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  1. ARMANDII

    MAY IN OCTOBER?

    As a ex-manager, now retired, I'm betting even if they do make the Royal Wedding a "Bank Holiday" few companies will pay their workers for it, especially those companies that are 24/7. You're not...
    As a ex-manager, now retired, I'm betting even if they do make the Royal Wedding a "Bank Holiday" few companies will pay their workers for it, especially those companies that are 24/7. You're not working for a company run by Gadafi are you?
    As a ex-manager, now retired, I'm betting even if they do make the Royal Wedding a "Bank Holiday" few companies will pay their workers for it, especially those companies that are 24/7. You're not working for a company run by Gadafi are you?
    As a ex-manager, now retired, I'm betting even if they do make the Royal Wedding a "Bank Holiday" few companies will pay their workers for it, especially those companies that are 24/7. You're not...
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  2. music

    INFORMATION OVERLOAD ?.

    I'm convinced my brain is full. If I manage to remember something new something else falls out of it. I'm terrible at names now though at one time I'd be able to name 250 kids in my school. A...
    I'm convinced my brain is full. If I manage to remember something new something else falls out of it. I'm terrible at names now though at one time I'd be able to name 250 kids in my school. A couple of decades ago I could pick up foreign languages easily, but now unless I constantly revise I...
    I'm convinced my brain is full. If I manage to remember something new something else falls out of it. I'm terrible at names now though at one time I'd be able to name 250 kids in my school. A couple of decades ago I could pick up foreign...
    I'm convinced my brain is full. If I manage to remember something new something else falls out of it. I'm terrible at names now though at one time I'd be able to name 250 kids in my school. A...
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  3. miraflores

    fluffy cutie

    What a little poppet!!Val [hr] Gorgeous!!
    What a little poppet!!Val [hr] Gorgeous!!
    What a little poppet!!Val [hr] Gorgeous!!
    What a little poppet!!Val [hr] Gorgeous!!
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  4. music

    WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST JOB??

    Like a lot of people in 1959 leaving school I got s job in the local leather works, We had two big leather works in Wrexham at the time, I was not there long, and with my dad being a miner,I...
    Like a lot of people in 1959 leaving school I got s job in the local leather works, We had two big leather works in Wrexham at the time, I was not there long, and with my dad being a miner,I persuaded him to get me a job down the pit, but not the job for a young lad, Cant remember the wages...
    Like a lot of people in 1959 leaving school I got s job in the local leather works, We had two big leather works in Wrexham at the time, I was not there long, and with my dad being a miner,I persuaded him to get me a job down the pit, but not the...
    Like a lot of people in 1959 leaving school I got s job in the local leather works, We had two big leather works in Wrexham at the time, I was not there long, and with my dad being a miner,I...
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  5. miraflores

    two kind of veg-fruit dealers...

    Supermarket Fruit And Veg Produce looks Fantastic :dbgrtmb:.Supermarket Fruit And Veg Produce Tastes Like??? Thats The Problem, No Taste :help:.
    Supermarket Fruit And Veg Produce looks Fantastic :dbgrtmb:.Supermarket Fruit And Veg Produce Tastes Like??? Thats The Problem, No Taste :help:.
    Supermarket Fruit And Veg Produce looks Fantastic :dbgrtmb:.Supermarket Fruit And Veg Produce Tastes Like??? Thats The Problem, No Taste :help:.
    Supermarket Fruit And Veg Produce looks Fantastic :dbgrtmb:.Supermarket Fruit And Veg Produce Tastes Like??? Thats The Problem, No Taste :help:.
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  6. Dave W

    One for Paladin

    Cool!!:thumbsup:
    Cool!!:thumbsup:
    Cool!!:thumbsup:
    Cool!!:thumbsup:
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  7. Phil A

    Gardeners World, sense of humour bypass

    :WINK1: Yes I have seen the .com site but it isn't us it is US based as far as I know... :WINK1: :D
    :WINK1: Yes I have seen the .com site but it isn't us it is US based as far as I know... :WINK1: :D
    :WINK1: Yes I have seen the .com site but it isn't us it is US based as far as I know... :WINK1: :D
    :WINK1: Yes I have seen the .com site but it isn't us it is US based as far as I know... :WINK1: :D
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  8. EddieJ

    Any forum members living near Burton-On-Trent

    :rofl: Eddie this is a priceless request & I really hope someone can help.. :thumbsup:The other thing could be to get in touch with Fed-Ex or UPS or the like.. They will collect it maybe they would wrap it or...
    :rofl: Eddie this is a priceless request & I really hope someone can help.. :thumbsup:The other thing could be to get in touch with Fed-Ex or UPS or the like.. They will collect it maybe they would wrap it or maye the seller could bubble wrap her.... :rolleyespink: :heehee::WINK1: :WINK1: You just have to let us know how it...
    :rofl: Eddie this is a priceless request & I really hope someone can help.. :thumbsup:The other thing could be to get in touch with Fed-Ex or UPS or the like.. They will collect it maybe they would wrap it or maye the seller could bubble wrap her.... :rolleyespink: :heehee:...
    :rofl: Eddie this is a priceless request & I really hope someone can help.. :thumbsup:The other thing could be to get in touch with Fed-Ex or UPS or the like.. They will collect it maybe they would wrap it or...
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  9. lukenotts

    Beginners Foraging - Where when and how!

    It might not grow where you are Dave, come to think of it, I don't remember seeing it on the North Somerset coast either & that is more mud than shingle. It was very common until it got poplier...
    It might not grow where you are Dave, come to think of it, I don't remember seeing it on the North Somerset coast either & that is more mud than shingle. It was very common until it got poplier with the victorians. It was nearly wiped out as wild plants were picked to supply the London markets....
    It might not grow where you are Dave, come to think of it, I don't remember seeing it on the North Somerset coast either & that is more mud than shingle. It was very common until it got poplier with the victorians. It was nearly wiped out as wild...
    It might not grow where you are Dave, come to think of it, I don't remember seeing it on the North Somerset coast either & that is more mud than shingle. It was very common until it got poplier...
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  10. ClaraLou

    Chilli con carne a la Grantham, anyone?

    Sorry to lower the tone... i wasnt thinking of what my stomach would feel like :D
    Sorry to lower the tone... i wasnt thinking of what my stomach would feel like :D
    Sorry to lower the tone... i wasnt thinking of what my stomach would feel like :D
    Sorry to lower the tone... i wasnt thinking of what my stomach would feel like :D
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  11. ARMANDII

    GET TO GARDENERS CORNER - FAST!

    I thought so!!
    I thought so!!
    I thought so!!
    I thought so!!
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  12. lukenotts

    What is your favourite emoticon on Gardeners Corner?

    :thumbsup: Thanks Daisees, but just get yourself well first.... :thumbsup:
    :thumbsup: Thanks Daisees, but just get yourself well first.... :thumbsup:
    :thumbsup: Thanks Daisees, but just get yourself well first.... :thumbsup:
    :thumbsup: Thanks Daisees, but just get yourself well first.... :thumbsup:
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  13. Phil A

    Look out Alice, Dave W,Scotkat,Snowbaby Etc.

    Your not far off the mark Ziggy. I was born and reared in Essex and moved to the island nineteen years ago. It's beautiful here, if you don't mind the rain it's well worth a visit.I'm not up...
    Your not far off the mark Ziggy. I was born and reared in Essex and moved to the island nineteen years ago. It's beautiful here, if you don't mind the rain it's well worth a visit.I'm not up to much on the wild flower side of things, but we do have a Manx fuschia that grows in hedge form,...
    Your not far off the mark Ziggy. I was born and reared in Essex and moved to the island nineteen years ago. It's beautiful here, if you don't mind the rain it's well worth a visit.I'm not up to much on the wild flower side of things, but we...
    Your not far off the mark Ziggy. I was born and reared in Essex and moved to the island nineteen years ago. It's beautiful here, if you don't mind the rain it's well worth a visit.I'm not up...
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  14. miraflores
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  15. miraflores

    5th march b+b day

    JWK I don't do "pooters" all though I'm trying.:WINK1: I respond to what is in front of me. My Italian/Turkish/Iranian is as good as my English, absolute rubbish.:loll:
    JWK I don't do "pooters" all though I'm trying.:WINK1: I respond to what is in front of me. My Italian/Turkish/Iranian is as good as my English, absolute rubbish.:loll:
    JWK I don't do "pooters" all though I'm trying.:WINK1: I respond to what is in front of me. My Italian/Turkish/Iranian is as good as my English, absolute rubbish.:loll:
    JWK I don't do "pooters" all though I'm trying.:WINK1: I respond to what is in front of me. My Italian/Turkish/Iranian is as good as my English, absolute rubbish.:loll:
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  16. clueless1

    I'm bored

    Caj, ditto - seeing them live years ago as a madcap band. But they are still going! I saw them live about 4 years ago at the Hammersmith Apollo, mind you they did look their age and they were...
    Caj, ditto - seeing them live years ago as a madcap band. But they are still going! I saw them live about 4 years ago at the Hammersmith Apollo, mind you they did look their age and they were doing exactly the same act as in the 60s, even using the robotic Ted Heath head joke which went straight...
    Caj, ditto - seeing them live years ago as a madcap band. But they are still going! I saw them live about 4 years ago at the Hammersmith Apollo, mind you they did look their age and they were doing exactly the same act as in the 60s, even using...
    Caj, ditto - seeing them live years ago as a madcap band. But they are still going! I saw them live about 4 years ago at the Hammersmith Apollo, mind you they did look their age and they were...
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  17. Val..

    Disappointing!!

    We did Halal about 6 months ago!!!http://gardenerscorner.co.uk/forum/Thread-Do-you-know-what-your-eating.html?highlight=Halal+meatVal
    We did Halal about 6 months ago!!!http://gardenerscorner.co.uk/forum/Thread-Do-you-know-what-your-eating.html?highlight=Halal+meatVal
    We did Halal about 6 months ago!!!http://gardenerscorner.co.uk/forum/Thread-Do-you-know-what-your-eating.html?highlight=Halal+meatVal
    We did Halal about 6 months ago!!!http://gardenerscorner.co.uk/forum/Thread-Do-you-know-what-your-eating.html?highlight=Halal+meatVal
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  18. Steve R

    I could use a little help, if you have 5 mins.

    Thank you all for your offers and/or help, its all working fine now thank you.Steve...:)
    Thank you all for your offers and/or help, its all working fine now thank you.Steve...:)
    Thank you all for your offers and/or help, its all working fine now thank you.Steve...:)
    Thank you all for your offers and/or help, its all working fine now thank you.Steve...:)
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  19. Phil A

    Maybe we are doing it all wrong

    :DOH: Dont you just hate it whan that happens :th_scifD36::dbgrtmb:
    :DOH: Dont you just hate it whan that happens :th_scifD36::dbgrtmb:
    :DOH: Dont you just hate it whan that happens :th_scifD36::dbgrtmb:
    :DOH: Dont you just hate it whan that happens :th_scifD36::dbgrtmb:
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  20. Daisies

    Kitchen project

    Love the rose, I would have chosen that as well!!Val
    Love the rose, I would have chosen that as well!!Val
    Love the rose, I would have chosen that as well!!Val
    Love the rose, I would have chosen that as well!!Val
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