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  1. shiney
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    Can You Grow something Like This?

    For once.. Man & Nature working in harmony..!! Just amazing.! :sunny:
    For once.. Man & Nature working in harmony..!! Just amazing.! :sunny:
    For once.. Man & Nature working in harmony..!! Just amazing.! :sunny:
    For once.. Man & Nature working in harmony..!! Just amazing.! :sunny:
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  2. HYDROGEN86

    Usama Bin Laden is alive!!!

    Lmao!! :heehee:
    Lmao!! :heehee:
    Lmao!! :heehee:
    Lmao!! :heehee:
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  3. Val..

    It sure is hard to give up smoking!!!!!!!!!

    That kitten reminds me of me when i get home from work !!!! i'd be like that if anyone tried to take a cigarrette off me:gaagh:
    That kitten reminds me of me when i get home from work !!!! i'd be like that if anyone tried to take a cigarrette off me:gaagh:
    That kitten reminds me of me when i get home from work !!!! i'd be like that if anyone tried to take a cigarrette off me:gaagh:
    That kitten reminds me of me when i get home from work !!!! i'd be like that if anyone tried to take a cigarrette off me:gaagh:
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  4. miraflores

    Cornwall cliff collapsing

    Wow!! thats amazing and to of got it on film even more...brilliant :thumbsup:
    Wow!! thats amazing and to of got it on film even more...brilliant :thumbsup:
    Wow!! thats amazing and to of got it on film even more...brilliant :thumbsup:
    Wow!! thats amazing and to of got it on film even more...brilliant :thumbsup:
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  5. Jack McHammocklashing
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    Donations to help Run GC

    Thanks for that May I contribute that I do NOT want to know how much has been contributed in the particular month Just a received 12 or 23,to date, then after 30 a simple "Target met" I...
    Thanks for that May I contribute that I do NOT want to know how much has been contributed in the particular month Just a received 12 or 23,to date, then after 30 a simple "Target met" I could not care less and do not want to know if you are getting £5k a month :-) best of luck I am just...
    Thanks for that May I contribute that I do NOT want to know how much has been contributed in the particular month Just a received 12 or 23,to date, then after 30 a simple "Target met" I could not care less and do not want to know if you...
    Thanks for that May I contribute that I do NOT want to know how much has been contributed in the particular month Just a received 12 or 23,to date, then after 30 a simple "Target met" I...
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  6. Marley Farley
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    My friends B&B-- Poplar Cottage..

    :loll: You hadn't better dare forget it mate..!!! :shocked::runhills: if you do.... :heehee:
    :loll: You hadn't better dare forget it mate..!!! :shocked::runhills: if you do.... :heehee:
    :loll: You hadn't better dare forget it mate..!!! :shocked::runhills: if you do.... :heehee:
    :loll: You hadn't better dare forget it mate..!!! :shocked::runhills: if you do.... :heehee:
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  7. clueless1

    Fiddle or Violin?

    I'm going to throw a spanner in the works! :heehee: A local farmer uses a fiddle now and again to sow seed. Interesting instrument, but time consuming. :)
    I'm going to throw a spanner in the works! :heehee: A local farmer uses a fiddle now and again to sow seed. Interesting instrument, but time consuming. :)
    I'm going to throw a spanner in the works! :heehee: A local farmer uses a fiddle now and again to sow seed. Interesting instrument, but time consuming. :)
    I'm going to throw a spanner in the works! :heehee: A local farmer uses a fiddle now and again to sow seed. Interesting instrument, but time consuming. :)
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  8. miraflores

    seahorse in Thames

    Container Ships probably.:(
    Container Ships probably.:(
    Container Ships probably.:(
    Container Ships probably.:(
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  9. shiney

    Canstruction

    Interesting designs :dbgrtmb: canstruction - Google Search
    Interesting designs :dbgrtmb: canstruction - Google Search
    Interesting designs :dbgrtmb: canstruction - Google Search
    Interesting designs :dbgrtmb: canstruction - Google Search
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  10. Bloominggood
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    Biggest wish that you desire

    And wait until the Grandkids come along Dim. They bring their own effects - and they can be stronger than you expect. Just wait for it - You will grow to enjoy what is to come:dbgrtmb:
    And wait until the Grandkids come along Dim. They bring their own effects - and they can be stronger than you expect. Just wait for it - You will grow to enjoy what is to come:dbgrtmb:
    And wait until the Grandkids come along Dim. They bring their own effects - and they can be stronger than you expect. Just wait for it - You will grow to enjoy what is to come:dbgrtmb:
    And wait until the Grandkids come along Dim. They bring their own effects - and they can be stronger than you expect. Just wait for it - You will grow to enjoy what is to come:dbgrtmb:
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  11. clueless1

    How much does a flagstone weigh?

    I find that all stones weigh a lot more nowadays than they used to :( :heehee:
    I find that all stones weigh a lot more nowadays than they used to :( :heehee:
    I find that all stones weigh a lot more nowadays than they used to :( :heehee:
    I find that all stones weigh a lot more nowadays than they used to :( :heehee:
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  12. Phil A

    Golf Bats

    Yes, I've seen how the Scots dispose of unwanted fatty food, deep fried in batter usually :heehee:
    Yes, I've seen how the Scots dispose of unwanted fatty food, deep fried in batter usually :heehee:
    Yes, I've seen how the Scots dispose of unwanted fatty food, deep fried in batter usually :heehee:
    Yes, I've seen how the Scots dispose of unwanted fatty food, deep fried in batter usually :heehee:
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  13. Fidgetsmum

    A carpet cleaner question

    My mam has a Vax one. I've borrows it a few times. It uses electricity and makes noise. If I ever figure out that it does anything else, say for example, maybe clean anything, I'll let you know.
    My mam has a Vax one. I've borrows it a few times. It uses electricity and makes noise. If I ever figure out that it does anything else, say for example, maybe clean anything, I'll let you know.
    My mam has a Vax one. I've borrows it a few times. It uses electricity and makes noise. If I ever figure out that it does anything else, say for example, maybe clean anything, I'll let you know.
    My mam has a Vax one. I've borrows it a few times. It uses electricity and makes noise. If I ever figure out that it does anything else, say for example, maybe clean anything, I'll let you know.
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  14. miraflores

    wheelchair accident

    That's dreadful, what an awful thing to happen:cry3:
    That's dreadful, what an awful thing to happen:cry3:
    That's dreadful, what an awful thing to happen:cry3:
    That's dreadful, what an awful thing to happen:cry3:
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  15. ClaraLou

    Gardeners' Corner Desert Island Discs

    Such a tough one. I could think of 100 songs that would fit the bill.But here goes....Pink Floyd....Comfortably Numb (the Pulse version) Neil Young....Like A Hurricane(the 'Unplugged'...
    Such a tough one. I could think of 100 songs that would fit the bill.But here goes....Pink Floyd....Comfortably Numb (the Pulse version) Neil Young....Like A Hurricane(the 'Unplugged' version) The Moody Blues....Have You Heard Hawkwind....Hurry On Sundown Barry Ryan....Eloise The...
    Such a tough one. I could think of 100 songs that would fit the bill.But here goes....Pink Floyd....Comfortably Numb (the Pulse version) Neil Young....Like A Hurricane(the 'Unplugged' version) The Moody Blues....Have You...
    Such a tough one. I could think of 100 songs that would fit the bill.But here goes....Pink Floyd....Comfortably Numb (the Pulse version) Neil Young....Like A Hurricane(the 'Unplugged'...
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  16. miraflores

    chilli cream

    Don't worry miraflores, John is only using this as an opportunity to boast that he has a shower even when it's not his birthday!!! :loll: Seriously, though, I'd be inclined not to use chillies. :(
    Don't worry miraflores, John is only using this as an opportunity to boast that he has a shower even when it's not his birthday!!! :loll: Seriously, though, I'd be inclined not to use chillies. :(
    Don't worry miraflores, John is only using this as an opportunity to boast that he has a shower even when it's not his birthday!!! :loll: Seriously, though, I'd be inclined not to use chillies. :(
    Don't worry miraflores, John is only using this as an opportunity to boast that he has a shower even when it's not his birthday!!! :loll: Seriously, though, I'd be inclined not to use chillies. :(
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  17. *dim*

    Maths Question ... : 6÷2(1+2) = ?

    Well, John, I'm assuming that you are ignoring the suggestion of the answer to everything is 42 and the humorous one of 7. Then the average will be 5. If you want to bring in one, or both, of...
    Well, John, I'm assuming that you are ignoring the suggestion of the answer to everything is 42 and the humorous one of 7. Then the average will be 5. If you want to bring in one, or both, of those numbers as well it will be either 17.33, 14.75 or 5.67. Any more offers? :heehee: do we need to go...
    Well, John, I'm assuming that you are ignoring the suggestion of the answer to everything is 42 and the humorous one of 7. Then the average will be 5. If you want to bring in one, or both, of those numbers as well it will be either 17.33,...
    Well, John, I'm assuming that you are ignoring the suggestion of the answer to everything is 42 and the humorous one of 7. Then the average will be 5. If you want to bring in one, or both, of...
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  18. ClaraLou

    Amanda Knox: innocent or guilty? What do you think?

    Not really sure but they should have kept her locked up anyway. She is weird.
    Not really sure but they should have kept her locked up anyway. She is weird.
    Not really sure but they should have kept her locked up anyway. She is weird.
    Not really sure but they should have kept her locked up anyway. She is weird.
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  20. miraflores

    Now you can talk to your iphone!

    Mr Wolfie is sticking with his Iphone4 for now unless he sees a good deal.. Not sure I want him to be able to talk to it! He spends all day gazing at it as it is!! We have to ask him to leave it...
    Mr Wolfie is sticking with his Iphone4 for now unless he sees a good deal.. Not sure I want him to be able to talk to it! He spends all day gazing at it as it is!! We have to ask him to leave it from lunch or else he pays no attention! :heehee: Though I think of it as the new way of hiding behind one's...
    Mr Wolfie is sticking with his Iphone4 for now unless he sees a good deal.. Not sure I want him to be able to talk to it! He spends all day gazing at it as it is!! We have to ask him to leave it from lunch or else he pays no attention! :heehee: Though I...
    Mr Wolfie is sticking with his Iphone4 for now unless he sees a good deal.. Not sure I want him to be able to talk to it! He spends all day gazing at it as it is!! We have to ask him to leave it...
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