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  1. The Muppet Show

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  1. Sheal

    Oh! The joys of skype.

    Thanks all, We've sorted the situation with the mic. My sons connection with America is the problem. Perhaps there is a problem with receiving and sending, there in particular. :)
    Thanks all, We've sorted the situation with the mic. My sons connection with America is the problem. Perhaps there is a problem with receiving and sending, there in particular. :)
    Thanks all, We've sorted the situation with the mic. My sons connection with America is the problem. Perhaps there is a problem with receiving and sending, there in particular. :)
    Thanks all, We've sorted the situation with the mic. My sons connection with America is the problem. Perhaps there is a problem with receiving and sending, there in particular. :)
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  2. ClaraLou

    You can tell it's spring ...

    I think his impromptu headgear looks great! :D
    I think his impromptu headgear looks great! :D
    I think his impromptu headgear looks great! :D
    I think his impromptu headgear looks great! :D
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  3. DominicH

    Looking for a participant for a 'shed related' film!

    Actually when I re-read my origional post it does sound ridiculous - just to clarify that the shed won't be being 'improved' in the conventional sense - I'm not just too lazy to do my own work -...
    Actually when I re-read my origional post it does sound ridiculous - just to clarify that the shed won't be being 'improved' in the conventional sense - I'm not just too lazy to do my own work - but would painted and then repainted another colour - things added only to be taken away later, etc etc.
    Actually when I re-read my origional post it does sound ridiculous - just to clarify that the shed won't be being 'improved' in the conventional sense - I'm not just too lazy to do my own work - but would painted and then repainted another colour...
    Actually when I re-read my origional post it does sound ridiculous - just to clarify that the shed won't be being 'improved' in the conventional sense - I'm not just too lazy to do my own work -...
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  4. capney

    Armed Forces redundancies

    If you get all the 6`s you will condemn us all. :yess::yess::yess:
    If you get all the 6`s you will condemn us all. :yess::yess::yess:
    If you get all the 6`s you will condemn us all. :yess::yess::yess:
    If you get all the 6`s you will condemn us all. :yess::yess::yess:
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  5. Phil A

    Happy Birthday

    To Nickki D :) Many Happy returns.
    To Nickki D :) Many Happy returns.
    To Nickki D :) Many Happy returns.
    To Nickki D :) Many Happy returns.
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  6. Phil A

    Radio 2, Ken Bruce show.

    I remember the Tele Goons and Four Feather Falls, also Torchy the Battery Boy. Then there was Twizzle. All quality entertainment.:dbgrtmb::heehee:
    I remember the Tele Goons and Four Feather Falls, also Torchy the Battery Boy. Then there was Twizzle. All quality entertainment.:dbgrtmb::heehee:
    I remember the Tele Goons and Four Feather Falls, also Torchy the Battery Boy. Then there was Twizzle. All quality entertainment.:dbgrtmb::heehee:
    I remember the Tele Goons and Four Feather Falls, also Torchy the Battery Boy. Then there was Twizzle. All quality entertainment.:dbgrtmb::heehee:
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  7. RachelN76

    Garden Shows

    Thank you. I think we'll get my mum to look after the kids. I'm sure they'll prefer a day with Grandma being spoiled and eating ice cream!
    Thank you. I think we'll get my mum to look after the kids. I'm sure they'll prefer a day with Grandma being spoiled and eating ice cream!
    Thank you. I think we'll get my mum to look after the kids. I'm sure they'll prefer a day with Grandma being spoiled and eating ice cream!
    Thank you. I think we'll get my mum to look after the kids. I'm sure they'll prefer a day with Grandma being spoiled and eating ice cream!
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  8. shiney

    How Good Are You At Languages?

    This is brilliant!!!Val
    This is brilliant!!!Val
    This is brilliant!!!Val
    This is brilliant!!!Val
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  9. ClaraLou

    April Fool!

    I thought this was real!!!! completely forgot what date it was!!!:DOH:Val
    I thought this was real!!!! completely forgot what date it was!!!:DOH:Val
    I thought this was real!!!! completely forgot what date it was!!!:DOH:Val
    I thought this was real!!!! completely forgot what date it was!!!:DOH:Val
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  10. Phil A

    Spooky face

    Nope Ziggy. I have used a Magnifying Glass and scanned the Whole Photo for about 15 minutes :scratch:. I cannot for the life of me see a Ghostly Shape of an Old Womans Head:scratch:. The only Shape i have Detected...
    Nope Ziggy. I have used a Magnifying Glass and scanned the Whole Photo for about 15 minutes :scratch:. I cannot for the life of me see a Ghostly Shape of an Old Womans Head:scratch:. The only Shape i have Detected is the 3 Gargoyles on the tree trunk ,left of Photo :dbgrtmb:. Which Reminds Me NO MORE RUSSIAN VODKA...
    Nope Ziggy. I have used a Magnifying Glass and scanned the Whole Photo for about 15 minutes :scratch:. I cannot for the life of me see a Ghostly Shape of an Old Womans Head:scratch:. The only Shape i have Detected is the 3 Gargoyles on the tree trunk ,left of...
    Nope Ziggy. I have used a Magnifying Glass and scanned the Whole Photo for about 15 minutes :scratch:. I cannot for the life of me see a Ghostly Shape of an Old Womans Head:scratch:. The only Shape i have Detected...
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  11. Prudence Potts

    Summer's coming!!

    PP 'One Swallow doesn't make a Summer' but it certainly makes Spring!! good to see them back again.
    PP 'One Swallow doesn't make a Summer' but it certainly makes Spring!! good to see them back again.
    PP 'One Swallow doesn't make a Summer' but it certainly makes Spring!! good to see them back again.
    PP 'One Swallow doesn't make a Summer' but it certainly makes Spring!! good to see them back again.
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  12. bi9johnny

    medal ceremony

    Well done to him - must make you very proud.
    Well done to him - must make you very proud.
    Well done to him - must make you very proud.
    Well done to him - must make you very proud.
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  13. Val..

    More to this DIY than I thought!!!!

    Well done Val, glad you got it sorted with our 'help' :loll:
    Well done Val, glad you got it sorted with our 'help' :loll:
    Well done Val, glad you got it sorted with our 'help' :loll:
    Well done Val, glad you got it sorted with our 'help' :loll:
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  14. Sheal

    I know it's spring........

    Here you go folks, I've rounded up a few smilies: :WINK1: :rolleyespink: :scratch::yess::DOH::dunno::loll::heehee::help::happydance::p:ill::gaagh::yay:Use them wisely:cheers:
    Here you go folks, I've rounded up a few smilies: :WINK1: :rolleyespink: :scratch::yess::DOH::dunno::loll::heehee::help::happydance::p:ill::gaagh::yay:Use them wisely:cheers:
    Here you go folks, I've rounded up a few smilies: :WINK1: :rolleyespink: :scratch::yess::DOH::dunno::loll::heehee::help::happydance::p:ill::gaagh::yay:Use them wisely:cheers:
    Here you go folks, I've rounded up a few smilies: :WINK1: :rolleyespink: :scratch::yess::DOH::dunno::loll::heehee::help::happydance::p:ill::gaagh::yay:Use them wisely:cheers:
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  15. clueless1

    Just had the coppers round

    He has had several cups of tea at my place! He is now known to the local police as a "Known Assosciate" of a local member of a criminal organisation!!!Ok, joking apart. I make no secret of the...
    He has had several cups of tea at my place! He is now known to the local police as a "Known Assosciate" of a local member of a criminal organisation!!!Ok, joking apart. I make no secret of the fact that I am a memberof a 1% back patch bike club. I never leave the house without my club...
    He has had several cups of tea at my place! He is now known to the local police as a "Known Assosciate" of a local member of a criminal organisation!!!Ok, joking apart. I make no secret of the fact that I am a memberof a 1% back patch bike...
    He has had several cups of tea at my place! He is now known to the local police as a "Known Assosciate" of a local member of a criminal organisation!!!Ok, joking apart. I make no secret of the...
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  16. wiseowl

    History on Fire

    Well, maybe. The pub seemed to go bust pretty much overnight. One day it was open, (albeit in a rather run-down state) and the next everyone had cleared out and the place was boarded up. It...
    Well, maybe. The pub seemed to go bust pretty much overnight. One day it was open, (albeit in a rather run-down state) and the next everyone had cleared out and the place was boarded up. It just seems rather convenient that it's now been gutted. Probably just my suspicious mind. No...
    Well, maybe. The pub seemed to go bust pretty much overnight. One day it was open, (albeit in a rather run-down state) and the next everyone had cleared out and the place was boarded up. It just seems rather convenient that it's now been...
    Well, maybe. The pub seemed to go bust pretty much overnight. One day it was open, (albeit in a rather run-down state) and the next everyone had cleared out and the place was boarded up. It...
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  17. Phil A

    What a shame.

    Now he will probably make a claim , and be awarded £25000 (plus expenses and lost earnings ), for a work related injury ! And I really do wish I was joking......................
    Now he will probably make a claim , and be awarded £25000 (plus expenses and lost earnings ), for a work related injury ! And I really do wish I was joking......................
    Now he will probably make a claim , and be awarded £25000 (plus expenses and lost earnings ), for a work related injury ! And I really do wish I was joking......................
    Now he will probably make a claim , and be awarded £25000 (plus expenses and lost earnings ), for a work related injury ! And I really do wish I was joking......................
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  18. capney

    Amazed

    :yay: Isn't it great.. GC is back on form again... :happydance:
    :yay: Isn't it great.. GC is back on form again... :happydance:
    :yay: Isn't it great.. GC is back on form again... :happydance:
    :yay: Isn't it great.. GC is back on form again... :happydance:
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  19. Monk

    Insects Found In House

    Hi Monk try this link.:thumbsup:
    Hi Monk try this link.:thumbsup:
    Hi Monk try this link.:thumbsup:
    Hi Monk try this link.:thumbsup:
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  20. exlabman

    water leak

    That's a brilliant story:)
    That's a brilliant story:)
    That's a brilliant story:)
    That's a brilliant story:)
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