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  1. ClaraLou

    Martianspeak

    :dbgrtmb: Perhaps you could use it to describe your loft macerator when it packs in :)
    :dbgrtmb: Perhaps you could use it to describe your loft macerator when it packs in :)
    :dbgrtmb: Perhaps you could use it to describe your loft macerator when it packs in :)
    :dbgrtmb: Perhaps you could use it to describe your loft macerator when it packs in :)
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  2. Phil A

    War

    Sorting out some books today reminded me of this thead:
    Sorting out some books today reminded me of this thead:
    Sorting out some books today reminded me of this thead:
    Sorting out some books today reminded me of this thead:
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  3. Victoria
    Like x 8

    Algarve, for those who don't know it ...

    I remember Jeffreys Bay from 50 years ago - Fantastic beach :dbgrtmb: and not a lot else in those days. I was taken there by my friend who was the reporter for the newspaper in Uitenhage. Just a few...
    I remember Jeffreys Bay from 50 years ago - Fantastic beach :dbgrtmb: and not a lot else in those days. I was taken there by my friend who was the reporter for the newspaper in Uitenhage. Just a few years back I went to the Addo Elephant Park which I found fascinating. Someone told me that they are...
    I remember Jeffreys Bay from 50 years ago - Fantastic beach :dbgrtmb: and not a lot else in those days. I was taken there by my friend who was the reporter for the newspaper in Uitenhage. Just a few years back I went to the Addo Elephant Park which I...
    I remember Jeffreys Bay from 50 years ago - Fantastic beach :dbgrtmb: and not a lot else in those days. I was taken there by my friend who was the reporter for the newspaper in Uitenhage. Just a few...
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  4. Phil A
    Like x 10

    One For Everybody

    I keep thinking someone is standing in the veg patch with me:o
    I keep thinking someone is standing in the veg patch with me:o
    I keep thinking someone is standing in the veg patch with me:o
    I keep thinking someone is standing in the veg patch with me:o
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  5. capney
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    Ufo....?

    "Nice picture of you, Capney, doing a dangle from a Helo!!! We used to get the chance to ride "shotgun" in the Helo's in Aden over the harbours on security patrol, harnessed in with our feet...
    "Nice picture of you, Capney, doing a dangle from a Helo!!! We used to get the chance to ride "shotgun" in the Helo's in Aden over the harbours on security patrol, harnessed in with our feet dangling over the side. Looking down into the water you could see the dark shadows of huge rays on the...
    "Nice picture of you, Capney, doing a dangle from a Helo!!! We used to get the chance to ride "shotgun" in the Helo's in Aden over the harbours on security patrol, harnessed in with our feet dangling over the side. Looking down into the water you...
    "Nice picture of you, Capney, doing a dangle from a Helo!!! We used to get the chance to ride "shotgun" in the Helo's in Aden over the harbours on security patrol, harnessed in with our feet...
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  6. Phil A

    Happy Birthday Theruralgardener

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU. JULIE :hapbirth::hapbirth::mexwave::mexwave::party::party:
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU. JULIE :hapbirth::hapbirth::mexwave::mexwave::party::party:
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU. JULIE :hapbirth::hapbirth::mexwave::mexwave::party::party:
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU. JULIE :hapbirth::hapbirth::mexwave::mexwave::party::party:
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  7. maksim

    What is the british sea like ???

    Its hard to say who was here first, seeing as the evidence of settlement here dating back to well over 6000 years ago.One thing is certain, it was not, contrary to popular belief, the Celts....
    Its hard to say who was here first, seeing as the evidence of settlement here dating back to well over 6000 years ago.One thing is certain, it was not, contrary to popular belief, the Celts. The Celts colonised the British isles later, having came from south east Europe, around what we now...
    Its hard to say who was here first, seeing as the evidence of settlement here dating back to well over 6000 years ago.One thing is certain, it was not, contrary to popular belief, the Celts. The Celts colonised the British isles later, having...
    Its hard to say who was here first, seeing as the evidence of settlement here dating back to well over 6000 years ago.One thing is certain, it was not, contrary to popular belief, the Celts....
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  8. Val..

    You're Fired!!!!!!!

    Who he? :scratch:
    Who he? :scratch:
    Who he? :scratch:
    Who he? :scratch:
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  9. Jack McHammocklashing

    Free Greenhouse except for effort

    Yes it was Scot kat last year:Sounds very similar to the one you found Jack :dbgrtmb:
    Yes it was Scot kat last year:Sounds very similar to the one you found Jack :dbgrtmb:
    Yes it was Scot kat last year:Sounds very similar to the one you found Jack :dbgrtmb:
    Yes it was Scot kat last year:Sounds very similar to the one you found Jack :dbgrtmb:
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  10. miraflores

    trip to Italy

    The year before last, Southern Italy was pretty hot in late May! (Not that I'm complaining - it was lovely. The only slight snag was that the hotel wasn't prepared to switch its air conditioning...
    The year before last, Southern Italy was pretty hot in late May! (Not that I'm complaining - it was lovely. The only slight snag was that the hotel wasn't prepared to switch its air conditioning on until June. :) )
    The year before last, Southern Italy was pretty hot in late May! (Not that I'm complaining - it was lovely. The only slight snag was that the hotel wasn't prepared to switch its air conditioning on until June. :) )
    The year before last, Southern Italy was pretty hot in late May! (Not that I'm complaining - it was lovely. The only slight snag was that the hotel wasn't prepared to switch its air conditioning...
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  11. Val..

    Amy Winehouse is dead!!!!!!!!

    Its been a dark weekend for news.
    Its been a dark weekend for news.
    Its been a dark weekend for news.
    Its been a dark weekend for news.
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  13. Sheal
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    Closed I think!

    Who`s suffering from PMT then?:cry3::thumbsup:
    Who`s suffering from PMT then?:cry3::thumbsup:
    Who`s suffering from PMT then?:cry3::thumbsup:
    Who`s suffering from PMT then?:cry3::thumbsup:
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  14. shiney
    Like x 10

    Some Words of Wisdom

    All funny, but I liked no1 best.
    All funny, but I liked no1 best.
    All funny, but I liked no1 best.
    All funny, but I liked no1 best.
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  15. Phil A

    And you thought I was Mad !!

    I watched the whole thing last night too, very interesting. Its still on the iplayer at the moment, BBC iPlayer - Richard Hammond's Journey To...: The Centre of the Planet Worth a look:thumbsup:
    I watched the whole thing last night too, very interesting. Its still on the iplayer at the moment, BBC iPlayer - Richard Hammond's Journey To...: The Centre of the Planet Worth a look:thumbsup:
    I watched the whole thing last night too, very interesting. Its still on the iplayer at the moment, BBC iPlayer - Richard Hammond's Journey To...: The Centre of the Planet Worth a look:thumbsup:
    I watched the whole thing last night too, very interesting. Its still on the iplayer at the moment, BBC iPlayer - Richard Hammond's Journey To...: The Centre of the Planet Worth a look:thumbsup:
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  16. Sheal
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  17. Sheal

    Bike!

    I notice everything! new haircuts, something moved in a room, everything! :yess:
    I notice everything! new haircuts, something moved in a room, everything! :yess:
    I notice everything! new haircuts, something moved in a room, everything! :yess:
    I notice everything! new haircuts, something moved in a room, everything! :yess:
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  18. joolz68

    now phone hacking

    Just watched the video of the pie in the face, Mrs Murdoch has the reactions of a cat! Slapping down the lumberjack idiot like lightning, whilst the gormless son looked half scared to death. And...
    Just watched the video of the pie in the face, Mrs Murdoch has the reactions of a cat! Slapping down the lumberjack idiot like lightning, whilst the gormless son looked half scared to death. And the keystone cop ambling over when all the action was over.
    Just watched the video of the pie in the face, Mrs Murdoch has the reactions of a cat! Slapping down the lumberjack idiot like lightning, whilst the gormless son looked half scared to death. And the keystone cop ambling over when all the action...
    Just watched the video of the pie in the face, Mrs Murdoch has the reactions of a cat! Slapping down the lumberjack idiot like lightning, whilst the gormless son looked half scared to death. And...
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  19. Jack McHammocklashing
    Like x 3

    how to Garden books

    200 or so books is a fair collection, to say the least, Scrungee. I've only collected gardening books by accident and impulse really when ambling through second hand book shops, charity shops,...
    200 or so books is a fair collection, to say the least, Scrungee. I've only collected gardening books by accident and impulse really when ambling through second hand book shops, charity shops, and the odd auction sale room. Watching the programs dealing with the old Big House gardens and...
    200 or so books is a fair collection, to say the least, Scrungee. I've only collected gardening books by accident and impulse really when ambling through second hand book shops, charity shops, and the odd auction sale room. Watching the...
    200 or so books is a fair collection, to say the least, Scrungee. I've only collected gardening books by accident and impulse really when ambling through second hand book shops, charity shops,...
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  20. clueless1

    Anyone know about central heating timers/electrics?

    Thanks all. You've given me plenty to ponder.
    Thanks all. You've given me plenty to ponder.
    Thanks all. You've given me plenty to ponder.
    Thanks all. You've given me plenty to ponder.
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