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  1. Scotkat

    Stargazing Live

    Did anyone watch this tonight ? Fantastic programme but too cloudy for us to get any photos. How about you Capney were you able to capture?
    Did anyone watch this tonight ? Fantastic programme but too cloudy for us to get any photos. How about you Capney were you able to capture?
    Did anyone watch this tonight ? Fantastic programme but too cloudy for us to get any photos. How about you Capney were you able to capture?
    Did anyone watch this tonight ? Fantastic programme but too cloudy for us to get any photos. How about you Capney were you able to capture?
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  2. Phil A

    You Can Go on Holiday.....

    But it doesn't mean you can hide :D
    But it doesn't mean you can hide :D
    But it doesn't mean you can hide :D
    But it doesn't mean you can hide :D
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  3. Scotkat

    New years day walk

    :thmb: Great to see Scotkat & nice to see traditions kept going, a Piper too..!! :thmb: Also glad to hear you got back home in one piece & OK if you took a tumble..:thmb::dh: We have a beacon...
    :thmb: Great to see Scotkat & nice to see traditions kept going, a Piper too..!! :thmb: Also glad to hear you got back home in one piece & OK if you took a tumble..:thmb::dh: We have a beacon here but the old PC are never interested in lighting any more for any reason.. It has been suggested...
    :thmb: Great to see Scotkat & nice to see traditions kept going, a Piper too..!! :thmb: Also glad to hear you got back home in one piece & OK if you took a tumble..:thmb::dh: We have a beacon here but the old PC are never interested in lighting...
    :thmb: Great to see Scotkat & nice to see traditions kept going, a Piper too..!! :thmb: Also glad to hear you got back home in one piece & OK if you took a tumble..:thmb::dh: We have a beacon...
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  4. ClaraLou

    Toast

    :D Yes, I think Jim and his family live at Charing, just down the road from Headcorn. They were out for a spin in his nice vintage Jaguar, which was gleaming. So presumably he had it lovingly...
    :D Yes, I think Jim and his family live at Charing, just down the road from Headcorn. They were out for a spin in his nice vintage Jaguar, which was gleaming. So presumably he had it lovingly restored after its unfortunate tangle with a fence. :hehe:
    :D Yes, I think Jim and his family live at Charing, just down the road from Headcorn. They were out for a spin in his nice vintage Jaguar, which was gleaming. So presumably he had it lovingly restored after its unfortunate tangle with a fence....
    :D Yes, I think Jim and his family live at Charing, just down the road from Headcorn. They were out for a spin in his nice vintage Jaguar, which was gleaming. So presumably he had it lovingly...
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  5. wiseowl

    Cuckoo Clock problem

    Hi Woo, that sounds a lovely present, I love chiming clocks too, but one cuckoo clock is enough for me. Some only make the cuckoo noise, they don't all have chimes/music. Do you mean that the...
    Hi Woo, that sounds a lovely present, I love chiming clocks too, but one cuckoo clock is enough for me. Some only make the cuckoo noise, they don't all have chimes/music. Do you mean that the cuckoo doesn't pop out? Well maybe there is a transport lever inside that holds it in place so it...
    Hi Woo, that sounds a lovely present, I love chiming clocks too, but one cuckoo clock is enough for me. Some only make the cuckoo noise, they don't all have chimes/music. Do you mean that the cuckoo doesn't pop out? Well maybe there is a...
    Hi Woo, that sounds a lovely present, I love chiming clocks too, but one cuckoo clock is enough for me. Some only make the cuckoo noise, they don't all have chimes/music. Do you mean that the...
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  6. barnaby

    Happy New Year

    Bother, hope you all feel better soon, keep taking the lemsips.
    Bother, hope you all feel better soon, keep taking the lemsips.
    Bother, hope you all feel better soon, keep taking the lemsips.
    Bother, hope you all feel better soon, keep taking the lemsips.
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  7. Kandy

    Happy Birthday Vince

    Have a great day Vince:)
    Have a great day Vince:)
    Have a great day Vince:)
    Have a great day Vince:)
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  8. Marley Farley

    A Happy New Year to you All..

    happy new year to all.
    happy new year to all.
    happy new year to all.
    happy new year to all.
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  9. Phil A

    South Pole

    Sorry Woo, didn't think about that :D
    Sorry Woo, didn't think about that :D
    Sorry Woo, didn't think about that :D
    Sorry Woo, didn't think about that :D
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  10. takemore02withit

    Merry Christmas

    Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to everyone :thmb:
    Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to everyone :thmb:
    Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to everyone :thmb:
    Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to everyone :thmb:
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  11. capney

    Frost heave

    We had a minus 15c last january, no problems. Don't know what the hell it dropped to a few nights back but I went down the caravan a bit pissed up & very soon made my way back to the house &...
    We had a minus 15c last january, no problems. Don't know what the hell it dropped to a few nights back but I went down the caravan a bit pissed up & very soon made my way back to the house & crashed on the sofa. Got home to find incoming water frozen solid & pipe burst, despite the insulation....
    We had a minus 15c last january, no problems. Don't know what the hell it dropped to a few nights back but I went down the caravan a bit pissed up & very soon made my way back to the house & crashed on the sofa. Got home to find incoming water...
    We had a minus 15c last january, no problems. Don't know what the hell it dropped to a few nights back but I went down the caravan a bit pissed up & very soon made my way back to the house &...
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  12. Phil A

    Well, what did Santa bring ?

    My favourite prezzie this year was my Shiatsu massager which I have put on my computer chair, i just love it. I can have my back massaged while i speak to my friends on GC :yho:
    My favourite prezzie this year was my Shiatsu massager which I have put on my computer chair, i just love it. I can have my back massaged while i speak to my friends on GC :yho:
    My favourite prezzie this year was my Shiatsu massager which I have put on my computer chair, i just love it. I can have my back massaged while i speak to my friends on GC :yho:
    My favourite prezzie this year was my Shiatsu massager which I have put on my computer chair, i just love it. I can have my back massaged while i speak to my friends on GC :yho:
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  13. Phil A

    Favorite Christmas Songs

    Hi Marley Farley and Happy New Year, I Never noticed you had already posted Sleigh Ride and I could not remember what it was called when searching for it hence the double post. I seem to remember...
    Hi Marley Farley and Happy New Year, I Never noticed you had already posted Sleigh Ride and I could not remember what it was called when searching for it hence the double post. I seem to remember a big black lady singing it 30 or so years ago with lots of hip movement almost The Shake. It is odd...
    Hi Marley Farley and Happy New Year, I Never noticed you had already posted Sleigh Ride and I could not remember what it was called when searching for it hence the double post. I seem to remember a big black lady singing it 30 or so years ago...
    Hi Marley Farley and Happy New Year, I Never noticed you had already posted Sleigh Ride and I could not remember what it was called when searching for it hence the double post. I seem to remember...
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  14. kindredspirit

    Local lough frozen Christmas morning.

    :) Takes me back to when I was a child,we skated on the local pond regularly. Lovely pics. Kindred.........the ice mountain IS awesome. Happy days.
    :) Takes me back to when I was a child,we skated on the local pond regularly. Lovely pics. Kindred.........the ice mountain IS awesome. Happy days.
    :) Takes me back to when I was a child,we skated on the local pond regularly. Lovely pics. Kindred.........the ice mountain IS awesome. Happy days.
    :) Takes me back to when I was a child,we skated on the local pond regularly. Lovely pics. Kindred.........the ice mountain IS awesome. Happy days.
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  15. Phil A

    Looks like i'm sleeping outside tonight then

    You really must try not to please everyone Chopper...........have a good Chrissy in the shed.
    You really must try not to please everyone Chopper...........have a good Chrissy in the shed.
    You really must try not to please everyone Chopper...........have a good Chrissy in the shed.
    You really must try not to please everyone Chopper...........have a good Chrissy in the shed.
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  16. Phil A

    Turbo Yeast

    Its true,thats 2 different groups of people giving the same reports. I am now fully equiped to test it. I even have a gizmo that tests the final ABV. So I will post my results under a new thread....
    Its true,thats 2 different groups of people giving the same reports. I am now fully equiped to test it. I even have a gizmo that tests the final ABV. So I will post my results under a new thread. When i'm past with testing it proper, you know where i'm coming from.
    Its true,thats 2 different groups of people giving the same reports. I am now fully equiped to test it. I even have a gizmo that tests the final ABV. So I will post my results under a new thread. When i'm past with testing it proper, you know...
    Its true,thats 2 different groups of people giving the same reports. I am now fully equiped to test it. I even have a gizmo that tests the final ABV. So I will post my results under a new thread....
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  17. pete

    energy suppiers

    Thanks, its nice know others feel the same way as I do.I think it was better back in the bad old days when you didn't have a choice, and just had to use the gas/electric supplier that worked in...
    Thanks, its nice know others feel the same way as I do.I think it was better back in the bad old days when you didn't have a choice, and just had to use the gas/electric supplier that worked in your area.These ones now are far too confusing with their pricing and cannot be trusted, I'm sure...
    Thanks, its nice know others feel the same way as I do.I think it was better back in the bad old days when you didn't have a choice, and just had to use the gas/electric supplier that worked in your area.These ones now are far too confusing...
    Thanks, its nice know others feel the same way as I do.I think it was better back in the bad old days when you didn't have a choice, and just had to use the gas/electric supplier that worked in...
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  18. pete

    Its not just us then

    :luv: Hi Caj. Yeah, the red car did well as did the dude coming down in the black car ... but that black pickup was a bit too heavy to stop even after hitting the tree ... :lollol:
    :luv: Hi Caj. Yeah, the red car did well as did the dude coming down in the black car ... but that black pickup was a bit too heavy to stop even after hitting the tree ... :lollol:
    :luv: Hi Caj. Yeah, the red car did well as did the dude coming down in the black car ... but that black pickup was a bit too heavy to stop even after hitting the tree ... :lollol:
    :luv: Hi Caj. Yeah, the red car did well as did the dude coming down in the black car ... but that black pickup was a bit too heavy to stop even after hitting the tree ... :lollol:
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  19. ClaraLou

    Always knew Christmas was dangerous

    Can't say I'm too sad to read that :)
    Can't say I'm too sad to read that :)
    Can't say I'm too sad to read that :)
    Can't say I'm too sad to read that :)
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  20. Phil A

    Tim Minchin

    Definately an acquired taste, a funny bloke though for an oik :D
    Definately an acquired taste, a funny bloke though for an oik :D
    Definately an acquired taste, a funny bloke though for an oik :D
    Definately an acquired taste, a funny bloke though for an oik :D
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