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  1. Phil A

    Terrible Accident

    That's devastating news. What an awful tragedy. I wish I had some wise words right now but I'm stuck. Nothing will ease the pain that the lads parents now have to endure, but I hope it helps in...
    That's devastating news. What an awful tragedy. I wish I had some wise words right now but I'm stuck. Nothing will ease the pain that the lads parents now have to endure, but I hope it helps in some small way that so many people are genuinely giving their sympathy.
    That's devastating news. What an awful tragedy. I wish I had some wise words right now but I'm stuck. Nothing will ease the pain that the lads parents now have to endure, but I hope it helps in some small way that so many people are genuinely...
    That's devastating news. What an awful tragedy. I wish I had some wise words right now but I'm stuck. Nothing will ease the pain that the lads parents now have to endure, but I hope it helps in...
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  2. maksim

    Any Knowledge of Mathematics and Physics (Aerodynamics) ?

    MA CHE SCHERZIAMO??? Il parasole per far ombra al prato... :D:sunny::D (for short:joking?)
    MA CHE SCHERZIAMO??? Il parasole per far ombra al prato... :D:sunny::D (for short:joking?)
    MA CHE SCHERZIAMO??? Il parasole per far ombra al prato... :D:sunny::D (for short:joking?)
    MA CHE SCHERZIAMO??? Il parasole per far ombra al prato... :D:sunny::D (for short:joking?)
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  3. bambooruth

    some of my art

    To someone who never progressed beyond 'stick men' and a round thing with spikes coming out of it (bit like this :sunny:!) for the sun - I am always in awe of anyone who can draw or paint.
    To someone who never progressed beyond 'stick men' and a round thing with spikes coming out of it (bit like this :sunny:!) for the sun - I am always in awe of anyone who can draw or paint.
    To someone who never progressed beyond 'stick men' and a round thing with spikes coming out of it (bit like this :sunny:!) for the sun - I am always in awe of anyone who can draw or paint.
    To someone who never progressed beyond 'stick men' and a round thing with spikes coming out of it (bit like this :sunny:!) for the sun - I am always in awe of anyone who can draw or paint.
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  4. raebhoop

    Where the heck is it?

    I guess I live not that far from Pete. My lawns haven't seen any rain since ..... I can't remember when, to the extent that they now 'crunch' underfoot - there's nothing to mow (which is a...
    I guess I live not that far from Pete. My lawns haven't seen any rain since ..... I can't remember when, to the extent that they now 'crunch' underfoot - there's nothing to mow (which is a bonus!), but there are now weeds where there weren't before and, of course, they're romping away!
    I guess I live not that far from Pete. My lawns haven't seen any rain since ..... I can't remember when, to the extent that they now 'crunch' underfoot - there's nothing to mow (which is a bonus!), but there are now weeds where there weren't...
    I guess I live not that far from Pete. My lawns haven't seen any rain since ..... I can't remember when, to the extent that they now 'crunch' underfoot - there's nothing to mow (which is a...
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  5. Sheal

    For Ziggy.....

    Thanks Ziggy, I'll be walking around singing it for the next week now! :heehee: I didn't know they were Welsh either.
    Thanks Ziggy, I'll be walking around singing it for the next week now! :heehee: I didn't know they were Welsh either.
    Thanks Ziggy, I'll be walking around singing it for the next week now! :heehee: I didn't know they were Welsh either.
    Thanks Ziggy, I'll be walking around singing it for the next week now! :heehee: I didn't know they were Welsh either.
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  6. Fidgetsmum

    Anyone know if I can ......

    Oh, Right.:DOH: I thought i'd pm'd you too John, till I looked back at the thread:DOH: Stupid boy Pike:DOH:
    Oh, Right.:DOH: I thought i'd pm'd you too John, till I looked back at the thread:DOH: Stupid boy Pike:DOH:
    Oh, Right.:DOH: I thought i'd pm'd you too John, till I looked back at the thread:DOH: Stupid boy Pike:DOH:
    Oh, Right.:DOH: I thought i'd pm'd you too John, till I looked back at the thread:DOH: Stupid boy Pike:DOH:
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  7. Phil A

    Boat Fishing Tomorow

    It gets worse Ruth. Iceland have decided they are going to have the Mackerell even though they don't eat them:DOH: BBC News - Scottish fishermen condemn Iceland mackerel quota move The...
    It gets worse Ruth. Iceland have decided they are going to have the Mackerell even though they don't eat them:DOH: BBC News - Scottish fishermen condemn Iceland mackerel quota move The Mackerell is considered a "dirty" fish by Icelandic consumers, presumably along with their banking system.
    It gets worse Ruth. Iceland have decided they are going to have the Mackerell even though they don't eat them:DOH: BBC News - Scottish fishermen condemn Iceland mackerel quota move The Mackerell is considered a "dirty" fish by Icelandic...
    It gets worse Ruth. Iceland have decided they are going to have the Mackerell even though they don't eat them:DOH: BBC News - Scottish fishermen condemn Iceland mackerel quota move The...
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  8. goosegog5555

    what am I doing wrong ???

    One of our cats found out the hard way that cats can't fly when she threw herself out of the bathroom window. Fortunately she wasn't injured - on the 'upside', she never, ever went upstairs...
    One of our cats found out the hard way that cats can't fly when she threw herself out of the bathroom window. Fortunately she wasn't injured - on the 'upside', she never, ever went upstairs again. Hope the puppy recovers soon.
    One of our cats found out the hard way that cats can't fly when she threw herself out of the bathroom window. Fortunately she wasn't injured - on the 'upside', she never, ever went upstairs again. Hope the puppy recovers soon.
    One of our cats found out the hard way that cats can't fly when she threw herself out of the bathroom window. Fortunately she wasn't injured - on the 'upside', she never, ever went upstairs...
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  9. Grumpy

    Dried fruit prices up!

    There's an old lady in our village who will sit in her greenhouse during a sunny winter's day because it's warmer in there than her house which she can't afford to heat.Getting back to prices,...
    There's an old lady in our village who will sit in her greenhouse during a sunny winter's day because it's warmer in there than her house which she can't afford to heat.Getting back to prices, we live 6, 12 & 13 miles from different stores of the same supermarket chain and they have various...
    There's an old lady in our village who will sit in her greenhouse during a sunny winter's day because it's warmer in there than her house which she can't afford to heat.Getting back to prices, we live 6, 12 & 13 miles from different stores of...
    There's an old lady in our village who will sit in her greenhouse during a sunny winter's day because it's warmer in there than her house which she can't afford to heat.Getting back to prices,...
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  10. shiney

    Independent Scotland?

    In my view, we are all BRITS anyway,So why all this yap about independence? If Russia invaded an "independent" Scotland would the rest of us sit back and watch? I think not. No matter where we...
    In my view, we are all BRITS anyway,So why all this yap about independence? If Russia invaded an "independent" Scotland would the rest of us sit back and watch? I think not. No matter where we live in these Isles we are ONE NATION.:D:D:dbgrtmb:
    In my view, we are all BRITS anyway,So why all this yap about independence? If Russia invaded an "independent" Scotland would the rest of us sit back and watch? I think not. No matter where we live in these Isles we are ONE NATION.:D:D:dbgrtmb:
    In my view, we are all BRITS anyway,So why all this yap about independence? If Russia invaded an "independent" Scotland would the rest of us sit back and watch? I think not. No matter where we...
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  11. ARMANDII

    HAIRY CATERPILLAR - BEWARE!

    You did it all right, Kaz. You have only one problem now, where's there's one there's more:cry3::runhills: Obviously, the biggest danger is to the GC's and any pets, so keep an eye out for anymore. ...
    You did it all right, Kaz. You have only one problem now, where's there's one there's more:cry3::runhills: Obviously, the biggest danger is to the GC's and any pets, so keep an eye out for anymore. Good Luck:thumbsup:
    You did it all right, Kaz. You have only one problem now, where's there's one there's more:cry3::runhills: Obviously, the biggest danger is to the GC's and any pets, so keep an eye out for anymore. Good Luck:thumbsup:
    You did it all right, Kaz. You have only one problem now, where's there's one there's more:cry3::runhills: Obviously, the biggest danger is to the GC's and any pets, so keep an eye out for anymore. ...
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  12. smoo

    Cleaning washing machine?

    I've had to do mine from time to time due to a buildup of something black that comes off on my clothes. When I first realised something was wrong I searched on the internet and found the...
    I've had to do mine from time to time due to a buildup of something black that comes off on my clothes. When I first realised something was wrong I searched on the internet and found the following site with two links you might find interesting, especially the second one with the pictures of...
    I've had to do mine from time to time due to a buildup of something black that comes off on my clothes. When I first realised something was wrong I searched on the internet and found the following site with two links you might find interesting,...
    I've had to do mine from time to time due to a buildup of something black that comes off on my clothes. When I first realised something was wrong I searched on the internet and found the...
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  13. Lyn

    Asda fuel prices down

    The only major supermarket we have here is Tesco's but they don't sell petrol. The cheapest on the island is Total. Unleaded £1.44 and diesel £1.50. Our prices have always been higher.
    The only major supermarket we have here is Tesco's but they don't sell petrol. The cheapest on the island is Total. Unleaded £1.44 and diesel £1.50. Our prices have always been higher.
    The only major supermarket we have here is Tesco's but they don't sell petrol. The cheapest on the island is Total. Unleaded £1.44 and diesel £1.50. Our prices have always been higher.
    The only major supermarket we have here is Tesco's but they don't sell petrol. The cheapest on the island is Total. Unleaded £1.44 and diesel £1.50. Our prices have always been higher.
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  14. Gogs

    Big , big event up here !

    Don't worry Gogs, in a few weeks time you can pop down the road to Appleby for the horse show. Then you'll see some mess :heehee: - and possibly me (who is always a mess) :loll:
    Don't worry Gogs, in a few weeks time you can pop down the road to Appleby for the horse show. Then you'll see some mess :heehee: - and possibly me (who is always a mess) :loll:
    Don't worry Gogs, in a few weeks time you can pop down the road to Appleby for the horse show. Then you'll see some mess :heehee: - and possibly me (who is always a mess) :loll:
    Don't worry Gogs, in a few weeks time you can pop down the road to Appleby for the horse show. Then you'll see some mess :heehee: - and possibly me (who is always a mess) :loll:
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  15. shiney

    Photbucket Users

    Mine says 29%
    Mine says 29%
    Mine says 29%
    Mine says 29%
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  16. Sheal

    Reading threads.

    I think, to be fair, some people may just reiterate (or perhaps re-word) what's already been said, either to clarify something or for the benefit of those who may be slightly less knowledgeable -...
    I think, to be fair, some people may just reiterate (or perhaps re-word) what's already been said, either to clarify something or for the benefit of those who may be slightly less knowledgeable - to stop them making a similar mistake.
    I think, to be fair, some people may just reiterate (or perhaps re-word) what's already been said, either to clarify something or for the benefit of those who may be slightly less knowledgeable - to stop them making a similar mistake.
    I think, to be fair, some people may just reiterate (or perhaps re-word) what's already been said, either to clarify something or for the benefit of those who may be slightly less knowledgeable -...
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  17. Sheal

    The hardest thing!

    You're right Armandii, I certainly have the desire to go, but at the moment my emotions are to erratic. I need time to settle and contemplate. Then perhaps I may go for that fear of flying course...
    You're right Armandii, I certainly have the desire to go, but at the moment my emotions are to erratic. I need time to settle and contemplate. Then perhaps I may go for that fear of flying course later in the year. If not I'll have to have words with the 'A' team. :heehee:
    You're right Armandii, I certainly have the desire to go, but at the moment my emotions are to erratic. I need time to settle and contemplate. Then perhaps I may go for that fear of flying course later in the year. If not I'll have to have words...
    You're right Armandii, I certainly have the desire to go, but at the moment my emotions are to erratic. I need time to settle and contemplate. Then perhaps I may go for that fear of flying course...
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  18. clueless1

    Building a wooden slide

    Just a note, but if you are thinking of using yacht varnish, it's worth remembering that a polyurethane varnish merely coats the surface of the wood, (as opposed to being absorbed into it) and...
    Just a note, but if you are thinking of using yacht varnish, it's worth remembering that a polyurethane varnish merely coats the surface of the wood, (as opposed to being absorbed into it) and therefore, as the wood beneath naturally expands and contracts it is going to flake off eventually -...
    Just a note, but if you are thinking of using yacht varnish, it's worth remembering that a polyurethane varnish merely coats the surface of the wood, (as opposed to being absorbed into it) and therefore, as the wood beneath naturally expands and...
    Just a note, but if you are thinking of using yacht varnish, it's worth remembering that a polyurethane varnish merely coats the surface of the wood, (as opposed to being absorbed into it) and...
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  19. Selleri

    The Woodland Trust- experiences or comments?

    Thanks guys! I think my sister will get 10 dedicated trees around the UK. She's a keen walker and often visits us here in the UK on holidays, it might be interesting to plan a holiday to visit...
    Thanks guys! I think my sister will get 10 dedicated trees around the UK. She's a keen walker and often visits us here in the UK on holidays, it might be interesting to plan a holiday to visit Her Tree... :)The actual trees are not marked of course, and the money goes to the charity. But as...
    Thanks guys! I think my sister will get 10 dedicated trees around the UK. She's a keen walker and often visits us here in the UK on holidays, it might be interesting to plan a holiday to visit Her Tree... :)The actual trees are not marked of...
    Thanks guys! I think my sister will get 10 dedicated trees around the UK. She's a keen walker and often visits us here in the UK on holidays, it might be interesting to plan a holiday to visit...
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  20. Sheal

    Marriage Quotes.....

    " Where's your husband ? only we're a bridesmaid missing ? "
    " Where's your husband ? only we're a bridesmaid missing ? "
    " Where's your husband ? only we're a bridesmaid missing ? "
    " Where's your husband ? only we're a bridesmaid missing ? "
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