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  1. Larburnum

    Profile fields

    I dont even know which is the browsers button just press them all till I eventually the computer goes off and I have to start all over again.
    I dont even know which is the browsers button just press them all till I eventually the computer goes off and I have to start all over again.
    I dont even know which is the browsers button just press them all till I eventually the computer goes off and I have to start all over again.
    I dont even know which is the browsers button just press them all till I eventually the computer goes off and I have to start all over again.
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  2. T

    avators

    must be a problem my end I will try and get my husband to look at it. Thanks Oh I have put all those seeds in that you sent me can't wait for them to grow I think thats a major problem for me I...
    must be a problem my end I will try and get my husband to look at it. Thanks Oh I have put all those seeds in that you sent me can't wait for them to grow I think thats a major problem for me I don't have the patience needed to be a gardner but I will keep on trying.Looking forward to getting...
    must be a problem my end I will try and get my husband to look at it. Thanks Oh I have put all those seeds in that you sent me can't wait for them to grow I think thats a major problem for me I don't have the patience needed to be a gardner but I...
    must be a problem my end I will try and get my husband to look at it. Thanks Oh I have put all those seeds in that you sent me can't wait for them to grow I think thats a major problem for me I...
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  3. aqua

    How was your weekend?

    what a superb smiley michaelmasdaisy :D
    what a superb smiley michaelmasdaisy :D
    what a superb smiley michaelmasdaisy :D
    what a superb smiley michaelmasdaisy :D
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  4. slugbug

    Back In The Land Of The Living (hopefelly)

    Yes - congrats on completing the CC course. It's a toughie! Here in T&W we have computers all over the place! Every theatre, every recovery bay, every office!! Intranet, internet, electronic...
    Yes - congrats on completing the CC course. It's a toughie! Here in T&W we have computers all over the place! Every theatre, every recovery bay, every office!! Intranet, internet, electronic prescibing, notes both nursing and medical on the computer!! Never mind 'nurse's back', RSI is the...
    Yes - congrats on completing the CC course. It's a toughie! Here in T&W we have computers all over the place! Every theatre, every recovery bay, every office!! Intranet, internet, electronic prescibing, notes both nursing and medical on the...
    Yes - congrats on completing the CC course. It's a toughie! Here in T&W we have computers all over the place! Every theatre, every recovery bay, every office!! Intranet, internet, electronic...
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  5. revin helen

    good to be back

    Nearly 3 weeks with no internet :eek: .I don't know whether I could live now without it ;) !Good to see you back.Nathan.
    Nearly 3 weeks with no internet :eek: .I don't know whether I could live now without it ;) !Good to see you back.Nathan.
    Nearly 3 weeks with no internet :eek: .I don't know whether I could live now without it ;) !Good to see you back.Nathan.
    Nearly 3 weeks with no internet :eek: .I don't know whether I could live now without it ;) !Good to see you back.Nathan.
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  6. birdy

    calor gas freezer

    Birdy I've lived my whole life outside the city walls, and the last 30 years have been self-employed at home. No commuting, no rush hour, no Boss. Electricity, gas, drains and broad band to hand,...
    Birdy I've lived my whole life outside the city walls, and the last 30 years have been self-employed at home. No commuting, no rush hour, no Boss. Electricity, gas, drains and broad band to hand, and a largish quiet private garden. That's as far out of the rat race as I want. I'm now too old...
    Birdy I've lived my whole life outside the city walls, and the last 30 years have been self-employed at home. No commuting, no rush hour, no Boss. Electricity, gas, drains and broad band to hand, and a largish quiet private garden. That's as far...
    Birdy I've lived my whole life outside the city walls, and the last 30 years have been self-employed at home. No commuting, no rush hour, no Boss. Electricity, gas, drains and broad band to hand,...
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  7. Fran

    DIY tales

    Yeah I've heard some of them before. :D Ed Stewpot on Saturday mornings. But I think they were old then.
    Yeah I've heard some of them before. :D Ed Stewpot on Saturday mornings. But I think they were old then.
    Yeah I've heard some of them before. :D Ed Stewpot on Saturday mornings. But I think they were old then.
    Yeah I've heard some of them before. :D Ed Stewpot on Saturday mornings. But I think they were old then.
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  8. hans

    apple

    Thanks Pete, I've put some pictures over in General gardening. When I planted this tree 20 years ago I forgot to write the name down, It's a reoccuring problem, as I did'nt have a pc then.
    Thanks Pete, I've put some pictures over in General gardening. When I planted this tree 20 years ago I forgot to write the name down, It's a reoccuring problem, as I did'nt have a pc then.
    Thanks Pete, I've put some pictures over in General gardening. When I planted this tree 20 years ago I forgot to write the name down, It's a reoccuring problem, as I did'nt have a pc then.
    Thanks Pete, I've put some pictures over in General gardening. When I planted this tree 20 years ago I forgot to write the name down, It's a reoccuring problem, as I did'nt have a pc then.
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  9. sewer rat

    wildlife

    Always good to see wildlife. I work opposite the bird sanctuary at Oare in Kent and see many birds.In the winter a kingfisher roosts on a sluice below a bridge, if I'm very careful I can stare...
    Always good to see wildlife. I work opposite the bird sanctuary at Oare in Kent and see many birds.In the winter a kingfisher roosts on a sluice below a bridge, if I'm very careful I can stare at him from 6 feet away. Slightest movement from me and he's away which is why I haven't got a...
    Always good to see wildlife. I work opposite the bird sanctuary at Oare in Kent and see many birds.In the winter a kingfisher roosts on a sluice below a bridge, if I'm very careful I can stare at him from 6 feet away. Slightest movement from...
    Always good to see wildlife. I work opposite the bird sanctuary at Oare in Kent and see many birds.In the winter a kingfisher roosts on a sluice below a bridge, if I'm very careful I can stare...
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  10. Anthony

    Just saying hi.

    Anthony - welcome to to GC... Dont be worried about your questions being daft we have all had to learn and many of us continue to do so. If we all knew it all how boring would that be.. I'm sure...
    Anthony - welcome to to GC... Dont be worried about your questions being daft we have all had to learn and many of us continue to do so. If we all knew it all how boring would that be.. I'm sure you have some expertise in something just not gardening yet!All the best.
    Anthony - welcome to to GC... Dont be worried about your questions being daft we have all had to learn and many of us continue to do so. If we all knew it all how boring would that be.. I'm sure you have some expertise in something just not...
    Anthony - welcome to to GC... Dont be worried about your questions being daft we have all had to learn and many of us continue to do so. If we all knew it all how boring would that be.. I'm sure...
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  11. pete

    Cricket

    Reflecting on his painful experience playing, Spike Milligan wrote "Rugby is a game that should only be watched" [ 10. October 2005, 08:40 PM: Message edited by: Paladin ]
    Reflecting on his painful experience playing, Spike Milligan wrote "Rugby is a game that should only be watched" [ 10. October 2005, 08:40 PM: Message edited by: Paladin ]
    Reflecting on his painful experience playing, Spike Milligan wrote "Rugby is a game that should only be watched" [ 10. October 2005, 08:40 PM: Message edited by: Paladin ]
    Reflecting on his painful experience playing, Spike Milligan wrote "Rugby is a game that should only be watched" [ 10. October 2005, 08:40 PM: Message edited by: Paladin ]
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  12. gofoit2

    Help with a quiz...please?

    Thank you all for helping me with the Christmas quiz, hip, hip, hooray, it's finished. :DIf anybody is involved in quizzes and would like a copy, please e-mail me, and I'll send it to you,...
    Thank you all for helping me with the Christmas quiz, hip, hip, hooray, it's finished. :DIf anybody is involved in quizzes and would like a copy, please e-mail me, and I'll send it to you, I think it's quite a good one, not too hard and not to easy, but good for the time of the year it...
    Thank you all for helping me with the Christmas quiz, hip, hip, hooray, it's finished. :DIf anybody is involved in quizzes and would like a copy, please e-mail me, and I'll send it to you, I think it's quite a good one, not too hard and...
    Thank you all for helping me with the Christmas quiz, hip, hip, hooray, it's finished. :DIf anybody is involved in quizzes and would like a copy, please e-mail me, and I'll send it to you,...
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  13. BAZ

    RECYLING

    Hi Baz, Compost usually likes a bit of variety most kitchen waste is acceptable I have the old fashioned type full of worms. I don't put newspapers on mine only green stuff with a little soil...
    Hi Baz, Compost usually likes a bit of variety most kitchen waste is acceptable I have the old fashioned type full of worms. I don't put newspapers on mine only green stuff with a little soil occasionally. nothing diseased goes on.
    Hi Baz, Compost usually likes a bit of variety most kitchen waste is acceptable I have the old fashioned type full of worms. I don't put newspapers on mine only green stuff with a little soil occasionally. nothing diseased goes on.
    Hi Baz, Compost usually likes a bit of variety most kitchen waste is acceptable I have the old fashioned type full of worms. I don't put newspapers on mine only green stuff with a little soil...
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  14. Tortuosa
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  15. GARDENANGEL

    LAYING SLATE

    Thanks Palustris and Tortuosa. Its gonna be for heavy traffic and various thickness, so cement it will be!!
    Thanks Palustris and Tortuosa. Its gonna be for heavy traffic and various thickness, so cement it will be!!
    Thanks Palustris and Tortuosa. Its gonna be for heavy traffic and various thickness, so cement it will be!!
    Thanks Palustris and Tortuosa. Its gonna be for heavy traffic and various thickness, so cement it will be!!
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  16. ellengray

    New Girl, non UK (Sorry)

    Well, at least you have the pictures!Welcome on board, ellengray. Nice to know you!
    Well, at least you have the pictures!Welcome on board, ellengray. Nice to know you!
    Well, at least you have the pictures!Welcome on board, ellengray. Nice to know you!
    Well, at least you have the pictures!Welcome on board, ellengray. Nice to know you!
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  17. dalbuie

    Wallace and Grommit

    My favourite W&G film was the one about the sheep with the lady in the wool shop, Wendoline. Always reminded me of "Windowlene"! I once went on a conference and the hotel my friend and I stayed in...
    My favourite W&G film was the one about the sheep with the lady in the wool shop, Wendoline. Always reminded me of "Windowlene"! I once went on a conference and the hotel my friend and I stayed in had a lady guest who looked just like her! It was tough, trying to keep a straight face at...
    My favourite W&G film was the one about the sheep with the lady in the wool shop, Wendoline. Always reminded me of "Windowlene"! I once went on a conference and the hotel my friend and I stayed in had a lady guest who looked just like her! It was...
    My favourite W&G film was the one about the sheep with the lady in the wool shop, Wendoline. Always reminded me of "Windowlene"! I once went on a conference and the hotel my friend and I stayed in...
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  18. Deckster

    HALLOWEEN

    Yep! I agree entirely Pete [ 02. November 2005, 11:47 AM: Message edited by: jjordie ]
    Yep! I agree entirely Pete [ 02. November 2005, 11:47 AM: Message edited by: jjordie ]
    Yep! I agree entirely Pete [ 02. November 2005, 11:47 AM: Message edited by: jjordie ]
    Yep! I agree entirely Pete [ 02. November 2005, 11:47 AM: Message edited by: jjordie ]
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  19. Daisies

    Things I rejoice in

    We had a gorgeous sunset too and I DID have my camera!
    We had a gorgeous sunset too and I DID have my camera!
    We had a gorgeous sunset too and I DID have my camera!
    We had a gorgeous sunset too and I DID have my camera!
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  20. Daisies

    Try this - it's hysterical!

    Tried a different search engine:Josephine needs a Napoleon One chip for all the memory Josephine needs Josephine needs a look up Josephine needs a pony Josephine needs water (My clem is a...
    Tried a different search engine:Josephine needs a Napoleon One chip for all the memory Josephine needs Josephine needs a look up Josephine needs a pony Josephine needs water (My clem is a Josephine!)
    Tried a different search engine:Josephine needs a Napoleon One chip for all the memory Josephine needs Josephine needs a look up Josephine needs a pony Josephine needs water (My clem is a Josephine!)
    Tried a different search engine:Josephine needs a Napoleon One chip for all the memory Josephine needs Josephine needs a look up Josephine needs a pony Josephine needs water (My clem is a...
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