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  1. shiney
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    I Know I'm A Technical Dinosaur But .....

    That can happen with sand dust from the Sahara as it can travel in the upper air flows and then back again. Just like someone when they're drunk! :roflol:
    That can happen with sand dust from the Sahara as it can travel in the upper air flows and then back again. Just like someone when they're drunk! :roflol:
    That can happen with sand dust from the Sahara as it can travel in the upper air flows and then back again. Just like someone when they're drunk! :roflol:
    That can happen with sand dust from the Sahara as it can travel in the upper air flows and then back again. Just like someone when they're drunk! :roflol:
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  2. ARMANDII
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    Friendly x 29

    MY LAST POST

    Due to my deteriorating health I will have to permanently leave as of tonight, with great sadness, Gardeners Corner. I want to thank every member of the GC Gang for their friendship and making...
    Due to my deteriorating health I will have to permanently leave as of tonight, with great sadness, Gardeners Corner. I want to thank every member of the GC Gang for their friendship and making GC the best, the friendliest, Gardening Forum around. So thank you, everyone, for being who you are...
    Due to my deteriorating health I will have to permanently leave as of tonight, with great sadness, Gardeners Corner. I want to thank every member of the GC Gang for their friendship and making GC the best, the friendliest, Gardening Forum...
    Due to my deteriorating health I will have to permanently leave as of tonight, with great sadness, Gardeners Corner. I want to thank every member of the GC Gang for their friendship and making...
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  3. ACNorth

    Views on what hard landscaping material to go for in new build garden

    I think a combination of decking and hard paving only works if it is at different levels. That is decking going down, onto hard paving.
    I think a combination of decking and hard paving only works if it is at different levels. That is decking going down, onto hard paving.
    I think a combination of decking and hard paving only works if it is at different levels. That is decking going down, onto hard paving.
    I think a combination of decking and hard paving only works if it is at different levels. That is decking going down, onto hard paving.
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  4. clanless

    Frost blown brick

    You must use genuine Gripfill, none of this silly stuff like Nonails, if it dont smell it wont work.
    You must use genuine Gripfill, none of this silly stuff like Nonails, if it dont smell it wont work.
    You must use genuine Gripfill, none of this silly stuff like Nonails, if it dont smell it wont work.
    You must use genuine Gripfill, none of this silly stuff like Nonails, if it dont smell it wont work.
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  5. shiney

    2021 Census

    Out here in the orchards, we had a lovely young lady come to the gates late yesterday afternoon. Good job we were sitting out having a drink so we saw her. In pigeon Portuguese and pigeon...
    Out here in the orchards, we had a lovely young lady come to the gates late yesterday afternoon. Good job we were sitting out having a drink so we saw her. In pigeon Portuguese and pigeon English all was sorted. We got our sealed letter and an English version of directions. We can do it...
    Out here in the orchards, we had a lovely young lady come to the gates late yesterday afternoon. Good job we were sitting out having a drink so we saw her. In pigeon Portuguese and pigeon English all was sorted. We got our sealed letter and an...
    Out here in the orchards, we had a lovely young lady come to the gates late yesterday afternoon. Good job we were sitting out having a drink so we saw her. In pigeon Portuguese and pigeon...
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  6. Black Dog
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    Show us your "Pet Projects" (literally)

    You'll never get any intruders with that door @Black Dog !In my shelter there's another door at the far end which goes out to the little back road, but there's no opening in it for Bella. The...
    You'll never get any intruders with that door @Black Dog !In my shelter there's another door at the far end which goes out to the little back road, but there's no opening in it for Bella. The ground slopes a bit and there's a gap at the bottom of the door, and she used to be able to crawl...
    You'll never get any intruders with that door @Black Dog !In my shelter there's another door at the far end which goes out to the little back road, but there's no opening in it for Bella. The ground slopes a bit and there's a gap at the bottom...
    You'll never get any intruders with that door @Black Dog !In my shelter there's another door at the far end which goes out to the little back road, but there's no opening in it for Bella. The...
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  7. Fat Controller

    Real curveball question!

    My days of that are over, sadly - the joys of living with disability.
    My days of that are over, sadly - the joys of living with disability.
    My days of that are over, sadly - the joys of living with disability.
    My days of that are over, sadly - the joys of living with disability.
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  8. ARMANDII

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY,, DMM

    Hope you have a fabulous day @DMM .x
    Hope you have a fabulous day @DMM .x
    Hope you have a fabulous day @DMM .x
    Hope you have a fabulous day @DMM .x
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  9. Michael Hewett

    Advice please

    Me too :heehee:
    Me too :heehee:
    Me too :heehee:
    Me too :heehee:
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  10. Shantech

    Banana trees

    Thanks Pete,Here are some pictures, yes I have them inside now, will keep them here until it gets warmer.thanks againHi Pete,Yes it is a Musa, re the picture with the green stem, I...
    Thanks Pete,Here are some pictures, yes I have them inside now, will keep them here until it gets warmer.thanks againHi Pete,Yes it is a Musa, re the picture with the green stem, I peeled the dry bark off the stem, after watching a video on YouTube, but wasn’t convinced it was the...
    Thanks Pete,Here are some pictures, yes I have them inside now, will keep them here until it gets warmer.thanks againHi Pete,Yes it is a Musa, re the picture with the green stem, I peeled the dry bark off the stem, after watching a...
    Thanks Pete,Here are some pictures, yes I have them inside now, will keep them here until it gets warmer.thanks againHi Pete,Yes it is a Musa, re the picture with the green stem, I...
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  11. clanless
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    Duke of Edinburgh

    Dusted this photo off today - quite fitting in many ways.... I had the honour of driving this vehicle up The Mall, past Buckingham Palace with Her Majesty The Queen and Prince Philip out front...
    Dusted this photo off today - quite fitting in many ways.... I had the honour of driving this vehicle up The Mall, past Buckingham Palace with Her Majesty The Queen and Prince Philip out front waving as we all passed.
    Dusted this photo off today - quite fitting in many ways.... I had the honour of driving this vehicle up The Mall, past Buckingham Palace with Her Majesty The Queen and Prince Philip out front waving as we all passed.
    Dusted this photo off today - quite fitting in many ways.... I had the honour of driving this vehicle up The Mall, past Buckingham Palace with Her Majesty The Queen and Prince Philip out front...
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  12. Sian in Belgium
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    “Because I thought I’d failed....”

    From school age it’s always been an uphill struggle, finally made to retirement age in almost one piece. At school I was always top in maths in the top stream in school, they put me down for a CSE...
    From school age it’s always been an uphill struggle, finally made to retirement age in almost one piece. At school I was always top in maths in the top stream in school, they put me down for a CSE exam unlike all those in the rest of the class. I got an apprenticeship and was good but refused a...
    From school age it’s always been an uphill struggle, finally made to retirement age in almost one piece. At school I was always top in maths in the top stream in school, they put me down for a CSE exam unlike all those in the rest of the class. I...
    From school age it’s always been an uphill struggle, finally made to retirement age in almost one piece. At school I was always top in maths in the top stream in school, they put me down for a CSE...
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  13. Loofah

    Scaffold shelves finish

    I'm planning on some scaffold board shelves for the office. I'm looking at a dark wood finish and wondering if anyone has taken on this sort of project and can recommend some stains / finishing...
    I'm planning on some scaffold board shelves for the office. I'm looking at a dark wood finish and wondering if anyone has taken on this sort of project and can recommend some stains / finishing products.
    I'm planning on some scaffold board shelves for the office. I'm looking at a dark wood finish and wondering if anyone has taken on this sort of project and can recommend some stains / finishing products.
    I'm planning on some scaffold board shelves for the office. I'm looking at a dark wood finish and wondering if anyone has taken on this sort of project and can recommend some stains / finishing...
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  14. Fat Controller
    Informative x 4

    Winter, Car Batteries and NOT getting stung....

    Nah, I reckon it was much simpler than that - old car, old battery and it stood quite a lot over the course of the past year due to 'Rona. I think him using the battery for the radio simply...
    Nah, I reckon it was much simpler than that - old car, old battery and it stood quite a lot over the course of the past year due to 'Rona. I think him using the battery for the radio simply tipped it over the edge from being able to turn the engine over to not being able to turn it at all. He...
    Nah, I reckon it was much simpler than that - old car, old battery and it stood quite a lot over the course of the past year due to 'Rona. I think him using the battery for the radio simply tipped it over the edge from being able to turn the...
    Nah, I reckon it was much simpler than that - old car, old battery and it stood quite a lot over the course of the past year due to 'Rona. I think him using the battery for the radio simply...
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  15. Sheal

    Facebook leak

    Everything carries cookies now @JWK but I didn't notice anything about notifications. My son sent me this link from America. He wouldn't have done that if he thought anything other than what 'big...
    Everything carries cookies now @JWK but I didn't notice anything about notifications. My son sent me this link from America. He wouldn't have done that if he thought anything other than what 'big brother' already knows would be disclosed. However, I think the link is less worrying than the...
    Everything carries cookies now @JWK but I didn't notice anything about notifications. My son sent me this link from America. He wouldn't have done that if he thought anything other than what 'big brother' already knows would be disclosed....
    Everything carries cookies now @JWK but I didn't notice anything about notifications. My son sent me this link from America. He wouldn't have done that if he thought anything other than what 'big...
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  16. ARMANDII

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JJ28

    I too missed the post and DO hope you had a wonderful birthday @JJ28 !
    I too missed the post and DO hope you had a wonderful birthday @JJ28 !
    I too missed the post and DO hope you had a wonderful birthday @JJ28 !
    I too missed the post and DO hope you had a wonderful birthday @JJ28 !
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  17. Upsydaisy

    Happy Easter Everyone!!

    Happy Easter, All! :)Nick
    Happy Easter, All! :)Nick
    Happy Easter, All! :)Nick
    Happy Easter, All! :)Nick
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  18. ricky101

    Air Purifiers - any good ?

    Although I'm not disputing any scientific tests (if there are any that have been tried) there is still the Placebo Effect. Apparently, when placebos are given as part of a trial there seems to be...
    Although I'm not disputing any scientific tests (if there are any that have been tried) there is still the Placebo Effect. Apparently, when placebos are given as part of a trial there seems to be an efficacy rate of between 30%-60%. Not to be sneezed at! :whistle: :heehee:
    Although I'm not disputing any scientific tests (if there are any that have been tried) there is still the Placebo Effect. Apparently, when placebos are given as part of a trial there seems to be an efficacy rate of between 30%-60%. Not to be...
    Although I'm not disputing any scientific tests (if there are any that have been tried) there is still the Placebo Effect. Apparently, when placebos are given as part of a trial there seems to be...
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  19. Vince
    Friendly x 3

    Update on Me!

    @Vince Sorry to hear about the heart scare and I hope you can get the right treatment/medication to allow you to resume some form of normality.
    @Vince Sorry to hear about the heart scare and I hope you can get the right treatment/medication to allow you to resume some form of normality.
    @Vince Sorry to hear about the heart scare and I hope you can get the right treatment/medication to allow you to resume some form of normality.
    @Vince Sorry to hear about the heart scare and I hope you can get the right treatment/medication to allow you to resume some form of normality.
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  20. pete
    Like x 9

    Things you dont use anymore.

    You obviously didn't buy your centres from me! :nonofinger: :roflol:.A service to the customer that I gave was to fit the centre and play the record for them. I made sure it was a good fit and the hole wasn't...
    You obviously didn't buy your centres from me! :nonofinger: :roflol:.A service to the customer that I gave was to fit the centre and play the record for them. I made sure it was a good fit and the hole wasn't worn. :blue thumb:My stall was outside Andersons the bakers (top centre of picture). When we moved out to...
    You obviously didn't buy your centres from me! :nonofinger: :roflol:.A service to the customer that I gave was to fit the centre and play the record for them. I made sure it was a good fit and the hole wasn't worn. :blue thumb:My stall was outside Andersons the bakers (top...
    You obviously didn't buy your centres from me! :nonofinger: :roflol:.A service to the customer that I gave was to fit the centre and play the record for them. I made sure it was a good fit and the hole wasn't...
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