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  1. roders

    Bananas skins on compost heap.

    Tea bags often are made of plastic these days ... so I read we should be tearing them and composting the contents and recycling the bag. What a palaverDon't put meat or cooked food on (it...
    Tea bags often are made of plastic these days ... so I read we should be tearing them and composting the contents and recycling the bag. What a palaverDon't put meat or cooked food on (it attracts rats - use a Green Cone type composter for those, or a Wormery possibly)And no faeces from...
    Tea bags often are made of plastic these days ... so I read we should be tearing them and composting the contents and recycling the bag. What a palaverDon't put meat or cooked food on (it attracts rats - use a Green Cone type composter for...
    Tea bags often are made of plastic these days ... so I read we should be tearing them and composting the contents and recycling the bag. What a palaverDon't put meat or cooked food on (it...
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  2. Phil A

    What Star Sign Have you Changed to ?

    Hi Val, Ophiuchus (The Serpent Holder) as a star sign has been around for a very long time so if you believe in Astrology then you were always born under one of the 13 signs of the Zodiac. Back in...
    Hi Val, Ophiuchus (The Serpent Holder) as a star sign has been around for a very long time so if you believe in Astrology then you were always born under one of the 13 signs of the Zodiac. Back in the days when I used to set 'obscure' quiz questions as well as normal ones I used to ask what the...
    Hi Val, Ophiuchus (The Serpent Holder) as a star sign has been around for a very long time so if you believe in Astrology then you were always born under one of the 13 signs of the Zodiac. Back in the days when I used to set 'obscure' quiz...
    Hi Val, Ophiuchus (The Serpent Holder) as a star sign has been around for a very long time so if you believe in Astrology then you were always born under one of the 13 signs of the Zodiac. Back in...
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  3. Phil A

    Where Have Your Fish Come From ?

    Fair play to Morrisons, the fish monger there spotted my angling badges and actually caught up with me while I was queing at the checkout & showed me a load of fish they had just reduced to clear...
    Fair play to Morrisons, the fish monger there spotted my angling badges and actually caught up with me while I was queing at the checkout & showed me a load of fish they had just reduced to clear on a trolly.He asked if i'd be interested in any, I said yes, he said which ones, I said "All of...
    Fair play to Morrisons, the fish monger there spotted my angling badges and actually caught up with me while I was queing at the checkout & showed me a load of fish they had just reduced to clear on a trolly.He asked if i'd be interested in...
    Fair play to Morrisons, the fish monger there spotted my angling badges and actually caught up with me while I was queing at the checkout & showed me a load of fish they had just reduced to clear...
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  4. terrier

    Can you hear the howls?

    we got A OWL around here too. Saw it in daylight a few weeks back, lovely.I was a grower, not a picker on the mushroom farm, but on full moons, all the growing staff were conscripted as...
    we got A OWL around here too. Saw it in daylight a few weeks back, lovely.I was a grower, not a picker on the mushroom farm, but on full moons, all the growing staff were conscripted as pickers.Started picking at 6am, took till 6pm to get from one end of the tunnel to the other. When I...
    we got A OWL around here too. Saw it in daylight a few weeks back, lovely.I was a grower, not a picker on the mushroom farm, but on full moons, all the growing staff were conscripted as pickers.Started picking at 6am, took till 6pm to get...
    we got A OWL around here too. Saw it in daylight a few weeks back, lovely.I was a grower, not a picker on the mushroom farm, but on full moons, all the growing staff were conscripted as...
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  5. Alice

    Thank You to WOO for 10,000 posts

    Good morning Nathan7 thank you for your kind words my friend ver much appreciated:)
    Good morning Nathan7 thank you for your kind words my friend ver much appreciated:)
    Good morning Nathan7 thank you for your kind words my friend ver much appreciated:)
    Good morning Nathan7 thank you for your kind words my friend ver much appreciated:)
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  6. Phil A

    Theres a Storm Coming

    Thats another location of the holiday list..
    Thats another location of the holiday list..
    Thats another location of the holiday list..
    Thats another location of the holiday list..
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  7. Jungle Jane

    Anyone ever used a Concrete Breaker?

    I suggest you operate the breaker in one spot for just a couple of seconds before you move it to another spot a few inches away from the first. That way the concrete should crack before you go...
    I suggest you operate the breaker in one spot for just a couple of seconds before you move it to another spot a few inches away from the first. That way the concrete should crack before you go right through it. Trial and error.Have you tried covering the soil with a tarpaulin?Sounds like...
    I suggest you operate the breaker in one spot for just a couple of seconds before you move it to another spot a few inches away from the first. That way the concrete should crack before you go right through it. Trial and error.Have you tried...
    I suggest you operate the breaker in one spot for just a couple of seconds before you move it to another spot a few inches away from the first. That way the concrete should crack before you go...
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  9. capney

    Burns Night

    At a print shop where I once worked, someone gave us a hand written poem to put on a flyer for a Burn's night event that was happening locally. The poem was written in a kind of hybrid of fairly...
    At a print shop where I once worked, someone gave us a hand written poem to put on a flyer for a Burn's night event that was happening locally. The poem was written in a kind of hybrid of fairly archaic English, and I'm told Scottish Gaelic. I can't explain how or why, but as I read it in...
    At a print shop where I once worked, someone gave us a hand written poem to put on a flyer for a Burn's night event that was happening locally. The poem was written in a kind of hybrid of fairly archaic English, and I'm told Scottish Gaelic. I...
    At a print shop where I once worked, someone gave us a hand written poem to put on a flyer for a Burn's night event that was happening locally. The poem was written in a kind of hybrid of fairly...
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  10. capney

    Snow is here already

    Ciao Maksim,That is scary, have you seen the film "The Day After Tommorow ?Your friend was lucky to survive such a low temperature.You are on my buddy list & I hope that when you come...
    Ciao Maksim,That is scary, have you seen the film "The Day After Tommorow ?Your friend was lucky to survive such a low temperature.You are on my buddy list & I hope that when you come back to the uk that we can meet up. We have much to talk about. :thumbsup:
    Ciao Maksim,That is scary, have you seen the film "The Day After Tommorow ?Your friend was lucky to survive such a low temperature.You are on my buddy list & I hope that when you come back to the uk that we can meet up. We have much...
    Ciao Maksim,That is scary, have you seen the film "The Day After Tommorow ?Your friend was lucky to survive such a low temperature.You are on my buddy list & I hope that when you come...
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  11. Phil A

    Duck Now

    Daughter # 2 was horrified when she found Pato Pate in the spanish supermarket.
    Daughter # 2 was horrified when she found Pato Pate in the spanish supermarket.
    Daughter # 2 was horrified when she found Pato Pate in the spanish supermarket.
    Daughter # 2 was horrified when she found Pato Pate in the spanish supermarket.
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  12. capney

    Saturn V

    Hi Victoria I can well remember being mesmerized at the time of the Saturn flights and the trips to the moon.This short video of mine may well bring back a few memories for...
    Hi Victoria I can well remember being mesmerized at the time of the Saturn flights and the trips to the moon.This short video of mine may well bring back a few memories for you. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4W2bvy2FSgE
    Hi Victoria I can well remember being mesmerized at the time of the Saturn flights and the trips to the moon.This short video of mine may well bring back a few memories for you. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4W2bvy2FSgE
    Hi Victoria I can well remember being mesmerized at the time of the Saturn flights and the trips to the moon.This short video of mine may well bring back a few memories for...
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  13. strongylodon

    [split] NEW LOOK GC.

    RE: A late Happy Birthday to Strongylodon:heehee:
    RE: A late Happy Birthday to Strongylodon:heehee:
    RE: A late Happy Birthday to Strongylodon:heehee:
    RE: A late Happy Birthday to Strongylodon:heehee:
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  14. roders

    NEW LOOK GC.

    Glad you pointed that out, I hadn't realised it was different. THanks.[hr] I made the assumption (dangerous that, I know) that the intention had been to change the Colour with the Seasons, and...
    Glad you pointed that out, I hadn't realised it was different. THanks.[hr] I made the assumption (dangerous that, I know) that the intention had been to change the Colour with the Seasons, and that it was only by accident that that became a user-choice (along with some other experimental...
    Glad you pointed that out, I hadn't realised it was different. THanks.[hr] I made the assumption (dangerous that, I know) that the intention had been to change the Colour with the Seasons, and that it was only by accident that that became a...
    Glad you pointed that out, I hadn't realised it was different. THanks.[hr] I made the assumption (dangerous that, I know) that the intention had been to change the Colour with the Seasons, and...
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  15. ClaraLou

    Happy Birthday JWK

    Thanks shiney and Wendy!
    Thanks shiney and Wendy!
    Thanks shiney and Wendy!
    Thanks shiney and Wendy!
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  16. Phil A

    Remember that ring around the moon ?

    Not seen the sun dogs myself either Pete, but theres still time.Only seen the moon rings 3 times in 40 odd years & thats from someone who regularly star gazesI was a founder member of our...
    Not seen the sun dogs myself either Pete, but theres still time.Only seen the moon rings 3 times in 40 odd years & thats from someone who regularly star gazesI was a founder member of our local astronomy club, but then I went mad for a bit & didn't carry on with it.
    Not seen the sun dogs myself either Pete, but theres still time.Only seen the moon rings 3 times in 40 odd years & thats from someone who regularly star gazesI was a founder member of our local astronomy club, but then I went mad for a...
    Not seen the sun dogs myself either Pete, but theres still time.Only seen the moon rings 3 times in 40 odd years & thats from someone who regularly star gazesI was a founder member of our...
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  17. Loofah

    River cottage grrrrr...

    I like Hugh Fearnley Wittenstall until tonight. He has committed a heinous crime. He's publicised the virtues of Mackerel.Mackerel is my favourite fish by far, and being so underrated it is...
    I like Hugh Fearnley Wittenstall until tonight. He has committed a heinous crime. He's publicised the virtues of Mackerel.Mackerel is my favourite fish by far, and being so underrated it is cheap. If demand for it increases then my favourite fish will go up in price:(Shhh Hugh, don't tell...
    I like Hugh Fearnley Wittenstall until tonight. He has committed a heinous crime. He's publicised the virtues of Mackerel.Mackerel is my favourite fish by far, and being so underrated it is cheap. If demand for it increases then my favourite...
    I like Hugh Fearnley Wittenstall until tonight. He has committed a heinous crime. He's publicised the virtues of Mackerel.Mackerel is my favourite fish by far, and being so underrated it is...
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  18. rob158

    star photo's

    Impressed!!!
    Impressed!!!
    Impressed!!!
    Impressed!!!
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  19. Scotkat

    Attion buddy list

    OK, I'll give it a bash. Fingers-Crossed ...
    OK, I'll give it a bash. Fingers-Crossed ...
    OK, I'll give it a bash. Fingers-Crossed ...
    OK, I'll give it a bash. Fingers-Crossed ...
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  20. Phil A

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