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  1. Val..

    WOW, this is why my seeds are growing!!!

    Except when you work in a greenhouse all day! :)
    Except when you work in a greenhouse all day! :)
    Except when you work in a greenhouse all day! :)
    Except when you work in a greenhouse all day! :)
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  2. Madahhlia

    Fresh Dates

    I'll try that.
    I'll try that.
    I'll try that.
    I'll try that.
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  3. Val..
    Like x 9

    Public Notice!!

    Mums go to Iceland -Is that how the keep the prices down. Are we subsidising them with these now inflated Energy prices?
    Mums go to Iceland -Is that how the keep the prices down. Are we subsidising them with these now inflated Energy prices?
    Mums go to Iceland -Is that how the keep the prices down. Are we subsidising them with these now inflated Energy prices?
    Mums go to Iceland -Is that how the keep the prices down. Are we subsidising them with these now inflated Energy prices?
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  4. EddieJ

    Loosing the plot

    Thanks Ziggy, that's good to hear. :)
    Thanks Ziggy, that's good to hear. :)
    Thanks Ziggy, that's good to hear. :)
    Thanks Ziggy, that's good to hear. :)
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  5. Val..
    Like x 6

    Organising the Cats!!1

    Organise my cats............fat chance.:heehee::D:loll: Well, I mean they're female:runhills::runhills:
    Organise my cats............fat chance.:heehee::D:loll: Well, I mean they're female:runhills::runhills:
    Organise my cats............fat chance.:heehee::D:loll: Well, I mean they're female:runhills::runhills:
    Organise my cats............fat chance.:heehee::D:loll: Well, I mean they're female:runhills::runhills:
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  6. jjordie
    Like x 18

    Are you green?

    I take my old bag shopping, but the cashiers do not even acknowledge her, just Kerching £15.20 please Jack McH
    I take my old bag shopping, but the cashiers do not even acknowledge her, just Kerching £15.20 please Jack McH
    I take my old bag shopping, but the cashiers do not even acknowledge her, just Kerching £15.20 please Jack McH
    I take my old bag shopping, but the cashiers do not even acknowledge her, just Kerching £15.20 please Jack McH
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  7. miraflores

    brush strokes

    What a good idea using cling film in the tray first FidgetsMum. Should save me lots of time.For gloss paint on doors I use a small foam roller in a little tray with a sealable lid (like a...
    What a good idea using cling film in the tray first FidgetsMum. Should save me lots of time.For gloss paint on doors I use a small foam roller in a little tray with a sealable lid (like a Tupperware box). The lid keeps it all fresh for a few days allowing for two or three coats. I’ve found...
    What a good idea using cling film in the tray first FidgetsMum. Should save me lots of time.For gloss paint on doors I use a small foam roller in a little tray with a sealable lid (like a Tupperware box). The lid keeps it all fresh for a few...
    What a good idea using cling film in the tray first FidgetsMum. Should save me lots of time.For gloss paint on doors I use a small foam roller in a little tray with a sealable lid (like a...
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  8. clueless1

    Should I let this wind me up?

    I don't think I'll be seen as 'weak and vulnerable'. If someone does get that impression they'll be in for an unfortunate surprise if they try anything drastic. The persona I try to create, is...
    I don't think I'll be seen as 'weak and vulnerable'. If someone does get that impression they'll be in for an unfortunate surprise if they try anything drastic. The persona I try to create, is more a 'can't be bothered with your petty childish games, go and bug someone else because I can't be...
    I don't think I'll be seen as 'weak and vulnerable'. If someone does get that impression they'll be in for an unfortunate surprise if they try anything drastic. The persona I try to create, is more a 'can't be bothered with your petty childish...
    I don't think I'll be seen as 'weak and vulnerable'. If someone does get that impression they'll be in for an unfortunate surprise if they try anything drastic. The persona I try to create, is...
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  9. Phil A

    Speed of Light exceeded !

    I am not aware of that Clueless. But its a mind boggling subject. What Einstein said was that nothing could exceed the speed of light in a vacuum in space. However it is generally accepted that...
    I am not aware of that Clueless. But its a mind boggling subject. What Einstein said was that nothing could exceed the speed of light in a vacuum in space. However it is generally accepted that just after the big bank there was something called "inflation" in which space itself expanded faster...
    I am not aware of that Clueless. But its a mind boggling subject. What Einstein said was that nothing could exceed the speed of light in a vacuum in space. However it is generally accepted that just after the big bank there was something called...
    I am not aware of that Clueless. But its a mind boggling subject. What Einstein said was that nothing could exceed the speed of light in a vacuum in space. However it is generally accepted that...
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  10. miraflores

    looking for gold

    Mira; this article about gold panning is a bit out of date (2009), but gives you an idea of what can be found and where: Gold rush: How hundreds have turned to prospecting to beat the crunch |...
    Mira; this article about gold panning is a bit out of date (2009), but gives you an idea of what can be found and where: Gold rush: How hundreds have turned to prospecting to beat the crunch | Mail Online
    Mira; this article about gold panning is a bit out of date (2009), but gives you an idea of what can be found and where: Gold rush: How hundreds have turned to prospecting to beat the crunch | Mail Online
    Mira; this article about gold panning is a bit out of date (2009), but gives you an idea of what can be found and where: Gold rush: How hundreds have turned to prospecting to beat the crunch |...
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  11. Val..

    Mother Love

    Lion cub saved by mum as he cries out pitifully for help caught on camera | Mail Online
    Lion cub saved by mum as he cries out pitifully for help caught on camera | Mail Online
    Lion cub saved by mum as he cries out pitifully for help caught on camera | Mail Online
    Lion cub saved by mum as he cries out pitifully for help caught on camera | Mail Online
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  12. Genie2312

    Message layout...

    Quite easy Genie it is in your settings.. Go to your CP. scroll down to Settings & Options... select Edit Options.. Thread display options & click on the drop down for Linear - oldest 1st. &...
    Quite easy Genie it is in your settings.. Go to your CP. scroll down to Settings & Options... select Edit Options.. Thread display options & click on the drop down for Linear - oldest 1st. & save.. Done..
    Quite easy Genie it is in your settings.. Go to your CP. scroll down to Settings & Options... select Edit Options.. Thread display options & click on the drop down for Linear - oldest 1st. & save.. Done..
    Quite easy Genie it is in your settings.. Go to your CP. scroll down to Settings & Options... select Edit Options.. Thread display options & click on the drop down for Linear - oldest 1st. &...
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  13. music
    Like x 6

    What they throw away!!

    Blimey Zig, That hurt my brain reading that at this time of the day!!:scratch:
    Blimey Zig, That hurt my brain reading that at this time of the day!!:scratch:
    Blimey Zig, That hurt my brain reading that at this time of the day!!:scratch:
    Blimey Zig, That hurt my brain reading that at this time of the day!!:scratch:
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  14. Sheal

    What is it!

    Jack, My brother said that, another reason for not going down a steep hill. I did suggest what we used to do as kids........scuff the toes out of our shoes! :heehee: My brothers in Worcestershire...
    Jack, My brother said that, another reason for not going down a steep hill. I did suggest what we used to do as kids........scuff the toes out of our shoes! :heehee: My brothers in Worcestershire Armandii, not much sea around there. :)
    Jack, My brother said that, another reason for not going down a steep hill. I did suggest what we used to do as kids........scuff the toes out of our shoes! :heehee: My brothers in Worcestershire Armandii, not much sea around there. :)
    Jack, My brother said that, another reason for not going down a steep hill. I did suggest what we used to do as kids........scuff the toes out of our shoes! :heehee: My brothers in Worcestershire...
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  15. catztail
    Like x 18

    just to say thanks

    He was lead by a Star.
    He was lead by a Star.
    He was lead by a Star.
    He was lead by a Star.
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  16. Sheal

    Enough's enough!

    The mind boggles!!!!! :rolleyespink: :heehee: :loll:
    The mind boggles!!!!! :rolleyespink: :heehee: :loll:
    The mind boggles!!!!! :rolleyespink: :heehee: :loll:
    The mind boggles!!!!! :rolleyespink: :heehee: :loll:
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  17. shiney
    Like x 5

    Can Cold Water Clean Dishes?

    Can Cold Water Clean Dishes? This is for all the germ conscious folks that worry about using cold water to clean. John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area...
    Can Cold Water Clean Dishes? This is for all the germ conscious folks that worry about using cold water to clean. John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of Saskatchewan After spending a great evening chatting the night away, the next morning John's...
    Can Cold Water Clean Dishes? This is for all the germ conscious folks that worry about using cold water to clean. John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of Saskatchewan After spending a great evening...
    Can Cold Water Clean Dishes? This is for all the germ conscious folks that worry about using cold water to clean. John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area...
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  18. shiney
    Like x 13

    Warning - Drinking Dangers

    Hmmmm......don't know where I stand on this one. I drink water and absolutely nothing else but water. My family tell me I don't drink enough, but having read the above I think my body makes it's...
    Hmmmm......don't know where I stand on this one. I drink water and absolutely nothing else but water. My family tell me I don't drink enough, but having read the above I think my body makes it's own judgement. Being as I don't drink anything else, diuretics don't come into it, so I believe my...
    Hmmmm......don't know where I stand on this one. I drink water and absolutely nothing else but water. My family tell me I don't drink enough, but having read the above I think my body makes it's own judgement. Being as I don't drink anything...
    Hmmmm......don't know where I stand on this one. I drink water and absolutely nothing else but water. My family tell me I don't drink enough, but having read the above I think my body makes it's...
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  19. music

    There are doctors and there are doctors.

    PS that was not on the same day as the foot (:D)... So sorry to hear about your other foot, but if it was broken I think that you would be in such pain that you couldn't type.
    PS that was not on the same day as the foot (:D)... So sorry to hear about your other foot, but if it was broken I think that you would be in such pain that you couldn't type.
    PS that was not on the same day as the foot (:D)... So sorry to hear about your other foot, but if it was broken I think that you would be in such pain that you couldn't type.
    PS that was not on the same day as the foot (:D)... So sorry to hear about your other foot, but if it was broken I think that you would be in such pain that you couldn't type.
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  20. Sheal

    Just to make you jealous!

    To be honest, I could care less about them. They are my husband's toys. And I've driven the Corvette we have and others (from old boyfriends). To me, I don't see what is so great about a...
    To be honest, I could care less about them. They are my husband's toys. And I've driven the Corvette we have and others (from old boyfriends). To me, I don't see what is so great about a Corvette. From the inside the view around you is impaired due to its form. You cannot drive it in the...
    To be honest, I could care less about them. They are my husband's toys. And I've driven the Corvette we have and others (from old boyfriends). To me, I don't see what is so great about a Corvette. From the inside the view around you is...
    To be honest, I could care less about them. They are my husband's toys. And I've driven the Corvette we have and others (from old boyfriends). To me, I don't see what is so great about a...
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