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  1. capney

    Ice road

    That looks deadly Capney, take care!
    That looks deadly Capney, take care!
    That looks deadly Capney, take care!
    That looks deadly Capney, take care!
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  2. miraflores

    mouthwash...ideas?

    You could boil up some chopped up mint, as if making tea. Strain the cooled liquid and use as a mouthwash. Not sure of the quantities to use, you'd need to experiment. I have spearmint and...
    You could boil up some chopped up mint, as if making tea. Strain the cooled liquid and use as a mouthwash. Not sure of the quantities to use, you'd need to experiment. I have spearmint and applemint in my garden, not at this time of year though. Lovely with roast lamb.
    You could boil up some chopped up mint, as if making tea. Strain the cooled liquid and use as a mouthwash. Not sure of the quantities to use, you'd need to experiment. I have spearmint and applemint in my garden, not at this time of year...
    You could boil up some chopped up mint, as if making tea. Strain the cooled liquid and use as a mouthwash. Not sure of the quantities to use, you'd need to experiment. I have spearmint and...
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  3. Chopper

    OUCH! That hurt a tad.

    You have certainly lived life to the full, Chopper, I enjoyed reading about your various stunts, even though you came a cropper. Nobody could ever accuse you of being a wimp, that's for certain...
    You have certainly lived life to the full, Chopper, I enjoyed reading about your various stunts, even though you came a cropper. Nobody could ever accuse you of being a wimp, that's for certain sure!!! :D
    You have certainly lived life to the full, Chopper, I enjoyed reading about your various stunts, even though you came a cropper. Nobody could ever accuse you of being a wimp, that's for certain sure!!! :D
    You have certainly lived life to the full, Chopper, I enjoyed reading about your various stunts, even though you came a cropper. Nobody could ever accuse you of being a wimp, that's for certain...
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  4. Doghouse Riley

    Christmas.

    All these decorations look really lovely!! Love the wooden reindeer!!:thumb:Val
    All these decorations look really lovely!! Love the wooden reindeer!!:thumb:Val
    All these decorations look really lovely!! Love the wooden reindeer!!:thumb:Val
    All these decorations look really lovely!! Love the wooden reindeer!!:thumb:Val
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  5. Phil A

    And After the Snow...

    :dh: Yes I read that too Zig, about more snow on the way..... :dh: Oh I don't know.... I love to look at it & I adore to walk in unmarked snow fields looking at your footprints, but it causes...
    :dh: Yes I read that too Zig, about more snow on the way..... :dh: Oh I don't know.... I love to look at it & I adore to walk in unmarked snow fields looking at your footprints, but it causes such a problem in itself, as we are never ready or prepared any more.... :scratch: I don't think I mean us the...
    :dh: Yes I read that too Zig, about more snow on the way..... :dh: Oh I don't know.... I love to look at it & I adore to walk in unmarked snow fields looking at your footprints, but it causes such a problem in itself, as we are never ready or...
    :dh: Yes I read that too Zig, about more snow on the way..... :dh: Oh I don't know.... I love to look at it & I adore to walk in unmarked snow fields looking at your footprints, but it causes...
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  6. ClaraLou

    Merry Christmas!

    A very happy Christmas to everyone!!
    A very happy Christmas to everyone!!
    A very happy Christmas to everyone!!
    A very happy Christmas to everyone!!
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  7. Phil A

    Really ANGRY Badger

    We got one of those from Mallorca ! She's currently trying to get everyone to buy her topless calender on Facebook. Its Ok, its all for charity :dh: Oh, don't worry, its not little Willow.
    We got one of those from Mallorca ! She's currently trying to get everyone to buy her topless calender on Facebook. Its Ok, its all for charity :dh: Oh, don't worry, its not little Willow.
    We got one of those from Mallorca ! She's currently trying to get everyone to buy her topless calender on Facebook. Its Ok, its all for charity :dh: Oh, don't worry, its not little Willow.
    We got one of those from Mallorca ! She's currently trying to get everyone to buy her topless calender on Facebook. Its Ok, its all for charity :dh: Oh, don't worry, its not little Willow.
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  8. Victoria

    The Royal Mail ... Merry Christmas

    It's just a testament to their machinery that it can read the 6 font :D Pass the magnifying glass please :old:
    It's just a testament to their machinery that it can read the 6 font :D Pass the magnifying glass please :old:
    It's just a testament to their machinery that it can read the 6 font :D Pass the magnifying glass please :old:
    It's just a testament to their machinery that it can read the 6 font :D Pass the magnifying glass please :old:
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  9. Softie301

    HELP!!! Amber jelly-like disgusting goo appears in my driveway under a leaf!

    Hi Softee & welcome to the forums, Just sounds like a slime mould to me. Leaves rot down via a fungal process. Thats why we're not knee deep in them come next year.
    Hi Softee & welcome to the forums, Just sounds like a slime mould to me. Leaves rot down via a fungal process. Thats why we're not knee deep in them come next year.
    Hi Softee & welcome to the forums, Just sounds like a slime mould to me. Leaves rot down via a fungal process. Thats why we're not knee deep in them come next year.
    Hi Softee & welcome to the forums, Just sounds like a slime mould to me. Leaves rot down via a fungal process. Thats why we're not knee deep in them come next year.
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  10. wiseowl

    1962/63 winter Images

    :D Well done Davy.. As I say we saw people on ours we hadn't really realised were there & now we have photos taken from the film to remember them..... Maybe I am a real sentimentalist I don't...
    :D Well done Davy.. As I say we saw people on ours we hadn't really realised were there & now we have photos taken from the film to remember them..... Maybe I am a real sentimentalist I don't know, but they have certainly brought allot of pleasure.. We copied a load for an old uncle in NZ & he...
    :D Well done Davy.. As I say we saw people on ours we hadn't really realised were there & now we have photos taken from the film to remember them..... Maybe I am a real sentimentalist I don't know, but they have certainly brought allot of...
    :D Well done Davy.. As I say we saw people on ours we hadn't really realised were there & now we have photos taken from the film to remember them..... Maybe I am a real sentimentalist I don't...
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  11. Phil A

    Blimey !

    They do grow up so quick. When you are young the days seemed endless, I even vaguely remember being bored when I was a boy. No time to be bored now! I think its because we all lead such busy lives...
    They do grow up so quick. When you are young the days seemed endless, I even vaguely remember being bored when I was a boy. No time to be bored now! I think its because we all lead such busy lives we don't notice time slipping by.
    They do grow up so quick. When you are young the days seemed endless, I even vaguely remember being bored when I was a boy. No time to be bored now! I think its because we all lead such busy lives we don't notice time slipping by.
    They do grow up so quick. When you are young the days seemed endless, I even vaguely remember being bored when I was a boy. No time to be bored now! I think its because we all lead such busy lives...
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  12. maksim

    Sahara ? No: Wales !

    Hi Maksim, No, I meant your part of Italia. I have been there a few times & I think its great. I have climbed one of your alps & stood face to face with a Bruni Alpini. I have visited the...
    Hi Maksim, No, I meant your part of Italia. I have been there a few times & I think its great. I have climbed one of your alps & stood face to face with a Bruni Alpini. I have visited the republic of San Marino & stepped back in time, they stamped our passports with a date 300 years ealier...
    Hi Maksim, No, I meant your part of Italia. I have been there a few times & I think its great. I have climbed one of your alps & stood face to face with a Bruni Alpini. I have visited the republic of San Marino & stepped back in time, they...
    Hi Maksim, No, I meant your part of Italia. I have been there a few times & I think its great. I have climbed one of your alps & stood face to face with a Bruni Alpini. I have visited the...
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  13. Marley Farley

    I think they need training....!!!!

    Yep, my wife always does.
    Yep, my wife always does.
    Yep, my wife always does.
    Yep, my wife always does.
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  14. Phil A

    2011 A Space Odessy ?

    Someones study on a bit of the actual planet.
    Someones study on a bit of the actual planet.
    Someones study on a bit of the actual planet.
    Someones study on a bit of the actual planet.
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  15. Alice

    Don't forget the birds

    Have put the sprat heads from lunch on the bird table. The carrion eaters will get into those before i get back down the garden no doubt. Oh bring on the solstice, had enough of the dark days...
    Have put the sprat heads from lunch on the bird table. The carrion eaters will get into those before i get back down the garden no doubt. Oh bring on the solstice, had enough of the dark days already.
    Have put the sprat heads from lunch on the bird table. The carrion eaters will get into those before i get back down the garden no doubt. Oh bring on the solstice, had enough of the dark days already.
    Have put the sprat heads from lunch on the bird table. The carrion eaters will get into those before i get back down the garden no doubt. Oh bring on the solstice, had enough of the dark days...
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  16. Phil A

    Transgenic fluorescent green mice

    Hi Flower, Done that on a dead animal, but never on a live one.:skp:
    Hi Flower, Done that on a dead animal, but never on a live one.:skp:
    Hi Flower, Done that on a dead animal, but never on a live one.:skp:
    Hi Flower, Done that on a dead animal, but never on a live one.:skp:
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  17. ClaraLou

    More Arctic expeditions ...

    Beautiful place and pictures-
    Beautiful place and pictures-
    Beautiful place and pictures-
    Beautiful place and pictures-
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  18. Marley Farley

    Happy Birthday Makka-bakka..!!!

    Happy Birthday!!
    Happy Birthday!!
    Happy Birthday!!
    Happy Birthday!!
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  19. Alice

    Cartoon yourself

    We'll have to give it a try. Before reading this post in fact I was comparing your real picture with your avatar and I was amazed to see how ''you'' it looks.
    We'll have to give it a try. Before reading this post in fact I was comparing your real picture with your avatar and I was amazed to see how ''you'' it looks.
    We'll have to give it a try. Before reading this post in fact I was comparing your real picture with your avatar and I was amazed to see how ''you'' it looks.
    We'll have to give it a try. Before reading this post in fact I was comparing your real picture with your avatar and I was amazed to see how ''you'' it looks.
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  20. Alice

    DVD Recommendations

    Thinking about what I did enjoy - The Commitments - so funny, and the soundtrack was great too ! Angela's Ashes - enjoyed the film and the book even more. Don't bother with the sequel - 'Tis....
    Thinking about what I did enjoy - The Commitments - so funny, and the soundtrack was great too ! Angela's Ashes - enjoyed the film and the book even more. Don't bother with the sequel - 'Tis. That's bin material .
    Thinking about what I did enjoy - The Commitments - so funny, and the soundtrack was great too ! Angela's Ashes - enjoyed the film and the book even more. Don't bother with the sequel - 'Tis. That's bin material .
    Thinking about what I did enjoy - The Commitments - so funny, and the soundtrack was great too ! Angela's Ashes - enjoyed the film and the book even more. Don't bother with the sequel - 'Tis....
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