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  1. roders

    Joy and Sadness.

    Well Roders what can I say that has not been said, I burst into tears when I saw my first grand son. (tears of joy)Also my condolances for the loss of your father, may he rest in peace.
    Well Roders what can I say that has not been said, I burst into tears when I saw my first grand son. (tears of joy)Also my condolances for the loss of your father, may he rest in peace.
    Well Roders what can I say that has not been said, I burst into tears when I saw my first grand son. (tears of joy)Also my condolances for the loss of your father, may he rest in peace.
    Well Roders what can I say that has not been said, I burst into tears when I saw my first grand son. (tears of joy)Also my condolances for the loss of your father, may he rest in peace.
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  2. Honey Bee

    Day of the Triffids

    Yeah, read it as a kid. Great book. I also liked his "The Kraken Wakes". Then I got into Isaac Asimov and a variety of other authors but I think it was that book that got me into Sc-Fi, for which...
    Yeah, read it as a kid. Great book. I also liked his "The Kraken Wakes". Then I got into Isaac Asimov and a variety of other authors but I think it was that book that got me into Sc-Fi, for which I'm grateful.
    Yeah, read it as a kid. Great book. I also liked his "The Kraken Wakes". Then I got into Isaac Asimov and a variety of other authors but I think it was that book that got me into Sc-Fi, for which I'm grateful.
    Yeah, read it as a kid. Great book. I also liked his "The Kraken Wakes". Then I got into Isaac Asimov and a variety of other authors but I think it was that book that got me into Sc-Fi, for which...
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  3. rosa

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY KANDY 9TH AUGUST

    Thankyou KG,Sunshine P,Roders as well for your Birthday Wishes. :cool: I went out practising last night because I felt a bit better but I am feeling rough again today so I will have to now wait a day...
    Thankyou KG,Sunshine P,Roders as well for your Birthday Wishes. :cool: I went out practising last night because I felt a bit better but I am feeling rough again today so I will have to now wait a day or so before I try again :rolleyes:Dizi,we had one of those small Grasshopper critters on the...
    Thankyou KG,Sunshine P,Roders as well for your Birthday Wishes. :cool: I went out practising last night because I felt a bit better but I am feeling rough again today so I will have to now wait a day or so before I try again :rolleyes:Dizi,we...
    Thankyou KG,Sunshine P,Roders as well for your Birthday Wishes. :cool: I went out practising last night because I felt a bit better but I am feeling rough again today so I will have to now wait a day...
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  4. borrowers

    typing!

    borrowers..you also used the Space bar 48 times too :D
    borrowers..you also used the Space bar 48 times too :D
    borrowers..you also used the Space bar 48 times too :D
    borrowers..you also used the Space bar 48 times too :D
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  5. Scotkat

    Frodshum?( Near Chester)

    Frodsham is the name of the place. And I think it is Rowton Hall. We used to live near by and our youngest went to secondary school in Frodsham. We live about an hours drive from there now though.
    Frodsham is the name of the place. And I think it is Rowton Hall. We used to live near by and our youngest went to secondary school in Frodsham. We live about an hours drive from there now though.
    Frodsham is the name of the place. And I think it is Rowton Hall. We used to live near by and our youngest went to secondary school in Frodsham. We live about an hours drive from there now though.
    Frodsham is the name of the place. And I think it is Rowton Hall. We used to live near by and our youngest went to secondary school in Frodsham. We live about an hours drive from there now though.
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  6. JarBax

    Result!

    Well done J, it was worth all the hard work you put in. Best of luck in the next phase.
    Well done J, it was worth all the hard work you put in. Best of luck in the next phase.
    Well done J, it was worth all the hard work you put in. Best of luck in the next phase.
    Well done J, it was worth all the hard work you put in. Best of luck in the next phase.
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  7. Victoria

    Sunset ...

    Send them to me by e-mail if you like, but I love this one ... You've seen my paintings and know what I like to paint ...
    Send them to me by e-mail if you like, but I love this one ... You've seen my paintings and know what I like to paint ...
    Send them to me by e-mail if you like, but I love this one ... You've seen my paintings and know what I like to paint ...
    Send them to me by e-mail if you like, but I love this one ... You've seen my paintings and know what I like to paint ...
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  8. Victoria

    12th of August

    Thanks very much - for the list and the link.
    Thanks very much - for the list and the link.
    Thanks very much - for the list and the link.
    Thanks very much - for the list and the link.
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  9. rosa

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY DIZI

    Thanks Pip, despite my best efforts last night, I don't feel too bad today!
    Thanks Pip, despite my best efforts last night, I don't feel too bad today!
    Thanks Pip, despite my best efforts last night, I don't feel too bad today!
    Thanks Pip, despite my best efforts last night, I don't feel too bad today!
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  10. cajary

    Is anyone else..

    Just got back to the computer (busy weekend!!). Glad I wasn't the only one.Bit reluctant to critisize too much having already had a slap on the wrist :D
    Just got back to the computer (busy weekend!!). Glad I wasn't the only one.Bit reluctant to critisize too much having already had a slap on the wrist :D
    Just got back to the computer (busy weekend!!). Glad I wasn't the only one.Bit reluctant to critisize too much having already had a slap on the wrist :D
    Just got back to the computer (busy weekend!!). Glad I wasn't the only one.Bit reluctant to critisize too much having already had a slap on the wrist :D
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  11. PaulD

    The Lakes!

    Well as my wife said "!with all the things you do I don't know how you would find time to go back to teaching". I am thinking of taking up bee keeping. I have already been down to several meetings...
    Well as my wife said "!with all the things you do I don't know how you would find time to go back to teaching". I am thinking of taking up bee keeping. I have already been down to several meetings of the local bee keepers. Wondered how I would feel about holding lots of bees. It was fascinating...
    Well as my wife said "!with all the things you do I don't know how you would find time to go back to teaching". I am thinking of taking up bee keeping. I have already been down to several meetings of the local bee keepers. Wondered how I would...
    Well as my wife said "!with all the things you do I don't know how you would find time to go back to teaching". I am thinking of taking up bee keeping. I have already been down to several meetings...
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  12. Marley Farley

    Hurricane Dean...!!!

    Well I have spoken to one of my friends...!!! The winds were very frightening where she was, but there is no flooding where she is... Her house survived intact as well. There is flooding in...
    Well I have spoken to one of my friends...!!! The winds were very frightening where she was, but there is no flooding where she is... Her house survived intact as well. There is flooding in other areas where we have friends & as yet have not managed to get through.. It is cell phones only...
    Well I have spoken to one of my friends...!!! The winds were very frightening where she was, but there is no flooding where she is... Her house survived intact as well. There is flooding in other areas where we have friends & as yet have...
    Well I have spoken to one of my friends...!!! The winds were very frightening where she was, but there is no flooding where she is... Her house survived intact as well. There is flooding in...
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  13. cajary

    A lovely day

    Thanks,pip. Yeah, she is a gem. We'll see what happens when she goes to Senior school, in a few years time. ;)
    Thanks,pip. Yeah, she is a gem. We'll see what happens when she goes to Senior school, in a few years time. ;)
    Thanks,pip. Yeah, she is a gem. We'll see what happens when she goes to Senior school, in a few years time. ;)
    Thanks,pip. Yeah, she is a gem. We'll see what happens when she goes to Senior school, in a few years time. ;)
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  14. Gogs

    Happy Birthday Rosa

    hope you havent eaten it all hope you have saved some for me
    hope you havent eaten it all hope you have saved some for me
    hope you havent eaten it all hope you have saved some for me
    hope you havent eaten it all hope you have saved some for me
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  15. rosa

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY GOGS 23rd AUG.

    Happy birthday Gogs, hope your having a nice one x
    Happy birthday Gogs, hope your having a nice one x
    Happy birthday Gogs, hope your having a nice one x
    Happy birthday Gogs, hope your having a nice one x
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  16. tricia

    A big THANKYOU to everyone

    Hi Tricia well done a supper garden love your waterfall and that stag is great, and to think you did all that from seeds! Just Brill!have this on me
    Hi Tricia well done a supper garden love your waterfall and that stag is great, and to think you did all that from seeds! Just Brill!have this on me
    Hi Tricia well done a supper garden love your waterfall and that stag is great, and to think you did all that from seeds! Just Brill!have this on me
    Hi Tricia well done a supper garden love your waterfall and that stag is great, and to think you did all that from seeds! Just Brill!have this on me
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  17. mackem

    For Accidental(prone)gardener.

    Awwwwwwwwww Mackem,Fank u they are sitting in a vase as we speak :D
    Awwwwwwwwww Mackem,Fank u they are sitting in a vase as we speak :D
    Awwwwwwwwww Mackem,Fank u they are sitting in a vase as we speak :D
    Awwwwwwwwww Mackem,Fank u they are sitting in a vase as we speak :D
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  18. Sunshine P

    what type of car is this

    sunshine see different opinions, I took a couple also and thought the front end looked like an e-type jaguar- kit car and it looks to me you wouldnt stand much of a chance in that in a crash, god...
    sunshine see different opinions, I took a couple also and thought the front end looked like an e-type jaguar- kit car and it looks to me you wouldnt stand much of a chance in that in a crash, god forbid
    sunshine see different opinions, I took a couple also and thought the front end looked like an e-type jaguar- kit car and it looks to me you wouldnt stand much of a chance in that in a crash, god forbid
    sunshine see different opinions, I took a couple also and thought the front end looked like an e-type jaguar- kit car and it looks to me you wouldnt stand much of a chance in that in a crash, god...
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  19. rosa

    Views Of Alnmouth, Northumberland

    This view can be seen on the train from newcastle to berwick
    This view can be seen on the train from newcastle to berwick
    This view can be seen on the train from newcastle to berwick
    This view can be seen on the train from newcastle to berwick
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  20. Gogs

    "The Wonder of it all ".

    That was lovely ( beautiful scenery as well )
    That was lovely ( beautiful scenery as well )
    That was lovely ( beautiful scenery as well )
    That was lovely ( beautiful scenery as well )
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