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  1. kyleleonard

    What football team do you support?

    I support my home team Wigan Athletic , and of course England. So I do not have much fun watching football ! In fact my nieces who live in Cobham - i.e Chelsea FC land , thought the actual name...
    I support my home team Wigan Athletic , and of course England. So I do not have much fun watching football ! In fact my nieces who live in Cobham - i.e Chelsea FC land , thought the actual name for Wigan was "Wigan Athletic Nil ":D
    I support my home team Wigan Athletic , and of course England. So I do not have much fun watching football ! In fact my nieces who live in Cobham - i.e Chelsea FC land , thought the actual name for Wigan was "Wigan Athletic Nil ":D
    I support my home team Wigan Athletic , and of course England. So I do not have much fun watching football ! In fact my nieces who live in Cobham - i.e Chelsea FC land , thought the actual name...
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  2. Jack McHammocklashing

    So annoying

    Jack, may I ask, do you have a Focus discount card? Come to that does ANYONE have a Focus discount card? Because B&Q are accepting them under the same terms as Focus.
    Jack, may I ask, do you have a Focus discount card? Come to that does ANYONE have a Focus discount card? Because B&Q are accepting them under the same terms as Focus.
    Jack, may I ask, do you have a Focus discount card? Come to that does ANYONE have a Focus discount card? Because B&Q are accepting them under the same terms as Focus.
    Jack, may I ask, do you have a Focus discount card? Come to that does ANYONE have a Focus discount card? Because B&Q are accepting them under the same terms as Focus.
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  3. miraflores

    The new Grace Kelly?

    In fact in the past to marry an actress was not seen as that moral anyway. Unlike her mum, Princess Stephanie is quite irruent and had a string of boyfriends and certainly had no problem to let...
    In fact in the past to marry an actress was not seen as that moral anyway. Unlike her mum, Princess Stephanie is quite irruent and had a string of boyfriends and certainly had no problem to let the media know all about it.
    In fact in the past to marry an actress was not seen as that moral anyway. Unlike her mum, Princess Stephanie is quite irruent and had a string of boyfriends and certainly had no problem to let the media know all about it.
    In fact in the past to marry an actress was not seen as that moral anyway. Unlike her mum, Princess Stephanie is quite irruent and had a string of boyfriends and certainly had no problem to let...
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  4. miraflores

    favourite cooling down method in heat?

    any excuse to post Boxxy :yess: lol
    any excuse to post Boxxy :yess: lol
    any excuse to post Boxxy :yess: lol
    any excuse to post Boxxy :yess: lol
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  5. kyleleonard

    Glastonbury 2011

    I don't listen to Shoegaze!I don't really have a preference when it comes to music & genres, because good music is good music!But, Morrissey IS God and he was in the best band ever!And...
    I don't listen to Shoegaze!I don't really have a preference when it comes to music & genres, because good music is good music!But, Morrissey IS God and he was in the best band ever!And also, The Gaslight Anthem were incredible at Glasto, but again, BBC ignored this and didn't add them to...
    I don't listen to Shoegaze!I don't really have a preference when it comes to music & genres, because good music is good music!But, Morrissey IS God and he was in the best band ever!And also, The Gaslight Anthem were incredible at Glasto,...
    I don't listen to Shoegaze!I don't really have a preference when it comes to music & genres, because good music is good music!But, Morrissey IS God and he was in the best band ever!And...
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  6. capney

    Compelling viewing...

    and another video to remind us yet again that we humans have little power over nature... www.wimp.com/japanesetsunami/
    and another video to remind us yet again that we humans have little power over nature... www.wimp.com/japanesetsunami/
    and another video to remind us yet again that we humans have little power over nature... www.wimp.com/japanesetsunami/
    and another video to remind us yet again that we humans have little power over nature... www.wimp.com/japanesetsunami/
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  7. Steve R

    Asbestos removal

    Every council has different rules. Our county council will not take domestic asbestos under any conditions. A-B
    Every council has different rules. Our county council will not take domestic asbestos under any conditions. A-B
    Every council has different rules. Our county council will not take domestic asbestos under any conditions. A-B
    Every council has different rules. Our county council will not take domestic asbestos under any conditions. A-B
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  8. Melinda
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    The ice cream van is here- what are you having?

    Melinda, as if I ever would.:DOH::yess:
    Melinda, as if I ever would.:DOH::yess:
    Melinda, as if I ever would.:DOH::yess:
    Melinda, as if I ever would.:DOH::yess:
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  9. shiney
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    Waitrose - Don't Believe Them!!

    Dave !!!
    Dave !!!
    Dave !!!
    Dave !!!
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  10. kyleleonard

    Jeff Buckley

    I'm even further back Sheal - like others of my generation the Elvis Presley phenomenon took over and all that followed........... I still enjoy some of the modern bands and watched Coldplay at...
    I'm even further back Sheal - like others of my generation the Elvis Presley phenomenon took over and all that followed........... I still enjoy some of the modern bands and watched Coldplay at Glastonbury last night (on the TV) - very good.
    I'm even further back Sheal - like others of my generation the Elvis Presley phenomenon took over and all that followed........... I still enjoy some of the modern bands and watched Coldplay at Glastonbury last night (on the TV) - very good.
    I'm even further back Sheal - like others of my generation the Elvis Presley phenomenon took over and all that followed........... I still enjoy some of the modern bands and watched Coldplay at...
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  11. Val..

    Done it again!!!

    Most veg that you'd boil responds very well to steaming instead. Then there's nothing to drain, so no spills.If you want to cook a veg that takes a while, and one that is much quicker (peas and...
    Most veg that you'd boil responds very well to steaming instead. Then there's nothing to drain, so no spills.If you want to cook a veg that takes a while, and one that is much quicker (peas and carrots say), then the one that takes longest gets a head start, then the quick one gets added. No...
    Most veg that you'd boil responds very well to steaming instead. Then there's nothing to drain, so no spills.If you want to cook a veg that takes a while, and one that is much quicker (peas and carrots say), then the one that takes longest gets...
    Most veg that you'd boil responds very well to steaming instead. Then there's nothing to drain, so no spills.If you want to cook a veg that takes a while, and one that is much quicker (peas and...
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  12. Fidgetsmum

    Silly question about a 'Blackberry'®

    Hi Pru - yep, it's linked to both my email accounts. Typical innit - I finally bow to pressure from the younger generation, get myself a load of technology (that to be honest, I neither really...
    Hi Pru - yep, it's linked to both my email accounts. Typical innit - I finally bow to pressure from the younger generation, get myself a load of technology (that to be honest, I neither really wanted nor needed) and no-one wants to talk to me. :cry3::cry3: I'm going now. I'm going to email myself, just...
    Hi Pru - yep, it's linked to both my email accounts. Typical innit - I finally bow to pressure from the younger generation, get myself a load of technology (that to be honest, I neither really wanted nor needed) and no-one wants to talk to me. :cry3::cry3:...
    Hi Pru - yep, it's linked to both my email accounts. Typical innit - I finally bow to pressure from the younger generation, get myself a load of technology (that to be honest, I neither really...
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  13. Sheal

    Silver Surfers!

    My very good friend and neighbour bought himself a laptop and a digital camera. He's 82 and getting on fine with them.
    My very good friend and neighbour bought himself a laptop and a digital camera. He's 82 and getting on fine with them.
    My very good friend and neighbour bought himself a laptop and a digital camera. He's 82 and getting on fine with them.
    My very good friend and neighbour bought himself a laptop and a digital camera. He's 82 and getting on fine with them.
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  14. JWK

    Father's Day Gardening gifts

    Can you be that sure? :heehee::WINK1:
    Can you be that sure? :heehee::WINK1:
    Can you be that sure? :heehee::WINK1:
    Can you be that sure? :heehee::WINK1:
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  15. Phil A

    Anyone deliver leaflets ?

    Shiney strikes again.:heehee::loll:
    Shiney strikes again.:heehee::loll:
    Shiney strikes again.:heehee::loll:
    Shiney strikes again.:heehee::loll:
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  16. miraflores

    Ice Age

    definitely cooooool .......
    definitely cooooool .......
    definitely cooooool .......
    definitely cooooool .......
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  17. Sheal

    Happy Ruby Wedding Aniversary Jack

    congrats to you both jack xx 40yrs blimey:) :hapfeet: heres to your next 40yrs aswell:cheers: xx
    congrats to you both jack xx 40yrs blimey:) :hapfeet: heres to your next 40yrs aswell:cheers: xx
    congrats to you both jack xx 40yrs blimey:) :hapfeet: heres to your next 40yrs aswell:cheers: xx
    congrats to you both jack xx 40yrs blimey:) :hapfeet: heres to your next 40yrs aswell:cheers: xx
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  18. jenny22

    ice cream

    I certainly dont get much sleep KL, what with watching out for chicken thieves, little nameless men/women and this gale creature, stood under the cherry trees for hours yesterday catching the...
    I certainly dont get much sleep KL, what with watching out for chicken thieves, little nameless men/women and this gale creature, stood under the cherry trees for hours yesterday catching the cherries as 'it' flung them off at me jenn
    I certainly dont get much sleep KL, what with watching out for chicken thieves, little nameless men/women and this gale creature, stood under the cherry trees for hours yesterday catching the cherries as 'it' flung them off at me jenn
    I certainly dont get much sleep KL, what with watching out for chicken thieves, little nameless men/women and this gale creature, stood under the cherry trees for hours yesterday catching the...
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  19. loopy lou
    Like x 4

    Happy Solstice

    A belated Happy Solstice! We quite fancy the idea of joining the festivities at stone henge one day. Not least because it is my daughters birthday. It was her due date and indeed she arrived just...
    A belated Happy Solstice! We quite fancy the idea of joining the festivities at stone henge one day. Not least because it is my daughters birthday. It was her due date and indeed she arrived just as the sun rose on the longest day. She was 4 yesterday and we settled for the museum and a HUGE...
    A belated Happy Solstice! We quite fancy the idea of joining the festivities at stone henge one day. Not least because it is my daughters birthday. It was her due date and indeed she arrived just as the sun rose on the longest day. She was 4...
    A belated Happy Solstice! We quite fancy the idea of joining the festivities at stone henge one day. Not least because it is my daughters birthday. It was her due date and indeed she arrived just...
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  20. Aesculus

    Dalai Lama Awkward TV Host Interview Joke...

    The Buddhist way/belief is to be calm and mindful of everything (and everyone) .... to be 'at one, with everything' ........... so the presenter's trying to imply that that the pizza is 'one...
    The Buddhist way/belief is to be calm and mindful of everything (and everyone) .... to be 'at one, with everything' ........... so the presenter's trying to imply that that the pizza is 'one with everything'.
    The Buddhist way/belief is to be calm and mindful of everything (and everyone) .... to be 'at one, with everything' ........... so the presenter's trying to imply that that the pizza is 'one with everything'.
    The Buddhist way/belief is to be calm and mindful of everything (and everyone) .... to be 'at one, with everything' ........... so the presenter's trying to imply that that the pizza is 'one...
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