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  1. gcc3663

    Health Lottery - is it Doomed?

    Gotta get people to tune to Channel 5 somehow!!! :loll::loll:Val
    Gotta get people to tune to Channel 5 somehow!!! :loll::loll:Val
    Gotta get people to tune to Channel 5 somehow!!! :loll::loll:Val
    Gotta get people to tune to Channel 5 somehow!!! :loll::loll:Val
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  2. capney

    What Missing...?

    :yess: :dbgrtmb: :yay:
    :yess: :dbgrtmb: :yay:
    :yess: :dbgrtmb: :yay:
    :yess: :dbgrtmb: :yay:
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  3. alex-adam
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    Come back GUY FAWKES - all is forgiven

    A friend of a friend he got beaten. He looked the wrong way at a policeman. I predict a riot. I predict a riot.
    A friend of a friend he got beaten. He looked the wrong way at a policeman. I predict a riot. I predict a riot.
    A friend of a friend he got beaten. He looked the wrong way at a policeman. I predict a riot. I predict a riot.
    A friend of a friend he got beaten. He looked the wrong way at a policeman. I predict a riot. I predict a riot.
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  4. Bilbo675
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    1000 and Counting......

    Naked ladyI was going to send Ziggy his £20 pm for the pic of the Naked lady I got this :-( Jack McH
    Naked ladyI was going to send Ziggy his £20 pm for the pic of the Naked lady I got this :-( Jack McH
    Naked ladyI was going to send Ziggy his £20 pm for the pic of the Naked lady I got this :-( Jack McH
    Naked ladyI was going to send Ziggy his £20 pm for the pic of the Naked lady I got this :-( Jack McH
    autumn.jpg
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  5. clueless1
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    Just down the road - Pics

    Been working too hard all day (and yesterday evening), so at sunset I took the wife and son in the car to Saltburn, just 10 minutes drive down the coast.Its too easy to take for granted what's...
    Been working too hard all day (and yesterday evening), so at sunset I took the wife and son in the car to Saltburn, just 10 minutes drive down the coast.Its too easy to take for granted what's on your doorstep.Here goes. All taken from the pier at sunset/dusk.The cliff, with the Ship...
    Been working too hard all day (and yesterday evening), so at sunset I took the wife and son in the car to Saltburn, just 10 minutes drive down the coast.Its too easy to take for granted what's on your doorstep.Here goes. All taken from...
    Been working too hard all day (and yesterday evening), so at sunset I took the wife and son in the car to Saltburn, just 10 minutes drive down the coast.Its too easy to take for granted what's...
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  6. Bloominggood
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  7. HYDROGEN86

    Fox by name, Fox by nature!

    It's Mrs Liam Fox who fascinates me. Didn't she think that it was a bit odd that her husband had a 'special friend' who went everywhere with him? Or maybe she knew all along and didn't mind. ...
    It's Mrs Liam Fox who fascinates me. Didn't she think that it was a bit odd that her husband had a 'special friend' who went everywhere with him? Or maybe she knew all along and didn't mind. After all, her name is 'Baird'. Which is quite close to 'beard'.
    It's Mrs Liam Fox who fascinates me. Didn't she think that it was a bit odd that her husband had a 'special friend' who went everywhere with him? Or maybe she knew all along and didn't mind. After all, her name is 'Baird'. Which is quite...
    It's Mrs Liam Fox who fascinates me. Didn't she think that it was a bit odd that her husband had a 'special friend' who went everywhere with him? Or maybe she knew all along and didn't mind. ...
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  8. clueless1

    Dog rescues injured dog

    Year ago I 've seen dogs in London using the crossings to get across the roads, back when we had strays. I'm not sure that a dog would be stupid enough to risk its life for one that appears...
    Year ago I 've seen dogs in London using the crossings to get across the roads, back when we had strays. I'm not sure that a dog would be stupid enough to risk its life for one that appears dead, they usually have a very realistic approach to life.Selfish if you like to look at it that way,...
    Year ago I 've seen dogs in London using the crossings to get across the roads, back when we had strays. I'm not sure that a dog would be stupid enough to risk its life for one that appears dead, they usually have a very realistic approach to...
    Year ago I 've seen dogs in London using the crossings to get across the roads, back when we had strays. I'm not sure that a dog would be stupid enough to risk its life for one that appears...
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  9. miraflores

    boy's arm ripped off by washing machine

    Old Lady living on her own with no family rented a washing machine. The rental agreement was virtually signed up on her doorstep by a cold caller. The old lady had the machine for @8yrs, paying...
    Old Lady living on her own with no family rented a washing machine. The rental agreement was virtually signed up on her doorstep by a cold caller. The old lady had the machine for @8yrs, paying her weekly rental. she had the machine repaired several times during the 8 yrs by the company. On @...
    Old Lady living on her own with no family rented a washing machine. The rental agreement was virtually signed up on her doorstep by a cold caller. The old lady had the machine for @8yrs, paying her weekly rental. she had the machine repaired...
    Old Lady living on her own with no family rented a washing machine. The rental agreement was virtually signed up on her doorstep by a cold caller. The old lady had the machine for @8yrs, paying...
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  10. ClaraLou

    Dai is online!!

    :) Do you gals remember .. 'look but don't touch' ... ? :love30:
    :) Do you gals remember .. 'look but don't touch' ... ? :love30:
    :) Do you gals remember .. 'look but don't touch' ... ? :love30:
    :) Do you gals remember .. 'look but don't touch' ... ? :love30:
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  11. Val..

    Label Printer - I want one!!!!!!!!

    Used these when working in the engineering stores.Fluorescent tapes for marking up stock. Great Stuff Gemini, but a bit costly for the garden.:(.
    Used these when working in the engineering stores.Fluorescent tapes for marking up stock. Great Stuff Gemini, but a bit costly for the garden.:(.
    Used these when working in the engineering stores.Fluorescent tapes for marking up stock. Great Stuff Gemini, but a bit costly for the garden.:(.
    Used these when working in the engineering stores.Fluorescent tapes for marking up stock. Great Stuff Gemini, but a bit costly for the garden.:(.
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  12. Sheal

    Snails!

    Why thank you:D
    Why thank you:D
    Why thank you:D
    Why thank you:D
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  13. Sheal
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    Whistler, Canada

    Agree with you on that one Sheal. We spent two weeks in Norway a couple of years ago, for my 50th birthday. We drove from Bergen up to Alesund and like you, we loved every minute! A truly...
    Agree with you on that one Sheal. We spent two weeks in Norway a couple of years ago, for my 50th birthday. We drove from Bergen up to Alesund and like you, we loved every minute! A truly beautiful country.
    Agree with you on that one Sheal. We spent two weeks in Norway a couple of years ago, for my 50th birthday. We drove from Bergen up to Alesund and like you, we loved every minute! A truly beautiful country.
    Agree with you on that one Sheal. We spent two weeks in Norway a couple of years ago, for my 50th birthday. We drove from Bergen up to Alesund and like you, we loved every minute! A truly...
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  14. miraflores

    archeological findings in a field

    Not because I found a treasure in my garden unfortunately! HYDROGEN86. It is because I want to make a compairason with Italy, where findings are property of the State, which does not reward you...
    Not because I found a treasure in my garden unfortunately! HYDROGEN86. It is because I want to make a compairason with Italy, where findings are property of the State, which does not reward you (he may even get you to pay some additional taxes, if anything...:loll:).
    Not because I found a treasure in my garden unfortunately! HYDROGEN86. It is because I want to make a compairason with Italy, where findings are property of the State, which does not reward you (he may even get you to pay some additional taxes,...
    Not because I found a treasure in my garden unfortunately! HYDROGEN86. It is because I want to make a compairason with Italy, where findings are property of the State, which does not reward you...
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  15. Phil A

    Lottery Ticket

    No trace of it, probably blowing around Morrisons car park:DOH:
    No trace of it, probably blowing around Morrisons car park:DOH:
    No trace of it, probably blowing around Morrisons car park:DOH:
    No trace of it, probably blowing around Morrisons car park:DOH:
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  16. Phil A
    Like x 11

    What Ziggy does to other Mods

    I used to enjoy doing damp courses in my early teens, because very few plastering companies do them nowadays (most people want warranties so firms specialize in them to give them the piece of...
    I used to enjoy doing damp courses in my early teens, because very few plastering companies do them nowadays (most people want warranties so firms specialize in them to give them the piece of paper) and it always makes a change from doing the same old thing every day.
    I used to enjoy doing damp courses in my early teens, because very few plastering companies do them nowadays (most people want warranties so firms specialize in them to give them the piece of paper) and it always makes a change from doing the...
    I used to enjoy doing damp courses in my early teens, because very few plastering companies do them nowadays (most people want warranties so firms specialize in them to give them the piece of...
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  17. miraflores

    fish "eating" your feet?

    At first i laughed at this but then i agreed with you, Clara.
    At first i laughed at this but then i agreed with you, Clara.
    At first i laughed at this but then i agreed with you, Clara.
    At first i laughed at this but then i agreed with you, Clara.
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  18. Madahhlia

    Alternative & low-impact building techniques

    The planning laws are weird in that different areas have different rules. There is a central set of guidelines but each planning authority (bunch of untrained busybodies) is allowed a lot of scope...
    The planning laws are weird in that different areas have different rules. There is a central set of guidelines but each planning authority (bunch of untrained busybodies) is allowed a lot of scope for interpretation.My dad was told by the one reasonable planning officer that if there had...
    The planning laws are weird in that different areas have different rules. There is a central set of guidelines but each planning authority (bunch of untrained busybodies) is allowed a lot of scope for interpretation.My dad was told by the one...
    The planning laws are weird in that different areas have different rules. There is a central set of guidelines but each planning authority (bunch of untrained busybodies) is allowed a lot of scope...
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  19. jjordie

    Happy Birthday Shiney

    Oops just noticed i've missed it - sorry - hope it was good:)
    Oops just noticed i've missed it - sorry - hope it was good:)
    Oops just noticed i've missed it - sorry - hope it was good:)
    Oops just noticed i've missed it - sorry - hope it was good:)
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  20. Val..

    Digital change over

    Yes I'm using a scart. And will have to retune twice so they say.I'll probably manage it.But I can think of a few that wont.The official advice is to get intouch with a local TV aerial...
    Yes I'm using a scart. And will have to retune twice so they say.I'll probably manage it.But I can think of a few that wont.The official advice is to get intouch with a local TV aerial supplier, or at least thats what they told me when I enquired. The very helpful people then went on to...
    Yes I'm using a scart. And will have to retune twice so they say.I'll probably manage it.But I can think of a few that wont.The official advice is to get intouch with a local TV aerial supplier, or at least thats what they told me when I...
    Yes I'm using a scart. And will have to retune twice so they say.I'll probably manage it.But I can think of a few that wont.The official advice is to get intouch with a local TV aerial...
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