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  1. miraflores

    now, that's hard labour !

    Quite a feat! I'd like to see how he gets the bricks down.
    Quite a feat! I'd like to see how he gets the bricks down.
    Quite a feat! I'd like to see how he gets the bricks down.
    Quite a feat! I'd like to see how he gets the bricks down.
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  2. roders

    Digital TV coming soon.

    To right Pete, i've got a couple that i've been trying to car boot. Trouble is West bay has switched over now so no one needs em.
    To right Pete, i've got a couple that i've been trying to car boot. Trouble is West bay has switched over now so no one needs em.
    To right Pete, i've got a couple that i've been trying to car boot. Trouble is West bay has switched over now so no one needs em.
    To right Pete, i've got a couple that i've been trying to car boot. Trouble is West bay has switched over now so no one needs em.
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  3. ClaraLou

    A wintry walk around Rochester, Kent

    You mean you live in "The Shades" as in the Discworld series :D That was it, the sweeps festival. great fun, beards bells & brews. The pics are from Unknown Kent by Donald Maxwell, printed by...
    You mean you live in "The Shades" as in the Discworld series :D That was it, the sweeps festival. great fun, beards bells & brews. The pics are from Unknown Kent by Donald Maxwell, printed by Bodley Head in 1921. I got a copy for £15 but they go for £30-40 now.
    You mean you live in "The Shades" as in the Discworld series :D That was it, the sweeps festival. great fun, beards bells & brews. The pics are from Unknown Kent by Donald Maxwell, printed by Bodley Head in 1921. I got a copy for £15 but...
    You mean you live in "The Shades" as in the Discworld series :D That was it, the sweeps festival. great fun, beards bells & brews. The pics are from Unknown Kent by Donald Maxwell, printed by...
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  4. miraflores

    reliable tv brands...suggestions.

    Definitely Panasonic, JVC or Samsung, all are usually very very good. Of course if you have won the lottery then go for Bang & Olufsen!!!Val
    Definitely Panasonic, JVC or Samsung, all are usually very very good. Of course if you have won the lottery then go for Bang & Olufsen!!!Val
    Definitely Panasonic, JVC or Samsung, all are usually very very good. Of course if you have won the lottery then go for Bang & Olufsen!!!Val
    Definitely Panasonic, JVC or Samsung, all are usually very very good. Of course if you have won the lottery then go for Bang & Olufsen!!!Val
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  5. music

    Why do women live longer than men ?

    There's a lot of truth there Ziggy. I've known women like that too :flag:
    There's a lot of truth there Ziggy. I've known women like that too :flag:
    There's a lot of truth there Ziggy. I've known women like that too :flag:
    There's a lot of truth there Ziggy. I've known women like that too :flag:
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  6. capney

    Roberts walkabout

    So pretty and white.
    So pretty and white.
    So pretty and white.
    So pretty and white.
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  7. exlabman

    Gardening on TV?

    Thanks for that Chris. Couldn't get our cars up the drive yesterday, but that's not too unusual around here, it only needs a few inches and freezing temperatures to create the pack ice. It's also...
    Thanks for that Chris. Couldn't get our cars up the drive yesterday, but that's not too unusual around here, it only needs a few inches and freezing temperatures to create the pack ice. It's also snowing again with us, looks like I might be having another 'holiday' tommorow at home.
    Thanks for that Chris. Couldn't get our cars up the drive yesterday, but that's not too unusual around here, it only needs a few inches and freezing temperatures to create the pack ice. It's also snowing again with us, looks like I might be...
    Thanks for that Chris. Couldn't get our cars up the drive yesterday, but that's not too unusual around here, it only needs a few inches and freezing temperatures to create the pack ice. It's also...
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  8. Phil A

    Whats gone wrong with the smilies ?

    Blimey, is one of them the roundabout by the supermarket ? Where it gets on to the road that runs round the reed beds, to the gasomitter ? :scratch:
    Blimey, is one of them the roundabout by the supermarket ? Where it gets on to the road that runs round the reed beds, to the gasomitter ? :scratch:
    Blimey, is one of them the roundabout by the supermarket ? Where it gets on to the road that runs round the reed beds, to the gasomitter ? :scratch:
    Blimey, is one of them the roundabout by the supermarket ? Where it gets on to the road that runs round the reed beds, to the gasomitter ? :scratch:
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  9. ClaraLou

    Happy St Andrew's Day

    I'll drink to that ! Then again, I'll drink to anything Cheers, To Saint Andrew.:pala:
    I'll drink to that ! Then again, I'll drink to anything Cheers, To Saint Andrew.:pala:
    I'll drink to that ! Then again, I'll drink to anything Cheers, To Saint Andrew.:pala:
    I'll drink to that ! Then again, I'll drink to anything Cheers, To Saint Andrew.:pala:
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  11. wiseowl

    Happy Birthday Chopper

    :hehe::hehe: Ouch!!!
    :hehe::hehe: Ouch!!!
    :hehe::hehe: Ouch!!!
    :hehe::hehe: Ouch!!!
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  12. Phil A

    Ritual Protection

    Don't worry about the newspaper Ziggy, only if you can find it.Out in the garden I've found 100s of old clay tobacco pipe pieces in the topsoil. I'm sure you know what they are Ziggy, the...
    Don't worry about the newspaper Ziggy, only if you can find it.Out in the garden I've found 100s of old clay tobacco pipe pieces in the topsoil. I'm sure you know what they are Ziggy, the Victorian and earlier farm workers used them to smoke, they were mass produced and when they broke...
    Don't worry about the newspaper Ziggy, only if you can find it.Out in the garden I've found 100s of old clay tobacco pipe pieces in the topsoil. I'm sure you know what they are Ziggy, the Victorian and earlier farm workers used them to...
    Don't worry about the newspaper Ziggy, only if you can find it.Out in the garden I've found 100s of old clay tobacco pipe pieces in the topsoil. I'm sure you know what they are Ziggy, the...
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  13. music

    Are you good at d.i.y. !!!!!

    Thats a long time since I heard that, what a memory you have Ziggy! Really made me laugh and unfortuately reminded me of some silly risks I've taken (and not always got away with :o)
    Thats a long time since I heard that, what a memory you have Ziggy! Really made me laugh and unfortuately reminded me of some silly risks I've taken (and not always got away with :o)
    Thats a long time since I heard that, what a memory you have Ziggy! Really made me laugh and unfortuately reminded me of some silly risks I've taken (and not always got away with :o)
    Thats a long time since I heard that, what a memory you have Ziggy! Really made me laugh and unfortuately reminded me of some silly risks I've taken (and not always got away with :o)
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  14. Val..

    I really fancy a Mercedes............one like this!!!!!

    Hmmm, not sure he's that well behaved, I didn't know the police had them too!!!!
    Hmmm, not sure he's that well behaved, I didn't know the police had them too!!!!
    Hmmm, not sure he's that well behaved, I didn't know the police had them too!!!!
    Hmmm, not sure he's that well behaved, I didn't know the police had them too!!!!
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  15. Phil A

    National Geographic photo competition

    Thanks Ziggy, a very enjoyable moment.
    Thanks Ziggy, a very enjoyable moment.
    Thanks Ziggy, a very enjoyable moment.
    Thanks Ziggy, a very enjoyable moment.
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  16. music

    The sahara of scotland.

    Nice bit of history on a far away place. Thanks for sharing.
    Nice bit of history on a far away place. Thanks for sharing.
    Nice bit of history on a far away place. Thanks for sharing.
    Nice bit of history on a far away place. Thanks for sharing.
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  17. Phil A

    Cloning

    What are you doing on here at this point in your birthday Alice ? Would have thought Hubby, toenail or not, would be whisking you out for a nice bottle of red wine & at least a fennel au gratain.?
    What are you doing on here at this point in your birthday Alice ? Would have thought Hubby, toenail or not, would be whisking you out for a nice bottle of red wine & at least a fennel au gratain.?
    What are you doing on here at this point in your birthday Alice ? Would have thought Hubby, toenail or not, would be whisking you out for a nice bottle of red wine & at least a fennel au gratain.?
    What are you doing on here at this point in your birthday Alice ? Would have thought Hubby, toenail or not, would be whisking you out for a nice bottle of red wine & at least a fennel au gratain.?
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  18. music

    The cats whiskers

    Both wonderful creatures merit special positions in life. And are ment to supply special needs of humans. Presently we are dog less. Its is harder with a dog, they are so demanding. Need most...
    Both wonderful creatures merit special positions in life. And are ment to supply special needs of humans. Presently we are dog less. Its is harder with a dog, they are so demanding. Need most done for them. But they do give back a lot. We have now 10 cats, most live outside and have heated...
    Both wonderful creatures merit special positions in life. And are ment to supply special needs of humans. Presently we are dog less. Its is harder with a dog, they are so demanding. Need most done for them. But they do give back a lot. We...
    Both wonderful creatures merit special positions in life. And are ment to supply special needs of humans. Presently we are dog less. Its is harder with a dog, they are so demanding. Need most...
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  19. wiseowl

    Happy Birthday Alice

    happy birthday Alice, hope you're having a good one!!!!
    happy birthday Alice, hope you're having a good one!!!!
    happy birthday Alice, hope you're having a good one!!!!
    happy birthday Alice, hope you're having a good one!!!!
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  20. Rhyleysgranny

    Haven't Been Around Much

    We haven't forgotten you Rhyleysgranny. Sorry to hear about your MIL but good that she's on the mend. Good to hear from you today. Look forward to having you back with us when things calm down for...
    We haven't forgotten you Rhyleysgranny. Sorry to hear about your MIL but good that she's on the mend. Good to hear from you today. Look forward to having you back with us when things calm down for you. Take care.
    We haven't forgotten you Rhyleysgranny. Sorry to hear about your MIL but good that she's on the mend. Good to hear from you today. Look forward to having you back with us when things calm down for you. Take care.
    We haven't forgotten you Rhyleysgranny. Sorry to hear about your MIL but good that she's on the mend. Good to hear from you today. Look forward to having you back with us when things calm down for...
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