    Happy birthday!! Hope you have a great day.
    Happy birthday!! Hope you have a great day.
    Happy birthday!! Hope you have a great day.
    Happy birthday!! Hope you have a great day.
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  6. Sheal

    Adam Lambert!

    Yes true, but Marc IMHO has a much better voice akin to FM Jack McH
    Yes true, but Marc IMHO has a much better voice akin to FM Jack McH
    Yes true, but Marc IMHO has a much better voice akin to FM Jack McH
    Yes true, but Marc IMHO has a much better voice akin to FM Jack McH
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  7. Phil A
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    More Boring Work Stuff

    You'd think Photobucket would be a secure link thinger though:DOH: Cheers for looking Axl:dbgrtmb:
    You'd think Photobucket would be a secure link thinger though:DOH: Cheers for looking Axl:dbgrtmb:
    You'd think Photobucket would be a secure link thinger though:DOH: Cheers for looking Axl:dbgrtmb:
    You'd think Photobucket would be a secure link thinger though:DOH: Cheers for looking Axl:dbgrtmb:
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  8. clueless1

    Things you shouldn't see together

    I see where you are coming from Dave, its very sad that a youngster had died. But it is in human nature to be curious. I was sat in the school office holding a wad of stuff against my head to...
    I see where you are coming from Dave, its very sad that a youngster had died. But it is in human nature to be curious. I was sat in the school office holding a wad of stuff against my head to stop the bleeding after i'd run headlong into the railings, must have been 8 years old. A big girl...
    I see where you are coming from Dave, its very sad that a youngster had died. But it is in human nature to be curious. I was sat in the school office holding a wad of stuff against my head to stop the bleeding after i'd run headlong into the...
    I see where you are coming from Dave, its very sad that a youngster had died. But it is in human nature to be curious. I was sat in the school office holding a wad of stuff against my head to...
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  9. Phil A

    Last Time I Syphon Petrol

    In 1962 it was four shillings a gallon including a shot of red x thats 20p for what would now be 4 star leaded Jack McH
    In 1962 it was four shillings a gallon including a shot of red x thats 20p for what would now be 4 star leaded Jack McH
    In 1962 it was four shillings a gallon including a shot of red x thats 20p for what would now be 4 star leaded Jack McH
    In 1962 it was four shillings a gallon including a shot of red x thats 20p for what would now be 4 star leaded Jack McH
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  10. miraflores

    pic gallery of Italian creeks/lakes

    Pescatori primiero, now thats my kind of Italiano, molto bene:dbgrtmb:
    Pescatori primiero, now thats my kind of Italiano, molto bene:dbgrtmb:
    Pescatori primiero, now thats my kind of Italiano, molto bene:dbgrtmb:
    Pescatori primiero, now thats my kind of Italiano, molto bene:dbgrtmb:
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  11. Axl
    Like x 3

    Sir Jimmy Savile RIP

    This thread has been a nice tribute to a wonderful guy. There have been a number of jokes circulating that, if funny, were not in keeping with the tenor of this tribute. There is one however that...
    This thread has been a nice tribute to a wonderful guy. There have been a number of jokes circulating that, if funny, were not in keeping with the tenor of this tribute. There is one however that I thought would sit well. If you don't like it I will remove it. St. Peter went to God and...
    This thread has been a nice tribute to a wonderful guy. There have been a number of jokes circulating that, if funny, were not in keeping with the tenor of this tribute. There is one however that I thought would sit well. If you don't like it I...
    This thread has been a nice tribute to a wonderful guy. There have been a number of jokes circulating that, if funny, were not in keeping with the tenor of this tribute. There is one however that...
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  12. Phil A
    Like x 7

    Whats going on?

    Cool, put that link on Daughter #2's FB page:dbgrtmb:
    Cool, put that link on Daughter #2's FB page:dbgrtmb:
    Cool, put that link on Daughter #2's FB page:dbgrtmb:
    Cool, put that link on Daughter #2's FB page:dbgrtmb:
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  13. Phil A
    Like x 8

    Bonfire Night

    Well, thanks to the GC Spelling elves :dbgrtmb:
    Well, thanks to the GC Spelling elves :dbgrtmb:
    Well, thanks to the GC Spelling elves :dbgrtmb:
    Well, thanks to the GC Spelling elves :dbgrtmb:
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  14. MichaelJohn

    How do i do it please

    Many thanks Marley Farley ... Micky :dbgrtmb:
    Many thanks Marley Farley ... Micky :dbgrtmb:
    Many thanks Marley Farley ... Micky :dbgrtmb:
    Many thanks Marley Farley ... Micky :dbgrtmb:
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  15. Victoria

    What an horrific tragedy ...

    It's a criminal inquiry now;"Police say 'smoke bank' on motorway was 'impossible to drive through' , Police main line of inquiry is fireworks event at side of motorway - smoke caused 'fog-like...
    It's a criminal inquiry now;"Police say 'smoke bank' on motorway was 'impossible to drive through' , Police main line of inquiry is fireworks event at side of motorway - smoke caused 'fog-like bank"Condolences to anyone who has lost a family member or friend. A horrible tragedy.
    It's a criminal inquiry now;"Police say 'smoke bank' on motorway was 'impossible to drive through' , Police main line of inquiry is fireworks event at side of motorway - smoke caused 'fog-like bank"Condolences to anyone who has lost a family...
    It's a criminal inquiry now;"Police say 'smoke bank' on motorway was 'impossible to drive through' , Police main line of inquiry is fireworks event at side of motorway - smoke caused 'fog-like...
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  17. MichaelJohn

    Cavity wall insulation

    The JWK family summer BBQ was a great success.
    The JWK family summer BBQ was a great success.
    The JWK family summer BBQ was a great success.
    The JWK family summer BBQ was a great success.
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  18. daitheplant

    Bridport Butchers

    Your so right Daithe , i never thought of that , i remember the sausages when i were a kid were so much nicer than now .. when my ma cooked them the sausage meat used to oooze out of the ends...
    Your so right Daithe , i never thought of that , i remember the sausages when i were a kid were so much nicer than now .. when my ma cooked them the sausage meat used to oooze out of the ends unless you pricked them with a fork .. also in the old days if you cooked a joint of Beef you would...
    Your so right Daithe , i never thought of that , i remember the sausages when i were a kid were so much nicer than now .. when my ma cooked them the sausage meat used to oooze out of the ends unless you pricked them with a fork .. also in the...
    Your so right Daithe , i never thought of that , i remember the sausages when i were a kid were so much nicer than now .. when my ma cooked them the sausage meat used to oooze out of the ends...
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  19. Phil A
    Like x 7

    Facebook

    Clare, I'll be your friend :thumb: - but not on Facebook :heehee:
    Clare, I'll be your friend :thumb: - but not on Facebook :heehee:
    Clare, I'll be your friend :thumb: - but not on Facebook :heehee:
    Clare, I'll be your friend :thumb: - but not on Facebook :heehee:
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  20. ClaraLou

    Urban Rooster

    More to the point - do you need a metal detector before you cook it:loll:
    More to the point - do you need a metal detector before you cook it:loll:
    More to the point - do you need a metal detector before you cook it:loll:
    More to the point - do you need a metal detector before you cook it:loll:
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