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  1. shiney
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    As Relaxed As A Cat - Part One

    The last phot of the Labrador pup looks just like my little Amber who's growing fast. Smashing pics. Don't cats get into some peculiar postitions!
    The last phot of the Labrador pup looks just like my little Amber who's growing fast. Smashing pics. Don't cats get into some peculiar postitions!
    The last phot of the Labrador pup looks just like my little Amber who's growing fast. Smashing pics. Don't cats get into some peculiar postitions!
    The last phot of the Labrador pup looks just like my little Amber who's growing fast. Smashing pics. Don't cats get into some peculiar postitions!
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  2. Phil A

    Happy Birthday cr1tical

    Happy Belated Birthday
    Happy Belated Birthday
    Happy Belated Birthday
    Happy Belated Birthday
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  3. Marley Farley
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    Opened the curtains & look what was passing by..!!!

    Yes that part of the coastline is quite sheer there I am told & very deep water..!!
    Yes that part of the coastline is quite sheer there I am told & very deep water..!!
    Yes that part of the coastline is quite sheer there I am told & very deep water..!!
    Yes that part of the coastline is quite sheer there I am told & very deep water..!!
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  4. Robajob

    Shed emptied..

    Though I bought what seemed to be a really good padlock for my shed, I was shown how easy it is to open them. All you need is a hammer and a bit of steel rod or something. Smart whack and the bolt...
    Though I bought what seemed to be a really good padlock for my shed, I was shown how easy it is to open them. All you need is a hammer and a bit of steel rod or something. Smart whack and the bolt flies open!I'm so sorry for your loss, Rob. That really stinks.I saw on the North East news...
    Though I bought what seemed to be a really good padlock for my shed, I was shown how easy it is to open them. All you need is a hammer and a bit of steel rod or something. Smart whack and the bolt flies open!I'm so sorry for your loss, Rob....
    Though I bought what seemed to be a really good padlock for my shed, I was shown how easy it is to open them. All you need is a hammer and a bit of steel rod or something. Smart whack and the bolt...
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  5. Scotkat

    London Fires out of control

    I think the police should arrest the lot and stick them in a 'boot camp' for a year - give them some discipline! I am so pleased i don't live in a City.
    I think the police should arrest the lot and stick them in a 'boot camp' for a year - give them some discipline! I am so pleased i don't live in a City.
    I think the police should arrest the lot and stick them in a 'boot camp' for a year - give them some discipline! I am so pleased i don't live in a City.
    I think the police should arrest the lot and stick them in a 'boot camp' for a year - give them some discipline! I am so pleased i don't live in a City.
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  6. Marley Farley

    It is Kandy's Birthday..!!

    Hope you have a lovely day Kandy! Thanks Gogs for the loan of your graphics:love30:
    Hope you have a lovely day Kandy! Thanks Gogs for the loan of your graphics:love30:
    Hope you have a lovely day Kandy! Thanks Gogs for the loan of your graphics:love30:
    Hope you have a lovely day Kandy! Thanks Gogs for the loan of your graphics:love30:
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  7. Val..
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    Oh no, now the birds are looting!!!!!!

    Yes, if it's sent down by the beak :)
    Yes, if it's sent down by the beak :)
    Yes, if it's sent down by the beak :)
    Yes, if it's sent down by the beak :)
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  8. Sheal

    Wing Commander.

    First rule of 'bending the truth' on your CV - at least make it partly plausible.
    First rule of 'bending the truth' on your CV - at least make it partly plausible.
    First rule of 'bending the truth' on your CV - at least make it partly plausible.
    First rule of 'bending the truth' on your CV - at least make it partly plausible.
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  9. ClaraLou
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    Reception difficulties

    Melinda,, Hi Melinda jack waves Jack McH
    Melinda,, Hi Melinda jack waves Jack McH
    Melinda,, Hi Melinda jack waves Jack McH
    Melinda,, Hi Melinda jack waves Jack McH
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  10. ryan.c

    how old are you

    Does that apply to all Thistles Ziggy?I thought some of them were quite poisonous. There's one that even features alongside two other thugs in its own law, the Weeds Act, alongside Ragwort and...
    Does that apply to all Thistles Ziggy?I thought some of them were quite poisonous. There's one that even features alongside two other thugs in its own law, the Weeds Act, alongside Ragwort and another one.
    Does that apply to all Thistles Ziggy?I thought some of them were quite poisonous. There's one that even features alongside two other thugs in its own law, the Weeds Act, alongside Ragwort and another one.
    Does that apply to all Thistles Ziggy?I thought some of them were quite poisonous. There's one that even features alongside two other thugs in its own law, the Weeds Act, alongside Ragwort and...
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  11. shiney

    Dog Show

    Shame on you for admitting it/:D:heehee:
    Shame on you for admitting it/:D:heehee:
    Shame on you for admitting it/:D:heehee:
    Shame on you for admitting it/:D:heehee:
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  12. Marley Farley

    Happy birthday shobhna..!

    Shiney. ON Facebook what exactly is stated there is "MAY 8" The month is spelled out, not the numbr 5.
    Shiney. ON Facebook what exactly is stated there is "MAY 8" The month is spelled out, not the numbr 5.
    Shiney. ON Facebook what exactly is stated there is "MAY 8" The month is spelled out, not the numbr 5.
    Shiney. ON Facebook what exactly is stated there is "MAY 8" The month is spelled out, not the numbr 5.
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  13. chitting kaz

    self cleaning houses

    Hi Fidgetsmum, I do my own ironing but can't see the point in ironing my pants or socks :scratch: - especially if I'm wearing them. :heehee:
    Hi Fidgetsmum, I do my own ironing but can't see the point in ironing my pants or socks :scratch: - especially if I'm wearing them. :heehee:
    Hi Fidgetsmum, I do my own ironing but can't see the point in ironing my pants or socks :scratch: - especially if I'm wearing them. :heehee:
    Hi Fidgetsmum, I do my own ironing but can't see the point in ironing my pants or socks :scratch: - especially if I'm wearing them. :heehee:
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  14. shiney
    Like x 8

    Playing With The Moon

    Brilliant Shiney,we tend to take photos of us trying to hold up large boulders when we are away or trying to push over large trees,stones etc.:D
    Brilliant Shiney,we tend to take photos of us trying to hold up large boulders when we are away or trying to push over large trees,stones etc.:D
    Brilliant Shiney,we tend to take photos of us trying to hold up large boulders when we are away or trying to push over large trees,stones etc.:D
    Brilliant Shiney,we tend to take photos of us trying to hold up large boulders when we are away or trying to push over large trees,stones etc.:D
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  15. capney

    British...?

    Sorry to disagree Sheal. If it's labelled, Brussels will produce regulations for the control of it! Keep it quiet - or lose it. :loll::loll:
    Sorry to disagree Sheal. If it's labelled, Brussels will produce regulations for the control of it! Keep it quiet - or lose it. :loll::loll:
    Sorry to disagree Sheal. If it's labelled, Brussels will produce regulations for the control of it! Keep it quiet - or lose it. :loll::loll:
    Sorry to disagree Sheal. If it's labelled, Brussels will produce regulations for the control of it! Keep it quiet - or lose it. :loll::loll:
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  16. strongylodon

    Online again

    Thanks Shiney,it's been a stressful time (and I don't usually get 'stressed') having all the problems with our buyer but in the present economic climate we couldn't afford to loose him. As we...
    Thanks Shiney,it's been a stressful time (and I don't usually get 'stressed') having all the problems with our buyer but in the present economic climate we couldn't afford to loose him. As we hadn't/haven't found what we what we had to move to a rented place for the time being and that was just...
    Thanks Shiney,it's been a stressful time (and I don't usually get 'stressed') having all the problems with our buyer but in the present economic climate we couldn't afford to loose him. As we hadn't/haven't found what we what we had to move to a...
    Thanks Shiney,it's been a stressful time (and I don't usually get 'stressed') having all the problems with our buyer but in the present economic climate we couldn't afford to loose him. As we...
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  17. Phil A

    News Reporters Voice

    Didn't really go anywhere did it. Maybe thats why he uses the silly voice.
    Didn't really go anywhere did it. Maybe thats why he uses the silly voice.
    Didn't really go anywhere did it. Maybe thats why he uses the silly voice.
    Didn't really go anywhere did it. Maybe thats why he uses the silly voice.
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  18. Fidgetsmum

    GC 'Your notifications' help please

    Aww - who'd not want you as a friend Marley? Anyroadup, I've added you and indeed, this does seem to have cleared it. Thank you.
    Aww - who'd not want you as a friend Marley? Anyroadup, I've added you and indeed, this does seem to have cleared it. Thank you.
    Aww - who'd not want you as a friend Marley? Anyroadup, I've added you and indeed, this does seem to have cleared it. Thank you.
    Aww - who'd not want you as a friend Marley? Anyroadup, I've added you and indeed, this does seem to have cleared it. Thank you.
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  19. ryan.c
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  20. Jack McHammocklashing

    la bonnotte potatoes

    :-) They only planted them Monday :hapfeet: Jack McH
    :-) They only planted them Monday :hapfeet: Jack McH
    :-) They only planted them Monday :hapfeet: Jack McH
    :-) They only planted them Monday :hapfeet: Jack McH
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