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  1. kyleleonard

    The Poddington Peas

    Oh thats right, Poppie was only watching it because the little ones had it on. Picked her up from Bristol a while back, she found a Tellytubbies tape in the car & played it right thru:D
    Oh thats right, Poppie was only watching it because the little ones had it on. Picked her up from Bristol a while back, she found a Tellytubbies tape in the car & played it right thru:D
    Oh thats right, Poppie was only watching it because the little ones had it on. Picked her up from Bristol a while back, she found a Tellytubbies tape in the car & played it right thru:D
    Oh thats right, Poppie was only watching it because the little ones had it on. Picked her up from Bristol a while back, she found a Tellytubbies tape in the car & played it right thru:D
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  2. gcc3663

    That Darn'd Cat

    I have the two cats, Sally and Jenny. Jenny is the one who will sit or walk on the keyboard or, the favourite trick, sit in front of the Monitor so that you get a stiff neck trying to peer...
    I have the two cats, Sally and Jenny. Jenny is the one who will sit or walk on the keyboard or, the favourite trick, sit in front of the Monitor so that you get a stiff neck trying to peer around her. :dunno::D Sally will sit by you unnoticed and then when you're engrossed in something on the...
    I have the two cats, Sally and Jenny. Jenny is the one who will sit or walk on the keyboard or, the favourite trick, sit in front of the Monitor so that you get a stiff neck trying to peer around her. :dunno::D Sally will sit by you unnoticed and...
    I have the two cats, Sally and Jenny. Jenny is the one who will sit or walk on the keyboard or, the favourite trick, sit in front of the Monitor so that you get a stiff neck trying to peer...
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  3. clueless1

    Where's all the money? Is it even real?

    :heehee: You know what they say ... when you buy a house, you don't just pay for the bricks and mortar, you pay for the neighbours as well. Once I would have dismissed this as snobbish nonsense. Now I...
    :heehee: You know what they say ... when you buy a house, you don't just pay for the bricks and mortar, you pay for the neighbours as well. Once I would have dismissed this as snobbish nonsense. Now I can see that, unfortunately, it happens to be true.
    :heehee: You know what they say ... when you buy a house, you don't just pay for the bricks and mortar, you pay for the neighbours as well. Once I would have dismissed this as snobbish nonsense. Now I can see that, unfortunately, it happens to be true.
    :heehee: You know what they say ... when you buy a house, you don't just pay for the bricks and mortar, you pay for the neighbours as well. Once I would have dismissed this as snobbish nonsense. Now I...
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  4. clueless1

    Just had the fright of my life:)

    There have been incidents of livestock getting very ill and in some cases even dying, as a result of accidentally eating the wire frames after the lanterns landed in grazing land or were...
    There have been incidents of livestock getting very ill and in some cases even dying, as a result of accidentally eating the wire frames after the lanterns landed in grazing land or were accidentally baled up in the hay.
    There have been incidents of livestock getting very ill and in some cases even dying, as a result of accidentally eating the wire frames after the lanterns landed in grazing land or were accidentally baled up in the hay.
    There have been incidents of livestock getting very ill and in some cases even dying, as a result of accidentally eating the wire frames after the lanterns landed in grazing land or were...
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  5. shiney

    Have You Made Your Will? Not a joke.

    My husband and I made our Wills during our honeymoon (now there's romantic for you) after which I took him to show him the view from Beachy Head only trouble was, the bu**er wouldn't go near the...
    My husband and I made our Wills during our honeymoon (now there's romantic for you) after which I took him to show him the view from Beachy Head only trouble was, the bu**er wouldn't go near the edge! Since then we've revised them, to take account of and make provision for the girls, but it...
    My husband and I made our Wills during our honeymoon (now there's romantic for you) after which I took him to show him the view from Beachy Head only trouble was, the bu**er wouldn't go near the edge! Since then we've revised them, to take...
    My husband and I made our Wills during our honeymoon (now there's romantic for you) after which I took him to show him the view from Beachy Head only trouble was, the bu**er wouldn't go near the...
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  6. Prudence Potts

    Hard winter ahead!

    Eeeeasy life :WINK1:
    Eeeeasy life :WINK1:
    Eeeeasy life :WINK1:
    Eeeeasy life :WINK1:
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  7. clueless1

    Pork joint in the freezer - is it ok?

    If one follow the same principle as for vaccines, best thing to do would be to eat a tiny quantity of it to build up a protection for the organism. PS you may not see the effects just yet if you...
    If one follow the same principle as for vaccines, best thing to do would be to eat a tiny quantity of it to build up a protection for the organism. PS you may not see the effects just yet if you eat it this morning.
    If one follow the same principle as for vaccines, best thing to do would be to eat a tiny quantity of it to build up a protection for the organism. PS you may not see the effects just yet if you eat it this morning.
    If one follow the same principle as for vaccines, best thing to do would be to eat a tiny quantity of it to build up a protection for the organism. PS you may not see the effects just yet if you...
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  8. miraflores

    All the streets leads to...

    I always wondered why in towns and cities the historical levels build up to such a huge extent . They must have never cleared the site and just built on top of the old buildings. We have JCBs...
    I always wondered why in towns and cities the historical levels build up to such a huge extent . They must have never cleared the site and just built on top of the old buildings. We have JCBs these days and big dump trucks , so I presume city levels will not be rising now.
    I always wondered why in towns and cities the historical levels build up to such a huge extent . They must have never cleared the site and just built on top of the old buildings. We have JCBs these days and big dump trucks , so I presume city...
    I always wondered why in towns and cities the historical levels build up to such a huge extent . They must have never cleared the site and just built on top of the old buildings. We have JCBs...
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  9. kyleleonard

    Twlight

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  10. miraflores
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    owl

    :DOH:Doh.
    :DOH:Doh.
    :DOH:Doh.
    :DOH:Doh.
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  11. blacksmith

    woodburners

    Hi, I am fitting a second woodburner which will heat water, it will burn a lot of wood but I have a supply of free carpentry offcuts. Canadian pine. Has anybody experienced chimney fires or good...
    Hi, I am fitting a second woodburner which will heat water, it will burn a lot of wood but I have a supply of free carpentry offcuts. Canadian pine. Has anybody experienced chimney fires or good things about burning softwood offcuts.
    Hi, I am fitting a second woodburner which will heat water, it will burn a lot of wood but I have a supply of free carpentry offcuts. Canadian pine. Has anybody experienced chimney fires or good things about burning softwood offcuts.
    Hi, I am fitting a second woodburner which will heat water, it will burn a lot of wood but I have a supply of free carpentry offcuts. Canadian pine. Has anybody experienced chimney fires or good...
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  12. Flowerpot
    Like x 7

    Autumn Equinox

    Happy Mabon
    Happy Mabon
    Happy Mabon
    Happy Mabon
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  13. miraflores

    The wait is over

    Surely us gardeners should be using blackberrys or apples?:-)
    Surely us gardeners should be using blackberrys or apples?:-)
    Surely us gardeners should be using blackberrys or apples?:-)
    Surely us gardeners should be using blackberrys or apples?:-)
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  14. Aesculus

    Celebration's Chocolates for 11p!

    Damn too slow, I missed it, and I needed a new pencil sharpener too!:-)
    Damn too slow, I missed it, and I needed a new pencil sharpener too!:-)
    Damn too slow, I missed it, and I needed a new pencil sharpener too!:-)
    Damn too slow, I missed it, and I needed a new pencil sharpener too!:-)
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  15. miraflores

    on the floor

    Just blacked it in I would think.Val
    Just blacked it in I would think.Val
    Just blacked it in I would think.Val
    Just blacked it in I would think.Val
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  16. miraflores

    cosmos

    Love the colour:D
    Love the colour:D
    Love the colour:D
    Love the colour:D
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  17. miraflores

    what does your home say about you?

    Ugh, i remember being fed this as a child :mute:
    Ugh, i remember being fed this as a child :mute:
    Ugh, i remember being fed this as a child :mute:
    Ugh, i remember being fed this as a child :mute:
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  18. miraflores

    stunning colours...

    Did you think the Parrot was a nut? - obviously it was a Parrot:heehee::heehee::heehee: Whoops. Sorry. Should have read it properly.
    Did you think the Parrot was a nut? - obviously it was a Parrot:heehee::heehee::heehee: Whoops. Sorry. Should have read it properly.
    Did you think the Parrot was a nut? - obviously it was a Parrot:heehee::heehee::heehee: Whoops. Sorry. Should have read it properly.
    Did you think the Parrot was a nut? - obviously it was a Parrot:heehee::heehee::heehee: Whoops. Sorry. Should have read it properly.
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  19. watergarden

    Have I missed something?

    Whats that about watergarden?
    Whats that about watergarden?
    Whats that about watergarden?
    Whats that about watergarden?
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  20. Phil A

    Sun Spots are picking up

    I think you have to climb inside the paper bag, and sit under the stairs eating your stockpiled tinned food and listening for announcements on the wireless.
    I think you have to climb inside the paper bag, and sit under the stairs eating your stockpiled tinned food and listening for announcements on the wireless.
    I think you have to climb inside the paper bag, and sit under the stairs eating your stockpiled tinned food and listening for announcements on the wireless.
    I think you have to climb inside the paper bag, and sit under the stairs eating your stockpiled tinned food and listening for announcements on the wireless.
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