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  1. The Muppet Show

    ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK !!!! Section For General Banter And Laughs Including Jokes
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  2. Gardeners Corner Question Time

    Members willing to be interrogated by other members can start a thread in here. PLEASE READ THE STICKY ANNOUNCEMENT FIRST.
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  1. Gogs

    Mobile ....contact list......WARNING

    Be a BIG thread, methinks!!
    Be a BIG thread, methinks!!
    Be a BIG thread, methinks!!
    Be a BIG thread, methinks!!
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  2. Rich

    What a nerve!

    Good luck Rich - why am I wishing you luck, I have a feeling that in a couple of years your gonna look back to this bit of your life and say
    Good luck Rich - why am I wishing you luck, I have a feeling that in a couple of years your gonna look back to this bit of your life and say
    Good luck Rich - why am I wishing you luck, I have a feeling that in a couple of years your gonna look back to this bit of your life and say
    Good luck Rich - why am I wishing you luck, I have a feeling that in a couple of years your gonna look back to this bit of your life and say
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  3. Fran

    Remember Rudyard Kipling

    My favourite Poet. (Although he insisted he wasn't one.) I won his "Complete Works" when I was at school for being able to recite the whole of "Gungha Din" but read "The Children"
    My favourite Poet. (Although he insisted he wasn't one.) I won his "Complete Works" when I was at school for being able to recite the whole of "Gungha Din" but read "The Children"
    My favourite Poet. (Although he insisted he wasn't one.) I won his "Complete Works" when I was at school for being able to recite the whole of "Gungha Din" but read "The Children"
    My favourite Poet. (Although he insisted he wasn't one.) I won his "Complete Works" when I was at school for being able to recite the whole of "Gungha Din" but read "The Children"
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  4. dancing queen

    a place called earth

    Linda - I have P.M.'d you.
    Linda - I have P.M.'d you.
    Linda - I have P.M.'d you.
    Linda - I have P.M.'d you.
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  5. mackem

    Proof of Global Warming.

    Looking at that lot, I think I am a 70's or possibly 80's person!!
    Looking at that lot, I think I am a 70's or possibly 80's person!!
    Looking at that lot, I think I am a 70's or possibly 80's person!!
    Looking at that lot, I think I am a 70's or possibly 80's person!!
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  6. Daisies

    Watch the mags and newspapers!! PLEASE!!

    Wahay!!! We hit one! Someone told me my letter was in the Sunderland Echo last week!!How's about that then?I'm looking for a copy to scan and post in here.
    Wahay!!! We hit one! Someone told me my letter was in the Sunderland Echo last week!!How's about that then?I'm looking for a copy to scan and post in here.
    Wahay!!! We hit one! Someone told me my letter was in the Sunderland Echo last week!!How's about that then?I'm looking for a copy to scan and post in here.
    Wahay!!! We hit one! Someone told me my letter was in the Sunderland Echo last week!!How's about that then?I'm looking for a copy to scan and post in here.
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  7. Victoria

    Celebration time ...

    Thanks Sis, dq and DAG.dq, looking forward to seeing your pictures and also what's going on with krissy.I'll say it was worth all the aggro when it's really all finished DAG. We spent four...
    Thanks Sis, dq and DAG.dq, looking forward to seeing your pictures and also what's going on with krissy.I'll say it was worth all the aggro when it's really all finished DAG. We spent four hours today going to all sorts of places looking for a tall white lacquered unit to match the sink. ...
    Thanks Sis, dq and DAG.dq, looking forward to seeing your pictures and also what's going on with krissy.I'll say it was worth all the aggro when it's really all finished DAG. We spent four hours today going to all sorts of places looking for...
    Thanks Sis, dq and DAG.dq, looking forward to seeing your pictures and also what's going on with krissy.I'll say it was worth all the aggro when it's really all finished DAG. We spent four...
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  8. Daisies

    Captions wanted

    That's my favourite so far Pip!;)TO
    That's my favourite so far Pip!;)TO
    That's my favourite so far Pip!;)TO
    That's my favourite so far Pip!;)TO
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  9. Dorsetmike

    How low can they go?

    Disgusting! What is this world comimg to?
    Disgusting! What is this world comimg to?
    Disgusting! What is this world comimg to?
    Disgusting! What is this world comimg to?
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  10. kryssy

    Another Caption ?

    'Scuse me being fick - wot is ROFLMAO ???
    'Scuse me being fick - wot is ROFLMAO ???
    'Scuse me being fick - wot is ROFLMAO ???
    'Scuse me being fick - wot is ROFLMAO ???
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  11. UsedtobeDendy

    The great GC weigh-in!

    well done mgn, looking at you in your bikini i`d say you don`t need to lose anymore weight, you look great
    well done mgn, looking at you in your bikini i`d say you don`t need to lose anymore weight, you look great
    well done mgn, looking at you in your bikini i`d say you don`t need to lose anymore weight, you look great
    well done mgn, looking at you in your bikini i`d say you don`t need to lose anymore weight, you look great
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  12. elainefiz

    Hairstyles of 1940-45

    Hi Elaine,this is a photo taken on the day my Mum got engaged to my Dad,but I am not quiet sure of the year late thirties or early forties,although I don't think you can see much of the style...
    Hi Elaine,this is a photo taken on the day my Mum got engaged to my Dad,but I am not quiet sure of the year late thirties or early forties,although I don't think you can see much of the style because of the hat she was wearing :cool:
    Hi Elaine,this is a photo taken on the day my Mum got engaged to my Dad,but I am not quiet sure of the year late thirties or early forties,although I don't think you can see much of the style because of the hat she was wearing :cool:
    Hi Elaine,this is a photo taken on the day my Mum got engaged to my Dad,but I am not quiet sure of the year late thirties or early forties,although I don't think you can see much of the style...
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  13. accidentalgardener

    Where can i buy a swinging seat?

    The best one I found was in a bar in Crete but I guess that don't help much. :D Try Googling it that usually gives a result.
    The best one I found was in a bar in Crete but I guess that don't help much. :D Try Googling it that usually gives a result.
    The best one I found was in a bar in Crete but I guess that don't help much. :D Try Googling it that usually gives a result.
    The best one I found was in a bar in Crete but I guess that don't help much. :D Try Googling it that usually gives a result.
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  14. Fonzie

    Clint

    Thanks guys,the picture was taken about three years ago. I'm a fan, so had to go as Clint or to be presise, The Man With No Name.
    Thanks guys,the picture was taken about three years ago. I'm a fan, so had to go as Clint or to be presise, The Man With No Name.
    Thanks guys,the picture was taken about three years ago. I'm a fan, so had to go as Clint or to be presise, The Man With No Name.
    Thanks guys,the picture was taken about three years ago. I'm a fan, so had to go as Clint or to be presise, The Man With No Name.
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  15. rosa

    Unusual Mini

    Yea i know the "Stobart" family ...big concern now !
    Yea i know the "Stobart" family ...big concern now !
    Yea i know the "Stobart" family ...big concern now !
    Yea i know the "Stobart" family ...big concern now !
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  16. Rich

    I felt fine until...

    Morning Rich ... you certainly sound more positive this morning, pleased to hear it!Good luck with the gardening contract. You've got some beautiful plants and you enjoy them so maybe this...
    Morning Rich ... you certainly sound more positive this morning, pleased to hear it!Good luck with the gardening contract. You've got some beautiful plants and you enjoy them so maybe this is your new niche in life.
    Morning Rich ... you certainly sound more positive this morning, pleased to hear it!Good luck with the gardening contract. You've got some beautiful plants and you enjoy them so maybe this is your new niche in life.
    Morning Rich ... you certainly sound more positive this morning, pleased to hear it!Good luck with the gardening contract. You've got some beautiful plants and you enjoy them so maybe this...
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  17. Fran

    Card Sharp or what?

    Very Clever
    Very Clever
    Very Clever
    Very Clever
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  18. tiggs&oscar

    Finally Employed

    Thanks mgn and Kandyfloss,Actually, I'll now have some money to spend on that "main mess" mgn so looking forward to that. However, as Hyla pointed out it is important to save some money for...
    Thanks mgn and Kandyfloss,Actually, I'll now have some money to spend on that "main mess" mgn so looking forward to that. However, as Hyla pointed out it is important to save some money for that vital gardeners tool - WINE!;)TO
    Thanks mgn and Kandyfloss,Actually, I'll now have some money to spend on that "main mess" mgn so looking forward to that. However, as Hyla pointed out it is important to save some money for that vital gardeners tool - WINE!;)TO
    Thanks mgn and Kandyfloss,Actually, I'll now have some money to spend on that "main mess" mgn so looking forward to that. However, as Hyla pointed out it is important to save some money for...
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  19. cajary

    Why...

    I was using another site for a year or so and it was great, however, the site started to get people putting on unpleasant ads and general smut. Just before this occured a member from here visited...
    I was using another site for a year or so and it was great, however, the site started to get people putting on unpleasant ads and general smut. Just before this occured a member from here visited the site and said to one and all if anyone would like to come over to here. I can't remember who it...
    I was using another site for a year or so and it was great, however, the site started to get people putting on unpleasant ads and general smut. Just before this occured a member from here visited the site and said to one and all if anyone would...
    I was using another site for a year or so and it was great, however, the site started to get people putting on unpleasant ads and general smut. Just before this occured a member from here visited...
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  20. Fonzie

    Pub gig 1980's

    It's hard on the old fingers eh Webmaster? Perseverance is the name of the game. Good luck with it, you won't regret it brcause I still enjoy picking up the guitar now and then and sing my...
    It's hard on the old fingers eh Webmaster? Perseverance is the name of the game. Good luck with it, you won't regret it brcause I still enjoy picking up the guitar now and then and sing my favourite songs. Annies Song~John Denver, Vincent~ Don Mclean to name but a few.
    It's hard on the old fingers eh Webmaster? Perseverance is the name of the game. Good luck with it, you won't regret it brcause I still enjoy picking up the guitar now and then and sing my favourite songs. Annies Song~John Denver, Vincent~ Don...
    It's hard on the old fingers eh Webmaster? Perseverance is the name of the game. Good luck with it, you won't regret it brcause I still enjoy picking up the guitar now and then and sing my...
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