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  1. Sheal

    The deep south west.....

    Sheal, i'd love to say hello so if you'd like to count me in to your plan that would be great :) Will PM you later !
    Sheal, i'd love to say hello so if you'd like to count me in to your plan that would be great :) Will PM you later !
    Sheal, i'd love to say hello so if you'd like to count me in to your plan that would be great :) Will PM you later !
    Sheal, i'd love to say hello so if you'd like to count me in to your plan that would be great :) Will PM you later !
    Sheal, Jun 19, 2011
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    Louise D
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  2. roders

    Greetings from Crete.

    Glad to hear you are having a great time over in Crete Roders.:thumbsup:I did a bit of Googling and it looks a beautiful island but I would find it a tad too hot there with my fair skin:DWhat part of the...
    Glad to hear you are having a great time over in Crete Roders.:thumbsup:I did a bit of Googling and it looks a beautiful island but I would find it a tad too hot there with my fair skin:DWhat part of the island are you staying in?:) Looking forward to your return and hope you enjoy the rest of your time...
    Glad to hear you are having a great time over in Crete Roders.:thumbsup:I did a bit of Googling and it looks a beautiful island but I would find it a tad too hot there with my fair skin:DWhat part of the island are you staying in?:) Looking forward to your...
    Glad to hear you are having a great time over in Crete Roders.:thumbsup:I did a bit of Googling and it looks a beautiful island but I would find it a tad too hot there with my fair skin:DWhat part of the...
    roders, Jun 18, 2011
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    Kandy
    Jun 20, 2011
  3. Sheal

    Insomniacs!

    I thought there must have been a reason! :loll: It hasn't put us off of Wales - it's just a good talking point :heehee:. At present our holidays in Britain are restricted as we are still doing our globe...
    I thought there must have been a reason! :loll: It hasn't put us off of Wales - it's just a good talking point :heehee:. At present our holidays in Britain are restricted as we are still doing our globe trotting to out of the way places :dbgrtmb: - but my poor old bones are finding it more difficult each year :).
    I thought there must have been a reason! :loll: It hasn't put us off of Wales - it's just a good talking point :heehee:. At present our holidays in Britain are restricted as we are still doing our globe trotting to out of the way places :dbgrtmb: - but my poor old...
    I thought there must have been a reason! :loll: It hasn't put us off of Wales - it's just a good talking point :heehee:. At present our holidays in Britain are restricted as we are still doing our globe...
    Sheal, Jun 14, 2011 ... 2 3 4
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    shiney
    Jun 19, 2011
  4. joolz68

    the chameleons,80s band

    I'm with you on both counts, love Hurts:WINK1:[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ1v1pMdIoQ[/url]
    I'm with you on both counts, love Hurts:WINK1:[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ1v1pMdIoQ[/url]
    I'm with you on both counts, love Hurts:WINK1:[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ1v1pMdIoQ[/url]
    I'm with you on both counts, love Hurts:WINK1:[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ1v1pMdIoQ[/url]
    joolz68, Jun 18, 2011
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    Aesculus
    Jun 19, 2011
  5. JWK

    Olympic Tickets - did you get any?

    Only 2 million people applied for tickets, in the first round there were 5.5 million tickets available. Only 700,000 people actually got tickets, on average they would get 7 or 8 tickets each!...
    Only 2 million people applied for tickets, in the first round there were 5.5 million tickets available. Only 700,000 people actually got tickets, on average they would get 7 or 8 tickets each!The vast majority of us (1.3 million) got nothing because we only applied for one or two tickets. Now...
    Only 2 million people applied for tickets, in the first round there were 5.5 million tickets available. Only 700,000 people actually got tickets, on average they would get 7 or 8 tickets each!The vast majority of us (1.3 million) got nothing...
    Only 2 million people applied for tickets, in the first round there were 5.5 million tickets available. Only 700,000 people actually got tickets, on average they would get 7 or 8 tickets each!...
    JWK, Jun 5, 2011 ... 2 3
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    JWK
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  6. ARMANDII
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    Disabled work for disabled pay

    the disabled legislation states that 'reasonable adjustment' must be made for disabled people - thats fine by me!shame on that MP!!there is a nursing home near me that had a disabled 'worker'...
    the disabled legislation states that 'reasonable adjustment' must be made for disabled people - thats fine by me!shame on that MP!!there is a nursing home near me that had a disabled 'worker' - they paid her NOTHING! I complained to her social worker and they then started paying her ten quid...
    the disabled legislation states that 'reasonable adjustment' must be made for disabled people - thats fine by me!shame on that MP!!there is a nursing home near me that had a disabled 'worker' - they paid her NOTHING! I complained to her...
    the disabled legislation states that 'reasonable adjustment' must be made for disabled people - thats fine by me!shame on that MP!!there is a nursing home near me that had a disabled 'worker'...
    ARMANDII, Jun 17, 2011
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    loopy lou
    Jun 18, 2011
  7. Sheal

    Boy Scouts

    It is really called learning When a child my Mum and Dad bought a house (mortgage) all the money earned went to pay the mortgage nowt left When a job needed doing, it was DIY or nothing, many...
    It is really called learning When a child my Mum and Dad bought a house (mortgage) all the money earned went to pay the mortgage nowt left When a job needed doing, it was DIY or nothing, many failures but got right in the end, The hardest was sweating lead to repair burst lead piping in the...
    It is really called learning When a child my Mum and Dad bought a house (mortgage) all the money earned went to pay the mortgage nowt left When a job needed doing, it was DIY or nothing, many failures but got right in the end, The hardest was...
    It is really called learning When a child my Mum and Dad bought a house (mortgage) all the money earned went to pay the mortgage nowt left When a job needed doing, it was DIY or nothing, many...
    Sheal, Jun 16, 2011 ... 2
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    Jack McHammocklashing
    Jun 18, 2011
  8. Sheal
    Like x 7

    Moderators

    :D That'll calm down after i've eaten my new vegetable :D
    :D That'll calm down after i've eaten my new vegetable :D
    :D That'll calm down after i've eaten my new vegetable :D
    :D That'll calm down after i've eaten my new vegetable :D
    Sheal, Jun 12, 2011 ... 3 4 5
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    Phil A
    Jun 17, 2011
  9. Phil A

    Show Stopper

    Out of the mouths of babes........:)
    Out of the mouths of babes........:)
    Out of the mouths of babes........:)
    Out of the mouths of babes........:)
    Phil A, Jun 17, 2011
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    Sheal
    Jun 17, 2011
  10. Phil A

    Stupid Things to leave in pockets

    Its highly unlikely they will, its an open ocean shark, he'd probably just lost his bearings after chasing something & will be long gone now.
    Its highly unlikely they will, its an open ocean shark, he'd probably just lost his bearings after chasing something & will be long gone now.
    Its highly unlikely they will, its an open ocean shark, he'd probably just lost his bearings after chasing something & will be long gone now.
    Its highly unlikely they will, its an open ocean shark, he'd probably just lost his bearings after chasing something & will be long gone now.
    Phil A, May 30, 2011 ... 2 3
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    Phil A
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  11. Phil A

    Welcome Aesculus

    Weren't me M'lud!! I'm perfickly innocent, me. Never done nuffink wrong, ever! Yer pickin on me!! :cry3::cry3:
    Weren't me M'lud!! I'm perfickly innocent, me. Never done nuffink wrong, ever! Yer pickin on me!! :cry3::cry3:
    Weren't me M'lud!! I'm perfickly innocent, me. Never done nuffink wrong, ever! Yer pickin on me!! :cry3::cry3:
    Weren't me M'lud!! I'm perfickly innocent, me. Never done nuffink wrong, ever! Yer pickin on me!! :cry3::cry3:
    Phil A, Jun 16, 2011
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    shiney
    Jun 17, 2011
  12. shiney
    Like x 3

    Phone Scam Warning

    shiney, Jun 16, 2011
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    Daisies
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  13. miraflores

    Iceland National Day - 17 june

    There has been a row with Iceland and the EU over Mackerell fishing. BBC News - Scottish fishermen condemn Iceland mackerel quota move They have never been interested in the Mackerell before,...
    There has been a row with Iceland and the EU over Mackerell fishing. BBC News - Scottish fishermen condemn Iceland mackerel quota move They have never been interested in the Mackerell before, its considered a dirty fish in Icelandic households, yet suddenly they want to fish for loads of it.
    There has been a row with Iceland and the EU over Mackerell fishing. BBC News - Scottish fishermen condemn Iceland mackerel quota move They have never been interested in the Mackerell before, its considered a dirty fish in Icelandic...
    There has been a row with Iceland and the EU over Mackerell fishing. BBC News - Scottish fishermen condemn Iceland mackerel quota move They have never been interested in the Mackerell before,...
    miraflores, Jun 16, 2011
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    Phil A
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  14. Dave W

    Psst - Wanna buy some water?

    And that`s why Liverpudlians can now sing.:heehee: Well one or two of them.:D Sorry Cilla.:loll::loll::dbgrtmb:
    And that`s why Liverpudlians can now sing.:heehee: Well one or two of them.:D Sorry Cilla.:loll::loll::dbgrtmb:
    And that`s why Liverpudlians can now sing.:heehee: Well one or two of them.:D Sorry Cilla.:loll::loll::dbgrtmb:
    And that`s why Liverpudlians can now sing.:heehee: Well one or two of them.:D Sorry Cilla.:loll::loll::dbgrtmb:
    Dave W, Jun 14, 2011 ... 2
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    daitheplant
    Jun 16, 2011
  15. jjordie

    Credit Card Fraud

    SausageFingers - I do not ever use my credit card when I am out - only take my debit card - so there was no possibilty of a customer copy. :what:
    SausageFingers - I do not ever use my credit card when I am out - only take my debit card - so there was no possibilty of a customer copy. :what:
    SausageFingers - I do not ever use my credit card when I am out - only take my debit card - so there was no possibilty of a customer copy. :what:
    SausageFingers - I do not ever use my credit card when I am out - only take my debit card - so there was no possibilty of a customer copy. :what:
    jjordie, Jun 8, 2011
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    jjordie
    Jun 15, 2011
  16. Kandy

    Google Looks Good Tonight

    Nice one google.:thumbsup: Now do a google search for "anagram":heehee: Thick cloud down here too.:cry3:
    Nice one google.:thumbsup: Now do a google search for "anagram":heehee: Thick cloud down here too.:cry3:
    Nice one google.:thumbsup: Now do a google search for "anagram":heehee: Thick cloud down here too.:cry3:
    Nice one google.:thumbsup: Now do a google search for "anagram":heehee: Thick cloud down here too.:cry3:
    Kandy, Jun 15, 2011
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    Phil A
    Jun 15, 2011
  17. pete

    Energy suppliers

    Just an update, I received my final bill from N power the other day.Gas bill was OK, it had the final reading I had sent to Brit Gas, electric for some reason was estimated, although I sent both...
    Just an update, I received my final bill from N power the other day.Gas bill was OK, it had the final reading I had sent to Brit Gas, electric for some reason was estimated, although I sent both readings at the same time.Anyway it will probably be August before I use the amount they have...
    Just an update, I received my final bill from N power the other day.Gas bill was OK, it had the final reading I had sent to Brit Gas, electric for some reason was estimated, although I sent both readings at the same time.Anyway it will...
    Just an update, I received my final bill from N power the other day.Gas bill was OK, it had the final reading I had sent to Brit Gas, electric for some reason was estimated, although I sent both...
    pete, Jun 11, 2011 ... 2
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    pete
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  18. Kandy

    'Happy Birthday Marley'

    :heehee::yess::D
    :heehee::yess::D
    :heehee::yess::D
    :heehee::yess::D
    Kandy, Jun 8, 2011 ... 2 3
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    Banana Man
    Jun 15, 2011
  19. Jack McHammocklashing

    Nowt so queer as Folk

    On reflection I should have kept them six more months Then when retired, go around gyms and golf clubs offering to replace locks on lockers for a tenner a shot Err NO My gym has several / a...
    On reflection I should have kept them six more months Then when retired, go around gyms and golf clubs offering to replace locks on lockers for a tenner a shot Err NO My gym has several / a dozen lockers with lost keys or broken locks I offered to fit new ones free Sorry mate ELF AND...
    On reflection I should have kept them six more months Then when retired, go around gyms and golf clubs offering to replace locks on lockers for a tenner a shot Err NO My gym has several / a dozen lockers with lost keys or broken locks I...
    On reflection I should have kept them six more months Then when retired, go around gyms and golf clubs offering to replace locks on lockers for a tenner a shot Err NO My gym has several / a...
    Jack McHammocklashing, Jun 13, 2011
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    Jack McHammocklashing
    Jun 14, 2011
  20. Sheal

    Worst Fault!

    Dotting the I's and crossing the T's I think Miraflores. :)
    Dotting the I's and crossing the T's I think Miraflores. :)
    Dotting the I's and crossing the T's I think Miraflores. :)
    Dotting the I's and crossing the T's I think Miraflores. :)
    Sheal, Jun 12, 2011 ... 2 3
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    Sheal
    Jun 14, 2011
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