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  1. capney

    Christmas do

    Have a great time, Robert, and go easy on the lime pickle. :)
    Have a great time, Robert, and go easy on the lime pickle. :)
    Have a great time, Robert, and go easy on the lime pickle. :)
    Have a great time, Robert, and go easy on the lime pickle. :)
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  2. Selleri

    Food labelling

    I noticed on a packet of salted peanuts once the warning 'May contain nut traces'.
    I noticed on a packet of salted peanuts once the warning 'May contain nut traces'.
    I noticed on a packet of salted peanuts once the warning 'May contain nut traces'.
    I noticed on a packet of salted peanuts once the warning 'May contain nut traces'.
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  3. ClaraLou

    Iran threatens to boycott 2012 Olympics over logo

    They must have joined GC and seen how upset we would have been. :heehee:
    They must have joined GC and seen how upset we would have been. :heehee:
    They must have joined GC and seen how upset we would have been. :heehee:
    They must have joined GC and seen how upset we would have been. :heehee:
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  4. clueless1

    Savaloy sausages

    As far as I know, Saveloy is a smoked sausage and doesn't need to be cooked. But if you want to dip it in batter and deep fry it - that's up to you.
    As far as I know, Saveloy is a smoked sausage and doesn't need to be cooked. But if you want to dip it in batter and deep fry it - that's up to you.
    As far as I know, Saveloy is a smoked sausage and doesn't need to be cooked. But if you want to dip it in batter and deep fry it - that's up to you.
    As far as I know, Saveloy is a smoked sausage and doesn't need to be cooked. But if you want to dip it in batter and deep fry it - that's up to you.
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  5. miraflores

    "cage" for caterpillar

    When I was a teenager I had a pet hairy caterpillar. I kept it for months, until my dad decided I'd looked ridiculous for long enough and insisted that I shave it off.
    When I was a teenager I had a pet hairy caterpillar. I kept it for months, until my dad decided I'd looked ridiculous for long enough and insisted that I shave it off.
    When I was a teenager I had a pet hairy caterpillar. I kept it for months, until my dad decided I'd looked ridiculous for long enough and insisted that I shave it off.
    When I was a teenager I had a pet hairy caterpillar. I kept it for months, until my dad decided I'd looked ridiculous for long enough and insisted that I shave it off.
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  6. Daisies
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  7. clueless1

    Bad day turned good

    Sorry to hear about the, no wages situation, clueless.Hope things sort themselves out, but once an employer stops paying it usually means the banks have given up on them, as a bad risk.
    Sorry to hear about the, no wages situation, clueless.Hope things sort themselves out, but once an employer stops paying it usually means the banks have given up on them, as a bad risk.
    Sorry to hear about the, no wages situation, clueless.Hope things sort themselves out, but once an employer stops paying it usually means the banks have given up on them, as a bad risk.
    Sorry to hear about the, no wages situation, clueless.Hope things sort themselves out, but once an employer stops paying it usually means the banks have given up on them, as a bad risk.
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  8. miraflores

    Garden Scketchup

    Has anybody tried "Garden Sketchup" (garden design software) ?http://www.garden-network.co.uk/free-garden-design-software.php
    Has anybody tried "Garden Sketchup" (garden design software) ?http://www.garden-network.co.uk/free-garden-design-software.php
    Has anybody tried "Garden Sketchup" (garden design software) ?http://www.garden-network.co.uk/free-garden-design-software.php
    Has anybody tried "Garden Sketchup" (garden design software) ?http://www.garden-network.co.uk/free-garden-design-software.php
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  9. Daisies

    Forum will be down next Monday 21st March 2011

    Thanks for the heads up... now Ive got to find something to do next Monday!
    Thanks for the heads up... now Ive got to find something to do next Monday!
    Thanks for the heads up... now Ive got to find something to do next Monday!
    Thanks for the heads up... now Ive got to find something to do next Monday!
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  10. Victoria

    3D Sensations

    WOW!! It's amazing what they can do these days. :dbgrtmb:
    WOW!! It's amazing what they can do these days. :dbgrtmb:
    WOW!! It's amazing what they can do these days. :dbgrtmb:
    WOW!! It's amazing what they can do these days. :dbgrtmb:
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  11. miraflores

    17th March

    Blimey,Knee Reunification Day, there has to be a flag for that.:what:
    Blimey,Knee Reunification Day, there has to be a flag for that.:what:
    Blimey,Knee Reunification Day, there has to be a flag for that.:what:
    Blimey,Knee Reunification Day, there has to be a flag for that.:what:
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  12. capney

    A record..?

    Achh, the joys of forigenerdom... I remember when we had a new house and I happily declared in loud voice (and my best accent) at the smoking shelter that all of the weekend was spent banging and...
    Achh, the joys of forigenerdom... I remember when we had a new house and I happily declared in loud voice (and my best accent) at the smoking shelter that all of the weekend was spent banging and screwing with Mr Selleri.I let the guys simmer in their admirable British correctness all day...
    Achh, the joys of forigenerdom... I remember when we had a new house and I happily declared in loud voice (and my best accent) at the smoking shelter that all of the weekend was spent banging and screwing with Mr Selleri.I let the guys...
    Achh, the joys of forigenerdom... I remember when we had a new house and I happily declared in loud voice (and my best accent) at the smoking shelter that all of the weekend was spent banging and...
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  13. miraflores

    porridge

    That's just the beginning, Pixie, try my suggestion of salt and butter and you'll see... Soon you'll have the energy to take over an insconspucious nation or something... Did I mention, BTW, that...
    That's just the beginning, Pixie, try my suggestion of salt and butter and you'll see... Soon you'll have the energy to take over an insconspucious nation or something... Did I mention, BTW, that my proud, 5 million Nation currently (watch this space) occupying larger area than the UK actually...
    That's just the beginning, Pixie, try my suggestion of salt and butter and you'll see... Soon you'll have the energy to take over an insconspucious nation or something... Did I mention, BTW, that my proud, 5 million Nation currently (watch this...
    That's just the beginning, Pixie, try my suggestion of salt and butter and you'll see... Soon you'll have the energy to take over an insconspucious nation or something... Did I mention, BTW, that...
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  14. miraflores

    wher do our members live?

    I think my name pretty much says it all :heehee::WINK1:......but i did add my location.:thumb:
    I think my name pretty much says it all :heehee::WINK1:......but i did add my location.:thumb:
    I think my name pretty much says it all :heehee::WINK1:......but i did add my location.:thumb:
    I think my name pretty much says it all :heehee::WINK1:......but i did add my location.:thumb:
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  15. Phil A

    The Scariest thing on the Web

    Mmmmm and and how we worry about our gene pool would you Adam and Eve it? :loll:
    Mmmmm and and how we worry about our gene pool would you Adam and Eve it? :loll:
    Mmmmm and and how we worry about our gene pool would you Adam and Eve it? :loll:
    Mmmmm and and how we worry about our gene pool would you Adam and Eve it? :loll:
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  16. lukenotts

    Japan Earthquake

    The more I see of the extent of the Japanese disaster the more I'm staggered by the enormity of it. The last great earthquake, and consequently a tidal wave, killed over 250,000 in Asia. The last...
    The more I see of the extent of the Japanese disaster the more I'm staggered by the enormity of it. The last great earthquake, and consequently a tidal wave, killed over 250,000 in Asia. The last ten years does seem to have had it's fair share of natural disaster with such a great loss of...
    The more I see of the extent of the Japanese disaster the more I'm staggered by the enormity of it. The last great earthquake, and consequently a tidal wave, killed over 250,000 in Asia. The last ten years does seem to have had it's fair share of...
    The more I see of the extent of the Japanese disaster the more I'm staggered by the enormity of it. The last great earthquake, and consequently a tidal wave, killed over 250,000 in Asia. The last...
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  17. Lyn

    Robbery at Asda

    I am surprised that they managed it at Asda, as the way they have the till line up, in the one nearest to me, is well away from the entrance/exit as a deterrent. The trouble is that a lot of the...
    I am surprised that they managed it at Asda, as the way they have the till line up, in the one nearest to me, is well away from the entrance/exit as a deterrent. The trouble is that a lot of the thieves are hardened to doing what they do. They're also usually well known and if the Shopping...
    I am surprised that they managed it at Asda, as the way they have the till line up, in the one nearest to me, is well away from the entrance/exit as a deterrent. The trouble is that a lot of the thieves are hardened to doing what they do. They're...
    I am surprised that they managed it at Asda, as the way they have the till line up, in the one nearest to me, is well away from the entrance/exit as a deterrent. The trouble is that a lot of the...
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  18. Phil A

    Breaking News - Nuclear power plant exploded

    That implies that they can't shut it down. If I remember my school days correctly, there are two things that control the temperature of a nuclear reactor. One is the rate of the reaction, which is...
    That implies that they can't shut it down. If I remember my school days correctly, there are two things that control the temperature of a nuclear reactor. One is the rate of the reaction, which is controlled by placing boron rods in between the fuel rods, thus slowing the reaction, the other is...
    That implies that they can't shut it down. If I remember my school days correctly, there are two things that control the temperature of a nuclear reactor. One is the rate of the reaction, which is controlled by placing boron rods in between the...
    That implies that they can't shut it down. If I remember my school days correctly, there are two things that control the temperature of a nuclear reactor. One is the rate of the reaction, which is...
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  19. Kandy

    Cholesterol Lowering Drugs

    agree:dbgrtmb:
    agree:dbgrtmb:
    agree:dbgrtmb:
    agree:dbgrtmb:
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  20. Val..

    How annoying is this!!!!!!!!!!!

    Chopper, I were advising the females of the site from knowledge rather than experience.:dbgrtmb::rofl:
    Chopper, I were advising the females of the site from knowledge rather than experience.:dbgrtmb::rofl:
    Chopper, I were advising the females of the site from knowledge rather than experience.:dbgrtmb::rofl:
    Chopper, I were advising the females of the site from knowledge rather than experience.:dbgrtmb::rofl:
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