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  1. ClaraLou

    Well, that was an expense I didn't anticipate ...

    Teenage boys seem to go through a really clumsy stage - ours sits down at the table like dropping a bag of spuds and finds it impossible to gently close a door, I don't know how our car door...
    Teenage boys seem to go through a really clumsy stage - ours sits down at the table like dropping a bag of spuds and finds it impossible to gently close a door, I don't know how our car door hasn't been wrenched off the speed he slams it shut.
    Teenage boys seem to go through a really clumsy stage - ours sits down at the table like dropping a bag of spuds and finds it impossible to gently close a door, I don't know how our car door hasn't been wrenched off the speed he slams it shut.
    Teenage boys seem to go through a really clumsy stage - ours sits down at the table like dropping a bag of spuds and finds it impossible to gently close a door, I don't know how our car door...
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  2. Val..

    Changing the name on your Gas Bill

    shiney that is very very nice of you to offer to do this for me, but they said that I would be contacted in the next 48 hours and no-body has phoned me so I am hoping that they thought better of...
    shiney that is very very nice of you to offer to do this for me, but they said that I would be contacted in the next 48 hours and no-body has phoned me so I am hoping that they thought better of it!! I won't know of course until I get the next gas bill so I shall just have to wait and see, but...
    shiney that is very very nice of you to offer to do this for me, but they said that I would be contacted in the next 48 hours and no-body has phoned me so I am hoping that they thought better of it!! I won't know of course until I get the next...
    shiney that is very very nice of you to offer to do this for me, but they said that I would be contacted in the next 48 hours and no-body has phoned me so I am hoping that they thought better of...
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  3. pete

    Expensive blood pressure check

    The chemist (or dispenser at the surgery if you have one) is supposed to tell you if it is cheaper to buy it than using the prescription price.
    The chemist (or dispenser at the surgery if you have one) is supposed to tell you if it is cheaper to buy it than using the prescription price.
    The chemist (or dispenser at the surgery if you have one) is supposed to tell you if it is cheaper to buy it than using the prescription price.
    The chemist (or dispenser at the surgery if you have one) is supposed to tell you if it is cheaper to buy it than using the prescription price.
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  4. Phil A

    Taking the pee

    Hello my lovely . In can understand your point of veiw but the problem is that there r many, many machines that do the work that all those people on the dole used to do and with the best will in...
    Hello my lovely . In can understand your point of veiw but the problem is that there r many, many machines that do the work that all those people on the dole used to do and with the best will in the world , there r simply not the jobs there for the whole population and as clueless says , if u r...
    Hello my lovely . In can understand your point of veiw but the problem is that there r many, many machines that do the work that all those people on the dole used to do and with the best will in the world , there r simply not the jobs there for...
    Hello my lovely . In can understand your point of veiw but the problem is that there r many, many machines that do the work that all those people on the dole used to do and with the best will in...
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  5. clueless1

    New government, new war - Libya

    As Pete says. why aren`t we wiping out Mugabe. He is doing the same as Gaddafi. Unless, of course, the yanks are after the Lockerbie bomber. As if.lol
    As Pete says. why aren`t we wiping out Mugabe. He is doing the same as Gaddafi. Unless, of course, the yanks are after the Lockerbie bomber. As if.lol
    As Pete says. why aren`t we wiping out Mugabe. He is doing the same as Gaddafi. Unless, of course, the yanks are after the Lockerbie bomber. As if.lol
    As Pete says. why aren`t we wiping out Mugabe. He is doing the same as Gaddafi. Unless, of course, the yanks are after the Lockerbie bomber. As if.lol
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  6. JWK

    Shutters and curtains 'act as double glazing'

    Last fall I had my home remodeled for thermal reasons – it was just too hot on summer and freezing cold during winter. We had the entire house thermo isolated, changed the frames on all windows...
    Last fall I had my home remodeled for thermal reasons – it was just too hot on summer and freezing cold during winter. We had the entire house thermo isolated, changed the frames on all windows and replaced the old venetian blinds with some heavy curtains – so we successfully eliminated all...
    Last fall I had my home remodeled for thermal reasons – it was just too hot on summer and freezing cold during winter. We had the entire house thermo isolated, changed the frames on all windows and replaced the old venetian blinds with some heavy...
    Last fall I had my home remodeled for thermal reasons – it was just too hot on summer and freezing cold during winter. We had the entire house thermo isolated, changed the frames on all windows...
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  7. lukenotts

    Triops

    oh, and this is what a mature triop looks like...Dont look much like a plant though :heehee:
    oh, and this is what a mature triop looks like...Dont look much like a plant though :heehee:
    oh, and this is what a mature triop looks like...Dont look much like a plant though :heehee:
    oh, and this is what a mature triop looks like...Dont look much like a plant though :heehee:
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  8. shiney

    Yippee!! My Census Form Is Here.

    Just checking my thread subscriptions
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  9. shiney

    Four year old drummer - Fantastic!!!

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  10. shiney

    Memories of idyllic summer days

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  11. shiney

    Memories of younger days

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  12. shiney

    Internet Dating

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    Just checking my thread subscriptions
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  13. jjordie

    How to be happy

    I always thought the best tea tree, Ziggy, was a loose leaf tea, but yours appears to be a conifer:DI think if you want to get into an argument on this Forum then talk about Gardeners World,...
    I always thought the best tea tree, Ziggy, was a loose leaf tea, but yours appears to be a conifer:DI think if you want to get into an argument on this Forum then talk about Gardeners World, the presenters what it should be, and how long it should be:heehee::DOH:
    I always thought the best tea tree, Ziggy, was a loose leaf tea, but yours appears to be a conifer:DI think if you want to get into an argument on this Forum then talk about Gardeners World, the presenters what it should be, and how long it...
    I always thought the best tea tree, Ziggy, was a loose leaf tea, but yours appears to be a conifer:DI think if you want to get into an argument on this Forum then talk about Gardeners World,...
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  14. miraflores

    ...and?

    fiiiuuuu...thank God!
    fiiiuuuu...thank God!
    fiiiuuuu...thank God!
    fiiiuuuu...thank God!
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  15. Phil A

    Sherbet Dip Dab

    Hmmm was ok til the hole got blocked, I'd suck so hard to try and clear it then it would unblock and send sherbert up the back of my throat where it burnt like Vim, making my eyes run and me...
    Hmmm was ok til the hole got blocked, I'd suck so hard to try and clear it then it would unblock and send sherbert up the back of my throat where it burnt like Vim, making my eyes run and me cough like mad.I prefered wham bars (with more E numbers than a Yorkshire maths lesson) then later...
    Hmmm was ok til the hole got blocked, I'd suck so hard to try and clear it then it would unblock and send sherbert up the back of my throat where it burnt like Vim, making my eyes run and me cough like mad.I prefered wham bars (with more E...
    Hmmm was ok til the hole got blocked, I'd suck so hard to try and clear it then it would unblock and send sherbert up the back of my throat where it burnt like Vim, making my eyes run and me...
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  16. ClaraLou
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  17. Phil A

    ebay listing gone viral

    This is really funny as well!!! :loll:Val
    This is really funny as well!!! :loll:Val
    This is really funny as well!!! :loll:Val
    This is really funny as well!!! :loll:Val
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  18. Phil A

    Tsunami Fish

    Aah, just got away with the word fags on another thread so it would seem Americans are offended by the derogatory term for gay people if there is only one of them, but are happy enough to insult...
    Aah, just got away with the word fags on another thread so it would seem Americans are offended by the derogatory term for gay people if there is only one of them, but are happy enough to insult them if there are a group of them. Interesting:scratch:I had such fun working with the guys from NY...
    Aah, just got away with the word fags on another thread so it would seem Americans are offended by the derogatory term for gay people if there is only one of them, but are happy enough to insult them if there are a group of them. Interesting:scratch:I...
    Aah, just got away with the word fags on another thread so it would seem Americans are offended by the derogatory term for gay people if there is only one of them, but are happy enough to insult...
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  19. Nat75

    GRIEVANCE AT WORK

    I find the issue re: annual leave interesting.In hospital work, all staff got the same annual leave entitlement which for my grade was 4 weeks plus 9 bank holidays. If a full timer took a week...
    I find the issue re: annual leave interesting.In hospital work, all staff got the same annual leave entitlement which for my grade was 4 weeks plus 9 bank holidays. If a full timer took a week off, it was 'worth' 37½ hours and if they took a single day, it was 'worth' 7½ hrs. It became...
    I find the issue re: annual leave interesting.In hospital work, all staff got the same annual leave entitlement which for my grade was 4 weeks plus 9 bank holidays. If a full timer took a week off, it was 'worth' 37½ hours and if they took a...
    I find the issue re: annual leave interesting.In hospital work, all staff got the same annual leave entitlement which for my grade was 4 weeks plus 9 bank holidays. If a full timer took a week...
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  20. Sheal

    Olympics tickets.

    :rofl: I think it's going to be in horseguards parade, the bit where they do the Trooping of the Colours. Somehow it won't be the same, it's bound to be downpours and freezing cold.Good for you,...
    :rofl: I think it's going to be in horseguards parade, the bit where they do the Trooping of the Colours. Somehow it won't be the same, it's bound to be downpours and freezing cold.Good for you, I wish we could get rid of ours. We just have a tiny portable since our big telly packed in a year...
    :rofl: I think it's going to be in horseguards parade, the bit where they do the Trooping of the Colours. Somehow it won't be the same, it's bound to be downpours and freezing cold.Good for you, I wish we could get rid of ours. We just have a...
    :rofl: I think it's going to be in horseguards parade, the bit where they do the Trooping of the Colours. Somehow it won't be the same, it's bound to be downpours and freezing cold.Good for you,...
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