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  1. kyleleonard

    Last.fm

    Not a playlist. If you listen to music on Spotify or Itunes (or any music player which is compatible with Last.fm) it 'scrobbles' the songs and puts them into charts and then you can compare music...
    Not a playlist. If you listen to music on Spotify or Itunes (or any music player which is compatible with Last.fm) it 'scrobbles' the songs and puts them into charts and then you can compare music tastes with people you know.Example; Your musical compatibility with diane-91 is SUPER Music you...
    Not a playlist. If you listen to music on Spotify or Itunes (or any music player which is compatible with Last.fm) it 'scrobbles' the songs and puts them into charts and then you can compare music tastes with people you know.Example; Your...
    Not a playlist. If you listen to music on Spotify or Itunes (or any music player which is compatible with Last.fm) it 'scrobbles' the songs and puts them into charts and then you can compare music...
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  2. Val..

    The boy in the striped pyjamas.

    The film apparently showed events as seen through the eyes of an eight year old German boy who obviously has no idea what is going on around him, hence the title, he wonders why his friend always...
    The film apparently showed events as seen through the eyes of an eight year old German boy who obviously has no idea what is going on around him, hence the title, he wonders why his friend always wears pyjamas!! his mother also is unaware believing the camp is just a prison. I think the film...
    The film apparently showed events as seen through the eyes of an eight year old German boy who obviously has no idea what is going on around him, hence the title, he wonders why his friend always wears pyjamas!! his mother also is unaware...
    The film apparently showed events as seen through the eyes of an eight year old German boy who obviously has no idea what is going on around him, hence the title, he wonders why his friend always...
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  3. Bilbo675
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    Fox Hunt...(don't worry just a joke)

    Do you think they got the brush-off?
    Do you think they got the brush-off?
    Do you think they got the brush-off?
    Do you think they got the brush-off?
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  4. joolz68

    plantachondriac

    Wow!!!! :rolleyespink: You need to see an otologist :heehee: you set em up ........ :loll:
    Wow!!!! :rolleyespink: You need to see an otologist :heehee: you set em up ........ :loll:
    Wow!!!! :rolleyespink: You need to see an otologist :heehee: you set em up ........ :loll:
    Wow!!!! :rolleyespink: You need to see an otologist :heehee: you set em up ........ :loll:
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  5. Trunky
    Like x 3

    Headline of the year?

    And that`s not to be sniffed at.:cool:
    And that`s not to be sniffed at.:cool:
    And that`s not to be sniffed at.:cool:
    And that`s not to be sniffed at.:cool:
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  6. clueless1

    See what you think of my new religion - Cydre

    It's a little known fact that 'Le Piat D'or' is actually an English brand with a Frenchified name. The drink, which is a by-product of the oil refining process, is actually from Canvey Island. ...
    It's a little known fact that 'Le Piat D'or' is actually an English brand with a Frenchified name. The drink, which is a by-product of the oil refining process, is actually from Canvey Island. Its original name, in the Essex tongue, was P**shouse Door'.
    It's a little known fact that 'Le Piat D'or' is actually an English brand with a Frenchified name. The drink, which is a by-product of the oil refining process, is actually from Canvey Island. Its original name, in the Essex tongue, was...
    It's a little known fact that 'Le Piat D'or' is actually an English brand with a Frenchified name. The drink, which is a by-product of the oil refining process, is actually from Canvey Island. ...
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  7. Val..

    Didn't realise pruning could be this hazardous!!!

    He certainly has attention for detail. He obviously likes to keep one eye on his work at all times.I heard that there'd been a spate of thefts of garden tools in his neighbourhood, he obviously...
    He certainly has attention for detail. He obviously likes to keep one eye on his work at all times.I heard that there'd been a spate of thefts of garden tools in his neighbourhood, he obviously want to keep an eye on his secateurs.I think he's been gardening too many years. Its gone to his...
    He certainly has attention for detail. He obviously likes to keep one eye on his work at all times.I heard that there'd been a spate of thefts of garden tools in his neighbourhood, he obviously want to keep an eye on his secateurs.I think...
    He certainly has attention for detail. He obviously likes to keep one eye on his work at all times.I heard that there'd been a spate of thefts of garden tools in his neighbourhood, he obviously...
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  8. pete

    Child proof tops

    Some bottles are now not so much child proof as people proof. Like Val, I find some of these tops difficult enough without the added complication of arthritis. Bleach bottles drive me mad. ...
    Some bottles are now not so much child proof as people proof. Like Val, I find some of these tops difficult enough without the added complication of arthritis. Bleach bottles drive me mad. Just like Pete, I tend to leave the lids half screwed on so that I can actually get at the stuff, which...
    Some bottles are now not so much child proof as people proof. Like Val, I find some of these tops difficult enough without the added complication of arthritis. Bleach bottles drive me mad. Just like Pete, I tend to leave the lids half screwed...
    Some bottles are now not so much child proof as people proof. Like Val, I find some of these tops difficult enough without the added complication of arthritis. Bleach bottles drive me mad. ...
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  9. miraflores

    would you believe it how stingy some people are...?

    Many years ago I used to do a delivery round for a family friend. Whenever I knocked on the doors of large houses I rarely got an answer. Having got back in the van I would then spot somebody...
    Many years ago I used to do a delivery round for a family friend. Whenever I knocked on the doors of large houses I rarely got an answer. Having got back in the van I would then spot somebody playing 'peep behind the curtain' in the house. Always the same. :scratch: In a different area I delivered to a...
    Many years ago I used to do a delivery round for a family friend. Whenever I knocked on the doors of large houses I rarely got an answer. Having got back in the van I would then spot somebody playing 'peep behind the curtain' in the house. Always...
    Many years ago I used to do a delivery round for a family friend. Whenever I knocked on the doors of large houses I rarely got an answer. Having got back in the van I would then spot somebody...
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  10. Penny in Ontario
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    Thank You

    Sorry to hear, never nice to lose a pet.
    Sorry to hear, never nice to lose a pet.
    Sorry to hear, never nice to lose a pet.
    Sorry to hear, never nice to lose a pet.
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  11. Phil A

    Happy Birthday mikemaber

    Have a great day Mike...happy birthday.
    Have a great day Mike...happy birthday.
    Have a great day Mike...happy birthday.
    Have a great day Mike...happy birthday.
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  12. Phil A

    Happy Birthday Blacksmith

    :hapfeet::hapfeet::hapfeet: Happy Birthday :hapfeet::hapfeet::hapfeet:
    :hapfeet::hapfeet::hapfeet: Happy Birthday :hapfeet::hapfeet::hapfeet:
    :hapfeet::hapfeet::hapfeet: Happy Birthday :hapfeet::hapfeet::hapfeet:
    :hapfeet::hapfeet::hapfeet: Happy Birthday :hapfeet::hapfeet::hapfeet:
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  13. lazydog

    zone ??

    Twilight Zone intro. - YouTube
    Twilight Zone intro. - YouTube
    Twilight Zone intro. - YouTube
    Twilight Zone intro. - YouTube
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  14. catztail

    radio night

    Doing it this way suits his style and he has complete freedom to do what he wants to. I think if we were back in the pirate radio days he might have gotten involved.
    Doing it this way suits his style and he has complete freedom to do what he wants to. I think if we were back in the pirate radio days he might have gotten involved.
    Doing it this way suits his style and he has complete freedom to do what he wants to. I think if we were back in the pirate radio days he might have gotten involved.
    Doing it this way suits his style and he has complete freedom to do what he wants to. I think if we were back in the pirate radio days he might have gotten involved.
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  15. ARMANDII
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    Nicely put

    What a fantastic little house I would adore something like that, but they must have been a pretty amazing family too Armandii, thanks for sharing that.. :sunny:
    What a fantastic little house I would adore something like that, but they must have been a pretty amazing family too Armandii, thanks for sharing that.. :sunny:
    What a fantastic little house I would adore something like that, but they must have been a pretty amazing family too Armandii, thanks for sharing that.. :sunny:
    What a fantastic little house I would adore something like that, but they must have been a pretty amazing family too Armandii, thanks for sharing that.. :sunny:
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  16. miraflores

    eid

    Ta - must remember to get my neighbours a card. They always send me one at Chrismas.
    Ta - must remember to get my neighbours a card. They always send me one at Chrismas.
    Ta - must remember to get my neighbours a card. They always send me one at Chrismas.
    Ta - must remember to get my neighbours a card. They always send me one at Chrismas.
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  17. Phil A
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  18. HarryS

    Wigans Wonderfull Weekend !!

    WIGAN 28 LEEDS 18 Challenge Cup Winners again !!! Incredible game Leeds :thumbsup:Wigan Athletic 2 QPR 0 Out of the bottom three, for 3 weeks ! A record :DBeer time now :dbgrtmb:
    WIGAN 28 LEEDS 18 Challenge Cup Winners again !!! Incredible game Leeds :thumbsup:Wigan Athletic 2 QPR 0 Out of the bottom three, for 3 weeks ! A record :DBeer time now :dbgrtmb:
    WIGAN 28 LEEDS 18 Challenge Cup Winners again !!! Incredible game Leeds :thumbsup:Wigan Athletic 2 QPR 0 Out of the bottom three, for 3 weeks ! A record :DBeer time now :dbgrtmb:
    WIGAN 28 LEEDS 18 Challenge Cup Winners again !!! Incredible game Leeds :thumbsup:Wigan Athletic 2 QPR 0 Out of the bottom three, for 3 weeks ! A record :DBeer time now :dbgrtmb:
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  19. music
    Like x 18

    They had sore paws!!!.

    Nice one, that reminded me of an announcement on Liverpool's Radio City many years ago. Went something like this..."To the joker that climbed our transmitter last night & wedged a chair into it,...
    Nice one, that reminded me of an announcement on Liverpool's Radio City many years ago. Went something like this..."To the joker that climbed our transmitter last night & wedged a chair into it, you are now sterile as it was transmitting at the time"
    Nice one, that reminded me of an announcement on Liverpool's Radio City many years ago. Went something like this..."To the joker that climbed our transmitter last night & wedged a chair into it, you are now sterile as it was transmitting at the...
    Nice one, that reminded me of an announcement on Liverpool's Radio City many years ago. Went something like this..."To the joker that climbed our transmitter last night & wedged a chair into it,...
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  20. miraflores
    Like x 4

    NUROFEN PLUS TABLETS recalled

    All Nurofen Plus tablets recalled
    All Nurofen Plus tablets recalled
    All Nurofen Plus tablets recalled
    All Nurofen Plus tablets recalled
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