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  1. raebhoop
    Like x 3

    Safety tip

    Let`s gloss over it shall we? By the way, the drivers name was Matt.:dbgrtmb:
    Let`s gloss over it shall we? By the way, the drivers name was Matt.:dbgrtmb:
    Let`s gloss over it shall we? By the way, the drivers name was Matt.:dbgrtmb:
    Let`s gloss over it shall we? By the way, the drivers name was Matt.:dbgrtmb:
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  2. Melinda

    Mean Nurses

    ADMIN ANNOUNCEMENTThis thread has been cleaned of the derailing posts which have been moved into Implied euthanasia?
    ADMIN ANNOUNCEMENTThis thread has been cleaned of the derailing posts which have been moved into Implied euthanasia?
    ADMIN ANNOUNCEMENTThis thread has been cleaned of the derailing posts which have been moved into Implied euthanasia?
    ADMIN ANNOUNCEMENTThis thread has been cleaned of the derailing posts which have been moved into Implied euthanasia?
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  3. ClaraLou

    Tell us something new

    Bet she gave him a right Rocket.
    Bet she gave him a right Rocket.
    Bet she gave him a right Rocket.
    Bet she gave him a right Rocket.
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  4. Phil A

    Tornado Destruction

    They are showing in constantly on the news here.......terrible mess, and the people that are still missing, breaks my heart.
    They are showing in constantly on the news here.......terrible mess, and the people that are still missing, breaks my heart.
    They are showing in constantly on the news here.......terrible mess, and the people that are still missing, breaks my heart.
    They are showing in constantly on the news here.......terrible mess, and the people that are still missing, breaks my heart.
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  5. Victoria

    So how do you look now .... ?

    I think Paul McCartney should have put his teeth in before he had his photo taken. :heehee:
    I think Paul McCartney should have put his teeth in before he had his photo taken. :heehee:
    I think Paul McCartney should have put his teeth in before he had his photo taken. :heehee:
    I think Paul McCartney should have put his teeth in before he had his photo taken. :heehee:
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  6. Scotkat

    43 rd pint of

    Well done Kath. :dbgrtmb: :love30: I'm not allowed to give blood but have, thankfully, been a recipient of donated blood. So thank you and all the other donors. :love30:
    Well done Kath. :dbgrtmb: :love30: I'm not allowed to give blood but have, thankfully, been a recipient of donated blood. So thank you and all the other donors. :love30:
    Well done Kath. :dbgrtmb: :love30: I'm not allowed to give blood but have, thankfully, been a recipient of donated blood. So thank you and all the other donors. :love30:
    Well done Kath. :dbgrtmb: :love30: I'm not allowed to give blood but have, thankfully, been a recipient of donated blood. So thank you and all the other donors. :love30:
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  7. capney

    Machines with attitude

    Yes Capney.........my motor lawnmower, it drives me mad. I only bought it two years ago, It will start when it feels like it, I'm sure I will pull my arm out of it's socket! It's been checked out...
    Yes Capney.........my motor lawnmower, it drives me mad. I only bought it two years ago, It will start when it feels like it, I'm sure I will pull my arm out of it's socket! It's been checked out but it hasn't made any difference. If I curse it and walk away for a minute then come back, it...
    Yes Capney.........my motor lawnmower, it drives me mad. I only bought it two years ago, It will start when it feels like it, I'm sure I will pull my arm out of it's socket! It's been checked out but it hasn't made any difference. If I curse it...
    Yes Capney.........my motor lawnmower, it drives me mad. I only bought it two years ago, It will start when it feels like it, I'm sure I will pull my arm out of it's socket! It's been checked out...
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  8. clueless1

    Why am I craving walnuts?

    Don't mind a Walnut, got put off them in Majorca when I found the packet was infested with little crawly bugs, did a lot of spitting out.:yummy: We have invented a new name for a method treating obese...
    Don't mind a Walnut, got put off them in Majorca when I found the packet was infested with little crawly bugs, did a lot of spitting out.:yummy: We have invented a new name for a method treating obese people within the NHS, think it Baryometrics or bathyscope, something like that:DOH:
    Don't mind a Walnut, got put off them in Majorca when I found the packet was infested with little crawly bugs, did a lot of spitting out.:yummy: We have invented a new name for a method treating obese people within the NHS, think it Baryometrics or...
    Don't mind a Walnut, got put off them in Majorca when I found the packet was infested with little crawly bugs, did a lot of spitting out.:yummy: We have invented a new name for a method treating obese...
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  9. Madahhlia

    Implied euthanasia?

    No worries, I certainly did more than my share in derailing the thread.Wonder how Melinda's getting on?
    No worries, I certainly did more than my share in derailing the thread.Wonder how Melinda's getting on?
    No worries, I certainly did more than my share in derailing the thread.Wonder how Melinda's getting on?
    No worries, I certainly did more than my share in derailing the thread.Wonder how Melinda's getting on?
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  10. clueless1
    Like x 7

    Who's bright idea was this...

    We moved from a village where we lived for 21 years because we could no longer stand the noise from the dual carriage way half a mile away and the helicopters buzzing overhead from the nearby...
    We moved from a village where we lived for 21 years because we could no longer stand the noise from the dual carriage way half a mile away and the helicopters buzzing overhead from the nearby airfield to a village on a hill:what: We got rid of the noise problem but have a wind problem instead which...
    We moved from a village where we lived for 21 years because we could no longer stand the noise from the dual carriage way half a mile away and the helicopters buzzing overhead from the nearby airfield to a village on a hill:what: We got rid of the...
    We moved from a village where we lived for 21 years because we could no longer stand the noise from the dual carriage way half a mile away and the helicopters buzzing overhead from the nearby...
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  11. ClaraLou

    Official - world ends at 6.00 pm today

    ziggy, I bought her first album 'It's My Way' when it came out in 1964 - still got it :thumbsup:. Apart from the two tracks I mentioned the title track is an interesting one - haven't got time to find a...
    ziggy, I bought her first album 'It's My Way' when it came out in 1964 - still got it :thumbsup:. Apart from the two tracks I mentioned the title track is an interesting one - haven't got time to find a copy on the net.
    ziggy, I bought her first album 'It's My Way' when it came out in 1964 - still got it :thumbsup:. Apart from the two tracks I mentioned the title track is an interesting one - haven't got time to find a copy on the net.
    ziggy, I bought her first album 'It's My Way' when it came out in 1964 - still got it :thumbsup:. Apart from the two tracks I mentioned the title track is an interesting one - haven't got time to find a...
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  12. Sheal

    Struggling!

    :dbgrtmb: I'll TRY :dbgrtmb:
    :dbgrtmb: I'll TRY :dbgrtmb:
    :dbgrtmb: I'll TRY :dbgrtmb:
    :dbgrtmb: I'll TRY :dbgrtmb:
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  13. raebhoop
    Like x 3

    Eamon

    lol i mind my oldest son who was about 7yrs at the time having to write a story about family his went "my granny loves to have loads of cock ":loll: he meant coke !!!:loll:
    lol i mind my oldest son who was about 7yrs at the time having to write a story about family his went "my granny loves to have loads of cock ":loll: he meant coke !!!:loll:
    lol i mind my oldest son who was about 7yrs at the time having to write a story about family his went "my granny loves to have loads of cock ":loll: he meant coke !!!:loll:
    lol i mind my oldest son who was about 7yrs at the time having to write a story about family his went "my granny loves to have loads of cock ":loll: he meant coke !!!:loll:
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  14. WolfieKate

    Wood worm

    You are right about the humidity, they will stop feeding if you get it dried out. Like has been said, chances are its old exit holes. You can get a woodworm killer which is painted on. The...
    You are right about the humidity, they will stop feeding if you get it dried out. Like has been said, chances are its old exit holes. You can get a woodworm killer which is painted on. The preventative spray is useless if there already holes, as new beetles will use them to go down & lay eggs,...
    You are right about the humidity, they will stop feeding if you get it dried out. Like has been said, chances are its old exit holes. You can get a woodworm killer which is painted on. The preventative spray is useless if there already holes,...
    You are right about the humidity, they will stop feeding if you get it dried out. Like has been said, chances are its old exit holes. You can get a woodworm killer which is painted on. The...
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  15. ClaraLou

    Summer in the town

    Is your neighbour anything like this? :heehee: I heard the music from miles away as I was driving towards it. The owner was in a deckchair in the garden with a 12 pack alongside him. He waved at us as...
    Is your neighbour anything like this? :heehee: I heard the music from miles away as I was driving towards it. The owner was in a deckchair in the garden with a 12 pack alongside him. He waved at us as we went by in our jeep, hanging on for dear life, as the volume tried to throw us out of the car.
    Is your neighbour anything like this? :heehee: I heard the music from miles away as I was driving towards it. The owner was in a deckchair in the garden with a 12 pack alongside him. He waved at us as we went by in our jeep, hanging on for dear life,...
    Is your neighbour anything like this? :heehee: I heard the music from miles away as I was driving towards it. The owner was in a deckchair in the garden with a 12 pack alongside him. He waved at us as...
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  16. Boghopper

    Where's me smileys?

    :sunny: I have now switched yours on for you too Spruce.. You should both have them now...It is all in your user CP.. Edit Options, then at the bottom of the page, but I have done it for you both as I...
    :sunny: I have now switched yours on for you too Spruce.. You should both have them now...It is all in your user CP.. Edit Options, then at the bottom of the page, but I have done it for you both as I was in there anyway....:sunny:
    :sunny: I have now switched yours on for you too Spruce.. You should both have them now...It is all in your user CP.. Edit Options, then at the bottom of the page, but I have done it for you both as I was in there anyway....:sunny:
    :sunny: I have now switched yours on for you too Spruce.. You should both have them now...It is all in your user CP.. Edit Options, then at the bottom of the page, but I have done it for you both as I...
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  17. Lyn

    Having problem with the freeview recorder

    OK clever techi people I need your help. Our Humax RT531B freeview recorder is playing up. It won't delete recordings ,when I press the red delete button the mute sign comes on .Why ? It's always...
    OK clever techi people I need your help. Our Humax RT531B freeview recorder is playing up. It won't delete recordings ,when I press the red delete button the mute sign comes on .Why ? It's always worked fine until now. It's about 18 months old. I have tried turning it off at the mains and...
    OK clever techi people I need your help. Our Humax RT531B freeview recorder is playing up. It won't delete recordings ,when I press the red delete button the mute sign comes on .Why ? It's always worked fine until now. It's about 18 months old. I...
    OK clever techi people I need your help. Our Humax RT531B freeview recorder is playing up. It won't delete recordings ,when I press the red delete button the mute sign comes on .Why ? It's always...
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  18. strongylodon

    It never rains.....it pours

    Gemini, I'm living in my eighth house to date. With regards selling and buying it depends on the market. If selling is slow in your area, get your house on the market first. Reverse the advice if...
    Gemini, I'm living in my eighth house to date. With regards selling and buying it depends on the market. If selling is slow in your area, get your house on the market first. Reverse the advice if selling is fast. You must also take into account whether you think your own house will sell easily....
    Gemini, I'm living in my eighth house to date. With regards selling and buying it depends on the market. If selling is slow in your area, get your house on the market first. Reverse the advice if selling is fast. You must also take into account...
    Gemini, I'm living in my eighth house to date. With regards selling and buying it depends on the market. If selling is slow in your area, get your house on the market first. Reverse the advice if...
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  19. Sheal
    Like x 3

    Something that follows you.....

    The numbers 3, 6, 9 have followed me through my life. Since my middle name is Thomas I doubt anything is spiritual, or that there are thing that go bump in the night, and believe me I've been...
    The numbers 3, 6, 9 have followed me through my life. Since my middle name is Thomas I doubt anything is spiritual, or that there are thing that go bump in the night, and believe me I've been in lots of places where something "spiritual" should have happened. I can't explained what happened...
    The numbers 3, 6, 9 have followed me through my life. Since my middle name is Thomas I doubt anything is spiritual, or that there are thing that go bump in the night, and believe me I've been in lots of places where something "spiritual"...
    The numbers 3, 6, 9 have followed me through my life. Since my middle name is Thomas I doubt anything is spiritual, or that there are thing that go bump in the night, and believe me I've been...
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  20. clueless1

    Annoyingly addictive game

    I stumbled across this free online game:Entanglement - by Gopherwood StudiosIt is just so addictive. I can see it taking over my soul if I'm not careful:)
    I stumbled across this free online game:Entanglement - by Gopherwood StudiosIt is just so addictive. I can see it taking over my soul if I'm not careful:)
    I stumbled across this free online game:Entanglement - by Gopherwood StudiosIt is just so addictive. I can see it taking over my soul if I'm not careful:)
    I stumbled across this free online game:Entanglement - by Gopherwood StudiosIt is just so addictive. I can see it taking over my soul if I'm not careful:)
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