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  1. Steve R
    Locked

    Good bye

    Folks, I think this thread has run it's course.. The only thing that is happening here is that members who normally get on well & peacefully are now offending each other over a personal decision...
    Folks, I think this thread has run it's course.. The only thing that is happening here is that members who normally get on well & peacefully are now offending each other over a personal decision another member has made...This thread is now closed for the Peace & Harmony of the...
    Folks, I think this thread has run it's course.. The only thing that is happening here is that members who normally get on well & peacefully are now offending each other over a personal decision another member has made...This thread is now...
    Folks, I think this thread has run it's course.. The only thing that is happening here is that members who normally get on well & peacefully are now offending each other over a personal decision...
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  2. Sheal

    West Virginia

    Beautiful, Sheal.
    Beautiful, Sheal.
    Beautiful, Sheal.
    Beautiful, Sheal.
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  3. Val..

    I am so upset!!!!!!!!

    Yes, the bacteria is staphylococcus, if you ever get a nasal infection and they do a swab this is usually the bacteria responsible.!!Last time I saw him he came up close to me to check my ears, ...
    Yes, the bacteria is staphylococcus, if you ever get a nasal infection and they do a swab this is usually the bacteria responsible.!!Last time I saw him he came up close to me to check my ears, and as he moved away he said "do you smoke"????? I got a lecture then as well!!Val
    Yes, the bacteria is staphylococcus, if you ever get a nasal infection and they do a swab this is usually the bacteria responsible.!!Last time I saw him he came up close to me to check my ears, and as he moved away he said "do you smoke"?????...
    Yes, the bacteria is staphylococcus, if you ever get a nasal infection and they do a swab this is usually the bacteria responsible.!!Last time I saw him he came up close to me to check my ears, ...
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  4. HYDROGEN86

    Johanna Yeates murder

    I really hope they throw the book at this guy.
    I really hope they throw the book at this guy.
    I really hope they throw the book at this guy.
    I really hope they throw the book at this guy.
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  5. maksim

    Shall we study Chinese ?

    That is all we can do, oh and vote every four years :heehee: I mite start today by not listening to the news. I'm sick of hearing about how poor and hungry and cold we are now.
    That is all we can do, oh and vote every four years :heehee: I mite start today by not listening to the news. I'm sick of hearing about how poor and hungry and cold we are now.
    That is all we can do, oh and vote every four years :heehee: I mite start today by not listening to the news. I'm sick of hearing about how poor and hungry and cold we are now.
    That is all we can do, oh and vote every four years :heehee: I mite start today by not listening to the news. I'm sick of hearing about how poor and hungry and cold we are now.
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  6. Scotkat

    Where is Axi-Ali

    It probably is too late to take cuttings but I suppose there's no harm in giving it a go!Give your outdoor plants a nice mulch to help them through the winter.Although my plants had to cope...
    It probably is too late to take cuttings but I suppose there's no harm in giving it a go!Give your outdoor plants a nice mulch to help them through the winter.Although my plants had to cope with freezing conditions last year and much more snow than we would normally get in the south, they...
    It probably is too late to take cuttings but I suppose there's no harm in giving it a go!Give your outdoor plants a nice mulch to help them through the winter.Although my plants had to cope with freezing conditions last year and much more...
    It probably is too late to take cuttings but I suppose there's no harm in giving it a go!Give your outdoor plants a nice mulch to help them through the winter.Although my plants had to cope...
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  7. music

    Is this the start of the end???.

    vote BNP .... now, how do I now claim my prize?
    vote BNP .... now, how do I now claim my prize?
    vote BNP .... now, how do I now claim my prize?
    vote BNP .... now, how do I now claim my prize?
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  8. capney
    Like x 3

    You just got to laugh..

    Who? Me? Never!!!! :heehee: That was someone pretending to be me :loll:
    Who? Me? Never!!!! :heehee: That was someone pretending to be me :loll:
    Who? Me? Never!!!! :heehee: That was someone pretending to be me :loll:
    Who? Me? Never!!!! :heehee: That was someone pretending to be me :loll:
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  9. Sheal
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    Laxey Wheel

    Shiney, I hadn't even heard of this until Ziggy started getting scientific! So it's a bit late for me to be worrying about being becquerelled. :D I think we're more in danger here of eating...
    Shiney, I hadn't even heard of this until Ziggy started getting scientific! So it's a bit late for me to be worrying about being becquerelled. :D I think we're more in danger here of eating dodgy sheep. The sheep on high ground are still being monitored for radiation levels from the Chernobyl...
    Shiney, I hadn't even heard of this until Ziggy started getting scientific! So it's a bit late for me to be worrying about being becquerelled. :D I think we're more in danger here of eating dodgy sheep. The sheep on high ground are still being...
    Shiney, I hadn't even heard of this until Ziggy started getting scientific! So it's a bit late for me to be worrying about being becquerelled. :D I think we're more in danger here of eating...
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  10. strongylodon
    Like x 6

    At last

    Even more when I cut back the row of Lilac behind the fence, which are ours anyway, it's level too just right for an oldie!:)
    Even more when I cut back the row of Lilac behind the fence, which are ours anyway, it's level too just right for an oldie!:)
    Even more when I cut back the row of Lilac behind the fence, which are ours anyway, it's level too just right for an oldie!:)
    Even more when I cut back the row of Lilac behind the fence, which are ours anyway, it's level too just right for an oldie!:)
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  11. Val..

    Worlds most beautiful woman!!

    Kyle, I must agree with you on the now grown up Harry Potter girl in the first of your pics. She is indeed mint.Dim, I kind of agree about Talisa (or however its spelt) from X-Factor. She is a...
    Kyle, I must agree with you on the now grown up Harry Potter girl in the first of your pics. She is indeed mint.Dim, I kind of agree about Talisa (or however its spelt) from X-Factor. She is a very nice lady, but lately she'd been overdoing it on the make-up and is in danger of failing to meet...
    Kyle, I must agree with you on the now grown up Harry Potter girl in the first of your pics. She is indeed mint.Dim, I kind of agree about Talisa (or however its spelt) from X-Factor. She is a very nice lady, but lately she'd been overdoing it...
    Kyle, I must agree with you on the now grown up Harry Potter girl in the first of your pics. She is indeed mint.Dim, I kind of agree about Talisa (or however its spelt) from X-Factor. She is a...
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  12. miraflores

    mobile home

    ^^^ lol
    ^^^ lol
    ^^^ lol
    ^^^ lol
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  13. watergarden
    Like x 5

    Too many................phone chargers, leads

    Unfortunately I have one of those drawers. I know what most of the cables do, but try to keep them in a plastic wallet with the instructions...otherwise they just get tangled up everytime I want...
    Unfortunately I have one of those drawers. I know what most of the cables do, but try to keep them in a plastic wallet with the instructions...otherwise they just get tangled up everytime I want to use the hairdryer :wallbang: Of course we all have that mystery box.....containing numerous...
    Unfortunately I have one of those drawers. I know what most of the cables do, but try to keep them in a plastic wallet with the instructions...otherwise they just get tangled up everytime I want to use the hairdryer :wallbang: Of course we all...
    Unfortunately I have one of those drawers. I know what most of the cables do, but try to keep them in a plastic wallet with the instructions...otherwise they just get tangled up everytime I want...
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  14. Lolimac

    Just thought i'd ask....

    Not heard anything since the last time, have sent another message but no response, hope all is ok.
    Not heard anything since the last time, have sent another message but no response, hope all is ok.
    Not heard anything since the last time, have sent another message but no response, hope all is ok.
    Not heard anything since the last time, have sent another message but no response, hope all is ok.
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  15. Val..

    Tea leaves

    Slop the wet tea leaves onto a saucer, swill them round a few times, and see if you can see next week's lottery numbers in them. If you can, tell us, and we can all get rich and pay someone else...
    Slop the wet tea leaves onto a saucer, swill them round a few times, and see if you can see next week's lottery numbers in them. If you can, tell us, and we can all get rich and pay someone else to sort out our tea slops.
    Slop the wet tea leaves onto a saucer, swill them round a few times, and see if you can see next week's lottery numbers in them. If you can, tell us, and we can all get rich and pay someone else to sort out our tea slops.
    Slop the wet tea leaves onto a saucer, swill them round a few times, and see if you can see next week's lottery numbers in them. If you can, tell us, and we can all get rich and pay someone else...
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  16. ClaraLou
    Like x 4

    Man acquitted after fatal stabbing of burglar

    To good home--excellent guard dog.Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.Most of them...
    To good home--excellent guard dog.Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.Most of them knew Jethro only by his Oriental street name: Ho Lee Schitt.Jack McH
    To good home--excellent guard dog.Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.Most of them knew Jethro only by his Oriental street name: Ho...
    To good home--excellent guard dog.Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.Most of them...
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  17. Scotkat
    Like x 9

    Been Hillwalking in Glen Doll today

    I hear you're being promised snow later in the week Jack.
    I hear you're being promised snow later in the week Jack.
    I hear you're being promised snow later in the week Jack.
    I hear you're being promised snow later in the week Jack.
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  18. Phil A
    Like x 4

    Jeremy Vine Show

    I found it gcc. Also sent you a friend request.
    I found it gcc. Also sent you a friend request.
    I found it gcc. Also sent you a friend request.
    I found it gcc. Also sent you a friend request.
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  19. capney
    Like x 3

    A bit of an incident....?

    You've got it spot on Jack. :thumbsup: Even with it around us on the island all year round, let alone T.T. and Grand Prix, it just doesn't seem to sink in with some people.
    You've got it spot on Jack. :thumbsup: Even with it around us on the island all year round, let alone T.T. and Grand Prix, it just doesn't seem to sink in with some people.
    You've got it spot on Jack. :thumbsup: Even with it around us on the island all year round, let alone T.T. and Grand Prix, it just doesn't seem to sink in with some people.
    You've got it spot on Jack. :thumbsup: Even with it around us on the island all year round, let alone T.T. and Grand Prix, it just doesn't seem to sink in with some people.
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  20. jjordie
    Like x 7

    Royal Wootton Bassett

    I'll second that! :)
    I'll second that! :)
    I'll second that! :)
    I'll second that! :)
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