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  1. Aesculus

    Smelley Problem...

    In that case wash all the walls & paintwork, cupboard fronts everything basically, with a solution of a mild detergent & about 2 tablespoons of bicarb to a gallon of hot water, NOT boiling...
    In that case wash all the walls & paintwork, cupboard fronts everything basically, with a solution of a mild detergent & about 2 tablespoons of bicarb to a gallon of hot water, NOT boiling obviously! Buy a bottle of laminate floor cleaner & then apply a sealing polish for the laminate & you will...
    In that case wash all the walls & paintwork, cupboard fronts everything basically, with a solution of a mild detergent & about 2 tablespoons of bicarb to a gallon of hot water, NOT boiling obviously! Buy a bottle of laminate floor cleaner & then...
    In that case wash all the walls & paintwork, cupboard fronts everything basically, with a solution of a mild detergent & about 2 tablespoons of bicarb to a gallon of hot water, NOT boiling...
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  2. Jack McHammocklashing

    Disappointed Wilco's

    I'm a bit too honest to do that at my local Homebase. Their garden section gets hardly any light and if they are watering their plants everyday by a zombie then they quickly become overwatered....
    I'm a bit too honest to do that at my local Homebase. Their garden section gets hardly any light and if they are watering their plants everyday by a zombie then they quickly become overwatered. Picked up quite a few Mediterranean plants that way, cut back the dead foliage, give them some light...
    I'm a bit too honest to do that at my local Homebase. Their garden section gets hardly any light and if they are watering their plants everyday by a zombie then they quickly become overwatered. Picked up quite a few Mediterranean plants that way,...
    I'm a bit too honest to do that at my local Homebase. Their garden section gets hardly any light and if they are watering their plants everyday by a zombie then they quickly become overwatered....
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  3. miraflores

    right hand and left hand

    I am right handed except for sports that need bat or stick ie cricket, hockey, polo, golf = cack handed ? But Tennis and anything else I am righ handed Jack McH
    I am right handed except for sports that need bat or stick ie cricket, hockey, polo, golf = cack handed ? But Tennis and anything else I am righ handed Jack McH
    I am right handed except for sports that need bat or stick ie cricket, hockey, polo, golf = cack handed ? But Tennis and anything else I am righ handed Jack McH
    I am right handed except for sports that need bat or stick ie cricket, hockey, polo, golf = cack handed ? But Tennis and anything else I am righ handed Jack McH
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  4. clueless1
    Like x 5

    Political Correctness vs My Nephew's School

    Nobody remember Mischief Night then?? - trick or treat without the option. (or was that just in Yorkshire?)
    Nobody remember Mischief Night then?? - trick or treat without the option. (or was that just in Yorkshire?)
    Nobody remember Mischief Night then?? - trick or treat without the option. (or was that just in Yorkshire?)
    Nobody remember Mischief Night then?? - trick or treat without the option. (or was that just in Yorkshire?)
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  5. shiney
    Like x 6

    Heart Attack - "Stay Calm, Dad"

    What a impressively mature and thoughtful little girl!Too cute!
    What a impressively mature and thoughtful little girl!Too cute!
    What a impressively mature and thoughtful little girl!Too cute!
    What a impressively mature and thoughtful little girl!Too cute!
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  6. HYDROGEN86

    fox tail

    I dont rate its chances when infection sets in , very sad realy it must be in pain. I know if it was a dog it would need antibiotics and maybe a operation to close over the would and maybe...
    I dont rate its chances when infection sets in , very sad realy it must be in pain. I know if it was a dog it would need antibiotics and maybe a operation to close over the would and maybe remove part of the bone joint , you can seewire ?? in the background it may have caught itself up on...
    I dont rate its chances when infection sets in , very sad realy it must be in pain. I know if it was a dog it would need antibiotics and maybe a operation to close over the would and maybe remove part of the bone joint , you can seewire ?? in...
    I dont rate its chances when infection sets in , very sad realy it must be in pain. I know if it was a dog it would need antibiotics and maybe a operation to close over the would and maybe...
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  7. Kandy

    The Great British Bake Off

    I too was pleased to see Jo win. Although undoubtedly a very talented baker (but then most of them were), I didn't really like Holly, mainly because quite early on, her attitude suggested that she...
    I too was pleased to see Jo win. Although undoubtedly a very talented baker (but then most of them were), I didn't really like Holly, mainly because quite early on, her attitude suggested that she thought she ought to win. I did watch the first series, (although I wouldn't like to say whether...
    I too was pleased to see Jo win. Although undoubtedly a very talented baker (but then most of them were), I didn't really like Holly, mainly because quite early on, her attitude suggested that she thought she ought to win. I did watch the first...
    I too was pleased to see Jo win. Although undoubtedly a very talented baker (but then most of them were), I didn't really like Holly, mainly because quite early on, her attitude suggested that she...
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  8. miraflores

    Cows milk

    I get a pint of Jersey full cream gold top, which I drink each day (you know the one where the cream seperates to the top, like milk used to be) Then ordinary full cream milk for cereals tea and...
    I get a pint of Jersey full cream gold top, which I drink each day (you know the one where the cream seperates to the top, like milk used to be) Then ordinary full cream milk for cereals tea and coffee You could of course buy some lime wash add half a gallon of water and call it purple top...
    I get a pint of Jersey full cream gold top, which I drink each day (you know the one where the cream seperates to the top, like milk used to be) Then ordinary full cream milk for cereals tea and coffee You could of course buy some lime wash add...
    I get a pint of Jersey full cream gold top, which I drink each day (you know the one where the cream seperates to the top, like milk used to be) Then ordinary full cream milk for cereals tea and...
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  9. HarryS

    The Official End

    Nope....sorry :D
    Nope....sorry :D
    Nope....sorry :D
    Nope....sorry :D
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  10. miraflores

    the importance of the eyelid

    Ooooooo that made my eyes water!!!!
    Ooooooo that made my eyes water!!!!
    Ooooooo that made my eyes water!!!!
    Ooooooo that made my eyes water!!!!
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  11. Phil A

    Happy Birthday paladin

    :cry3:Sorry I missed the date and hope it was a good one
    :cry3:Sorry I missed the date and hope it was a good one
    :cry3:Sorry I missed the date and hope it was a good one
    :cry3:Sorry I missed the date and hope it was a good one
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  12. Sheal

    ............of your dreams!

    Hmm. Aged about 11 it was Han Solo all the way... or Starbuck from the old TV Battlestar galactica. but as time has progressed my crushes have got younger and I have got older! :heehee: At this rate by...
    Hmm. Aged about 11 it was Han Solo all the way... or Starbuck from the old TV Battlestar galactica. but as time has progressed my crushes have got younger and I have got older! :heehee: At this rate by the time I am 60 they'll be about ten. :dbgrtmb:Current crush (Mr Wolfie aside of course, he is handsome in...
    Hmm. Aged about 11 it was Han Solo all the way... or Starbuck from the old TV Battlestar galactica. but as time has progressed my crushes have got younger and I have got older! :heehee: At this rate by the time I am 60 they'll be about ten. :dbgrtmb:Current...
    Hmm. Aged about 11 it was Han Solo all the way... or Starbuck from the old TV Battlestar galactica. but as time has progressed my crushes have got younger and I have got older! :heehee: At this rate by...
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  13. Phil A

    Happy Birthday Flinty

    Happy Birthday!!!!:happydance:Val
    Happy Birthday!!!!:happydance:Val
    Happy Birthday!!!!:happydance:Val
    Happy Birthday!!!!:happydance:Val
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  14. Val..

    Strictly Come Dancing

    I totally agree with you, TV these days is C R A P!!! but I like to sit down in the evening for at least an hour & half to watch telly and wind down before going to bed and let's face it there...
    I totally agree with you, TV these days is C R A P!!! but I like to sit down in the evening for at least an hour & half to watch telly and wind down before going to bed and let's face it there isn't much to choose from!!!!:DOH:Val
    I totally agree with you, TV these days is C R A P!!! but I like to sit down in the evening for at least an hour & half to watch telly and wind down before going to bed and let's face it there isn't much to choose from!!!!:DOH:Val
    I totally agree with you, TV these days is C R A P!!! but I like to sit down in the evening for at least an hour & half to watch telly and wind down before going to bed and let's face it there...
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  15. Phil A
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  16. Phil A
    Like x 7

    Blocking High

    Mine are enjoying it too.
    Mine are enjoying it too.
    Mine are enjoying it too.
    Mine are enjoying it too.
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  17. Sheal
    Like x 10

    Membership Barrier!

    :D Why thank you watergarden, but as others have said I am not the owner, just been here for a long time... :D
    :D Why thank you watergarden, but as others have said I am not the owner, just been here for a long time... :D
    :D Why thank you watergarden, but as others have said I am not the owner, just been here for a long time... :D
    :D Why thank you watergarden, but as others have said I am not the owner, just been here for a long time... :D
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  18. alex-adam

    Payment Protection Insurance - Telephone Scam Warning

    Had a brilliant one the other day about my pc after I had finished winding him up I put steve on the line and he accused him of doing rude things to me his mother!! I think he was just a tad...
    Had a brilliant one the other day about my pc after I had finished winding him up I put steve on the line and he accused him of doing rude things to me his mother!! I think he was just a tad wound up! Then I told him the police were tracing this call could he hang on a bit longer.
    Had a brilliant one the other day about my pc after I had finished winding him up I put steve on the line and he accused him of doing rude things to me his mother!! I think he was just a tad wound up! Then I told him the police were tracing...
    Had a brilliant one the other day about my pc after I had finished winding him up I put steve on the line and he accused him of doing rude things to me his mother!! I think he was just a tad...
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  19. ARMANDII

    Inside out

    In order to ensure the last of my tomatoes ripen, I spend an hour rubbing the 'coolglass' off my greenhouse, take all the leaves off the plants and ...... yesterday it reached 40C in there -...
    In order to ensure the last of my tomatoes ripen, I spend an hour rubbing the 'coolglass' off my greenhouse, take all the leaves off the plants and ...... yesterday it reached 40C in there - picking 'ready cooked' tomatoes is a new experience!
    In order to ensure the last of my tomatoes ripen, I spend an hour rubbing the 'coolglass' off my greenhouse, take all the leaves off the plants and ...... yesterday it reached 40C in there - picking 'ready cooked' tomatoes is a new experience!
    In order to ensure the last of my tomatoes ripen, I spend an hour rubbing the 'coolglass' off my greenhouse, take all the leaves off the plants and ...... yesterday it reached 40C in there -...
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  20. ARMANDII

    Gasland -usa

    Nice thought Ziggy.:)trouble is we all eat money every day.Most human life on the planet revolves around money, without it we dont eat.
    Nice thought Ziggy.:)trouble is we all eat money every day.Most human life on the planet revolves around money, without it we dont eat.
    Nice thought Ziggy.:)trouble is we all eat money every day.Most human life on the planet revolves around money, without it we dont eat.
    Nice thought Ziggy.:)trouble is we all eat money every day.Most human life on the planet revolves around money, without it we dont eat.
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