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  1. Val..

    How much should I tip the hairdresser?

    I was hairdresser and its a hard job sore feet sore back .But a smile and a face for every custumerBut as for tipping please tip the girl who washes your hair as they are poorly paid or...
    I was hairdresser and its a hard job sore feet sore back .But a smile and a face for every custumerBut as for tipping please tip the girl who washes your hair as they are poorly paid or was when I started many years ago.I only tip the girl who washes but give a christmas gift to my...
    I was hairdresser and its a hard job sore feet sore back .But a smile and a face for every custumerBut as for tipping please tip the girl who washes your hair as they are poorly paid or was when I started many years ago.I only tip...
    I was hairdresser and its a hard job sore feet sore back .But a smile and a face for every custumerBut as for tipping please tip the girl who washes your hair as they are poorly paid or...
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  2. shiney

    Bit of a Giggle

    Yes, he was the best ventriloquist I ever heard :dbgrtmb: but the worst one I've ever seen :loll:
    Yes, he was the best ventriloquist I ever heard :dbgrtmb: but the worst one I've ever seen :loll:
    Yes, he was the best ventriloquist I ever heard :dbgrtmb: but the worst one I've ever seen :loll:
    Yes, he was the best ventriloquist I ever heard :dbgrtmb: but the worst one I've ever seen :loll:
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  3. jjordie

    Happy birthday daisees

    Happy Birthday Daisees.
    Happy Birthday Daisees.
    Happy Birthday Daisees.
    Happy Birthday Daisees.
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  4. clueless1

    Horse power - metric vs imperial

    Like you say Peter nothing new under the sun , its just that nowadays they can tell you exactly why it has gone wrong - in 3D graphics - but it is still after the event.
    Like you say Peter nothing new under the sun , its just that nowadays they can tell you exactly why it has gone wrong - in 3D graphics - but it is still after the event.
    Like you say Peter nothing new under the sun , its just that nowadays they can tell you exactly why it has gone wrong - in 3D graphics - but it is still after the event.
    Like you say Peter nothing new under the sun , its just that nowadays they can tell you exactly why it has gone wrong - in 3D graphics - but it is still after the event.
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  5. Jack McHammocklashing

    What happened on GC 26/MAR/2011?

    Hi Marley, It is in a museum - at the Imperial War Museum Duxford :dbgrtmb: CONCORDE SST : 01 at Duxford : 1977 arrival IWM Duxford - Europe's premier aviation museum : BAC / Aerospatiale Concorde ...
    Hi Marley, It is in a museum - at the Imperial War Museum Duxford :dbgrtmb: CONCORDE SST : 01 at Duxford : 1977 arrival IWM Duxford - Europe's premier aviation museum : BAC / Aerospatiale Concorde [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqUnnWBeSAM[/url]
    Hi Marley, It is in a museum - at the Imperial War Museum Duxford :dbgrtmb: CONCORDE SST : 01 at Duxford : 1977 arrival IWM Duxford - Europe's premier aviation museum : BAC / Aerospatiale Concorde ...
    Hi Marley, It is in a museum - at the Imperial War Museum Duxford :dbgrtmb: CONCORDE SST : 01 at Duxford : 1977 arrival IWM Duxford - Europe's premier aviation museum : BAC / Aerospatiale Concorde ...
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  6. WolfieKate

    Now what do I do?

    You need to decide whether you would like some extra income. If so, then lower paid jobs are mostly what are available for part time. We have many friends whose children are at school and they...
    You need to decide whether you would like some extra income. If so, then lower paid jobs are mostly what are available for part time. We have many friends whose children are at school and they are quite happy to work at the checkout in the supermarket. The pay is not good but neither is it...
    You need to decide whether you would like some extra income. If so, then lower paid jobs are mostly what are available for part time. We have many friends whose children are at school and they are quite happy to work at the checkout in the...
    You need to decide whether you would like some extra income. If so, then lower paid jobs are mostly what are available for part time. We have many friends whose children are at school and they...
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  7. rob158

    The little faces?

    Thank you, :yess: :dbgrtmb:.
    Thank you, :yess: :dbgrtmb:.
    Thank you, :yess: :dbgrtmb:.
    Thank you, :yess: :dbgrtmb:.
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  8. miraflores

    disinfectant substitute?

    I do use Listerine, Miraflores, and I like it. I stick to the "Freshburst" flavour as I find that it's the nicest for me. It definitely works and leaves your mouth feeling clean and fresh,...
    I do use Listerine, Miraflores, and I like it. I stick to the "Freshburst" flavour as I find that it's the nicest for me. It definitely works and leaves your mouth feeling clean and fresh, once you can feel you mouth again that is:heehee::heehee::loll::D
    I do use Listerine, Miraflores, and I like it. I stick to the "Freshburst" flavour as I find that it's the nicest for me. It definitely works and leaves your mouth feeling clean and fresh, once you can feel you mouth again that is:heehee::heehee::loll::D
    I do use Listerine, Miraflores, and I like it. I stick to the "Freshburst" flavour as I find that it's the nicest for me. It definitely works and leaves your mouth feeling clean and fresh,...
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  9. oakdaledave

    Mosaic on coffee table for patio

    A girl on here was making a table like this a few months ago, try searching for threads and I'm sure you'll find it for tips :thumbsup:
    A girl on here was making a table like this a few months ago, try searching for threads and I'm sure you'll find it for tips :thumbsup:
    A girl on here was making a table like this a few months ago, try searching for threads and I'm sure you'll find it for tips :thumbsup:
    A girl on here was making a table like this a few months ago, try searching for threads and I'm sure you'll find it for tips :thumbsup:
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  10. HarryS

    Drought warning despite wet summer

    I thought you have already boasted about having one of those :scratch:
    I thought you have already boasted about having one of those :scratch:
    I thought you have already boasted about having one of those :scratch:
    I thought you have already boasted about having one of those :scratch:
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  11. miraflores

    don't employer check their accounts from time to time?

    Many years ago (I think it was 1983) a bank employee came up with a good scheme. He worked in the computer department of one of the major retail banks. In those days we were still using the...
    Many years ago (I think it was 1983) a bank employee came up with a good scheme. He worked in the computer department of one of the major retail banks. In those days we were still using the half pence and shops still had many items that ended in a half penny. When people paid by cheque...
    Many years ago (I think it was 1983) a bank employee came up with a good scheme. He worked in the computer department of one of the major retail banks. In those days we were still using the half pence and shops still had many items that...
    Many years ago (I think it was 1983) a bank employee came up with a good scheme. He worked in the computer department of one of the major retail banks. In those days we were still using the...
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  12. shiney

    It's Amazing What A Man Can Do Playing With His Harmonica

    Dim, pretty good :thumb: (I like your Alfred E Neuman :D) Re blues/chain gang songs: Harry Belafonte did a superb album called "Swing Dat Hammer" in 1960. It is very difficult to get hold of...
    Dim, pretty good :thumb: (I like your Alfred E Neuman :D) Re blues/chain gang songs: Harry Belafonte did a superb album called "Swing Dat Hammer" in 1960. It is very difficult to get hold of nowadays and, in the past, I've been offered £100 for my copy! (I bought it when it first came out and...
    Dim, pretty good :thumb: (I like your Alfred E Neuman :D) Re blues/chain gang songs: Harry Belafonte did a superb album called "Swing Dat Hammer" in 1960. It is very difficult to get hold of nowadays and, in the past, I've been offered £100 for...
    Dim, pretty good :thumb: (I like your Alfred E Neuman :D) Re blues/chain gang songs: Harry Belafonte did a superb album called "Swing Dat Hammer" in 1960. It is very difficult to get hold of...
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  13. Jack McHammocklashing
    Like x 3

    I have caught the bug

    There are some fabulous Heuchera varieties available now with beautiful striking shades and veining and they look amazing in winter hanging baskets! oh dear I think I might of talked myself in to...
    There are some fabulous Heuchera varieties available now with beautiful striking shades and veining and they look amazing in winter hanging baskets! oh dear I think I might of talked myself in to buying some:heehee:
    There are some fabulous Heuchera varieties available now with beautiful striking shades and veining and they look amazing in winter hanging baskets! oh dear I think I might of talked myself in to buying some:heehee:
    There are some fabulous Heuchera varieties available now with beautiful striking shades and veining and they look amazing in winter hanging baskets! oh dear I think I might of talked myself in to...
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  14. Phil A
    Like x 3

    Troll Convicted

    You're right of course. I guess the point I was trying to make, with a bit of humour thrown in (which may have been inappropriate given the subject), is that this chap was not found guilty of, for...
    You're right of course. I guess the point I was trying to make, with a bit of humour thrown in (which may have been inappropriate given the subject), is that this chap was not found guilty of, for example, deliberately being argumentative on a forum just to wind people up (someone internet users...
    You're right of course. I guess the point I was trying to make, with a bit of humour thrown in (which may have been inappropriate given the subject), is that this chap was not found guilty of, for example, deliberately being argumentative on a...
    You're right of course. I guess the point I was trying to make, with a bit of humour thrown in (which may have been inappropriate given the subject), is that this chap was not found guilty of, for...
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  15. miraflores
    Like x 4

    Happy Birthday Ziggy

    Ziggy, Age 1?..........Does this mean your a 'New Age Man'. :heehee:
    Ziggy, Age 1?..........Does this mean your a 'New Age Man'. :heehee:
    Ziggy, Age 1?..........Does this mean your a 'New Age Man'. :heehee:
    Ziggy, Age 1?..........Does this mean your a 'New Age Man'. :heehee:
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  16. miraflores

    obese children taken into care

    Putting the kids up for adoption is extreme. In fact I'd say it is outrageous.How can you say to a kid, "you're mam is no longer your mam, we're going to choose you a new one".Foster care,...
    Putting the kids up for adoption is extreme. In fact I'd say it is outrageous.How can you say to a kid, "you're mam is no longer your mam, we're going to choose you a new one".Foster care, maybe. In fostering, nobody tries to pretend that the foster carers are the real parents, and the kids...
    Putting the kids up for adoption is extreme. In fact I'd say it is outrageous.How can you say to a kid, "you're mam is no longer your mam, we're going to choose you a new one".Foster care, maybe. In fostering, nobody tries to pretend that the...
    Putting the kids up for adoption is extreme. In fact I'd say it is outrageous.How can you say to a kid, "you're mam is no longer your mam, we're going to choose you a new one".Foster care,...
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  18. miraflores

    for the lucky ladies

    I do like things tied up with buttons and bows, don't you?:heehee::heehee::D:yess::wub2::wub2:
    I do like things tied up with buttons and bows, don't you?:heehee::heehee::D:yess::wub2::wub2:
    I do like things tied up with buttons and bows, don't you?:heehee::heehee::D:yess::wub2::wub2:
    I do like things tied up with buttons and bows, don't you?:heehee::heehee::D:yess::wub2::wub2:
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  19. Val..

    Getting rid of the "sell by date"

    I put the following on another thread a short while ago. Can't be bothered to type it again :heehee:. 'Sell by', 'Use by', 'best before' etc are due for a revamp.It has been calculated that approx...
    I put the following on another thread a short while ago. Can't be bothered to type it again :heehee:. 'Sell by', 'Use by', 'best before' etc are due for a revamp.It has been calculated that approx six billion pounds worth of food per annum is thrown away mainly because of the public...
    I put the following on another thread a short while ago. Can't be bothered to type it again :heehee:. 'Sell by', 'Use by', 'best before' etc are due for a revamp.It has been calculated that approx six billion pounds worth of food per annum is thrown...
    I put the following on another thread a short while ago. Can't be bothered to type it again :heehee:. 'Sell by', 'Use by', 'best before' etc are due for a revamp.It has been calculated that approx...
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  20. oakdaledave

    Petrol to diesel

    Why not ask the mechanic to go the full hog and build a perpetual motion machine?Jokes aside, lets look at some of the considerations:A diesel engine is a 'compression ignition' engine. It...
    Why not ask the mechanic to go the full hog and build a perpetual motion machine?Jokes aside, lets look at some of the considerations:A diesel engine is a 'compression ignition' engine. It ignites the fuel/air mix by relying on the little law of physics that things heat up when they are...
    Why not ask the mechanic to go the full hog and build a perpetual motion machine?Jokes aside, lets look at some of the considerations:A diesel engine is a 'compression ignition' engine. It ignites the fuel/air mix by relying on the little...
    Why not ask the mechanic to go the full hog and build a perpetual motion machine?Jokes aside, lets look at some of the considerations:A diesel engine is a 'compression ignition' engine. It...
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