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  1. The Muppet Show

    ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK !!!! Section For General Banter And Laughs Including Jokes
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  2. Gardeners Corner Question Time

    Members willing to be interrogated by other members can start a thread in here. PLEASE READ THE STICKY ANNOUNCEMENT FIRST.
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  1. Fat Controller

    Quite a remarkable read

    I saw our local council's budget the other day - two thirds of the money raised in income goes on debt interest.... not repayments, interest.
    I saw our local council's budget the other day - two thirds of the money raised in income goes on debt interest.... not repayments, interest.
    I saw our local council's budget the other day - two thirds of the money raised in income goes on debt interest.... not repayments, interest.
    I saw our local council's budget the other day - two thirds of the money raised in income goes on debt interest.... not repayments, interest.
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  2. Victoria

    You have to laugh ...

    I once worked with a bloke who was described as a schadenfreude, at the time someone had to explain the meaning to me. But it fitted him perfectly, never forgotten that word but I wouldn't know...
    I once worked with a bloke who was described as a schadenfreude, at the time someone had to explain the meaning to me. But it fitted him perfectly, never forgotten that word but I wouldn't know how to spell it.
    I once worked with a bloke who was described as a schadenfreude, at the time someone had to explain the meaning to me. But it fitted him perfectly, never forgotten that word but I wouldn't know how to spell it.
    I once worked with a bloke who was described as a schadenfreude, at the time someone had to explain the meaning to me. But it fitted him perfectly, never forgotten that word but I wouldn't know...
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  3. pete
    Like x 6

    OK, so it was raining.

    Worth a listen, if you don't look, the accent is unreal.
    Worth a listen, if you don't look, the accent is unreal.
    Worth a listen, if you don't look, the accent is unreal.
    Worth a listen, if you don't look, the accent is unreal.
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  4. Victoria
    Funny x 5

    FOR THE LADIES ... but men can look too ...

    @Victoria she has made dozens of them :blue thumb:
    @Victoria she has made dozens of them :blue thumb:
    @Victoria she has made dozens of them :blue thumb:
    @Victoria she has made dozens of them :blue thumb:
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  5. Logan
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  6. Upsydaisy

    Happy Birthday Kyle.

    Sorry I missed this Kyle. Hope you had a good day.
    Sorry I missed this Kyle. Hope you had a good day.
    Sorry I missed this Kyle. Hope you had a good day.
    Sorry I missed this Kyle. Hope you had a good day.
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  7. Logan
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  8. Logan
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  9. Victoria

    Home Ownership

    Duplicate post ... sorry, I keep getting error messages. :rolleyespink:
    Duplicate post ... sorry, I keep getting error messages. :rolleyespink:
    Duplicate post ... sorry, I keep getting error messages. :rolleyespink:
    Duplicate post ... sorry, I keep getting error messages. :rolleyespink:
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  10. Michael Hewett

    Following

    'Ignore' means you don't see anything by that person and they don't see anything by you. I have found there's a person on this forum that I met on another garden forum, a rude person who thinks...
    'Ignore' means you don't see anything by that person and they don't see anything by you. I have found there's a person on this forum that I met on another garden forum, a rude person who thinks it's funny to insult you, so I have 'ignored' them on here. They have left the other forum and that...
    'Ignore' means you don't see anything by that person and they don't see anything by you. I have found there's a person on this forum that I met on another garden forum, a rude person who thinks it's funny to insult you, so I have 'ignored' them...
    'Ignore' means you don't see anything by that person and they don't see anything by you. I have found there's a person on this forum that I met on another garden forum, a rude person who thinks...
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  11. Giri
    Like x 6

    Notes from an Underdog.

    I´ll tell her Victoria, she will be pleased. But you wouldn´t be able to tell.
    I´ll tell her Victoria, she will be pleased. But you wouldn´t be able to tell.
    I´ll tell her Victoria, she will be pleased. But you wouldn´t be able to tell.
    I´ll tell her Victoria, she will be pleased. But you wouldn´t be able to tell.
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  12. Victoria
    Informative x 3

    Fire/Death in our Hamlet

    I couldn't work for them either @Victoria, it would break my heart and I'd want to bring all the cats home with me. I have a friend who volunteers with the RSPCA and keeps wanting me to come and...
    I couldn't work for them either @Victoria, it would break my heart and I'd want to bring all the cats home with me. I have a friend who volunteers with the RSPCA and keeps wanting me to come and see the cats but I won't go. It's good that these places exist but I couldn't work there.My...
    I couldn't work for them either @Victoria, it would break my heart and I'd want to bring all the cats home with me. I have a friend who volunteers with the RSPCA and keeps wanting me to come and see the cats but I won't go. It's good that these...
    I couldn't work for them either @Victoria, it would break my heart and I'd want to bring all the cats home with me. I have a friend who volunteers with the RSPCA and keeps wanting me to come and...
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  13. hailbopp
    Funny x 3

    Neighbour dispute over tree

    That's true Blackdog, tastes can change over time. (i even liked heavy metal and kraftwerk in my youth) I still like ac/dc and pink floyd, but there is good music produced today. Celeste, Ed...
    That's true Blackdog, tastes can change over time. (i even liked heavy metal and kraftwerk in my youth) I still like ac/dc and pink floyd, but there is good music produced today. Celeste, Ed Sheeran, Taylor Swift, Rag and Bone man etc. It's all personal taste as in any art form. BTW i prefer...
    That's true Blackdog, tastes can change over time. (i even liked heavy metal and kraftwerk in my youth) I still like ac/dc and pink floyd, but there is good music produced today. Celeste, Ed Sheeran, Taylor Swift, Rag and Bone man etc. It's all...
    That's true Blackdog, tastes can change over time. (i even liked heavy metal and kraftwerk in my youth) I still like ac/dc and pink floyd, but there is good music produced today. Celeste, Ed...
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  14. Selleri
    Like x 8

    The story behind your username and picture

    @Cordy I'll just call you Mr Australis from now on, then... :biggrin::heehee: Lovely garden, BTW. :)Nick
    @Cordy I'll just call you Mr Australis from now on, then... :biggrin::heehee: Lovely garden, BTW. :)Nick
    @Cordy I'll just call you Mr Australis from now on, then... :biggrin::heehee: Lovely garden, BTW. :)Nick
    @Cordy I'll just call you Mr Australis from now on, then... :biggrin::heehee: Lovely garden, BTW. :)Nick
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  15. Victoria
    Like x 3

    Reasons to be Cheerful ...

    In today's post I got the letter from The White House "signed" by Biden saying Dear Fellow American ... telling me I will be getting my check soon. T'other Half had his letter a week last week,...
    In today's post I got the letter from The White House "signed" by Biden saying Dear Fellow American ... telling me I will be getting my check soon. T'other Half had his letter a week last week, hence my surprise at getting one.
    In today's post I got the letter from The White House "signed" by Biden saying Dear Fellow American ... telling me I will be getting my check soon. T'other Half had his letter a week last week, hence my surprise at getting one.
    In today's post I got the letter from The White House "signed" by Biden saying Dear Fellow American ... telling me I will be getting my check soon. T'other Half had his letter a week last week,...
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  16. karaman

    Shiny apple - what is it coated with?

    Oh @pete!!! What are you like !!:roflol::roflol:Mind you it solves the mystery of how @NigelJ knows it tastes foul!:dbgrtmb:
    Oh @pete!!! What are you like !!:roflol::roflol:Mind you it solves the mystery of how @NigelJ knows it tastes foul!:dbgrtmb:
    Oh @pete!!! What are you like !!:roflol::roflol:Mind you it solves the mystery of how @NigelJ knows it tastes foul!:dbgrtmb:
    Oh @pete!!! What are you like !!:roflol::roflol:Mind you it solves the mystery of how @NigelJ knows it tastes foul!:dbgrtmb:
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  17. shiney
    Informative x 3

    DVLA SCAM

    I've added, above, the government response to me reporting it.
    I've added, above, the government response to me reporting it.
    I've added, above, the government response to me reporting it.
    I've added, above, the government response to me reporting it.
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  18. pete

    HMRC

    Their website changes every year and the self assessment form is also changed just to keep us on our toes. I have had similar issues going round in circles trying to find where to enter some...
    Their website changes every year and the self assessment form is also changed just to keep us on our toes. I have had similar issues going round in circles trying to find where to enter some figures. They keep changing how to access the gateway too with phone text verification messages, which...
    Their website changes every year and the self assessment form is also changed just to keep us on our toes. I have had similar issues going round in circles trying to find where to enter some figures. They keep changing how to access the gateway...
    Their website changes every year and the self assessment form is also changed just to keep us on our toes. I have had similar issues going round in circles trying to find where to enter some...
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  19. Purple Streaks

    pay theElectric,rates etc

    I did the same for my father by just presenting the death certificate to the bank and they authorised the payments.
    I did the same for my father by just presenting the death certificate to the bank and they authorised the payments.
    I did the same for my father by just presenting the death certificate to the bank and they authorised the payments.
    I did the same for my father by just presenting the death certificate to the bank and they authorised the payments.
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  20. Mike Allen
    Like x 3

    In the Kitchen

    The birds always have ours too. Hubs says every year that he's going to remove ours, but I do like to see the blossom. I think this will definitely be their last year though.:sad:
    The birds always have ours too. Hubs says every year that he's going to remove ours, but I do like to see the blossom. I think this will definitely be their last year though.:sad:
    The birds always have ours too. Hubs says every year that he's going to remove ours, but I do like to see the blossom. I think this will definitely be their last year though.:sad:
    The birds always have ours too. Hubs says every year that he's going to remove ours, but I do like to see the blossom. I think this will definitely be their last year though.:sad:
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