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  1. The Muppet Show

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  1. miraflores

    flat

    Little OT... A well known member of an Italian Gardening Forum in which I take part, is selling a flat in Rome NOW(piazza Monte Gennaro). So, if anybody is interested... The flat is ready to go,...
    Little OT... A well known member of an Italian Gardening Forum in which I take part, is selling a flat in Rome NOW(piazza Monte Gennaro). So, if anybody is interested... The flat is ready to go, hall, living room,kitchen, bedroom,air conditioning, 2 wall cupboards negociable price 315.000 EUROS).
    Little OT... A well known member of an Italian Gardening Forum in which I take part, is selling a flat in Rome NOW(piazza Monte Gennaro). So, if anybody is interested... The flat is ready to go, hall, living room,kitchen, bedroom,air...
    Little OT... A well known member of an Italian Gardening Forum in which I take part, is selling a flat in Rome NOW(piazza Monte Gennaro). So, if anybody is interested... The flat is ready to go,...
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  2. Doghouse Riley

    "Press 2 if You're Thinking of Leaving Us."

    I'm quite happy with my insurances - two cars, house and contents. Each year for the last five years, after some considerable discussions with my broker, the premiums have been dropped below...
    I'm quite happy with my insurances - two cars, house and contents. Each year for the last five years, after some considerable discussions with my broker, the premiums have been dropped below those of the previous year. I'm not sure it will happen at the next renewal but I shall give it a go. ...
    I'm quite happy with my insurances - two cars, house and contents. Each year for the last five years, after some considerable discussions with my broker, the premiums have been dropped below those of the previous year. I'm not sure it will...
    I'm quite happy with my insurances - two cars, house and contents. Each year for the last five years, after some considerable discussions with my broker, the premiums have been dropped below...
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  3. Phil A

    Remembrance sunday

    Aye John, But like its said "We will remember them"
    Aye John, But like its said "We will remember them"
    Aye John, But like its said "We will remember them"
    Aye John, But like its said "We will remember them"
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  4. music

    Check your lofts/attics !

    Thank You Very Much JWK i will look into the Medal Claiming, as i was very Successful in claiming my Dads Arctic Emblem. this was for the years he had spent on the North of The Arctic Circle and...
    Thank You Very Much JWK i will look into the Medal Claiming, as i was very Successful in claiming my Dads Arctic Emblem. this was for the years he had spent on the North of The Arctic Circle and West of the Urals Between sept 1939 and may 1945, in the Merchant Navy with supplies to Archangel,...
    Thank You Very Much JWK i will look into the Medal Claiming, as i was very Successful in claiming my Dads Arctic Emblem. this was for the years he had spent on the North of The Arctic Circle and West of the Urals Between sept 1939 and may 1945,...
    Thank You Very Much JWK i will look into the Medal Claiming, as i was very Successful in claiming my Dads Arctic Emblem. this was for the years he had spent on the North of The Arctic Circle and...
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  5. Phil A

    Identity theft

    Hi Chopper, I find that 'Out of date' is a frame of mind :D. If the piece of equipment does the job that I want it to do then it is 'in date' as far as I'm concerned. The speed that...
    Hi Chopper, I find that 'Out of date' is a frame of mind :D. If the piece of equipment does the job that I want it to do then it is 'in date' as far as I'm concerned. The speed that technology changes is market driven in order to make more money (and, consequently, more obsolescence). If...
    Hi Chopper, I find that 'Out of date' is a frame of mind :D. If the piece of equipment does the job that I want it to do then it is 'in date' as far as I'm concerned. The speed that technology changes is market driven in order to make more...
    Hi Chopper, I find that 'Out of date' is a frame of mind :D. If the piece of equipment does the job that I want it to do then it is 'in date' as far as I'm concerned. The speed that...
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  6. Doghouse Riley

    Then put me through to someone who can!

    We're with Virgin, there's rarely a problem, but if your internet connection fails, when you phone (free) you hear a recording of a list of the post codes affected by any "outage" before they talk...
    We're with Virgin, there's rarely a problem, but if your internet connection fails, when you phone (free) you hear a recording of a list of the post codes affected by any "outage" before they talk to you.
    We're with Virgin, there's rarely a problem, but if your internet connection fails, when you phone (free) you hear a recording of a list of the post codes affected by any "outage" before they talk to you.
    We're with Virgin, there's rarely a problem, but if your internet connection fails, when you phone (free) you hear a recording of a list of the post codes affected by any "outage" before they talk...
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  7. Phil A

    The universe

    Thanks Ziggy - a bit wordy but nicely put.I you look at the whole universe it tends to put things in perspective Ever since I was a kid, I have always believed that the universe was so large...
    Thanks Ziggy - a bit wordy but nicely put.I you look at the whole universe it tends to put things in perspective Ever since I was a kid, I have always believed that the universe was so large that there must be many, many, other races of intelligent beings out there. And that they must be...
    Thanks Ziggy - a bit wordy but nicely put.I you look at the whole universe it tends to put things in perspective Ever since I was a kid, I have always believed that the universe was so large that there must be many, many, other races of...
    Thanks Ziggy - a bit wordy but nicely put.I you look at the whole universe it tends to put things in perspective Ever since I was a kid, I have always believed that the universe was so large...
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  8. strongylodon

    Paphos, Cyprus.

    Thanks Kedi, it was too short (I wish I was still there!). We did get a food voucher in the Airport but had a turbulent flight back so not a nice ending to the holiday but that will never put us...
    Thanks Kedi, it was too short (I wish I was still there!). We did get a food voucher in the Airport but had a turbulent flight back so not a nice ending to the holiday but that will never put us off (booked next years' months ago!). I'm sure I would have used up all my memory card if I had...
    Thanks Kedi, it was too short (I wish I was still there!). We did get a food voucher in the Airport but had a turbulent flight back so not a nice ending to the holiday but that will never put us off (booked next years' months ago!). I'm sure I...
    Thanks Kedi, it was too short (I wish I was still there!). We did get a food voucher in the Airport but had a turbulent flight back so not a nice ending to the holiday but that will never put us...
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  9. music

    Something i never knew !!!!

    That's a nice gesture Ziggy.:thumb:
    That's a nice gesture Ziggy.:thumb:
    That's a nice gesture Ziggy.:thumb:
    That's a nice gesture Ziggy.:thumb:
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  10. cajary

    Disneyland Paris

    Thanks for all the advice, guys. :gnthb: Driving isn't an option so we've managed to find a trip that goes from S'ton airport. That'll kill 2 birds with one stone. The g-children haven't flown...
    Thanks for all the advice, guys. :gnthb: Driving isn't an option so we've managed to find a trip that goes from S'ton airport. That'll kill 2 birds with one stone. The g-children haven't flown before.:wink: I hope they leave me alone long enough so that I can have a cuddle with "Minnie":D
    Thanks for all the advice, guys. :gnthb: Driving isn't an option so we've managed to find a trip that goes from S'ton airport. That'll kill 2 birds with one stone. The g-children haven't flown before.:wink: I hope they leave me alone long enough...
    Thanks for all the advice, guys. :gnthb: Driving isn't an option so we've managed to find a trip that goes from S'ton airport. That'll kill 2 birds with one stone. The g-children haven't flown...
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  11. Dave W

    Do your electrical appliances die in pairs?

    I do tell a lie, I once got the first CRV out of the drive and onto the road with the nearside wheels up on the kerb. My wife then came out of the house got in the car "her side" and as usual...
    I do tell a lie, I once got the first CRV out of the drive and onto the road with the nearside wheels up on the kerb. My wife then came out of the house got in the car "her side" and as usual shut the door. I turned the key but it wouldn't start. I called out the emergency services and the...
    I do tell a lie, I once got the first CRV out of the drive and onto the road with the nearside wheels up on the kerb. My wife then came out of the house got in the car "her side" and as usual shut the door. I turned the key but it wouldn't...
    I do tell a lie, I once got the first CRV out of the drive and onto the road with the nearside wheels up on the kerb. My wife then came out of the house got in the car "her side" and as usual...
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  12. music

    Buy one get ? Free

    Well, the ex pats I know don't get winter fuel allowance:scratch: . However they did say they should get it to pay for the Air-conditioning.:lollol:My heart bleeds for them.:hehe:
    Well, the ex pats I know don't get winter fuel allowance:scratch: . However they did say they should get it to pay for the Air-conditioning.:lollol:My heart bleeds for them.:hehe:
    Well, the ex pats I know don't get winter fuel allowance:scratch: . However they did say they should get it to pay for the Air-conditioning.:lollol:My heart bleeds for them.:hehe:
    Well, the ex pats I know don't get winter fuel allowance:scratch: . However they did say they should get it to pay for the Air-conditioning.:lollol:My heart bleeds for them.:hehe:
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  13. Melinda

    Strictly Come Dancing 2010!

    Still not watching this, but my wife is (pOer her knitting)! She suggested I would have liked this, so I found it on YouTube from Saturday night. I was impressed and I think a few others may be...
    Still not watching this, but my wife is (pOer her knitting)! She suggested I would have liked this, so I found it on YouTube from Saturday night. I was impressed and I think a few others may be too. YouTube - Kara Tointon & Artem Chigvintsev - Salsa - Strictly Come Dancing - Week 6 ...
    Still not watching this, but my wife is (pOer her knitting)! She suggested I would have liked this, so I found it on YouTube from Saturday night. I was impressed and I think a few others may be too. YouTube - Kara Tointon & Artem...
    Still not watching this, but my wife is (pOer her knitting)! She suggested I would have liked this, so I found it on YouTube from Saturday night. I was impressed and I think a few others may be...
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  14. Marley Farley

    Oh No Jamaica..!!!

    Hi Maksim, I agree, hotspots wouldn't be my first choice of where to live but its difficult to move if you were born on one. Man has chosen to risk the danger often because of the good fertility...
    Hi Maksim, I agree, hotspots wouldn't be my first choice of where to live but its difficult to move if you were born on one. Man has chosen to risk the danger often because of the good fertility of volcanic soils. No where is 100 % safe. A volcano can form any where, it only takes a shift in...
    Hi Maksim, I agree, hotspots wouldn't be my first choice of where to live but its difficult to move if you were born on one. Man has chosen to risk the danger often because of the good fertility of volcanic soils. No where is 100 % safe. A...
    Hi Maksim, I agree, hotspots wouldn't be my first choice of where to live but its difficult to move if you were born on one. Man has chosen to risk the danger often because of the good fertility...
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  15. Val..

    The X Factor!!

    I like Matt, Rebecca & Mary the rest are so lacking in any talent it is laughable, especially Wagner!!!! :yez:Val
    I like Matt, Rebecca & Mary the rest are so lacking in any talent it is laughable, especially Wagner!!!! :yez:Val
    I like Matt, Rebecca & Mary the rest are so lacking in any talent it is laughable, especially Wagner!!!! :yez:Val
    I like Matt, Rebecca & Mary the rest are so lacking in any talent it is laughable, especially Wagner!!!! :yez:Val
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  16. Doghouse Riley

    Military Cooperation between Britain and France announced

    We're a far way from being classed as Third World and the UK holds great influence still even though this is not directly apparent and the source of the influence must be held in history...
    We're a far way from being classed as Third World and the UK holds great influence still even though this is not directly apparent and the source of the influence must be held in history somewhere. Could the UK hold its own in a conflict now? Almost definitely not. Are we ridiculed, almost...
    We're a far way from being classed as Third World and the UK holds great influence still even though this is not directly apparent and the source of the influence must be held in history somewhere. Could the UK hold its own in a conflict now?...
    We're a far way from being classed as Third World and the UK holds great influence still even though this is not directly apparent and the source of the influence must be held in history...
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  17. Doghouse Riley

    Woodgraining.

    I have a set of graining combs that belonged to my great grandfather, so that would put it around the late 1800s. He apparently worked for a local brewery and had the job of "graining" doors...
    I have a set of graining combs that belonged to my great grandfather, so that would put it around the late 1800s. He apparently worked for a local brewery and had the job of "graining" doors windows and presumably bar fronts in the pubs the brewery owned.As for "hardwood" it comes from any...
    I have a set of graining combs that belonged to my great grandfather, so that would put it around the late 1800s. He apparently worked for a local brewery and had the job of "graining" doors windows and presumably bar fronts in the pubs the...
    I have a set of graining combs that belonged to my great grandfather, so that would put it around the late 1800s. He apparently worked for a local brewery and had the job of "graining" doors...
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  18. Val..

    Laugh and the World laughs with you...............

    Thanks for that Gemini, one of my mothers sayings also. Its nice to know where they originated from. As you say, oh so true. :)
    Thanks for that Gemini, one of my mothers sayings also. Its nice to know where they originated from. As you say, oh so true. :)
    Thanks for that Gemini, one of my mothers sayings also. Its nice to know where they originated from. As you say, oh so true. :)
    Thanks for that Gemini, one of my mothers sayings also. Its nice to know where they originated from. As you say, oh so true. :)
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  19. Kandy

    'Happy Birthday Roders'

    :)Thanks Jaz,Strongy and Ziggy too..:thumb:
    :)Thanks Jaz,Strongy and Ziggy too..:thumb:
    :)Thanks Jaz,Strongy and Ziggy too..:thumb:
    :)Thanks Jaz,Strongy and Ziggy too..:thumb:
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  20. roders

    RHS Bonckers Conkers.

    Looks like a good site =]
    Looks like a good site =]
    Looks like a good site =]
    Looks like a good site =]
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