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  1. Kandy

    Happy Birthday Armandii

    It's a bit late but I hope you had a great day today Armandii. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! :happydance:
    It's a bit late but I hope you had a great day today Armandii. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! :happydance:
    It's a bit late but I hope you had a great day today Armandii. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! :happydance:
    It's a bit late but I hope you had a great day today Armandii. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! :happydance:
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  2. shiney

    The Power Of Words

    Aww , brings tears to the eyes .
    Aww , brings tears to the eyes .
    Aww , brings tears to the eyes .
    Aww , brings tears to the eyes .
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  3. ARMANDII

    Thrown out again

    Many thanks Nathan. I shall take your advice about lengthy posts:thumbsup:
    Many thanks Nathan. I shall take your advice about lengthy posts:thumbsup:
    Many thanks Nathan. I shall take your advice about lengthy posts:thumbsup:
    Many thanks Nathan. I shall take your advice about lengthy posts:thumbsup:
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  4. miraflores

    printed books or e-books?

    I use a Kindle, it is convenient and I have many books installed. I am just into the time when my job at the University requires my being there but with very little to do. I can sit and read for...
    I use a Kindle, it is convenient and I have many books installed. I am just into the time when my job at the University requires my being there but with very little to do. I can sit and read for hours, if required I can leave it, then come back to it later (it remembers exactly which page you...
    I use a Kindle, it is convenient and I have many books installed. I am just into the time when my job at the University requires my being there but with very little to do. I can sit and read for hours, if required I can leave it, then come back...
    I use a Kindle, it is convenient and I have many books installed. I am just into the time when my job at the University requires my being there but with very little to do. I can sit and read for...
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  5. Kandy
    Like x 3

    I Want This Dog..

    So cool!!!My daughter came in and said "I hope I get one like that" :lol
    So cool!!!My daughter came in and said "I hope I get one like that" :lol
    So cool!!!My daughter came in and said "I hope I get one like that" :lol
    So cool!!!My daughter came in and said "I hope I get one like that" :lol
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  6. shiney

    Do You Want A £1,000 Fine?

    Hi Fidgetsmum, don't worry, we still love you :wub2: :heehee: We've reached the deadline!!!!!! :gaagh:. Run around in panic everyone. The Census police will be after you :loll: Oh well, that's another chance...
    Hi Fidgetsmum, don't worry, we still love you :wub2: :heehee: We've reached the deadline!!!!!! :gaagh:. Run around in panic everyone. The Census police will be after you :loll: Oh well, that's another chance to have a go at the government finished for a while. :heehee: Now where shall I look so that I can poke...
    Hi Fidgetsmum, don't worry, we still love you :wub2: :heehee: We've reached the deadline!!!!!! :gaagh:. Run around in panic everyone. The Census police will be after you :loll: Oh well, that's another chance to have a go at the government finished for a...
    Hi Fidgetsmum, don't worry, we still love you :wub2: :heehee: We've reached the deadline!!!!!! :gaagh:. Run around in panic everyone. The Census police will be after you :loll: Oh well, that's another chance...
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  7. Jazmine

    Odd phone call today.

    Probably not :heehee: - you obviously haven't heard me sing :loll::loll::loll:With my voice I'm not normally allowed into religious edifices.
    Probably not :heehee: - you obviously haven't heard me sing :loll::loll::loll:With my voice I'm not normally allowed into religious edifices.
    Probably not :heehee: - you obviously haven't heard me sing :loll::loll::loll:With my voice I'm not normally allowed into religious edifices.
    Probably not :heehee: - you obviously haven't heard me sing :loll::loll::loll:With my voice I'm not normally allowed into religious edifices.
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  8. Phil A

    Robbing a Bank

    It's crazy what people throw away , eh ?! Car boot sales should be compulsory ! Congratulations on rescuing some perfectly good doodads from a dusty grave : )
    It's crazy what people throw away , eh ?! Car boot sales should be compulsory ! Congratulations on rescuing some perfectly good doodads from a dusty grave : )
    It's crazy what people throw away , eh ?! Car boot sales should be compulsory ! Congratulations on rescuing some perfectly good doodads from a dusty grave : )
    It's crazy what people throw away , eh ?! Car boot sales should be compulsory ! Congratulations on rescuing some perfectly good doodads from a dusty grave : )
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  9. Galore

    A very unusual day

    Congratulations!:)
    Congratulations!:)
    Congratulations!:)
    Congratulations!:)
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  10. nathan7

    FLUSHING OR NOT TO FLUSH

    I have now got the new part for my cistern the 2 screws on the back have rusted up and the wing nuts tight is there a way of getting them loose and could I still use the connection thats on or...
    I have now got the new part for my cistern the 2 screws on the back have rusted up and the wing nuts tight is there a way of getting them loose and could I still use the connection thats on or will I have to buy a new joint the one that is on has been soldered I think could I use one of those...
    I have now got the new part for my cistern the 2 screws on the back have rusted up and the wing nuts tight is there a way of getting them loose and could I still use the connection thats on or will I have to buy a new joint the one that is on has...
    I have now got the new part for my cistern the 2 screws on the back have rusted up and the wing nuts tight is there a way of getting them loose and could I still use the connection thats on or...
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  11. clueless1

    I'm so unfit

    Yes, true, but don't forget there's a big reward as well as effort involved, because being fit feels fantastic and it boosts your self-esteem.
    Yes, true, but don't forget there's a big reward as well as effort involved, because being fit feels fantastic and it boosts your self-esteem.
    Yes, true, but don't forget there's a big reward as well as effort involved, because being fit feels fantastic and it boosts your self-esteem.
    Yes, true, but don't forget there's a big reward as well as effort involved, because being fit feels fantastic and it boosts your self-esteem.
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  12. Kandy

    Happy Birthday-Makka Bakka

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAKKA!!!!! have a good one!!Val
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAKKA!!!!! have a good one!!Val
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAKKA!!!!! have a good one!!Val
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAKKA!!!!! have a good one!!Val
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  13. shiney

    Ecological - To Be Or Not To Be?

    Wow thanks for that info. I nearly always wash at 30 degrees, and I'm sure our pipes have been clogging, yet I had no idea this could be down to the temperature we use.I guess I'll use a...
    Wow thanks for that info. I nearly always wash at 30 degrees, and I'm sure our pipes have been clogging, yet I had no idea this could be down to the temperature we use.I guess I'll use a higher temp a bit more often!
    Wow thanks for that info. I nearly always wash at 30 degrees, and I'm sure our pipes have been clogging, yet I had no idea this could be down to the temperature we use.I guess I'll use a higher temp a bit more often!
    Wow thanks for that info. I nearly always wash at 30 degrees, and I'm sure our pipes have been clogging, yet I had no idea this could be down to the temperature we use.I guess I'll use a...
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  14. shiney

    Street Parties New And Old

    I can't imagine it will be quite the same these days. The UK has changed so that not so many people know their neighbours anymore, and I just can't imagine the same sort of atmosphere being...
    I can't imagine it will be quite the same these days. The UK has changed so that not so many people know their neighbours anymore, and I just can't imagine the same sort of atmosphere being achieved :-(Let's hope I'm wrong.
    I can't imagine it will be quite the same these days. The UK has changed so that not so many people know their neighbours anymore, and I just can't imagine the same sort of atmosphere being achieved :-(Let's hope I'm wrong.
    I can't imagine it will be quite the same these days. The UK has changed so that not so many people know their neighbours anymore, and I just can't imagine the same sort of atmosphere being...
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  15. JWK

    Credit/Debit card users double-charged at New Year

    i get that trouble with tescos all the time refuse to use my card now,cash all the way,wouldnt mind if it was a normal shop but we spend about £800 at least twice a week in tescos so that sum...
    i get that trouble with tescos all the time refuse to use my card now,cash all the way,wouldnt mind if it was a normal shop but we spend about £800 at least twice a week in tescos so that sum twice is not on ,in tyescos defence they have always refunded immidiately :yess:
    i get that trouble with tescos all the time refuse to use my card now,cash all the way,wouldnt mind if it was a normal shop but we spend about £800 at least twice a week in tescos so that sum twice is not on ,in tyescos defence they have always...
    i get that trouble with tescos all the time refuse to use my card now,cash all the way,wouldnt mind if it was a normal shop but we spend about £800 at least twice a week in tescos so that sum...
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  16. Alice

    Kids and Germs

    In the street where I used to live as a kid the road was cobbled and full of dirt and I would go home after playing in it really mucky. My mother would grab me by the ear and give me a "spit...
    In the street where I used to live as a kid the road was cobbled and full of dirt and I would go home after playing in it really mucky. My mother would grab me by the ear and give me a "spit wash" to get me "clean" again after muttering "Got enough much on your neck to grow potatoes! When...
    In the street where I used to live as a kid the road was cobbled and full of dirt and I would go home after playing in it really mucky. My mother would grab me by the ear and give me a "spit wash" to get me "clean" again after muttering "Got...
    In the street where I used to live as a kid the road was cobbled and full of dirt and I would go home after playing in it really mucky. My mother would grab me by the ear and give me a "spit...
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  17. Val..

    Never underestimate the power of the brain!!!!

    I have never seen that before. Unbelievable!!
    I have never seen that before. Unbelievable!!
    I have never seen that before. Unbelievable!!
    I have never seen that before. Unbelievable!!
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  18. Fidgetsmum

    Things to do

    Well said John.:thumbsup:
    Well said John.:thumbsup:
    Well said John.:thumbsup:
    Well said John.:thumbsup:
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  19. shiney

    Moving On From The Census ...

    I would have liked to of have seen a chance of having a say who's in the The Lords before any tinkering with the Parliamentary vote.
    I would have liked to of have seen a chance of having a say who's in the The Lords before any tinkering with the Parliamentary vote.
    I would have liked to of have seen a chance of having a say who's in the The Lords before any tinkering with the Parliamentary vote.
    I would have liked to of have seen a chance of having a say who's in the The Lords before any tinkering with the Parliamentary vote.
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  20. Honey Bee

    Deserately unhappy - work related :(

    Life is very unfair and employers will often treat people very badly; sometimes it is hard to prove that you are being badly treated, and although you should not take ill-treatment lying down, it...
    Life is very unfair and employers will often treat people very badly; sometimes it is hard to prove that you are being badly treated, and although you should not take ill-treatment lying down, it is often a case of toughing it out with support from friends and loved ones, until you can find...
    Life is very unfair and employers will often treat people very badly; sometimes it is hard to prove that you are being badly treated, and although you should not take ill-treatment lying down, it is often a case of toughing it out with support...
    Life is very unfair and employers will often treat people very badly; sometimes it is hard to prove that you are being badly treated, and although you should not take ill-treatment lying down, it...
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