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  1. Val..

    Awww, clever boy!!!!

    Brilliant, absolutely great! I used to have a Director like that when he'd had too much wine!! Thanks Gem, I really enjoyed that.
    Brilliant, absolutely great! I used to have a Director like that when he'd had too much wine!! Thanks Gem, I really enjoyed that.
    Brilliant, absolutely great! I used to have a Director like that when he'd had too much wine!! Thanks Gem, I really enjoyed that.
    Brilliant, absolutely great! I used to have a Director like that when he'd had too much wine!! Thanks Gem, I really enjoyed that.
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  2. Victoria

    International Women's Day, 8 March 2011

    Gorgeous, I love the colours of Gerbera, thank you Victoria!!Val
    Gorgeous, I love the colours of Gerbera, thank you Victoria!!Val
    Gorgeous, I love the colours of Gerbera, thank you Victoria!!Val
    Gorgeous, I love the colours of Gerbera, thank you Victoria!!Val
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  3. Aesculus

    Getting Contact Lenses In and Out

    Thanks Clare :dbgrtmb:I think reading the website you linked to that actually they really are well within there rights:what: as I don't believe that the fitting is complete until after the 3 month...
    Thanks Clare :dbgrtmb:I think reading the website you linked to that actually they really are well within there rights:what: as I don't believe that the fitting is complete until after the 3 month check-up:th_scifD36:source:
    Thanks Clare :dbgrtmb:I think reading the website you linked to that actually they really are well within there rights:what: as I don't believe that the fitting is complete until after the 3 month check-up:th_scifD36:source:
    Thanks Clare :dbgrtmb:I think reading the website you linked to that actually they really are well within there rights:what: as I don't believe that the fitting is complete until after the 3 month...
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  4. miraflores

    the icing on the cake

    I still remember when I was very little, getting halfway through eating a brown paper bag in the bakery while my mam was chatting to the lady behind the counter. I didn't die or anything:)
    I still remember when I was very little, getting halfway through eating a brown paper bag in the bakery while my mam was chatting to the lady behind the counter. I didn't die or anything:)
    I still remember when I was very little, getting halfway through eating a brown paper bag in the bakery while my mam was chatting to the lady behind the counter. I didn't die or anything:)
    I still remember when I was very little, getting halfway through eating a brown paper bag in the bakery while my mam was chatting to the lady behind the counter. I didn't die or anything:)
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  5. miraflores

    house fire

    Well that just makes your heart sink. :cry3:
    Well that just makes your heart sink. :cry3:
    Well that just makes your heart sink. :cry3:
    Well that just makes your heart sink. :cry3:
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  6. capney

    Supermoon

    Love the wording clueless...My plants start shaking everytime I go near them with a pair of secateurs :heehee: Have to catch them off guard :WINK1::dbgrtmb:
    Love the wording clueless...My plants start shaking everytime I go near them with a pair of secateurs :heehee: Have to catch them off guard :WINK1::dbgrtmb:
    Love the wording clueless...My plants start shaking everytime I go near them with a pair of secateurs :heehee: Have to catch them off guard :WINK1::dbgrtmb:
    Love the wording clueless...My plants start shaking everytime I go near them with a pair of secateurs :heehee: Have to catch them off guard :WINK1::dbgrtmb:
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  7. Sheal

    Pancake Day!

    I didn't indulge on 'Fat Tuesday' (Mardi Gras) but it seems an appropriate title :heehee:
    I didn't indulge on 'Fat Tuesday' (Mardi Gras) but it seems an appropriate title :heehee:
    I didn't indulge on 'Fat Tuesday' (Mardi Gras) but it seems an appropriate title :heehee:
    I didn't indulge on 'Fat Tuesday' (Mardi Gras) but it seems an appropriate title :heehee:
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  8. miraflores

    post for the ladies...

    I am quite into sewing myself (although not near professionally) and I enjoy looking at nice dresses.If Pamela Anderson would wear that dress since her “top” is much bigger (aside from...
    I am quite into sewing myself (although not near professionally) and I enjoy looking at nice dresses.If Pamela Anderson would wear that dress since her “top” is much bigger (aside from implanted) it would just be squeezed, flat and pull out from every possible corner which would not give...
    I am quite into sewing myself (although not near professionally) and I enjoy looking at nice dresses.If Pamela Anderson would wear that dress since her “top” is much bigger (aside from implanted) it would just be squeezed, flat and pull out...
    I am quite into sewing myself (although not near professionally) and I enjoy looking at nice dresses.If Pamela Anderson would wear that dress since her “top” is much bigger (aside from...
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  9. Sheal

    Wood preservative

    Cresote got banned and they created 'creocote'... which i thank also got removed. They're on to about the 3rd incarnation now and it comes in light or dark. Good stuff but doesn't have the exact...
    Cresote got banned and they created 'creocote'... which i thank also got removed. They're on to about the 3rd incarnation now and it comes in light or dark. Good stuff but doesn't have the exact right smell to me.
    Cresote got banned and they created 'creocote'... which i thank also got removed. They're on to about the 3rd incarnation now and it comes in light or dark. Good stuff but doesn't have the exact right smell to me.
    Cresote got banned and they created 'creocote'... which i thank also got removed. They're on to about the 3rd incarnation now and it comes in light or dark. Good stuff but doesn't have the exact...
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  10. miraflores

    brown sugar

    Very interesting, thank you.
    Very interesting, thank you.
    Very interesting, thank you.
    Very interesting, thank you.
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  11. Sheal

    Oak oil.....

    Is there any update?
    Is there any update?
    Is there any update?
    Is there any update?
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  12. pete

    Petrol/diesel prices

    I agree, Pete, this is something we can''t sweep under the carpet or trivialize and "tinkering around with the odd car engine or a barge or wo of coal is not, in this day and age, going to change...
    I agree, Pete, this is something we can''t sweep under the carpet or trivialize and "tinkering around with the odd car engine or a barge or wo of coal is not, in this day and age, going to change anything". There is going to be in, say, 40 - 50 years a energy crisis that we can't avoid and...
    I agree, Pete, this is something we can''t sweep under the carpet or trivialize and "tinkering around with the odd car engine or a barge or wo of coal is not, in this day and age, going to change anything". There is going to be in, say, 40 - 50...
    I agree, Pete, this is something we can''t sweep under the carpet or trivialize and "tinkering around with the odd car engine or a barge or wo of coal is not, in this day and age, going to change...
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  13. HarryS

    Fulhamfc6 - Gets the Red card

    It's a kind of a record, Harry. 8 Posts before he got banned ! Spammers are usually one shout and you're out ! They're off before the members ever see them. Members can flag them up by pressing...
    It's a kind of a record, Harry. 8 Posts before he got banned ! Spammers are usually one shout and you're out ! They're off before the members ever see them. Members can flag them up by pressing the Report button at the end of the post.
    It's a kind of a record, Harry. 8 Posts before he got banned ! Spammers are usually one shout and you're out ! They're off before the members ever see them. Members can flag them up by pressing the Report button at the end of the post.
    It's a kind of a record, Harry. 8 Posts before he got banned ! Spammers are usually one shout and you're out ! They're off before the members ever see them. Members can flag them up by pressing...
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  14. Phil A

    Yellowstone Caldera

    This is a more balanced view on the potential threats to the vegetable garden.http://uk.news.yahoo.com/38/20110304/tsc-five-ways-the-world-could-end-98fda55.html
    This is a more balanced view on the potential threats to the vegetable garden.http://uk.news.yahoo.com/38/20110304/tsc-five-ways-the-world-could-end-98fda55.html
    This is a more balanced view on the potential threats to the vegetable garden.http://uk.news.yahoo.com/38/20110304/tsc-five-ways-the-world-could-end-98fda55.html
    This is a more balanced view on the potential threats to the vegetable garden.http://uk.news.yahoo.com/38/20110304/tsc-five-ways-the-world-could-end-98fda55.html
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  15. miraflores

    translate "as you go"

    :heehee:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akbflkF_1zY
    :heehee:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akbflkF_1zY
    :heehee:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akbflkF_1zY
    :heehee:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akbflkF_1zY
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  16. ClaraLou

    Move over singing policeman and bring on the flatulent dentist

    Don't think I'd fancy root canal work with this one:-
    Don't think I'd fancy root canal work with this one:-
    Don't think I'd fancy root canal work with this one:-
    Don't think I'd fancy root canal work with this one:-
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  17. Phil A

    Look out Dai !

    It does make you wonder how we can entrust the future of our wildife to so called "experts":DOH:Didn't signal crayfish escape by being released from fur farms by P.E.T.A.
    It does make you wonder how we can entrust the future of our wildife to so called "experts":DOH:Didn't signal crayfish escape by being released from fur farms by P.E.T.A.
    It does make you wonder how we can entrust the future of our wildife to so called "experts":DOH:Didn't signal crayfish escape by being released from fur farms by P.E.T.A.
    It does make you wonder how we can entrust the future of our wildife to so called "experts":DOH:Didn't signal crayfish escape by being released from fur farms by P.E.T.A.
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  18. miraflores

    HAPPY BABY

    That is just too precious!!!!:D
    That is just too precious!!!!:D
    That is just too precious!!!!:D
    That is just too precious!!!!:D
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  19. Sheal

    Smell of the day!

    Tadays olfactory sensation was the smell of the wood smoke coming from my chimney as I turned into the lane. It just says - welcome home. Love it. Love it. Love it.
    Tadays olfactory sensation was the smell of the wood smoke coming from my chimney as I turned into the lane. It just says - welcome home. Love it. Love it. Love it.
    Tadays olfactory sensation was the smell of the wood smoke coming from my chimney as I turned into the lane. It just says - welcome home. Love it. Love it. Love it.
    Tadays olfactory sensation was the smell of the wood smoke coming from my chimney as I turned into the lane. It just says - welcome home. Love it. Love it. Love it.
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  20. Selleri

    HELP! Beauty present for a 9 years old girl, desperation is kicking in....

    All sorted presentways, yes, thank you! And about the clever plan for my humble Nation taking over the planet, just watch any sports race. We are still working on the Kind Reminders about the...
    All sorted presentways, yes, thank you! And about the clever plan for my humble Nation taking over the planet, just watch any sports race. We are still working on the Kind Reminders about the spelling, however, "FINISH" will do just fine for now. We mean, what can you expect?Being Superior...
    All sorted presentways, yes, thank you! And about the clever plan for my humble Nation taking over the planet, just watch any sports race. We are still working on the Kind Reminders about the spelling, however, "FINISH" will do just fine for now....
    All sorted presentways, yes, thank you! And about the clever plan for my humble Nation taking over the planet, just watch any sports race. We are still working on the Kind Reminders about the...
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