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  1. Phil A

    Life on Mars

    Interesting new about the possibility of salt water movement on Mars:DBowie was brilliant,:love30::love30: but had no colour sense, well, I mean look at the colour of his eye shadow. Ducky.:D
    Interesting new about the possibility of salt water movement on Mars:DBowie was brilliant,:love30::love30: but had no colour sense, well, I mean look at the colour of his eye shadow. Ducky.:D
    Interesting new about the possibility of salt water movement on Mars:DBowie was brilliant,:love30::love30: but had no colour sense, well, I mean look at the colour of his eye shadow. Ducky.:D
    Interesting new about the possibility of salt water movement on Mars:DBowie was brilliant,:love30::love30: but had no colour sense, well, I mean look at the colour of his eye shadow. Ducky.:D
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  2. Phil A
    Like x 5

    Unsolicited Junk Mail

    It's post office policy not to send them out on the rounds. They make more money that way. You can phone the sorting office and ask them to tell you what the letter is. :dbgrtmb:
    It's post office policy not to send them out on the rounds. They make more money that way. You can phone the sorting office and ask them to tell you what the letter is. :dbgrtmb:
    It's post office policy not to send them out on the rounds. They make more money that way. You can phone the sorting office and ask them to tell you what the letter is. :dbgrtmb:
    It's post office policy not to send them out on the rounds. They make more money that way. You can phone the sorting office and ask them to tell you what the letter is. :dbgrtmb:
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  3. borrowers

    Hi mates

    Hi Borrowers,glad to see you back with us and i do hope you start to feel better soon.:dbgrtmb:
    Hi Borrowers,glad to see you back with us and i do hope you start to feel better soon.:dbgrtmb:
    Hi Borrowers,glad to see you back with us and i do hope you start to feel better soon.:dbgrtmb:
    Hi Borrowers,glad to see you back with us and i do hope you start to feel better soon.:dbgrtmb:
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  4. shiney

    Snake - advice please

    We've got Wallaby's living in the wild here. Some escaped from the Wildlife Park many years ago and now they are breeding, I've only seen one as yet though.:)
    We've got Wallaby's living in the wild here. Some escaped from the Wildlife Park many years ago and now they are breeding, I've only seen one as yet though.:)
    We've got Wallaby's living in the wild here. Some escaped from the Wildlife Park many years ago and now they are breeding, I've only seen one as yet though.:)
    We've got Wallaby's living in the wild here. Some escaped from the Wildlife Park many years ago and now they are breeding, I've only seen one as yet though.:)
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  5. Sheal

    Failed!

    Glad to hear that things worked out for her.
    Glad to hear that things worked out for her.
    Glad to hear that things worked out for her.
    Glad to hear that things worked out for her.
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  6. Trunky
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    A shady story....

    Armandii, I have a confession. That car was a beautiful carmine red Triumph 2000 in near pristine condition. Luckily I realised what was happening before I ruined the whole car. We eventually...
    Armandii, I have a confession. That car was a beautiful carmine red Triumph 2000 in near pristine condition. Luckily I realised what was happening before I ruined the whole car. We eventually sold it to someone who was going to maintain and show it. I think it's still around. As I've...
    Armandii, I have a confession. That car was a beautiful carmine red Triumph 2000 in near pristine condition. Luckily I realised what was happening before I ruined the whole car. We eventually sold it to someone who was going to maintain and...
    Armandii, I have a confession. That car was a beautiful carmine red Triumph 2000 in near pristine condition. Luckily I realised what was happening before I ruined the whole car. We eventually...
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  7. Phil A
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  8. Phil A

    No Messing About There Then

    Don't worry. With all the do-gooders around these days, they'll get away with serving half:thumbsup:
    Don't worry. With all the do-gooders around these days, they'll get away with serving half:thumbsup:
    Don't worry. With all the do-gooders around these days, they'll get away with serving half:thumbsup:
    Don't worry. With all the do-gooders around these days, they'll get away with serving half:thumbsup:
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  9. Fidgetsmum
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    Faith in human nature .. restored

    It was sent by recorded delivery, but being her birthday she was kind of expecting to receive at least one package so happily signed for it. The Post Office delivered it to 'an' address and got...
    It was sent by recorded delivery, but being her birthday she was kind of expecting to receive at least one package so happily signed for it. The Post Office delivered it to 'an' address and got 'a' signature, so far as they were concerned - job done.
    It was sent by recorded delivery, but being her birthday she was kind of expecting to receive at least one package so happily signed for it. The Post Office delivered it to 'an' address and got 'a' signature, so far as they were concerned - job...
    It was sent by recorded delivery, but being her birthday she was kind of expecting to receive at least one package so happily signed for it. The Post Office delivered it to 'an' address and got...
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  10. Phil A

    Happy Birthday Fidgetsmum

    :party::party::hapbirth: Belated Birthday Wishes from me also and hope you had a good day:thumbsup::)
    :party::party::hapbirth: Belated Birthday Wishes from me also and hope you had a good day:thumbsup::)
    :party::party::hapbirth: Belated Birthday Wishes from me also and hope you had a good day:thumbsup::)
    :party::party::hapbirth: Belated Birthday Wishes from me also and hope you had a good day:thumbsup::)
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  11. PennineAcute

    Reading the threads

    It said link untill we had a board changeover, then I picked up on the funny side of it. I take it you've clicked on the link to the lonk. Which takes you to a link about lonks:thumbsup: You can click...
    It said link untill we had a board changeover, then I picked up on the funny side of it. I take it you've clicked on the link to the lonk. Which takes you to a link about lonks:thumbsup: You can click on anything in my signature, but I can't guarantee your mental health afterwards:dbgrtmb:
    It said link untill we had a board changeover, then I picked up on the funny side of it. I take it you've clicked on the link to the lonk. Which takes you to a link about lonks:thumbsup: You can click on anything in my signature, but I can't guarantee...
    It said link untill we had a board changeover, then I picked up on the funny side of it. I take it you've clicked on the link to the lonk. Which takes you to a link about lonks:thumbsup: You can click...
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  12. WolfieKate
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    Not about much... little kids...

    Worms we've tried but never slugs! :loll:
    Worms we've tried but never slugs! :loll:
    Worms we've tried but never slugs! :loll:
    Worms we've tried but never slugs! :loll:
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  13. clueless1

    Easiest way to prepare a brick wall for painting?

    Funnily enough, when I was building my patio, I was worried about letting damp into the brickwork, even though I kept the patio height below the damp course.To separate the patio from the...
    Funnily enough, when I was building my patio, I was worried about letting damp into the brickwork, even though I kept the patio height below the damp course.To separate the patio from the house, I used a ft wide 'buffer zone' filled with round rocks. A mate of mine had suggested that I paint...
    Funnily enough, when I was building my patio, I was worried about letting damp into the brickwork, even though I kept the patio height below the damp course.To separate the patio from the house, I used a ft wide 'buffer zone' filled with...
    Funnily enough, when I was building my patio, I was worried about letting damp into the brickwork, even though I kept the patio height below the damp course.To separate the patio from the...
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  14. Phil A

    For Woodlandfairy

    Its bigger on the inside:heehee:
    Its bigger on the inside:heehee:
    Its bigger on the inside:heehee:
    Its bigger on the inside:heehee:
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  15. Val..

    Norway bombing

    Dai, Yours are not the only post to be cleaned at all..... I am just writing you a PM...
    Dai, Yours are not the only post to be cleaned at all..... I am just writing you a PM...
    Dai, Yours are not the only post to be cleaned at all..... I am just writing you a PM...
    Dai, Yours are not the only post to be cleaned at all..... I am just writing you a PM...
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  16. shiney
    Like x 7

    Wisdom

    Dai, I'm sorry! :love30: I forgot you were around in those days and would know about such things :loll:
    Dai, I'm sorry! :love30: I forgot you were around in those days and would know about such things :loll:
    Dai, I'm sorry! :love30: I forgot you were around in those days and would know about such things :loll:
    Dai, I'm sorry! :love30: I forgot you were around in those days and would know about such things :loll:
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  17. Sheal
    Like x 3

    Enterprise

    Once bitten twice shy Jack McH
    Once bitten twice shy Jack McH
    Once bitten twice shy Jack McH
    Once bitten twice shy Jack McH
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  18. daitheplant

    Gardeners Corner Mastermind

    I would think a lot of them.lol Ive put the link on the next post down.
    I would think a lot of them.lol Ive put the link on the next post down.
    I would think a lot of them.lol Ive put the link on the next post down.
    I would think a lot of them.lol Ive put the link on the next post down.
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  19. daitheplant

    Gardeners Corner Mastermind

    New ( and old ) members welcome.Please take part people. No prizes only an ego boost.:dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb:
    New ( and old ) members welcome.Please take part people. No prizes only an ego boost.:dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb:
    New ( and old ) members welcome.Please take part people. No prizes only an ego boost.:dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb:
    New ( and old ) members welcome.Please take part people. No prizes only an ego boost.:dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb:
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  20. Marley Farley

    Happy Birthday Clematis..!

    Sorry I missed your Birthday hun. Hope you had a great time anyway. as Im sure you did X
    Sorry I missed your Birthday hun. Hope you had a great time anyway. as Im sure you did X
    Sorry I missed your Birthday hun. Hope you had a great time anyway. as Im sure you did X
    Sorry I missed your Birthday hun. Hope you had a great time anyway. as Im sure you did X
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