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  1. JWK

    How do I make Lime Mortar - for Ziggy!

    I'll be round, might have to do it on day rates though :rolleyespink: I've built ruins that have fooled the mighty :dbgrtmb:
    I'll be round, might have to do it on day rates though :rolleyespink: I've built ruins that have fooled the mighty :dbgrtmb:
    I'll be round, might have to do it on day rates though :rolleyespink: I've built ruins that have fooled the mighty :dbgrtmb:
    I'll be round, might have to do it on day rates though :rolleyespink: I've built ruins that have fooled the mighty :dbgrtmb:
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  2. shiney

    Are Cats Racist?

    Awww puss-cats you gotta love 'em!!!! :wub2:Val
    Awww puss-cats you gotta love 'em!!!! :wub2:Val
    Awww puss-cats you gotta love 'em!!!! :wub2:Val
    Awww puss-cats you gotta love 'em!!!! :wub2:Val
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  3. Lisa11

    No more rain please!

    Had first picking of homegrown watercress today, fried up with salt & pepper, lovely:dbgrtmb:
    Had first picking of homegrown watercress today, fried up with salt & pepper, lovely:dbgrtmb:
    Had first picking of homegrown watercress today, fried up with salt & pepper, lovely:dbgrtmb:
    Had first picking of homegrown watercress today, fried up with salt & pepper, lovely:dbgrtmb:
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  4. Val..

    Buying seeds from abroad

    I'm still waiting for the seller to send me my total, why is it taking so long? I am getting really impatient. :fingerdrum:Val
    I'm still waiting for the seller to send me my total, why is it taking so long? I am getting really impatient. :fingerdrum:Val
    I'm still waiting for the seller to send me my total, why is it taking so long? I am getting really impatient. :fingerdrum:Val
    I'm still waiting for the seller to send me my total, why is it taking so long? I am getting really impatient. :fingerdrum:Val
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  5. Fidgetsmum

    Well done BT ... never fails to disappoint!

    Reaffirms my thoughts on BT really!
    Reaffirms my thoughts on BT really!
    Reaffirms my thoughts on BT really!
    Reaffirms my thoughts on BT really!
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  6. Sheal

    Me and machines!

    All his working life, from apprentice to retirement, my cousin was a technical illustrator for the MoD, working mainly on such things as user handbooks for all types of armed forces vehicles,...
    All his working life, from apprentice to retirement, my cousin was a technical illustrator for the MoD, working mainly on such things as user handbooks for all types of armed forces vehicles, equipment and FWGBs (Fings What Go Bang!). Of course, he'd been trained 'the old fashioned way' -...
    All his working life, from apprentice to retirement, my cousin was a technical illustrator for the MoD, working mainly on such things as user handbooks for all types of armed forces vehicles, equipment and FWGBs (Fings What Go Bang!). Of course,...
    All his working life, from apprentice to retirement, my cousin was a technical illustrator for the MoD, working mainly on such things as user handbooks for all types of armed forces vehicles,...
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  7. ClaraLou

    Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain

    Missed seeing them live when they were in Cranbrook Claralou, but have heard them on the radio so know that you had a treat.Chris
    Missed seeing them live when they were in Cranbrook Claralou, but have heard them on the radio so know that you had a treat.Chris
    Missed seeing them live when they were in Cranbrook Claralou, but have heard them on the radio so know that you had a treat.Chris
    Missed seeing them live when they were in Cranbrook Claralou, but have heard them on the radio so know that you had a treat.Chris
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  8. Phil A

    Storm alert Isle of Wight 21.17 pm

    It did Victoria :heehee: I see the storm you had, its moved over to central Spain now, its huge.
    It did Victoria :heehee: I see the storm you had, its moved over to central Spain now, its huge.
    It did Victoria :heehee: I see the storm you had, its moved over to central Spain now, its huge.
    It did Victoria :heehee: I see the storm you had, its moved over to central Spain now, its huge.
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  9. shiney

    What turn out at your polling station?

    pete, it makes a difference for us. We live in a village and the parish council elections have some value because the issues are very local. The councillors are very approachable and some can be...
    pete, it makes a difference for us. We live in a village and the parish council elections have some value because the issues are very local. The councillors are very approachable and some can be very efficient and helpful. There is virtually no politics involved even if they stand under the...
    pete, it makes a difference for us. We live in a village and the parish council elections have some value because the issues are very local. The councillors are very approachable and some can be very efficient and helpful. There is virtually...
    pete, it makes a difference for us. We live in a village and the parish council elections have some value because the issues are very local. The councillors are very approachable and some can be...
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  10. Sheal

    Bin Laden's dead!

    Were they fully laden then? :heehee:
    Were they fully laden then? :heehee:
    Were they fully laden then? :heehee:
    Were they fully laden then? :heehee:
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  11. Lyn

    I need a new washing machine

    I am on my second Indesit here. The first one lasted ten years and was remarkable bearing in mind for the first five years we used borehole water which was sometimes not at its best with various...
    I am on my second Indesit here. The first one lasted ten years and was remarkable bearing in mind for the first five years we used borehole water which was sometimes not at its best with various sediments. The bearing went on mine too. I had no hesitation in buying another having looked at the...
    I am on my second Indesit here. The first one lasted ten years and was remarkable bearing in mind for the first five years we used borehole water which was sometimes not at its best with various sediments. The bearing went on mine too. I had no...
    I am on my second Indesit here. The first one lasted ten years and was remarkable bearing in mind for the first five years we used borehole water which was sometimes not at its best with various...
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  12. Sheal

    Facebook Alert!

    Thanks Shiney, I agree with you. But there are some weird and morbid people in this world of ours. Those same people are the ones that slow down to gawp at a motorway accident too!
    Thanks Shiney, I agree with you. But there are some weird and morbid people in this world of ours. Those same people are the ones that slow down to gawp at a motorway accident too!
    Thanks Shiney, I agree with you. But there are some weird and morbid people in this world of ours. Those same people are the ones that slow down to gawp at a motorway accident too!
    Thanks Shiney, I agree with you. But there are some weird and morbid people in this world of ours. Those same people are the ones that slow down to gawp at a motorway accident too!
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  13. Sheal

    Rain please!

    :yess:The rain dancing must have worked everybody. I woke to the sound of rain this morning and it's been pouring all day. :dbgrtmb: We're promised showers for the next five days. Whoopee! I can bottle...
    :yess:The rain dancing must have worked everybody. I woke to the sound of rain this morning and it's been pouring all day. :dbgrtmb: We're promised showers for the next five days. Whoopee! I can bottle it and send it your way if you like. :)
    :yess:The rain dancing must have worked everybody. I woke to the sound of rain this morning and it's been pouring all day. :dbgrtmb: We're promised showers for the next five days. Whoopee! I can bottle it and send it your way if you like. :)
    :yess:The rain dancing must have worked everybody. I woke to the sound of rain this morning and it's been pouring all day. :dbgrtmb: We're promised showers for the next five days. Whoopee! I can bottle...
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  14. daitheplant

    Google Earth

    My old car is on there twice in Glastonbury, so were all my passwords & login details:DOH::D
    My old car is on there twice in Glastonbury, so were all my passwords & login details:DOH::D
    My old car is on there twice in Glastonbury, so were all my passwords & login details:DOH::D
    My old car is on there twice in Glastonbury, so were all my passwords & login details:DOH::D
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  15. kindredspirit

    Nice walk on a Sunday afternoon.

    Wow.......what a walk, heights dont bother me, but i think somehow in this instance, it would!!!!!!!
    Wow.......what a walk, heights dont bother me, but i think somehow in this instance, it would!!!!!!!
    Wow.......what a walk, heights dont bother me, but i think somehow in this instance, it would!!!!!!!
    Wow.......what a walk, heights dont bother me, but i think somehow in this instance, it would!!!!!!!
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  16. Galore

    a better bit o butter

    Yes you can use a Kenwood Chef to make Butter.My wife says not any more the last time the Kenwoods motor gave up. Cost me a new one ( she dont like butter ).Trevor
    Yes you can use a Kenwood Chef to make Butter.My wife says not any more the last time the Kenwoods motor gave up. Cost me a new one ( she dont like butter ).Trevor
    Yes you can use a Kenwood Chef to make Butter.My wife says not any more the last time the Kenwoods motor gave up. Cost me a new one ( she dont like butter ).Trevor
    Yes you can use a Kenwood Chef to make Butter.My wife says not any more the last time the Kenwoods motor gave up. Cost me a new one ( she dont like butter ).Trevor
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  17. pip

    Party fence and chopped plant

    A couple of points here.1. If someone chopped one of my plants on my land without my permission, I'd be furious. Absolutely livid in fact. If it was encroaching on their land, then its a...
    A couple of points here.1. If someone chopped one of my plants on my land without my permission, I'd be furious. Absolutely livid in fact. If it was encroaching on their land, then its a different story, then they're allowed to cut the bits that occupy their territory, BUT, then still have to...
    A couple of points here.1. If someone chopped one of my plants on my land without my permission, I'd be furious. Absolutely livid in fact. If it was encroaching on their land, then its a different story, then they're allowed to cut the bits...
    A couple of points here.1. If someone chopped one of my plants on my land without my permission, I'd be furious. Absolutely livid in fact. If it was encroaching on their land, then its a...
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  18. roders

    War Horse.

    Roders, my sister told me about this and I looked it up on google. Then I saw something about it on TV and saying it is very emotional -it looks amazing!
    Roders, my sister told me about this and I looked it up on google. Then I saw something about it on TV and saying it is very emotional -it looks amazing!
    Roders, my sister told me about this and I looked it up on google. Then I saw something about it on TV and saying it is very emotional -it looks amazing!
    Roders, my sister told me about this and I looked it up on google. Then I saw something about it on TV and saying it is very emotional -it looks amazing!
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  19. shiney
    Like x 3

    Who Said That Pheasants Are Clumsy?

    That's a very determined pheasant!Since our cats died, I'm really enjoying feeding the birds (didn't think it was fair while we had two cats that would just look at it as me providing them with...
    That's a very determined pheasant!Since our cats died, I'm really enjoying feeding the birds (didn't think it was fair while we had two cats that would just look at it as me providing them with moving food!).Today I saw a single little robin chase off a massive magpie and a blackbird from...
    That's a very determined pheasant!Since our cats died, I'm really enjoying feeding the birds (didn't think it was fair while we had two cats that would just look at it as me providing them with moving food!).Today I saw a single little...
    That's a very determined pheasant!Since our cats died, I'm really enjoying feeding the birds (didn't think it was fair while we had two cats that would just look at it as me providing them with...
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  20. roders

    Happy birthday Victoria.

    Happy birthday Victoria!!Same day as my hubby.Hope you had a lovely day
    Happy birthday Victoria!!Same day as my hubby.Hope you had a lovely day
    Happy birthday Victoria!!Same day as my hubby.Hope you had a lovely day
    Happy birthday Victoria!!Same day as my hubby.Hope you had a lovely day
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